>It's a "Truman pretends to be too sick to go to his grandmother's funeral only to stay at home and play Super Mario 3" episode

>It's a "Truman pretends to be too sick to go to his grandmother's funeral only to stay at home and play Super Mario 3" episode

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ends up setting world's masturbation record.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s another Truman lays on his couch all day smoking weed and jerking off episode.

      >wins first and third in the international fists of rage masurbation tournament

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s another Truman lays on his couch all day smoking weed and jerking off episode.

      >wins first and third in the international fists of rage masurbation tournament

      >It's a Truman edges for 7 hours and shoots 10 ropes of cum over 8 feet episode

      so how many people watched him jerk off? did they show him jerking off when he was like 13? that's even more fricked up

      You just know that if Truman was real there'd be a giant gooning community dedicated to only gooning at the same time as Truman. They'd all try to guess what porn he's watching and edge in sync

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd be there day fricking one. Be based on all of us goong and cumming together with Truman.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this is the funniest thing ive read all fricking week. someone should make an ai truman show so this becomes real.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Idk, after the seventh or eighth time Truman cum dry

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a Truman wakes up tired after 9 hours sleep at 8am and has to go back to bed at 11am

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's a Truman stays up for 2 days drinking then passes out and wakes up tired after 24 hours sleep, takes a shit and smokes a few cigarettes while trying to down a coffee before puking and going back to bed

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody stays awake from drinking.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's called cocaine

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You don't drink that, kid.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I do. I literally cannot sleep when I'm drunk, and have to wait until I sober up before I can do it. I've never heard of anyone else with this condition.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm the same way. I'm an alcoholic and when I get drunk it fricks up my sleep pattern for the whole week and leads to a miserable uncomfortable hangover. Sober for a few months now though

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Same. Druck or high I literally can't sleep until I've sobered up. I like to think I evolved from the guys who were good at sleeping in shifts as a cope

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >episode where he is afraid to go to the doctor because he recently crossed over 300 pounds

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      went to weigh myself after reading this
      only 270 for me

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >only 270
        >"""Only"""
        God I hate fat fricks like you.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah
          i hate fat fricks like me too

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Then lose some Goddamn weight. You don't even need to exercise (Although it definitely would speed the process up), literally all you have to do is a create a calorie deficit and it's guaranteed weight loss.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it's a willpower issue
              ultimately me, but it doesn't help that porn has been rotting my brain since i was 11
              i always end up falling back into bad habits after a month or two

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stop being weak and finding excuses. Your blame issue doesn't do anything but lazily allow you to continue being shit. Fat frick.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you're going to give yourself a heart attack faster than the fat frick anon, settle down.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fasting, bro. Start off easy, maybe with a 12 hr or 16 hr eating window only, then gradually scale that back until you are only eating for 4-6 hrs per day. Then maybe try fasting a full day, it's easier than you think. The weight will melt off and you will gain confidence in the method which will drive further gains, the classic virtuous cycle.

            You can do it, I want to believe in you.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Truman has to be finished at 5:40

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never got to go to my great grandads funeral because of covid restrictions.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a Truman edges for 7 hours and shoots 10 ropes of cum over 8 feet episode

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Has to sleep for 9

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >COME IN, MR BURBANK
    >WEEEEOOOOOO

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It’s a “Truman wishes the girl who hurt him was dead, but knows deep down he doesn’t want anything bad to happen to her, he just wants her back.”
    Wow, it’s been a year now since it happened, I wonder if he’ll ever move on

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it begs the question of how Truman could possibly think a relationship with her could work again after years of burning resentment has fermented inside him while he hasn't even entered her mind once since they last spoke. they're really highlighting Truman's inflated sense of self this season

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But this raises the question, how could Truman move on? He was told it would get easier with time, yet every single day he feels anger and sadness at what happened. He knows she’s not thinking of him, but that honestly just makes his pain worse. What should he do?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Truman should stop thinking about it. It'll never stop hurting entirely, but with time and distance from the situation, it won't hurt so much. Truman should find a new gf if he can, as that's honestly the best remedy.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Honest answer: Truman should use the release technique and look up Dr David Hawkins Letting Go book so that he can release all of his negative emotions, attachments and aversions towards the girl. Truman would find that below the emotions is joy and bliss.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Truman keeps shitposting with his work phone.
    Dangerous game, homie.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a season 14 "Truman is home alone and his mum isn't back for 3 hours so he rummages through her bottom dresser draw and finds a giant dildo and decides to experiment with his sexuality by shoving the tip in his ass, only to start crying at the pain and then panicking when he hears a car on the drive and hastily putting it back only to realise its a driver turning around and using his drive for a 3 point turn, so he goes back, cleans the dildo and places it more carefully so as not to be discovered, never experminting anally again (but still viewing gay porn from time to time)" episode

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kys episode wen

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a "Truman signs up for three different gig work apps and works just gets enough shifts to pay his rent to his parents and cover his bills so they can't complain about him not working or earning his keep but they still make it clear that they're vaguely disappointed him him for not living up to his potential" episode.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's a truman moves out to a tiny apartment but at least can afford to frugally live by himself on his wagie job but his academic parents will never forgive him for dropping out of university
      All truman ever wanted was to feel like he were enough.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a Truman samegays his own forced meme threads again epidsode

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's good to see Truman getting his comeuppance recently, he was getting way too big for his britches

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a Truman posts Snood and gets banned for three days again episode.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a "Truman gets suspended from work about making an offhand comment about 'those people' bringing in too much crime to the country" episode.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was hilarious to see his supervisors face when Truman tried to pass it off as meaning the Irish.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's another episode where Truman is getting drunk at 8am episode
    It's just sad at this point. I hope he can pull through the bad patch of two decades.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a "truman leaves an assignment until the last minute and then gives himself an hour to learn the content, do the research, and produce a coherent essay" episode again

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a Truman finds an ant infestation in his ground level apartment and decides to go to war with the bastards including setting traps and leaving the dead out to entice casualty retrievals episode.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a "truman can't decide between jav or western porn" episode

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All of my grandparents died during covid and I never got to go to a single funeral eral

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All of this anons grandparents died during Covid and because of restrictions I could only dig up and frick half of their corpses.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a "Truman has begun watching drunk, scantily clad, belligerent women fighting with Police videos" episode

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a 'Truman puts off attending a funeral because that means buying/renting a suit' episode

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >season where Truman spends every single episode hunting and killing wienerroaches in the kitchen, instead of tidying up and wiping down the surfaces in a matter of minutes

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so how many people watched him jerk off? did they show him jerking off when he was like 13? that's even more fricked up

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cut to commercial

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the teenage seasons when more than half of each episode's running time was commercials
        I'm surprised viewership didn't plummet tbh

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They explain that sex fades to black, it's not a 24/7 unedited live feed.

      Maybe there are Truman Truthers who suspect he's actually up to something secret in those moments, using wanking as a cover story.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Would of been a pro move to streak his way out.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a "Truman walks around the house singing 'homosexual moron Black person b***hes' to the tune of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song" episode

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >homosexual moron Black person b***hes!
      >homosexual moron Black person b***hes!
      >homosexual moron Black person b***hes!
      >Frick this gay ass israelite shit!
      >Heil Hitler!
      Where did he even learn this?

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a Truman pauses a video of a roundtable discussion to give his own two cents aloud to an empty room episode
    This stupid shit better be leading somewhere because otherwise it's just getting embarassing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's been doing this for years now, will he ever learn? Sometimes he just talks for so long he loses any interest in the original discussion video entirely. Granted, Truman hasn't really had any friends in recent seasons, so maybe it's time the producers step in with some new characters.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only difference between you and successful people is that they're trying

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ooff this hits too close to home

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >this hits too close to home
        Why do you talk aloud to an empty room? Do you hallucinate people in the room?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >pause podcast, panel show, etc
          >make my own points, BTFO people with my rapists whit
          >unpause show

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >my rapists whit

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >BTFO people
            So you do hallucinate people in the empty room.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No, Truman does. It's quite sad.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's a Truman writes transcripts for podcast episodes but inserts his own contributions in as if he was there and saying it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >episode

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uhh actually Truman has heard that this helps develop logical thinking and better speaking ability and it's correlated with high IQ, actually

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >truman in his dark bedroom, sitting, lit by his computer monitor at his desk with his head in his hands repeating in a low voice to himself "useless. worthless. scum. maggot. useless. worthless. scum."

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Will Truman ever develop a personality? These self-inflicted misery clichés are so overplayed and boring.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's the one where Truman finally is on the bangbuss. But he can't get it up

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a Truman takes a crash course in normie life and finds little joy and much anxiety in it
    I gotta say, it was kind of nice when I thought Truman might finally see what everyone else was seeing but I guess maybe he's colorblind and the dots don't turn into anything for him like they do for everyone else

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jim Carrey is annoying and untalented.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who's Jim Carrey? We're talking about Truman.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >walks out the door into the arms of company employees and security guards who will drag him to company enslavement for the rest of his company-owned life
    the ending is gay

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It’s a Truman posts that there’s zero physical evidence for the Holocaust on facebook episode again

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It’s another Truman speeds around the streets blasting cro mags in his car while saying Black person to every black person he passes
    Surely they’re gonna pull this show from the air now right?
    He’s gone too far now…

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It’s another Truman scrolls through his first loves Facebook/Instagram profile for the third time this week episode again, with the twist being he sees she’s engaged and then immediately switches off his phone and goes to bed
    This shit is starting to hit too close to home…might need to give this show a pass for now on.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so what was with the episode where truman takes his gun out of the drawer and stares at it in silence for an hour? I mean, I get the implication, but they wouldn't really end the show like that, would they? Are ratings that bad?

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the episode where Truman can't seem to break up with his girlfriend even though she cheated on him with her ex-boyfriend after Truman gave her a promise ring and took her on a three day trip
    pathetic bastard

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a Truman free-writes a stream-of-consciousness unsent letter/current, honest thoughts episode
    >it's the next scene where Truman is staring at a bunch of schizo words in his handwriting and he burns it in the sink because tearing it up isn't secure enough

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a Truman ate chicken tenders soaked in really hot hot sauce until he was about to burst and then he got abdominal pains so bad he passed out on the floor and woke up with pants full of liquid molten lava shit and now his balls and dick and thighs won't stop stinging and his butthole feels like it's on fire and is bleeding and everytime he touches it he screams in pain episode

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm really sick of these episodes sponsored by Wingstop. Can the producers please introduce some healthier product placement?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wingstop sucks

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm at my grandfather's funeral, I can't relate to Truman in this episode.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's a Truman is on his phone at his grandfather's funeral posting on his meme website episode
      Harder and harder to feel sympathy for this guy.

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yet another truman puts off going to the dentist episode

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a Truman tries to stay hard as he scrolls through all the videos in his porn folder with his non dominant hand

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MovieBlob, I had a feeling you weren't above posting here you grandson of a b***h.

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"it's a truman had his summer, halloween, and his ability to enjoy life itself stolen by Trump" episode

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >season starts with truman getting on ADHD meds
    >every episode he just works all day before logging off and going to sleep
    really not sure what the writers are going for here. hope the blood pressure stuff pays off at least

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it a truman tries to kill himself by hanging himself but he doesn't know how to tie a noose and hes too afraid to look it up so he just wings it and ties some sort of loop so he tries it but the loop is too big and what the rope is tied to isnt very strong either so he fall out of the noose onto the floor and hits his head and the rope falls on him and he gets really mad and sad and cries for an hour before going to work and people ask him if he's ok and hes says hes just tired episode
    these episodes are getting really bleak

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >too afraid to look it up
      What the frick is there to be afraid of, you fricking idiot?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i don't know. ask Truman. he didn't seem to be doing that well, don't think he was thinking clearly.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It’s a Truman has been crying all day because he tried to hang himself in his room but he’s so obese the light fixture he tied the rope on came crashing down then Truman’s parents immediately barged in and started screaming at him for fricking up the ceiling episode

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a Truman goes to a family member's funeral and wonders if there's something wrong with him for feeling nothing while everybody around him is crying episode
    really jogged the noggin

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's a Truman goes to a beloved family member's funeral and he can’t stop crying, but there is nobody to comfort him episode.
      The shear juxtaposition of these two episodes must really make Truman think.

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a "Truman sits on fchat RPing as a stinky dog cub with a woman who plays his mother actively making him more smelly for her own enjoyment and sends him voice clips at peak moments in the play until 3am when he has to be at work at 8" episode
    Dude go to fricking sleep and do something else. I get it's nice but it's been like 3 weeks now

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's a truman has been roleplaying quaint high school romance on F-chat over five years with a person he considers his closest friend
      Poor c**t should've never started roleplaying.

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a Truman has his monthly anxiety attack in the middle of the night where he questions everything about himself and speaks his fears out loud, finally falling asleep around an hour before he has to go to work

    goddamnit not again these reruns are getting outta hand

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >oh great, another episode with Truman jerking off in the basement to his ex-girlfriend’s instagram account while his wife and kids sleep upstairs.
    For frick’s sake, Truman, it’s like the fourth time this week.

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a truman started drinking early and accidentally sipped a beer on cam during a one on one with his boss episode
    oh man, he's fricked

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw truman turned out to be a psychopathic rapist planning his mothers rape murdersuicide and you are the programm director

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Truman knows his peers can see through how he lies when everyone is sharing stories about their exes and sex but has to humiliate himself and pretend they're buying it
    Truman would be in such a better spot if he felt the touch of a woman once in his life.

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Truman is looking for something in the basement when he sees his old guitar case in the corner. He stops and opens the case and lifts out the guitar and runs his fingers over the fretboard. A smile. He strums a few chords and sings the chorus of a song he wrote with his old band. He stops playing and sits in the silence. After a time, he looks the guitar over again. He places it back in the case. He goes to the stair, his hand hovers over the light switch, and he turns back and stares at the case. Another pause. He looks down and closes his eyes. A sigh. He has to be at the office in the morning. He turns off the light.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a bit gay but I like it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is a bit gay, but I just get tired of the jerking off and weed smoking ones.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a bit gay but I like it

      It is a bit gay, but I just get tired of the jerking off and weed smoking ones.

      Please stop posting

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it’s another one where Truman writes out little green text memes on a Cambodian Basket Weaving forum and the other users don’t like them. He knows they’re mostly children but he sometimes wonders if he should find another place to go on the internet. Then he laughs and thinks to himself, “nah frick that, I built this fricking site.” He leans forward again and types his reply: “shut up homosexual”

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a Truman feels sorry for his parents because even though he moved out and got a wagie job and by all accounts is a somewhat productive member of society he has failed to give them grandchildren and will likely live out the days of his life alone, which Truman has come to terms with but the looks in his parents eyes grieves him

    not again

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >those couple seasons where truman took care of his grandma but couldn't take it after a few months of her being completely bedridden so he finally told his mum she had to hire a nurse for her and she went through two slav c**ts who hardly cared for her before throwing her in a home where she died only a couple weeks later and now, years later, Truman can't stop feeling guilty and thinking he should've just soldiered on so his grandma's last months would've been more comfortable and around family instead of leaving her to his mum who he knew would just throw money at the problem and not care for her.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was a rough episode but I think Truman's grandma would forgive him.

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Truman makes a joke about a homosexual looking kid at his nephew's band recital and it blows up into a whole incident
    He really needs to learn to use his inside voice.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ooh I missed that one, can I get a recap?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >kid was being a homosexual
        >Truman turns to his brother and makes a joke about it
        >kids parents overhear and get angry

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's the Truman impregnates the second girl he has sex with and she aborts it without any discussion whatsoever.

    Really made him think about where he stands in life. Didn't it?

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Truman loses his wallet
    >cancels all of his bank/credit cards
    >has no money for the next week
    >has to live on MREs and rice/beans/pasta
    >someone returned the wallet a few hours later
    Classic

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Truman got caught using the poopknife to cut up his food delivery because he didn't want to go upstairs to the kitchen and talk to people again

    Pretty sure his parents are going to send him to that group home for adult morons they were talking about. In Truman's defense he did wipe it down with a napkin first.

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >After lunch at the office, Truman goes to an empty parking lot and pulls a pack of cigarettes out of the small compartment in the trunk of his car. They’re probably right that it’s not good for you, and his wife would be pissed if she found out he was still smoking (“you’re gonna die early and leave me and the kids!”), but it’s only one or two per day and…he doesn’t know how to say it but…there’s just something about it that makes him feel better. Reminds him of when he was young or something and there was so much free time to kill and so little responsibilities in the present that you didn’t care if you took a little off the end. Kinda makes him feel like there’s a little bit of rebellion left in him. He takes a last drag and stamps it out. He washes his hands and face an extra time before heading home from the office.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it’s another one where Truman writes out little green text memes on a Cambodian Basket Weaving forum and the other users don’t like them. He knows they’re mostly children but he sometimes wonders if he should find another place to go on the internet. Then he laughs and thinks to himself, “nah frick that, I built this fricking site.” He leans forward again and types his reply: “shut up homosexual”

      Pleas stop

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a "Truman has to wipe the tear out of his dying cat's eye so his mother doesn't see it when the vet puts him down" episode
    Jesus these are getting pretty bleak

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's A Truman finds out that the lethal injections that they give pets aren't actually painless, after having to put down seven pet dogs with different cancers and diseases over the years

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a "Truman finally goes to therapy" episode
    About damn time

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >its a Truman lashes out at a friend and seriously starts considering if he has undiagnosed BPD at 30
      Jfc why wont he just call a psychiatrist and set an appointment

      Truman may have many faults, but he's smart enough not to fall for the therapy meme.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The what?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Therapy was invented by israeli pedophiles to scam rich people. All therapists do is tell you to take antidepressants and cut your dick off.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Take your meds

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just get a male therapist that's covered by your health insurance. There are some problems that can't be solved alone. I also want someone just to talk to.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >There are some problems that can't be solved alone.
              Yea it's called church

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did they show Truman jacking off or having sex on camera

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Trumen get ipad

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A daring synthesis

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >its a Truman lashes out at a friend and seriously starts considering if he has undiagnosed BPD at 30
    Jfc why wont he just call a psychiatrist and set an appointment

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did you guys catch the episode last night where Truman loudly talked about going to a Skinhead concert over a hot mic?
    Boy it’s going to be funny how this pans out

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just say it's a S.H.A.R.P concert

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a "Truman discovers Tor Browser" episode

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Truman's going to get a visit soon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's another Truman scrolls through penpal sites and doesn't message anyone
        Jeez, this arc has been going on for 2 years. Maybe the director can make something happen?

  67. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a Truman episode where he's too afraid to go into stores to buy stuff because his voice frequently cracks even though he's 22 and the wind outside fricked his hair up so he looks even uglier than before and people will stare at him
    Man he's a fricking pussy, hopefully he outgrows this shit but he's 22 so I doubt it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Truman could just wear a hat. For the voice thing, retail wont give a frick about that, they just want their customers to get their shit and leave. They have no interest in conversing, let alone judging people. This, I promise you.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like it was established Truman is too mentally ill to wear a hat because it makes him even uglier.
        The after credits scene where he stays up at night thinking about all the voice cracks was pretty haunting though

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Truman should speak to a speech therapist or something, might make for a good recurring character. If not he should learn to speak with more breath

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He can always wear a hat to hide his face if he thinks its so ugly.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He really can't since hair is also the only thing that is helping his face out. The 20 minute episodes where he stares in the mirror taking the hat off and on are soooo repetitive and it doesn't really add anything to the character, hope he realizes maybe people don't care that much but I don't think he ever will
            I like it when he curses everything he can whenever it's windy outside, just a funny gimmick of his character.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Truman should realize right now, that people generally have their head too far up their own assets to care. Why does Truman think, people seem so stressed on the street? Most of them are dealing with some shit that takes most of their focus off other people on the street. Truman should also meditate on the fact, that embarrassment is proportionally nothing against having to starve or got to war and should integrate the practice of gratitude in his life, even for the littlest things. So Truman finally realizes, that his ass could be in a situation so bad that Truman can't even imagine. How could he know how fricked up the world could be if he's staring into a mirror an hour a day. What kind of Narcissus Syndrome does Truman have even?!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Truman is just way too fricked up by his anxiousness. He can't go outside unless he looks perfect in his own way. That's just how he's always been and I don't think it will change unless he experiences a random manic episode where he comes to peace with everything. Can't wait for the tibetan monk arc.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Truman should make small changes in his life, to get used to changes in life in generally. From there on Truman should find something he can derive confidence from. Maybe some kind of hobby. Or something creative. This way step by step Truman will move into the right direction. I absolutely swear to Truman, that no magical help will arrive. Except when faith kicks you so hard in the balls for your inaction that Truman would wish things would go back as they where. That those times Truman thought where he'll looks like paradise in comparison. If Truman refuses to change, existence will force change on Truman. Change happens inevitably. The only control Truman has, is to steer that change. Otherwise he might get a hand of cards that'll frick him up irreparably. Truman should mark my words. I've been where Truman is.

  68. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a "Truman spends $1,300 on some new cool clothes and tells himself that this is the summer he's going to break out of his shell and be the confident Truman he was always meant to be but his self-image is completely destroyed by two teenage girls laughing at him in the mall" episode

  69. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a Truman shows up at a cookout alone but still rarely puts up his own plate

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's a "Truman gets called a creepy stalker by the girl he was simping for online abd tries to save face by apologizing and calling her a valuable colleague" episode

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's a Truman feels borderline gaslighted but still keeps up with 80 tweets per day, every day, for 15 years

  70. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a Truman remembers the fact that he has had 0 irl friends since middle school episode

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's a "Truman logs into his Facebook profile for the first time in months tries to reconnect with the work friends he made ten years ago but none of them respond after two weeks" episode

  71. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a Truman never ended up cumming inside the watermelon that he brought specifically to frick, because it was too cold and he didn't want the bin men to discover his semen, now he's waiting for the results of a test that will tell him whether he has bowel cancer or not, episode

  72. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a Truman is too scared to take selfies because he's too self conscious episode
    I really love the suspense of him rising the phone up to his face, almost pressing the button but then closing the phone off after seeing his face. I can't believe the suspense and anticipation is still there even after 4 years of it repeating at least once a month.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe Truman should try not using the front camera or if he can't, just close his eyes. That might just work. I want to see Truman get one small win.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Truman will absolutely never get his self esteem up unless a girl will magically give interest in him and make the first move since he's too scared of anything after asking that random kinda ugly girl out and her ignoring him

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Truman should realize, that the phone camera is curved and will always distort the face when held to close to the face. Therefore, his face might look a little distorted. Truman should get a camera with a zoom lense and a tripod and take a selfie a few meters away.

  73. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a Truman episode where he logs into facebook in years and sees that both of his high school crushes have boyfriends that look completely opposite of him so his moronic plan of stalking where they work/study and "randomly" meeting them up isn't even going to work
    just wow..he's pretty unlucky

  74. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Truman is starting to sound like a massive fricking homosexual.

  75. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a Truman episode where he complains about a situation but doesn't do anything about it even though he easily can

  76. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Truman wonders how he can become a True Man.

  77. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a Truman just now realizing the most obvious shit in a piece of media episode
    i can't believe he's this dumb

  78. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's another hot tub diarrhea episode
    Fricking hell, Truman.

  79. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a "Truman collapses from hunger and dehydration after gooning for 14 hours straight to the Equestria Girls youtube stream" episode
    They need to give him a hobby or something.

  80. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Truman tries to start a podcast but keeps getting flustered and starts the recording over 17 times in two hours because he doesn't know how to talk

  81. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a Truman episode where he had a one night stand with a random and the condom fell off and she bled all over the sheets and he worried he might have got the AIDs.
    phew sure wouldn't like to be Truman!

  82. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Is a Truman wakes up naked in bed at 2pm and then walks out into the living room to find his vomit covered clothes strewn about the floor and a dried puddle on the armchair episode

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Very relatable episode.

  83. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a truman goes to work episode
    >his bosses are starting to putt together the pieces on why the drawer has been a few hundred short this month
    Can't wait to see how he gets out of this one. Last season he just feigned incompetence, so i do0ubth he'll try that again

  84. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > It's a Truman wakes up at 4am on the floor of the bathroom with an empty bottle episode

  85. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >truman has the place to himself for the night
    >decides to play HL2E2
    >punches his laptop screen after failing to defend white forest from the striders for 45 minutes
    how's he gonna explain this to Meryl

  86. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a Truman goes on French television and gets psychologically crushed by an attractive woman, leaves the country in disgrace and never mentally recovers episode

  87. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another Truman takes a frick ton of edibles passes out on his couch and is monged for 24 hours episode
    Man these are really getting old!

  88. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a "Truman suffers from strong hiccups to the point his chest hurts" episode
    I hope they stop making them next season.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Truman should just hold his arms above his head so that it opens up his windpipe.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Truman taps on the pressure point behind his earlobe and the hiccups cease.

  89. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a "Truman forgets to change the dicky wallpaper on his laptop before he gives his power point presentation at work" episode.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's a "Truman forgets to close his horse and e-girl porn folder while livestreaming and gets defended by a trans child predator" episode.

  90. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >truman edges for an hour while he fills up his amazon cart with skirts and lingerie and imagines what he would look like wearing them
    Truman should empty his cart before he gets too horny and spends $1,057 on impulse

  91. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Truman has his seventh wank of the day even though he knows he won't really enjoy it

  92. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Truman finds clips of celebrities laughing so he can pretend they're guests on his imaginary talk show.

  93. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Truman listesmns to The Diary of Jane on repeat for years and years
    At this point he doesn't care if it will ever happen, he just wants to mean something to her

  94. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a Truman cums hands free using a toilet plunger again episode.

  95. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a the power went out for Truman's block episode meaning he had a legitimate reason for not working
    >Truman got so used to sitting around that now there power's back on he can't get back to work and continues to procrastinate

  96. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Truman has had soft stool for a week and is too afraid to go to the doctor. All he wants to do is take a solid shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Truman should stop being a fricking idiot and Google what makes your shit hard. Eat a spoon of psyllium seeds you dunce.

  97. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another Truman can't get it on with Meryl so they end up arguing for a few hours.
    Frick I hate these episodes

  98. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a "Truman goes to fake job interviews so he parents think he's looking for work but he's just going to Chuck E. Cheese" episode

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't Truman a little old for Chuck E Cheese?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's the only place he remembers being happy.

  99. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a Truman doesn't leave his apartment for a week episode

  100. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a "Truman sniffs glue with those middle schoolers behind the Korean strip mall so he can feel like he's part of a group" episode

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can you give a quick recap on that episode?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >New hobby shop opens and Truman buts some model cars because he doesn't have a "thing" that he does
        >Notices some kids going through the dumpster picking out glue bottles
        >Truman asks them what they need to glue for and shows them the tube he bought
        >They say that he's got the good stuff and act impressed
        >Truman hasn't made any real friends in years so he goes along with it and acts cool
        >Next thing you know they're all sniffing glue in a refrigerator box
        >this has been going on for three weeks

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit. Truman should write a book but at least a short story about it.

  101. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another Truman tries to rob a bank with a realistic suirt gun against
    Will the police put him behind bars this time this is the third time in 2 months. They. Keep letting him off with a fine.

  102. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Truman gets a new black love interest because of DEI but he's too based and keeps calling her racial slurs, but the actress has to be cordial the whole time

  103. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it’s another Truman letting his black coworkers joke at his expense and him bottling it up until he screams “Black person” on his 2 hour drive home.
    …How did they get get away with this?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Truman snaps after seeing more and more H1B visa guys get brought into the company and having to train them to do basic tasks until screams at them to go back to India.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Man, even Truman isn’t safe from black rock. What’s next, Truman is turns into troonman?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >its a truman makes up episode ideas episode

  104. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a Truman actually manages to get a date with an attractive girl and decides to ghost her and stay at home drinking episode

  105. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a Truman moves into a slight position of power and does his utmost to ensure only White males are allowed to join his firm because working with women and darkies is absolutely cancerous and he can because the island he lives on is completely insular and loves deporting illegal aliens episode

  106. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a "Truman tries being social and going to bars/comedy clubs/community events/conventions, even going out of his way to be friendly and talk to people but none if it sticks and he realizes he's probably not going to make friends as an adult" episode

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a Truman goes to unwind incognito at a bar, but a strange man pesters him all evening asking him to dance with his girlfriend while he watches episode.

  107. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a "Truman's still pretty sure he's not going to watch Oppenheimer" episode.

  108. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a "Truman goes to the movies and accidently asks for a ticket to 'the magic Black person movie'" episode

  109. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's another Truman sits in front of a computer for 18 hours a day episode.
    Surely something grand will happen soon if they're stashing money with all these bottle episodes.

  110. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Carrey absolutely deserved best actor for his performance here

  111. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Truman starts learning how to explore Dreamland after years of isolation and boredom
    I drink in the morning and take a nap for 2-3 hours before work and experience vivid semi-lucid dreams one after the other that feel longer than actual amount of time that has passed.
    I've gotten the sensation of being dragged off of the edge of my bed, and I can make myself start spinning around in circles while not actually moving.
    I don't even watch movies or play video games anymore, this is all I do now

  112. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's another "Truman sleeps for four hours because he's smoking too much weed again" episode
    haha I bet he's tired

  113. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it’s a “Truman obsesses over his favorite cult actress to the point she begins appearing in his dreams” episode
    Yeah I’m going to sleep

  114. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it’s a Truman slips another black crime statistic into the suggestion box at work episode

  115. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a "Truman makes an 11 hour audio file titled 'Synagogues and mosques I'm targeting plus weapons cache locations' where he just screeches and bangs on drums and plays dumb sound effects over his speakers to waste his FBI handler's time since they have to listen to the whole thing" episode
    >as soon as he finishes he starts working on the "Politicians getting the rope" sequel

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