>It's a "Truman jerks off while needing to piss again even though he knows he shouldn't" episode

>It's a "Truman jerks off while needing to piss again even though he knows he shouldn't" episode

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    are you me?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why shouldn’t he?

      same, anons

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why shouldn’t he?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes if I piss very soon after ejaculating, I get this feeling in my wiener like I still need a piss. It's really unpleasant. It's like you need a pee, but you can't pee to get rid of the feeling. It might last about 15 minutes or so. So yeah I always pee before jacking off now

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Hate that ive had it a few times

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

        I FRICKING HATE THIS FEELING, SOMETIMES I GET IT FOR NO REASON AT ALL, SOMETIMES I JUST GET IT FROM EJACULATING TOO HARD DURING SEX WITH AN ACTUAL WOMAN. IT'S NOT FAIR, I LIVE IN PERPETUAL FEAR OF THIS FRICKING ENDLESS PISS THING

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          No one cares, normalBlack person

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            What you don't have sex with women? Are you a homosexual or something?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        One episode Truman had that feeling for a week straight because he didn’t jerk off for a month and ended up going to the hospital.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        When I get that I just jerk off again

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I get that sometimes too. Really annoying.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Same, get a burning sensation and the feeling of having to pee, I think it has to do with the "valves" that control whether piss or jizz comes out of your penis

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        get a prostate exam

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >it's not just me
        we're not so different, you and I

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Stings like after I porked your mom.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      cumburn

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    genuinely though, what did they do when he jerked off, go to commercial?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sent someone in to interrupt him. Truman never had a single orgasm in his life

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a truman stays up all night watching series in the background with reading nonsense, and just when he starts to feel it might be time to sleep he fired up the fapping for hours before going to youtube to watch arrest videos until it's morning episode
    seems unrealistic

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      stop spying on me

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        am I being detained?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      haha that's so me XD im randumb like that too

      LOL that's me too hahaha

      >it's a "Truman can smell his ballsweat but doesn't want to take a shower yet" episode
      Hahaha, look at this lazy bum

      omfg no way dude that's so epic

      My loads are way bigger when I cum while needing to pee. Don't like the yellow tint it gets but oh well

      lool that's so interesting

      Sometimes if I piss very soon after ejaculating, I get this feeling in my wiener like I still need a piss. It's really unpleasant. It's like you need a pee, but you can't pee to get rid of the feeling. It might last about 15 minutes or so. So yeah I always pee before jacking off now

      hahaha are we really talking about cumming here on a television an film board. lmfao im dying of laughter that's so random

      I use a flannel and stand up wash my balls/crotch in front of the sink. it's an intermediary that always feels refreshing afterwards.

      lool you should start a blog about this

      >it’s a Truman ALWAYS pisses before jerking off season

      haha aahhaha no way he does that

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think this guy actually watches The Truman Show

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          indeed. looks like he just reads harry potter

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a Truman visits a prostitute, gets bullied for looking young and can't get an erection episode

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    My loads are way bigger when I cum while needing to pee. Don't like the yellow tint it gets but oh well

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a "Truman can smell his ballsweat but doesn't want to take a shower yet" episode
    Hahaha, look at this lazy bum

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I use a flannel and stand up wash my balls/crotch in front of the sink. it's an intermediary that always feels refreshing afterwards.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >it’s a Truman ALWAYS pisses before jerking off season

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      truman should piss before and after so he has clean tubes

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >its a truman raids a dumpster for food in the middle of the night episide

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >puts on a Lone Ranger mask and a blue jacket
      >he is now Sly Cooper, Thievus Raccoonus
      Maybe one day he'll afford a proper fur-suit, but until then the legend of the dumpster-diving man with no pants on will suffice

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another "Truman has to push on his perineum after pissing so he doesn't leak iinto his underwear afterwards" episode

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I do this.
      we're not going to make it.
      does truman have a medical condition?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Truman looked it up and it's just weak kegel muscles, in his case due to recent weight g ain

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          truman should be alright then.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            It's called post micturition dribble if you wanna look it up yourself and worry about whether you have cancer or something

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >its another "Truman jerks off exclusively through the hole in his boxer briefs to not leave butthole smell everywhere"

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a "Truman bought new shoes but is worried about wearing them out so he still uses the old shoes with the holes in them and wears throug his socks instead" episode
    Man, what a nimrod.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How the frick do you get holes in your shoes? Are you a Dickensian orphan?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I would get holes in my shoes in school, my parents wouldn’t replace them until they had holes.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          My parents wouldn't even replace them then. For a month straight I had to borrow shoes from the school because I was just wearing the top of a shoe, with the sole ripped off after it wore through, over a sneaker

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I know it's fake, but still hilarious to portrait

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >fake
              Yeah, haha

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but my shoes used to get holes in them because of my flat feet.
        If that's the case, Truman needs to buy some special incoles.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >It's a truman wore his shoes until they fell apart while he was out walking episode.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I wear shoes until complete destruction I had black Vans in highschool that I'd have to stick cardboard in so my foot wasn't on the ground.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        By walking outdoors? I mean, I wear through a pair of running shoes every three years

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >It's a truman wore his shoes until they fell apart while he was out walking episode.

          NTA but my shoes used to get holes in them because of my flat feet.
          If that's the case, Truman needs to buy some special incoles.

          i hate to seem autistic, but i literally have a sore big toe from it smashing against the shoe. i even went a size up to prevent it and it still happens. does this mean i have wide feet? my toenail always looks damaged and lifted off the toe because of it

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            As a kid I always got shoes that were too small because I thought shoes are supposed to be tight. That caused my pinky toe to kinda be mashed into my ring toe

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >ring toe
              ?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It's between your middle toe and your pinky toe, on the opposite side of the index toe and thumb toe

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >thumb toe

                >ring finger
                >ring toe
                The one next to your pinky, genius

                I gathered what he meant but I've never heard anyone use these terms

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I mean what else would you possibly call it if you wanted to refer to a specific toe without being long-winded about it? Genuinely asking

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                relative position I guess there are only five of them ?
                > big toe
                > next to the big toe
                > middle toe
                > next to the pinky toe
                > pinky toe

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It's a joke term, dude. Are you autismal?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Are you autismal
                Yes

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >ring finger
                >ring toe
                The one next to your pinky, genius

                calm down, nobody calls that a ring toe excepts you

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >ring finger
                >ring toe
                The one next to your pinky, genius

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Cut your toe nails and buy your size wide

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              you can buy shoes wide? i always have my toenails trimmed

              Weird. Feet are weird.

              they really are. mine must be really weird

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, they're just harder to find because they won't keep a big inventory. Most men's shoes come in a wide as an option, if it's a women's buy kids boy sizes. Your mom should have shown you this on a boring afternoon one Saturday.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Weird. Feet are weird.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Unironically post feet, you’ve got several of us curious now. But even without seeing them I’m on board with the anon telling you to take better care of your toenails, doesn’t matter if you’re the only one who ever usually sees them, hygiene is hygiene.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >it’s a Truman realizes his feet are different sizes and isn’t sure what to do episode

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another "Truman promised himself to go to sleep at a normal time, but now he's been edging for 12 hours and it's bright outside so he has to pull an all nighter to fix his sleep schedule" episode
    damn it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >It's a Truman relapses after 6 months of motivated progress and contentedness and suddenly life feels unbearable again and he is going back into dangerous vices to cope and the fact that everything can suddenly turn so bad for seemingly no reason at all makes him even more pessimistic as if he has zero control over his destiny and any future possible happiness will be forever tinged by the now known fact that it may disappear at any moment and not even have a reason for it and he is realising just how everything he thought he had to look forward to was pure cope and the only thing he is really waiting for is a bottle

      >it’s a Truman can’t jerk off without sexting someone, otherwise he just gets depressed, but he’s finding it harder and harder to find willing participants, as most girls he finds online now want to get paid for it episode

      >yet another episode where Truman stays up all night doing cocaine and looking at porn, even after he’s managed to wrangle 2 loads from his cokedick already
      Man, this is like the third one in a row. He should really call it and get some sleep.

      >it's s Truman bought five grams.of blow and stayed up for four straight days drinking, watching pornography without even jerking off, and not eating Episode.
      Weird I thought this episode was supposed to be taking his mother to the flea market and meeting his friends for the trivia competition at his favourite bar.
      The episode right after this he has five straight days of overtime at work. Why did Truman spend $900 on X-Men comics during his cocaine and alcohol binge now he can't afford to plan anything to look forward to during his wageslavery.

      Did te Truman Show change it's show runner recently? Seems like the substance abuse and masturbation addiction episodes have become the standard rather than the exception.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    they manipulated Truman so that he wouldn't jerk off. Either using fear or punishment. like in Beau is Afraid

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a Truman relapses after 6 months of motivated progress and contentedness and suddenly life feels unbearable again and he is going back into dangerous vices to cope and the fact that everything can suddenly turn so bad for seemingly no reason at all makes him even more pessimistic as if he has zero control over his destiny and any future possible happiness will be forever tinged by the now known fact that it may disappear at any moment and not even have a reason for it and he is realising just how everything he thought he had to look forward to was pure cope and the only thing he is really waiting for is a bottle

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      .. Episode

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If Truman can reflect on himself, surely he can hope for a better future in which he slowly but surely improves his life

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >truman stands in dogshit and doesnt realise until it's tracked throughout the house and mashed into the carpet

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This right here is why we make fun of Americans for wearing their shoes indoors

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >its a ridiculous "Truman wears shoes indoors" episode

        truman wasnt wearing shoes

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yup, this is going on the TVTropes page for Fridge Horror

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Truman notices the smell of dog shit all around his house
          >Looks at his foot

          ?si=8Epl9TbbTcJezaNR plays
          Honestly one of my favorite moments

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Bullshit, I've never had shoes on indoors in Germany

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I imagine the Med countries all have tiled floors so shoes are generally more fitting

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Ahhh that explains it. I was genuinely curious.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            No. Its a complete meme. Greeks should be solid Blue, they hate shoes indoors, in fact they also hate bare feet indoors. They will usually have slippers purely for inside the house.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              the picture is about visiting someone though
              you usually don't have slippers for guests

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Literally my floor right now is tiled (i live in spain) so of course Im gonna wear shoes inside. In the summer it's cool and nice to walk barefoot (that's why they're there) and in the winter they're cold so we wear shoes.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I'm from Spain and I didn't know taking your shoes off when visiting someone else's house was a thing in Europe at all.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            How would you know if you have no friends?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I'm Spanish and I confirm it. Here taking off your shoes is reserved for very close friends, lovers of family members. It's a gert intimate way of "making oneself at home".

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I’m glad Spaniard still have some modesty regarding feet culture
            I bet these fricking Nords take their shoes off at work like a bunch of pigs

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >offer slippers to guests when they enter
          problem solved
          t. poland

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >its a ridiculous "Truman wears shoes indoors" episode

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a truman almost dies again while performing autoerotic asphyxiation in a wardrobe episode

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >jerks off while needing to piss again even though he knows he shouldn
    how the frick do people on this site know about this thought of mine??

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >it’s a Truman can’t jerk off without sexting someone, otherwise he just gets depressed, but he’s finding it harder and harder to find willing participants, as most girls he finds online now want to get paid for it episode

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a Truman presses his dickhole against the camera lens and shoots a thick wad of cum while screaming the full name and address of the director Episode.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a "Truman looks through social media to find what his old friends are doing and discovers that they all have families and well paying jobs while he's still a NEET stalking people on facebook who probably don't even remember he exists because it's been 8 years since they saw him"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Real.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >It’s a “Truman reconnects with his high school gf after 15 years and immediately wants to off himself when she tells him she’s engaged.” Episode

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >end of season 29
    >writers decide to kill off Truman’s mom and force a Truman living on his own arc

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They'll just bring her back, right? The novelty of this is going to wear off after a while

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a "Truman is the only adult in the store who still buys gummy candy for himself" episode
    Hate reruns

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    When will Truman stop hating himself

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >yet another episode where Truman stays up all night doing cocaine and looking at porn, even after he’s managed to wrangle 2 loads from his cokedick already
    Man, this is like the third one in a row. He should really call it and get some sleep.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Redpill me on cokejacking. I've only regulargooned.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Coke makes you horny but also floppy, it can take hours to cum.
        For me at least.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, the jerking off scenes are usually pretty samey but the one where he jerked off four times in a row while marathoning the 3rd season of House was kinda funny

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >It’s a Truman wakes up with horrible back pain and doesn’t work for a week because he can’t even get out of bed episode

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a Truman buy's a game that he's had his eye on for awhile and has wanted to play but even after finally sitting down to he can't manage to muster the engery to start it, then wasting the evening doing nothing else instead episode

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The introduction of the smart phone really made a lot of episodes a drag to get through. Doom scrolling is just a plot device for advertisers to product place without cutting to commercial all the time.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a truman jerking off to troony on male porn after going on a rant against degeneracy on /misc/

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, just because Truman doesn't like kids being put on puberty blockers doesn't mean he can't jerk off to Yasmine Lee pounding someone's ass to next year

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a truman remembers something of the past and has to spend the next hour thinking about it and babbling to himself until he reaches some conclusion like he's closing a cartoon cursed chest episode

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a "Truman lost his job 3 weeks ago and hasn't put in a single application yet while telling Marlon he has one or two good interviews lined up and is deeply conflicted on how little money he spends when he's unemployed vs working because of how much less effort it feels to cook a proper meal through the day and his drinking has almost completely stopped" episode.
    Honestly I just can't believe they're letting him play runecape for 16 hours a day when he isn't obligated to do something else. It's getting fricking boring.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Working FRICKS your shit up mentally
      Most people don’t realize it because they’ve done it so long. Anyone who tells you that working is empowering or liberating or some shit is just brain dead.
      Yeah, being a NEET too long can be debilitating but people don’t realize the sort of psychic load they’re carrying around every day with their 9-5

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You’re an idiot. If your particular job is breaking your brain and making you wig out then maybe you aren’t cut out for it. Not everyone is as insanely fragile as you seem to be, just saying.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          If you think staring at a computer screen surrounded by third worlds in a cubicle for 8 hours every single day for the rest of your life doesn’t take a toll, then you are an NPC, cut and dry. Stop making excuses for your complete lack of humanity and come to grips with the fact that you were born to be a slave

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You do realize that 9-5 office data entry isn’t the only job right? Do you have a learning disability or are you just particularly narrow minded?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              86% of all Americans work desk jobs you fricking moron

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Oh I get it now, you’re 14 and have never had a job. Never mind, stop posting now for everyone else’s sake okay and don’t bother replying with an image or link of your inaccurately cherry picked statistics breakdown. That would be pretty fricking gay

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Okay this is bait. Have a good day at work wagie

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Have a good day at school buddy, keep those grades up.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely
        You should see how much boomers change when they retire. They go from being spiteful miserable wrecks to “peace and love” types
        Most people lack the self awareness or emotional understanding to realize just how much their shitty lifestyle breaks them

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Man oh man what jobs are you jaded fricks working that makes you this way that like working is evil and destructive or something? I have a good job that I enjoy and sometimes I happen to work more than I’d like to but it doesn’t make me wig out and cry about shit so what gives? I do just fine for myself and I don’t feel brain shattered over it

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Couldn’t agree more

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Main thing for me after coming back to the office after the pandemic was realizing how fricking loud it actually is in an open space environment. Damn homie

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >open space environment
          My condolences

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks. Maybe I'll try to get a doctors note or something that allows me to wear noise cancelling headphones without getting the evil eye.

            For me it was taking a shit next to 5 other dudes blowing their buttholes out in a crowded bathroom with poor ventilation and lack of light
            It’s literally the only place in the entire office that someone isn’t liking over your shoulder

            Pooping on company time is tricky. Getting paid for it is nice, but like you wrote it's an unpleasant situation

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          For me it was taking a shit next to 5 other dudes blowing their buttholes out in a crowded bathroom with poor ventilation and lack of light
          It’s literally the only place in the entire office that someone isn’t liking over your shoulder

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Are you the autustic anon who has to pause embarrassing scenes of movies and pace around the room in a frenzy, sperging out for several minutes at a time or is this just something that’s ubiquitous with a certain level of moronation

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Frick I’m stupid and sleep deprived, this was meant for:

        >it's a truman remembers something of the past and has to spend the next hour thinking about it and babbling to himself until he reaches some conclusion like he's closing a cartoon cursed chest episode

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't seen those episodes so, no. When I tune in Truman usually has an audio book or some 4 hour YouTube video on

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not that anon but I understand him

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Listen I’m not trying to be mean like I was in the previous post you replied to but you homies gotta relax. Especially when it comes to the introspective self conscious embarrassment shit because I guarantee you as much as you probably lament certain past encounters and situations, nobody actually thinks about you unless you’re directly in their line of sight. As soon as you’re not you may as well have not existed to them unless you did some extreme shit like fist a small dog and punch someone in the head with it.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I think truman is feeling more regret than embarrassment, but he doesn't have them as bad as you think he does because he thinks both are useless and it's better to keep going. But the series has some episodes like this, blame the writers.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Okay stop talking in third person like this, it’s getting super gay dude. Just quit being a spaz

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >it's s Truman bought five grams.of blow and stayed up for four straight days drinking, watching pornography without even jerking off, and not eating Episode.
    Weird I thought this episode was supposed to be taking his mother to the flea market and meeting his friends for the trivia competition at his favourite bar.
    The episode right after this he has five straight days of overtime at work. Why did Truman spend $900 on X-Men comics during his cocaine and alcohol binge now he can't afford to plan anything to look forward to during his wageslavery.

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't remember any of this stuff happening in the movie.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn't watch the show the movie is based on

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Literally me. Bathroom isn't available so I got to hold it in.

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Truman rebels against the director by staying at home all day browsing the internet and watching movies and not talking to anyone for 10 years getting the show canceled

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >It's another Truman is working from home and realizes how little time he actually spends working during the day and slowly loses respect for his job position and starts to phone it in which makes him feel even more miserable but the job is well paid and he can't really leave episode
    Damn these reruns

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this threads and the druk ones really open your eyes about the kind of LOSER FREAK that posts here
    im going back to /vp/

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >calls someone a loser freak
      >frequents /vp/
      Ironing pottery

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Truman is still obsessed with that Japanese streamer who stopped streaming years ago and just found out where she works and the address of a member of her gang if truman wasn't poor he would have gone to see her and killed her by now.
    Who writes this edgy shit? Truman is a grown man why he still thinks like a fricking edgy kid?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      And another thing I don't understand who thought it would be funny for the plot to have truman comparing pictures on google while crying for months.

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a "Truman jerk offs by prone humping pillows with a limp penis and cumming while limp like he has for the past 18 years despite multiple attempts to quit and now he can't even get a boner to frick his girlfriend without Viagra" episode

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a Truman secretly still believes in himself even though there has been zero evidence to back that up revealed to the audience episode
    The payoff is going to be so sweet bros. If he can just slightly cut back on the masturbation from his current twenty five times a week and improve his sleep from his current twenty hours a week I think we'll see more dominoes start to drop.

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >realise you're in a show
    >violently frick your "wife" whenever you want until she quits and gets written out
    >they get another actor to be your romantic interest
    >do the same ad infinitum

    He could have lived like a king.

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >it’s a “Truman obsesses over his favorite 70s cult actress to the point she begins appearing in his dreams” episode
    This plotline has been running for over four months now. I’m seriously wondering if they’ll get some new material soon or continue letting it play out over the summer

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You must be behind a couple seasons. Truman's depression ends up reversing from wanton lust into failing to to be aroused at all period. His masturbation sessions are pathetically uninspired now it's a real chore to keep powering through every day.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I’ve noticed a libido drop myself but I attribute it to dieting + lack of sleep

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Funny you say that. Truman actually cut his masturbation habit significantly during this season so far. Must’ve found equally unhealthy outlets to channel his boredom through instead of jerking off every day

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a Truman tries to use a public urinal by himself, but then someone shows up and he has to pretend he's peeing, but it doesn't work because there's no pissing sound so he leaves with a painful full bladder which he can't empty until he gets home episode.

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