>it's a truman cries himself to sleep thinking about all the opportunities he missed out on his life because of how stubborn and socially awkward he is and ponders if he even has a potential future episode
how many times are these hack writers going to recycle this plotline?
>its a truman starts exercising and turning his bad habits around (it lasts 2 days)
>The arc where Truman loses 60 lbs but still hates himself.
I hate that one.
>it's a truman lost 60 lbs in 3 months but gained all that back and more in 2 months during postgrad episode
>it’s a truman is stuck in a loop of losing weight and gaining it back for the last 10 years
First it was junk food addiction and then alcoholism, he doesnt even eat he just drinks, what the fuck is his problem?
>Truman finally starts exercising and gets in shape, he’s slightly happier but nothing changes about his life, he still stays inside all day jacking off, the social awkwardness still there
kek
HAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUCKING FUNNY RIGHT???
Stop jacking off as much bro, if I can do it you can
me except Im not even awkward now I just fucking hate everyone because of how they treated me when I was
Sure buddy
a young man
>pic related
you have to forgive them. they know not what they do. i know its hard but you have to live
Keep at it even if it's 2 days a week
I struggle with this as well
>it's the truman loses thirty pounds this year and is back to a normal weight for the first time in years arc
>the twist at the end where he finds out it was because he has lymphoma
absolutely must-see tv i gotta say
sucks to see that happen to truman. hang in there i always say
It has lasted 7 months for me, with a ~3 week relapse of junk food and no exercise around the 5-6 month mark. Am I gonna make it, bros?
Next time you eat goyslop make sure to pay attention to how it effects your body. The more you notice the downfalls, the easier it'll be to skip the fried, sugary, full of empty calories foods, etc.
You'll make it champ, I'm about a year in with good diet and about 6 months exercise. I'd say don't think of it as relapse when you cheat, more that you've built the game with cheating factored in. I eat trash occasionally but the deficit I run the majority of the time more than makes up for it. I don't have a timeline though I just always want to be trending down until I hit target weight. Also what
Says is good advice, once you've used to healthy vibes even just a small soda will rock your shit
>Truman stops crying about this because he's no longer in his 20s
How did they let Truman get away with running over that woman? Pretty fucked up move by the producers but I guess "Truman in jail" wasn't in the cards.
>it’s a truman self sabotages every opportunity and mentally cripples himself, making him destined for life of failure and loneliness
bravo christof
This is literally me.
We're all watching you rn
How have you been enjoying these past four seasons?
Loving it man, absolutely loving it and I'm rooting for you
Best show on the telly right now
Tried to get my friends into it but they got filtered hard
>Truman realizes that there's no way out and becomes The Joker, terrorizing normies and sex havers for all eternity
Holy reddit, kill yourself
>it's a Truman projects a race war into the Psychosphere
Kino.
>it's a Truman faked his personality when he and his girl first started dating and now he doesn't know how to drop the character
Oooff 🙁
>Truman watches his love life immolate in front of him and is too afraid to douse the fire
You know my nigga Truman is being his own executioner there. If he stopped giving a fuck about muh past mistakes and looked ahead he would feel better.
>It's a 'Truman keeps looking for his dream house on Zillow even though he's a broke neet' episode
>it's a Truman falls into another long term semi-functional despondency of never-ending suicidal ideation because he destroyed his relationships and lost his FP yet again because he has BPD and everything that feels like healthy and normal love is actually fucking atrocious and unforgivable behavior episode
At some point, I think Truman really won't be able to take it anymore. He needs one thing in his life, but has an illness that literally does not allow him to have that one thing. Her, crazy how life turned out for him.
>It's an anon doesn't understand mental illness episode and pretends to be an expert by reading a Wikipedia article and watching a 10 minute video of the depp v herd trial
Honestly, these are the best Truman episodes, so funny
I meet all the DSM criteria, and have my lifetime of messy bloody ends to friendships and prospective relationships to back it up, identical, tit for tat to experiences with those formally diagnosed. So yeah, no.
Get clinically diagnosed and help if you are absolutely sure, if you do have BPD your life span will probably end shortly by your own hand
>if you do have BPD your life span will probably end shortly by your own hand
That's the hope. Honestly, the fucked up thing about it is, when I'm on my own, no relationship or someone to otherwise get attached to, obsess over as a favorite person, I'm perfectly functional and able to live mostly normally, albeit chronically depressed, empty and forever lonely.
The thing about BPD is that it's an illness that principally comes out in full disgusting force within relationships. That's the torturous part about it. Can't have relationships unless you get help with highly specialized therapy called DBT/CBT, and you have a partner who simultaneously knows, understands, and has the capacity for patience and love to continue working through it.
Otherwise, it's a painfully lonely existence, knowing with full self-awareness your capacity to hurt people in pursuit of their love, and being terrified to hurt anyone else.
I am well aware of what BPD is and what it's like to be in a relationship like that friend. It completely destroyed me. I know what the loneliness, depression, and darkness feels like. But there is always hope even if you don't believe it. Even if it seems the entire world is against you and you have no support left, there is hope. The therapy you describe is hard but it's a process you should start. It will take time but the sooner you start, the sooner you will be able to look in the mirror and smile at yourself.
Up until recently I had the same thoughts as you, and for whatever reason I had friends that I didn't even know I had come shine a light on me and show me the way back to my path.
I hope you get that help, and I will pray for you for what its worth
I just don't have the money or the time and resources to find a legit DBT specialist. The nature of my works makes it such that it would be unfeasible. So I only see two paths from here. I remain single again for a while, being acutely aware if I'm developing another FP and backing off if so, as anguishing as that may be, or trying again and hoping this next time will be different (it won't).
And then there's the hidden golden third option where I just finally kill myself because I can't take the pain of both my eternal loneliness and hurting people to sate said loneliness anymore. I'm honestly just too fucking tired to keep trying over and over and over again. I just want the game to stop. I just want to rest.
What a fucked up condition. Schizos hate BPD's btw. Eternal enemies.
>And then there's the hidden golden third option where I just finally kill myself
Why would you do that? You have some of the best bros in the world here on this site. I don't know how much you make or what but there are always options for treatment, if you're in the States the mental health hotline is free. The game never ends friend it goes on and on and on. I don't think schizos and BPD are eternal enemies, hell sometimes they make fantastically toxic couples
>Why would you do that? You have some of the best bros in the world here on this site.
I don't know you. Youndont know me. We don't know our lives or have some past common experience to draw off of. Truth be told, I hate it here now. But I can't leave because I have nowhere else to go.
My last 3 FP's I met here on this site. Two as potential lovers. Each one started and ended the exact same way, even though I thought I was doing it different, better each time. I'm terrified and scared to death to try again anymore, and I fear that when my strength finally wanes for good, I'm going to take my tank and exit bagging my way out of this world. I'm just so tired.
Ut I do know you, because I have been through a lot of what you have wrote about. I absolutely know what it feels like to be in your situation. You don't have to believe me but there is hope for you. I was at the end of my rope, cried out in the darkness and people I had no idea where my friends (or possibly worst enemies) heard me and came to help. I pray God sends you an angel like he sent to me. If you hate it here, take a break. If you feel shitty about being alone stop masturbating as much, start going for walks or something. Take small steps to change yourself. You don't have to know me but there are people here who do know me and they aren't as bad as I made them out to be.
I meant we don't know each other personally. Not that we can't recognize each others spirits. So while I appreciate the words, and the empathy, it doesn't really help all that much. What I fucking hate is that, two people can tell me the exact same truth, and I'll only listen to the one whom I have an attachment to, and not the other.
Get on Medicaid and find a CBT counselor. I don't pay for my sessions because I don't make much right now. I suffer PTSD and anxiety (who doesn't) and have actually managed to become more confident and much much healthier due to, simply, talking things out and putting a few plans into action.
Sorry if that's hard to read. I'm half awake. Good luck anon.
What I hate about people like you is your detachment from what you are doing
I'ts like you beat the shit out of your women and say "I'm devastated because my anger issue destroys this relationship..."
nagger like
Just stop, it's you
Have you tried just not being a homosexual?
>It's another "Truman is so wound up he can't sleep" episode
>it's a "Truman sees his old crush with her new boyfriend and freaks out for 10 hours" episode
Seriously, it's been 4 years, who is this bitch fucking to keep getting appearances? Her introductory arc where he didn't know she had a boyfriend for 6 months was hilarious and it was great seeing him get crushed when they went on a bad date 2 years later but it should have ended there. It's boring to have her pop up every few months and derail whatever plotline was happening by making Truman mope for 2 days.
>It's a Truman is so pissed about what happened to Danny Masterson that he's seriously considering busting him out of jail episode
He's not gonna do it but he's not gonna stop thinking about it either.
>it's a Truman gets a vibrator and by placing it on his frenulum it totally revolutionizes the way he masturbates episode
You're pathetic and you should stop self loathing and do something about it but you won't because you're a genetic dead end programmed to be a failure from the start - all fields
seething failed normie can't stand to reminded of his inevitable future
>it's a Truman has halitosis and he knows it, knows everyone knows it and make fun behind him but nobody tells him directly episode
>it's a truman faps himself into delirium instead of cleaning up his appartment, with mold forming in the sink and his smell getting used to it that he does not even notice it anymore
>it's a Truman is aware of it but doesn't care episode
Best episodes tbh
>its a truman has been in a long term relationship for a while now but they stopped having sex now hes thinking about cheating but hes been out of the game so long he feels detached from reality
>it's a truman found a cockroach near his pillow one night and has been on edge for weeks everytime he goes to sleep episode
How old was Truman actually in the movie?
30
>that recurring plotline when Truman torrented 1TB of glory hole porn and felt obligated to watch it all in 5 minute segments over the course of a two years
>it's a "truman only feels good when nursing a very small hangover from 125 ml rum"
I wish the showrunners would reveal why that happens already
>it's a "truman puts up a led strip behind his couch but it falls down because of the bad glue and now he doesn't have the energy to put it back up properly so it just lies beneath his couch" season
I seriously think discovering imageboards when young and spending every day here seriously messed me up mentally by giving me a dopamine addiciton and giving me virtual social interaction that is nothing like people interact in real life. I'm bored of this place but now I have nowhere else to go.
Keep spamming nagger nagger nagger and get a static ip. Its literally the only way out.
it doesnt solve the "nowhere else to go" issue
I've been terminally online for 15 years how do I interact with people irl after that?
video games and the internet have been a disaster for men.
>Truman jacks off for five hours while crossfaded
Truman Show would've been a better movie if NO real world sequences existed, so it becomes more surreal and suspenseful
My uncle was getting gangstalked in the 90's and Truman is loosely based on him.
i got gangstalked in '19 - '21 and it was loosely based on truman
>its a Truman takes 20mg of Cialis but it doesn't work so he takes another 20mg an hour later and it barely works episode
help
>it’s a truman wages for 10 hours, goes home tired, lays in his bed staring at the ceiling for the next 4 hours, falls asleep, and wakes up the next day to do it all again episode
The path of the waggie is a hard one
>it's a truman sits in front of his computer for 17hrs straight episode
They've ran this plotline every day for months now.
>It's a Truman pushes a shopping cart as hard as he can down and inclined parking lot at half past 7 in the morning and watches a wagie chase it at mach speed like his life depends on it episode
I actually did this yesterday. You have to make your own fun in life.
This, it also gives the cart pusher a job so don't feel too bad
>it's a "Truman is once again in exam period, for the 7th year (yes year, each year has 3 exam periods so technically it's his 21st...) in a row, and he's still so deathly afraid of trying, failing and confirming that he's retarded, that it's the day before and he's still not opened his textbooks, and he's even blowing off the tutor's notes, but he gets a manic resurgence and sings to himself for 2 hours while daydreaming, before ultimately coming down from the high and realising he wasted even the last morning so he wastes another 2 hours just wallowing in self-pity until noon, and he wonders if he'll ever change his way and move on from the same spot he's been in for roughly the last decade, or if he'll just waste his life away, so the panic sets in and he oscillates from extreme manic highs to wallowing in misery within minutes of one another and he feels as if he's going insane" episode
Is Truman ever going to get out of this? Seriously, I cannot tell what the showrunners have planned. If this ends up with him just giving up and living in his parents' house waiting to die for the next 60 seasons I'll be seriously disappointed. All that set up, all that promise in the early seasons that something was in store for the 2nd Act, and it'll end up being nothing? Jesus, I get it, subverted expectations and all are trendy, but come on.
>I cannot tell what the show runners...
Do something different today, even if it's small. If you keep doing the same thing you will be rewatching reruns for years
What? Jump off the balcony? All I had to do was read those goddamn papers. I've been in the same place for basically 6 years now. I can't change. I'm a retarded coward. Nothing more. Always was cowardly, but I thought I was smart enough to do something. Turns out I'm not. And I never dealt with it, so I kept running and then I started digging myself into this hole. And that's all there is. I know, I know, if I don't try I'll never get out of it and it is my choice, but I just... I thought I had something to offer. But I don't. And I missed on all the milestones of every other normal person, so what's left? To try, and fail, and barely reach mediocrity so that I can finally live a subpar life? I know, I know, it's either that or just giving up and dying, it's my choice. But I just never thought it'd be like this, you know? I was never under any delusions that I was the protagonist of life or whatever, I just thought that there'd be something for me. A path. My own, I mean. But there isn't. I just have to join the herd. But even there I'll just be at the back, waiting for the end. And that's all there is.
something tells me that if Truman has passed 20 exam periods, he'll pass the 21, maybe he's smarter than he thinks?
No, you don’t understand. I’ve been here 7 years. I pass maybe a class per exam period. I’ve about 24 left. Most exam periods I don’t even show up. I do some online classes with a tutor, and even then I don’t show up to take the exams. I study maybe an hour total per week because I’m too scared. I’m just terrified to try. Because if I fail then, it’ll be confirmation that I truly am retarded. As long as I keep failing without trying, I keep the delusion alive that I am not as retarded as I believe. Which is a lie. I am retarded. More retarded than I thought. I am best case scenario average and I just do not want to deal with that so I just keep running away. Not that I’ll be able to for much longer. I’m 26. At some point my parents will pull me out of Uni if I keep failing. So I either accept that I’m utterly unremarkable, get over my anxiety, study and graduate with an awful mark, and then just become an NPC, or just continue my self-destruction until my death. I am scum, I know.
Maybe Truman should get a normal normie job like a cashier and make some money and forget about all this trouble and anxiety... normal people live just as well with those jobs
But Tr- Screw it, I can't. All I had to cope with my miserable existence throughout my whole life was that I was "smart". Smart enough to do something good and interesting. I knew I'd never be the popular guy, I knew I'd never get a gf or be happy. But I thought that I'd do something and I'd be fulfilled. And now I can't. I have nothing else. Nothing.
I don't sit down. My tutor gives me exam sheets of previous years, with the answers, and I don't look at them. I don't even study for each class we do through zoom. I just act like a stuttering retard so that he'll take pity on me and not yell at me. On the off chance I do show up for an exam, I either recognise nothing, or I recognise pretty much everything but have no idea how to solve them because I haven't studied. I don't even do the bare minimum. I'm in the negative.
Why are we like this?
Thankfully in my cunt they don't care. I have classes from my 1st year I'm still "taking". But I'm afraid I've burned my brain so much that there's no way out. I feel that I've reached the part where I accept my limitations but there's nowhere to go.
I always wanted to go to uni, but my mother pushed me elsewhere, messed with my preparation for it, it all spiraled out of control and now I am where I am. The problem for me was realising that I was too retarded for lab work, which means the whole thing is pointless. Why slave to barely get a Physics degree when I'll be 30, when I will never be good enough to contribute to the field? I'd be an even worse teacher. I can just see no options.
All my classes are physics/math. I'm supposed to be taking Vectoral Analysis tomorrow, and I barely know the basics because I was too scared to solve exercises. I have Quantum Physics I & II, Modern Physics, and so on. And the ones I have passed I have already forgotten, so what will I even do when I get a job? I feel like a blank.
Is this the academically retarded truman arc?
He's failed the exact same 2 courses THREE TIMES across FOUR YEARS. If he fails this one they'll place a hold on his university records for incompetence and prevent him from getting into the second year courses.
All for what? a degree for a career he doesn't even really think he'll be satisfied and content in?
I really hope the showrunners have him take up a decent simple job if this doesn't pan out.
Don't worry you guys, no matter how retarded we are, we'll at least be able to make do with our situations if we think outside the box and consider other options, even if it just involves delaying enrollment so you can work a fulltime job and build good habits.
Honestly, I don't care for my degree. I only went into college in the first place because my academic parents pressured me into it and because I felt like there's no way you can get a livable job without a degree.
And while in the past seven years I've learned to live for myself and not my parents, going into the workforce without a degree spooks me.
I've worked wagie jobs and I actually liked them, because unlike uni, you get some positive reinforcement out of it. And I'm not talking just money. Everything from customers and coworkers thanking you for doing stuff right while in uni you can bust your ass and still fail and on the off chance you pass your class, there's no 'congratulations' because that's what you are expected to do, to going out drinking with the albanian cook and shooting the shit while you could never make friends with the upper middle class cunts from uni.
But, still, I don't think I could be a minimum wagie for fourty years until I die.
Just wanted to let you all know that this truman took 6 and a half years to pass university, barely did it, failed statistic 3x, failed calculus 3x, almost was forced to quit because if i failed either of those again they wouldnt have let me continue my degree
eventually i finished and got a job
and then quit that job after 5 years because working fucking sucks
now im working again after a year of being a neet because i need money again
you are exactly the description of a girl I know, she's been in uni since 2009 and she's still failing to complete her masters, she has diagnosed OCD
Anon, this truman is literally me. Down to how many years I've been stuck in uni and the sense of dread whenever I try to sit down and study.
I wish I could give you any advice, but take solace knowing you are not the only retard stuck like this.
30 years old and in a similar situation. Hollywood hacks keep recycling plots from other shows it seems.
26 here. I know a couple of other guys in similar situations. One's 35. I just don't understand what's so hard for us when others breeze through Uni so easily. I cannot believe we're that bellow average and somehow the average normalfag is so "in tune" with everything. Most days I believe the universe exists purely to make people like us suffer.
>OP projecting his insecurities again.
When oh when will you learn?
>It's a Truman goes back to university to do a post-grad course on shaky financial ground arc
I can't wait to see how Truman fucks this up.
>it's a the actors paid to pretend to be a doctor nearly kills truman by botching a procedure on him after his lung spontaneously collapses
>It's "Truman's pushing 40 and realizing too late he DOESN'T want to be like this til death" episode
Heh, too late for that, broseph.
>it's yet another Truman seduces a girl but he's so terribly afraid of letting them see his tiny penis he's ghosting her before she has a chance to see it episode
honestly kind of baffling they can't come up with anything better, we've been watching this for years
kek, that episode is funny though, what truman doesn't realize is that women don't really care
>it's a "Truman tries to make positive changes in his life but then a week in something unexpected happens that facilitates opportunity for previous bad habits and he doesn't have the willpower to resist, then spends weeks hating himself" episode
Mood.
I just want one episode where Truman gets a haircut he actually likes
i want to see truman talk to a girl who isn't fat or ugly, why does the producer keep hiring these dogs?
>it's a fakeman episode
They really jumped the shark huh
>It's another week break because 14yo Truman keeps having 12hours-long masturbation sessions
Can't they just chemically castrate him? There's nothing else on tv and I'm tired of this hiatus
Anon, they aired the complete jackoff sessions on my channel, did your parents install the parental blockers?
>it's a truman joins a computer addicts anonymous support group but all the people there are married or engaged and he feels like he doesn't belong there at all so he never returns to their meetings, despite vaguely promising to do so
Be honest Cinemaphile, would you watch a show with this general vibe?
The showmakers would make sure he touches grass
>it's a truman has a perfectly realistic nightmare about a social situation, wakes up, realizes he hasn't talked to the people involved in 6 years
The image that broke Cinemaphile.
>Truman gets assaulted by King Koopa
Tougher to watch than Irreversible tbhdesu
King K. Rool*
>Those episode set in september where Truman, even thought the summer was spent self-improving and bettering himself, realizes that he never felt so disconnected with the simple idea of having a relationship and has less than year to avoid to become a "wizard" like many of the guys in the haitian forum he likes so much
Man, weird to think that the writer keep to add wives and girlfriends to secondary characters broke and ugly as hell instead of him. Do they really want that Truman becomes a schizo wizard?
>truman refuses to accept that he is absolutely and completely paralyzed by fear and anxiety, and therefore unable to change anything in his life.
>season 25
>Truman is still a virgin
How's that supposed to be relateable to the average viewer lmao what were they thinking
>it’s a Truman downloads diaperfur art onto an external hard drive episode
I have no idea what the writers are planning with this arc, but I’m worried about Truman.
Realistically what would they do if Truman turned out to be a sex pest?
Truman vs Frieza will always be my favorite arc
Wow. Truman sounds like a complete loser.
>it's a Truman notices blood in his stool but doesn't go the doctor hoping whatever it is will soon kill him episode
what were these hack writers thinking with this one?
go to the fucking doctor you idiot
There are a lot like you Truman. Nothing I say will cure your crippling avoidance of responsibility. If you actually studied you would probably be a mid tier student. Not the genius you built yourself up to be but as stupid as any other fellow dragging his way through education. Get off your nagger ass.
Now this is a bloody classic. I watch it every time.
>If you actually studied you would probably be a mid tier student. Not the genius you built yourself up to be but as stupid as any other fellow dragging his way through education.
Then what's the bloody point? I'm studying physics. If I cannot contribute something, why bother? I can't teach, that much is evident. I'm mental, and not in a good way.
Well, I do wake up to piss every 4 minutes when I'm anxious, and I do have to go and touch the sink and fridge and door several times before I'm done. And I do have certain rules and time limits for doing things, otherwise I cannot go through with them. And I have been having violent (directed towards me, never had the inclination to hurt someone else) intrusive thoughts since I can first remember myself (when I was a child I was obsessed that I'd get possessed by demons and I used to violently knock my head and then wood to transfer the bad thoughts away; I still do that). I don't want to say I have some mental illness because it makes me feel like a 15 YO Tumblrwhale, so I'll just chalk it up to being cowardly and burning up my brain over the years. But I do have issues.
>it’s a Truman notices his psychiatrist‘s next scheduled appointment is on his birthday and decides not to reschedule (he has no friends so it’s not like he has a party to reschedule for) only to end up getting diagnosed with both ADHD and autism on his birthday episode
Happy birthday, Truman
Thanks
My favorite is Truman drunk and belligerent at the dive bar
>It's a Truman keeps pretending that his internet relationship with a stranger through discord is real love and that he'll make it someday
Why the fuck doesn't he get real already? I've seen this episode for FOUR YEARS and it keeps on repeating. Are the writers on a strike?
>It's another Truman is so tense and repressed that a minor setback causes him to freak out and break down at home
l-lol
>It's another Truman has an important appointment and decides to spend the night drinking and then jerking off for 6 hours straight like a madman instead of sleeping and while driving in his hung-over, sleep-deprived state misjudges the space between his and an oncoming car and hits the curb with his front tire which hopefully didn't damage it episode
He's such a dork haha
>it’s another Truman tells himself he’ll quit Cinemaphile for his mental health only to be back by the end of the day episode
>it's another Truman cooks a simple meal by himself but is narrating it as if he is hosting a cooking show episode
I do that. Except I pretend I'm on the show Alone and explaining my awesome meal to the camera. It's cozy
I don't know why Truman doesn't just film it with his phone and put in youtube for laughs
>it's a Truman's wife is a miserable woman addicted to weed and who complains about literally everything without doing anything to better her life but he won't leave her because they have a kid together episode
christ almighty what a fucking bummer
she'll get fucking fat too
>it's a Truman looks up his high school classmates 15 years and learns that all of his friends are engaged or married EXCEPT his old love interest of all people episode
What the fuck are the writers cooking with this one? He's not actually going to try to get back in touch with her, is he?
Truman should definitely try. It’s really hard to watch those episodes where he spends years kicking himself for not even trying.
I really hate all these heavy handed signs that the writers keep shoving in Truman's face that he should just do it. Like a fortune cookie, seriously?
Haha I saw that same episode literally a few weeks back. Truman really missed out when he didn’t act. I hope he finds his courage this time.
you chose to be stubborn just choose not to be stubborn, most socially awkward people eventually get over it
Holy shit... You're right! That was it all along! Just decide not to be stubborn!
Thanks anon. I just wish you'd told me that before I lost all my friends, fell into a cesspit of a job, avoided talking to a woman for years straight and turned 30....
Oh well. At least I'm not stubborn anymore!
>Truman finally gets over himself and tries all the things everyone keeps telling him to do, socializes, travels, dates, and starts hobbies
>He still doesn't enjoy any of it and feels just as bad as usual
I thought they were going to give this plotline some resolution finally, it's been years
>It's a Truman tries to get out with friends more often to better his life, and so he goes to a comedy show with them episode
>his friends were wheezing, but he didn't laugh at all and the episode ended with him feeling even more isolated than he would if he'd stayed at home
Man, Truman's really having some trouble with becoming a real person in this arc. Maybe if he keeps trying it'll somehow turn out different one of these times
>Truman talks to himself when home alone and repeats the same Simpsons impressions like an autist
he can do a decent Selma but that's about it
Truman here, AMA
>Truman finally meets a girl that likes him but this results in crippling stress and anxiety so he ends it
getting a bit tired of them repeating this storyline tbh
>it's a truman hasnt had a meaningful relationship in over a decade, only talks to his parents and one remaining friend, gained 60lbs in a year, is approaching alcoholism, feels completely disconnected from basic human experiences, and is debating quitting his job to build models in his basement until the money runs out in 5yrs and he offs himself episode.
>it's a Truman is so disconnected from human contact that he makes jokes to himself in his head and then looks at his reflection in the mirror to see someone laughing along with him
>this happens almost involuntarily throughout the day and you can never hear what Truman is shaking and grinning about so it just looks deranged
threads like this are even more depressive than the whole of /LULZ/
>it's a truman jerks off to his hinge matches without ever meeting them in person episode
he really needs to stop doing this
>Truman does this until he gets inexplicably shadowbanned and doesnt get matches anymore so he gets drunk and goes down the list trying to talk to any of his previous matches
make not the mistakes Truman has made
idk I get way better matches on hinge than I ever got on the other apps
got banned from tinder half a decade ago for being a fucking sperg though; okcupid died years ago and bumble is too fucking gay with all of the pro-lgbtqaids ugly brown mutt women with noserings fag shit on all the ads
Not the point, Hinge will go the same way, try to set up at least one date bro
Could just be my area but Hinge is filled with the same shit. It's not like there's a different crop of women it's just the same women looking for different things. On tinder they want sex on hinge they want a date.
>That episode where Truman caves and makes an account on a dating app, only to delete it out of shame 5 minutes later
>that episode where Truman almost caves and makes a dating app but he has to take pictures of himself for his profile and he's so disgusted with his appearance that he constantly deletes the photos until he gives up on making the profile altogether
The montage of him taking the pictures was pure kinography
>it's a Truman pretends to "go out", dresses up nicely and leaves the house and then literally just aimlessly walks around the town for about 5-6 hours or so and then goes home pretending as if he was out there drinking//having fun or whatever with his "friends" just so his parents don't feel sad for him episode
just get a gym membership and be a gymcel
Truman already has a home gym
>it's a Truman is straight but jacks off to trans porn
I don’t mind drinking a lot to ease the anxiety because the singularity will solve any potential issues that may arise from it within the next 40 or so years. Of course, don’t be a full on alkie just do it during appropriate social settings
>It's another Truman sitting in his room at 2AM with his revolver in hand wondering if tonight's the night episode
Why do they keep writing these?
I love that episode. They keep airing it every week. I thought it was kino when he made a pyre and laid down on it with a picture of his high school crush from 8 years ago think about lighting the match and pulling the trigger.
What a goofball that Truman is
Why does Truman go to such dark places very early or very late?
Reruns have been happening everyday on my local station. I guess they break it up with the alcoholism arc on occasion.
I think this evening’s episode shall be Truman’s last night.
Consumed in flame like an ancient king in that dark tomb he called a basement.
Truman should bang a hooker first. That should help clear his head up one way or another
Truman is a sentimental type and the changing of the leaves amplifies this feeling. His tender soul wishes to die pure thinking of the only girl he's ever loved.
>never mind all of the life opportunities he’s missed because of the staff and cast overriding his decisions
Happiness is a zero sum game. For every happy dude out there whose life is a dream there must be a miserable counterpart living in a nightmare. This is the unironic truth.
This never would've happened if Proposition 1231 had passed.
lmfao
what happened to truman?
He really needs to rise above his circumstances lol
The latest hilarious blunder was when Truman was getting ready to make his own film and then the writers decided make his floor start leaking.
So the plumber came leading to some comical mishaps and then he put a hole in the floor looking for the leak and it turns out the entire apartment is fucked.
So now Truman is scared he's looking at bankruptcy while having to leave his room. And this film was the one that was finally going to fix Truman's life. Ah well, I'd feel sorry for him if his antics weren't so entertaining.
This thread isn't REALLY about Truman, is it?
>It's a Truman is about to finally fix his life so the writers throw a completely unexpected curveball that fucks his life over in an overly dramatic way that he has no control over episode
lmao, I guess they need to keep the drama going but are audiences really enjoying this extended neet arc?
>Truman rapes, mutilates and murders another girl
>it´s a truman started going to the gym 4 months ago and feels a bit better episode
did they give him a redemption arc?
>its another "Truman does methamphetamine and jerks off to increasingly depraved pornography for literally 15 hours straight" episode
What if instead of giving Truman a best friend and wife, Truman just spent his entire life alone and went episodes on end never speaking to anyone. Can you imagine such a thing?
>it's a truman is a normal human being and is confused how the fuck an entire forum of losers havent killed themselves episode
I don't like to leave before the end of the movie. Even if it's a bad movie.
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>Its another Truman discovers Gnosticism an—OH FUCK SHUT IT DOWN