>It's a Truman loses the person he loves to suicide and can't stop crying and wishes he could talk to her one last time episode.

>It's a Truman loses the person he loves to suicide and can't stop crying and wishes he could talk to her one last time episode.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >her
    Women don’t commit suicide, anon
    They make performative attempts with the knowledge that they’ll be rescued

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's dead anon. She's dead. I thought it was performative too, but I got the news that she was dead. She's not a troon either before anybody tries to suggest that. Quite tomboyish though.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why did she kill herself?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well shit, sorry for your loss then

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kek
        >fell in love with a "tomboyish" troon that offed himself
        Many such cases anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >its a Truman makes shit up episode

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ;_; ffs RIP.

        Your pain is not the end of the story anon. Find God, He understands and mourns with you and He will help you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unhhh, internet provides the severment of the youths mental attachment to the custody of reality (real sheiit) Dead ass b***hes sent to hell for bein witches, step to me a pagan ho will see an inquisition (street style) Discord is the antichrist itching your brains like lice, indulging the basest vice to the basement dwellers, the social skill Helen Kellers (frickin crackas) Honkeys and they fake mental illness precipitate a higher casualty rate than Bill's kill list (on god bruh)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not OP but please don't ever attempt to be a rapper or whatever that was ever again. I should have left this thread dead but I came back to it three plus hours after I posted in it and I want other people to see what you did and tell you that you should NEVER, EVER, do it again. Holy shit.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            b***h in the potter's grove, maggots in her pussy like Timmy's chode, your post makes you sound like a b***h, OPs oneitis died like a b***h, the gay complaining about college is a b***h, the gay complaining about college would probably suck my dick, before OPs oneitis died she was on my dick, but she was a dirty meth prostitute and it made me sick, like how Steve Albini took the vaxx and got sick, but I didn't have a heart attack I just went soft

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Holy molly macarroni this shit got me cringing like a gnocchi at a ravioli like my dick at your cannoli i suggest u kys or go hide like a rollypolly

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Another post by a homosexual b***h
                You're probably mad I'm talking about how OPs oneitis died like a homosexual b***h
                She was probably a dyke but she would still suck my dick

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              have a nice day. That's the line. Just have a nice day.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Like your oneitis? KWAB

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wat

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >She's not a troon
        If they were a discord/online friend, they were a dude.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sorry for your loss bro

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Truman really dodged a bullet that episode.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus man, I'm sorry to hear

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a "Truman makes up shit on Cinemaphile and you stupid homosexuals fall for it" episode
    Oh wait, that's every episode

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a Truman tapes over his webcam and starts Tor browser episode

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It’s the Truman is extremely depressed and his life is going nowhere in his 30s episode again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Truman yet again has a nervous breakdown about having to appear like a functioning member of society but deep down just being a useless twat

      I'm sick of watching this show, can't he just pull himself together?

      Truman should find a productive hobby or try and learn a language or write a book or something. He probably just needs an outlet.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Truman needs a job but has no direction is the main problem

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Truman should get a promo discount for a free month of code academy, power through a couple of portfolio projects, and put them on github.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah probably Truman is a pretty good graphic designer but javascript really bored him and he stopped learning because of it. Maybe he will try again.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Working is boring so I stopped
              Holy moron. No one likes to work you insufferable narcissist.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a "Truman views any and all human contact as an unwelcome imposition and just wants to be left alone but is forced to interact with people at work" episode.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a "Truman throws off his sleep schedule by staying up until 4AM jerking off to Dora The Explorer Rule 34" episode

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Trueman episode thread
      >starts with normalgayotry
      Join her.

      >It's a "Truman overdoes it with a new supplement and ends up all night with raging diarrhea" episode
      You know, he could avoid all this by just eating healthier instead of chasing fads.

      Based

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >LE NORMALgayS LE XC LE DIE XC LE REEEEE

        Unironically go back to /reddit9k/ and suicide bomb yourself you fricking moronic newhomosexual.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Truman yet again has a nervous breakdown about having to appear like a functioning member of society but deep down just being a useless twat

    I'm sick of watching this show, can't he just pull himself together?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Truman sounds like a fricking pussy who didn't do all he could have done to save the tomboyish girl he loved. Truman should stop crying on a dead Cinemaphile board and fix himself, he even has a reason to do it now. He can say he fixed his life because that stupid selfish b***h offed herself. I bet he won't though. Classic Truman!

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a Truman plays with his poop again episode

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a "Truman overdoes it with a new supplement and ends up all night with raging diarrhea" episode
    You know, he could avoid all this by just eating healthier instead of chasing fads.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno man, I'll stick it out with this arc. I think he's really turning it around.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What would they do if Truman quit his job and became an alcoholic?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the would probably get the wife to force him to go to alcoholics anonymous or maybe give him a mistress to cheat on the wife with or something

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a Truman frick duck cufkfrickfrick snedd zneed sneeeeeed

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I went through the same thing in high school as a senior. Go get EMDR instead of waiting 10 years like I did.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Truman questions Israel and gets thrown in prison with the January 6th protesters.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >is a trumen get light flash on him while take peace full shit by proudy trash basterds so make warn for him but trumen go back soon

    hahaaha

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a Truman jerks off to troony piss gangbangs episode
    getting tired of these reruns, bros

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >its another truman procrastinates his life away

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every fricking episode I'm screaming at the tv for him to stop wasting his time but he just doesn't. He knows he's wasting it too and yet he still continues to piss his life away. This wasting his life arc has been going on for almost ten seasons. I don't know I'm still watching.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another truman leaves his college assignments until literally the last minute episode

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like how despite that, Truman somehow manages to get straight As. College is a fricking joke.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry anon.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's the Truman sits with his friends who all lament and bond about their melancholic lost loves, relationship issues and other heartbreaking moments but Truman has never experienced any of this and cannot even pretend to relate episode
    >all his friends become closer while he grows more distant
    I really hope the writers can fix him.

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