>it's a man tripping on mushrooms discovers a furry orgy in the middle of the desert and mistakes an actual bear for a furry in a fursuit episode
>it's a man tripping on mushrooms discovers a furry orgy in the middle of the desert and mistakes an actual bear for a furry in a fursuit epis...
>it's a shy japanese couple finally have sex for the first time after a year of marriage and both die of heart attacks during orgasm
I'm pretty sure this wasn't in an episode.
They always set up the person/people that die as some sort of butthole that deserves it.
>I'm pretty sure this wasn't in an episode
https://1000waystodie.fandom.com/wiki/Ichiboned
Oh, wow. Thank you clearing that up.
The other 99% of deaths they always seem to try and justify it was deserved though
Are you dumb? They frame it in a way that makes it seem like they "deserve" it so you don't feel bad for watching people die in stupid ways and being entertained
All you did is repeat what he said
>UHM actually thats what I implied
lmao, frick off
I didn’t say the post that you responded to. The guy said they make everyone look like an butthole and all you said is that they make everyone look like an butthole for such and such reason
>abloo bloo
cry harder homosexual. Theres a good reason your father left, you clearly have something to do with it.
My dad didn’t leave you autist
he is trolling you fricking moron, stop responding
is this your first day on Cinemaphile
Pretending to be moronic isn’t trolling
it is if you keep responding like a moron
seriously did you just read a guide online
lurk moar
This is cringe and I’m goddamn certain it’s past your bedtime
>My (step)dad (Tyrone) didn't leave you autist. He should be coming back with the milk any minute
Whatever you say lol.
Projecting cuck
Eat a dick
It was. It was literally the #1 way to die
>it's a fat frick eating beans suffocates on his farts episode
>it's a chink stands on the sidewalk episode
>it's a chink notices a liveleak logo above his head
Were do they go I wonder
>plants growing on the side of the bridge
>plants get heavier as the grow
>cheaply made bridge collapses under the extra weight.
The roots probably grew into the bridge and just completely fricked it's already poor stability.
They pop out in America.
>chinese sinkhole
A chinkhole
Nice save grabbing that pole or wiring or whatever.
i love eating magic mushrooms
>it's the israeli producers are butthurt about Mel Gibson so they make up a scenario where he dies episode
https://1000waystodie.fandom.com/wiki/Bad_Max
>it's a guy getting his intestines sucked off by a jacuzzi's drain episode
Is that the dude that put his dick in one of the holes on the sidecand the emt that git there couldnt get him free with his dick still attached?
>it's how to cut your arm off if it gets caught in a vending machine episode
I smoked nutmeg when I was 16 because of the "how to get high legally" episode.
I did not get high.
Manswers was something special
>researches at the university of Berlin said beer is good for you!
I'd love to be on the crew that have to find a doctor to interview and ask something stupid like, "how much do you have to fart to perform CPR with your ass?"
CAN YOU FART SO HARD YOUR BALLS EXPLODE?
CAN YOU STACK YOUR FAMILY?
>it's a gymbro gets his head crushed by weights episode
This is some straight up Loony Tunes shit
Could you survive that?
me in mario when I jump on a pipe and a pirana plant comes out before I land
i cant believe chinese learned how to rocketjump
Do you think there's a chinese forum somewhere that posts accident videos from America and everyone calling us an unliveable shithole?
I saw a North Korean propaganda video where they showed skid row and said it was how every American lived. They kept showing trees with no birds in them and saying that America didn’t have.birds anymore because we ate them all
Fricking dumbass north koreans
You're just mad you haven't drank your snow coffee and eaten your Tuesday pigeon, North Korea Best Korea
>its a lesbian chokes on her lover’s candy underwear episode
most extreme where the guy grows a big ass sniffer
>Today we look at a guy who is going to sleep with the fishes. This pathetic piece of excrement makes his living catching fish. His probably fricking stupid and his parents were brother and sister. He probably fricks the fish he catches. He doesnt have respect for those that work under him and is a greedy fricking goblin. Frick him. What a sad worm of a human being. Look at him die. The world is better of without this blotch of oil staining its surface and wasting the oxygen. Look at his disgusting wretched face laying there. It makes me sick to my fricking stomach knowing he once lived
>this next guy got killed slowly and was in nightmarish agonizing pain for hours...but he was a frickin butthole
>its a "guy ties a sausage to his leg to make it look like he had a giant dick while walking around the club, but he tied it too tight and it acted as a tourniquet which then caused a fatal blood clot to reach his heart" episode
>it's a "guy hates cats episode so he just fricking falls backward and dies"
This show always sucked didn't it
This show actually saved my life. There was an episode where a guy poured chemicals down his RV toilet and it created a toxic gas cloud that erupted and killed him. I did the same thing but knowing the signs I jumped out of the way and ran out just in time to escape.
You still flushed the chemicals though???? Are you fricking
It was just bleach.
I don't believe you
watching spikeTV, while saving his life, also made him very, very dumb