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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tfw wife only wants a plot of land to frick off to and put a trailer on

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >woman wants to buy a house they can’t afford

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wife chooses a renovated crack house in a "hot urban market on the rise"
    >guy looks he wants to shoot himself
    Crazy how this is every episode

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >wife wants a house next to the urban basketball court

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The husband and the realtor give of more vibes like they're a couple than the husband and wife.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >realtors a hot blonde MILF in a tight black dress rizzing up the husband
      >camera cuts to wife absolutely seething

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, I mean these shows are made by the gay mafia and most of the dudes are gays with some hire-a-beard playing the wife.

        >female realtor looks like a bag of potatoes on the first day
        >comes back next day dolled up to the nines after seeing some playback the day before

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The husband wants a house with an intangible rustic charm to it
    The wife wants a backyard, bowling alley, and helipad in the CITY CENTER
    the husband wants a room for "entertaining" because he's as dull as dishwater on his own
    the wife wants a place for their dogs so they can bark all day and ruin the ambience of the neighborhood
    The husband is willing to deal with an hour commute if the rent is $100 less

    I've seen too many of these shows and are convinced they make the couple come up with impossible demands to drive conflict.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much. They already own the house that they "buy" and the producers just show them two random houses for sale. I wouldn't be surprised if they tell them to make moronic demands for the camera for the sake of drama

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Wife wants to turn a mid century modern house into a globalhomosexual modern one
    Man, flippers convinced these morons that cheap stainless steel appliance, vinyl flooring, and black grey white paint looks good over shit that actually works good.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This looks good except for the floor.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah and the low ceilings making this house look claustrophobic.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It looks clean, but absolutely soulless. Living in this place would be depressing.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Formica countertop
        >Pressed board cabinets painted white to hide being press board
        >Stainless appliance bought at one of those scratch and dent furniture stores.
        >Corporate color design
        >Asking for half of million dollars in the middle of bumble frick midwest
        The only thing it's missing it those god damn subway tiles on the backsplash.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This looks good except for the floor.

      that vinyl shit is cancer. not even waterproof like lino was.

      >weird client is very fussy and demanding and strange, also has a psycho gf outside his league
      >realtor expresses his immense confusion as to the client's sense of entitlement when compared to his budget in an extremely tight market/desirable area
      >something happens overnight, and suddenly the realtor finds some extremely accommodating addresses seemingly out of nowhere
      >all have street numbers that are 101, 33 and 47

      Not a common one, but one of the weirdest. The bald british realtor with the beard showing some mental case faux-posh aussie and his even crazier wannabe influencer gf around who, and I quote "Wants to live near the Royals so she can become BFFs with Kate".

      Gotta be some hidden property books that they only break out for connected weirdos. But it was funny watching the realtor guy completely change his mode after the first day. The aussie guy even visibly blanched when told some of the prices. So clearly his projections of wealth were total bs. But they still fixed him up with a decent, if small place.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that vinyl shit is cancer. not even waterproof like lino was.
        It's waterproof enough. A big step up from the laminate that everyone was putting down 15+ years ago.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In the future, everything is monochrome

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        believe it or not it's shifting away from that look already.
        something called "shoreline" with very pale blues and lemon yellows seems to be the new hotness.

        makes sense, bc decorators need to push full re-dos of interiors every ten years at least.

        also a new code word coming though is "Aspirational", where the 2010s was "Family".
        Open Plan will stay I'm pretty sure. Too easy to gut and switch out in a short timeframe.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm glad minimalism is on the the way out in general. It will be remembered as one of the worst interior decorating trends, but it seems like it will be around forever in industrial design because it cuts costs.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I pity americans and city slickers in general. I bought a 1300 sqf house in this village for 150k euros and it's literally heaven.
      >soulful stone house with a terrass to enjoy the morning sun
      >10GBps fiber internet
      >swimmable river within walking distance
      >hiking trails starting literally 100m from my front door
      >1 million inhabitant town within a 25 minutes drive so it's not like I'm foraging for nuts and berries to survive

      To think there are people that invest 1 million or more to live in suburban limbo.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you working from home? I always dreamt of living in some remote village with good internet but I won't find a job in such places.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I'm working partly from home, I go to the office 2 days a week.

          where is this? Spain?

          Looks like south eastern france from the architecture.

          Southern France yeah, more center that east though.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you couldn't pay me to live in France.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Your loss bud

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Your loss bud

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Huh?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                got to work in west France for a little bit as an American and thought the place was beautiful, too bad you have an excess of sandBlack folk and the whites there aren't too great either
                would probably live there for the food tho

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Did you move to France, or born there?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Born and raised, I am an authentic frog.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        where is this? Spain?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like south eastern france from the architecture.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Name country. Sounds like what any sensible person would dream of

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          See

          Yeah I'm working partly from home, I go to the office 2 days a week.

          [...]
          [...]
          Southern France yeah, more center that east though.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll never understand the high chair seating at the countertop tables. People that design these houses seem to not realize people actually have to live there. For example, putting 5 wooden spoons in a bowl directly in front of a light switch. Just little things like that make no sense.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I'll never understand the high chair seating at the countertop tables.
        It's fine for kids to eat at, but those chairs get uncomfortable quickly for adults. I think they're a meme overall and of all the people I've known who have them, they never use them and the counter is just used as a place to put things.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >man in a middle manager for a grocery store chain
    >woman is a stay at home wife with a passion for yoga and painting
    >together they are looking for a mansion in the center of New York to start a family in
    >their budget is just under $5,000,000

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >man does caricature art on weekends
      >wife collects commemorative plates
      >they want a 4-bedroom in the middle of downtown for no more than $300 a month

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's this.

      >wife is stay at home mom of two chinchillas with a side gig of making flavorless maple syrup from their one maple tree out back
      >husband works the parts counter for an upscale niche one gear bicycle shop part time and commutes 6hours each day making 24k
      >their budget is 3,000,000

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >This one is $200k over your budget BUT... it has everything you were looking for

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gen a edition:

    >he's an adult content ai prompter
    >she's a drooling autistic schizophrenic
    >their budget is $3.2 milllion

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >50 posts
    >no mentions of the show is fake, they reach out to people after they buy a house, then film them fake checking out 2 other houses pretending they are considering them
    >it also takes 3 days to film and participants are paid $300, somehow people are willing to do this show for sub minimum wage

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's fun if you try to frame it as figuring out which 2 houses they have absolutely 0 investment in.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      people who go on the show don't give a frick about minimum wage, they are buying a house. it's about the exposure. they want to brag to plebs who will never be able to buy a house.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it's about the exposure.
        Yes
        >they want to brag to plebs who will never be able to buy a house.
        No

        It's just a way for some people to get on tv

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          exactly, they want to get on tv to brag about being house buyers

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No they just want to be on tv so they can brag about being on tv. You're letting your inferiority complex come up with the rest

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >go on tv
      >have a fun weekend going to open houses
      >get paid hundreds of dollars for doing so

      I dunno, sounds like a good enough time

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh wow is tv really fake? Oh my god I had no idea
      Fricking moron

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wife wants a rural property with tons of land and a yard to raise chickens while also being a 10 minute bike ride to downtown Chicago

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That would be possible if we didn't let the oil companies take over our government and in turn, the world.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean technically that happened, like 130 years ago.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Back to your containment board >>>/n/

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wife wants an off grid, handbuilt menonite home in rural Pennsylvania that's a 5 minute horse and buggy ride to city center
    >husband wants a futuristic smart home condo in Seoul Korea with a 3000sqft vivarium for his chameleon collection

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just once I want a couple with a $200,000 budget checking out 100 year old ghetto houses with rat infestations and lawfully ambiguous safety inspections, just to be a bit more realistic

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >We'll take House #2!
      >Ooh, sorry that one just got put under contract with a cash offer $60k over asking price.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There were a few like that on the lottery winning show, where they won a few hundred grand off a scratcher, I recall one of the houses was $90k I think it was in Maine

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw one of these types of shows once and the wife just told the husband what to do and did literally none of the work. The husband had a partner who seemed to do most of the work and he was constantly telling the husband how pointlessly difficult the shit the wife wanted was and the husband would always say "well let's just try it her way and if we don't like it we can go back later." The partner always looked so pissed.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This show is completely fake. They've already bought the home by the time they're filming the episode.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even House Hunters has fallen prey to the woke agenda as you can see if you watch new episodes from the last few years. It's so obvious and pandering I turn it off immediately.

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