>It's a "Truman rubs hand sanitizer all over his penis and buttcheeks after using a public toilet" episode.
>It's a "Truman rubs hand sanitizer all over his penis and buttcheeks after using a public toilet" episode.
>It's a "Truman rubs hand sanitizer all over his penis and buttcheeks after using a public toilet" episode.
>It's a "Truman spends another weekend on an image forum instead of doing the things he planned to" episode
When will these reruns end?
why does he keep doing that? haha
>It's a "Truman's pee has a really strong and weird smell and he feels discomfort every time he urinates"
This can't be a STD scare arc, Truman hasn't even had sex yet!
>it's a Truman is going to lose his virginity tonight
what a start of a season! hopefully it's not some stupid bait and switch and we're back to the gloomy tone of the last 20 seasons
>It's a Truman pretends that everyone else in the world is a degenerate who he doesn't want to interact with while simultaneously complaining that he can't get a gf episode
he's such a silly duck, I wonder if he realizes he's just trying to cope in a maladaptive way
I enjoyed this movie a lot, but I was thinking the whole way through about whether Truman has sex or not. Judging by the distaste his wife has for him and the fact that it is probably still in bad taste for an actor to literally whore herself out in the Truman world, it is most likely that she refuses sex at any opportunity (although we see her kissing him on the cheek it is not confirmed they do anything more than that). The problem lies in the fact that she wants to have a baby, and there's no way she can ever avoid actually doing the deed or the lie would be exposed.
In the in-universe documentary that came out to promote the movie, it's mentioned she gets paid $10,000 everytime they sex'd.
>it's a Truman tries to kill one of his 2 remaining friends when blackout drunk after which they both cut contact with him episode
Truman is in the endgame now. An hero soon
I missed that episode what happened?
Truman does not even remeber that himself
Blackout drunk, just as the episode description says
>be me
>start watching this new 24/7 tv show everyone is talking about
>main character has no idea it’s fake, therefore getting gives real reactions
>years go by and now he’s currently in his teenage arc
>40% of the show is literally the main character jerking off and then sleeping
Whatever happened to the kino that was watching him learn how to walk for the first time? Or the intense drama that happened during the first year of preschool arc?
Just say you liked the bathtub sequences of those episodes you pedo
>It's a "Truman irrationally believes a potential love interest doesn't like him so he avoids her and inevitability makes himself look like an arrogant asshole" episode.
>it's a "Truman is on his 7th year of Uni and is doing fuck all this exam period too, but by some miracle he wrote pretty good on the previous exam, yet instead of studying for the other ones he just wasted the weekend doing nothing and the next exam is this Tuesday and he once again has just one more day to get his shit together, but he won't, because he's a goddamn retard" episode
I'm tired of this rerun. Truman should've graduated ages ago. Even his tutor has gotten bored of him and considers him a lost cause. In fact, Truman goes on forums just like this one and posts similar things there too, and this has happened before. Every season for the last 6 years has been the same now. Truman gets a manic period, does some work, then he self-destructs, passes maybe a single class, and here we go again, same thing once more. I think Truman has turned his brain to mush and can't actually do anything more than that. He just binge eats, searches for the "kino" that will "inspire him to change" and so on and so forth. And that's not every season finale or whatever, this retard does it every week. Are the writers that out of ideas? Are they even more retarded than Truman? Is that possible? How? I just don't know why anyone keeps up with this show anymore.
Truman most likely just suffers from poor time management and is easily distracted. He should try finding a quiet, distraction-free place to study and take a break every two hours so he doesn't feel overwhelmed.
At Truman's last place he was in front of the central road and there was a bar outside and he was facing the back wall of the plot, so there was constant noise. So Truman moved to a quieter neighborhood and a bigger place, but now there are two old fucks above him who blast the news, reality shows, and dance folk songs while moving furniture, so Truman is at his wit's end. He'll probably just go buy headphones, but as of right now he wishes murder was legal so that he could go all Hannibal on them...
Truman should go to the library. It's usually pretty quiet during the day.
Truman's University has a tiny "library" that is basically a single room, and it's open for 2 hours every 2 days, and that's only when the University is officially open. Truman is not even sure if there is a public library, and at the end of the day, he sure as Hell isn't paying 400€/month to go study in the goddamn library. He'll buy noise cancelling headphones and those they wear at night, and if that doesn't work, he'll go up there at 01:00 and tell them what's what. God, I wish all old homosexuals would just drop dead or get raped by the migrants they bring in.
Old people rule as neighbors dude.
>quiet
>polite
>always have cookies or brownies or something baking and they give you some
>always trying to set you up with their granddaughters who you can tell are massive whores just by pictures
It's great, I hate my fucking 25 yr chick neighbors, they are fucking loud and laugh like hyenas at old office episodes
>implying a girl will ever EVER hook up with the nice guy sperg her grandparents recommended
Lol
On what planet do you live? Old retards are some of the worst people to live next to. The best neighbors are 30-50 people with families. The babies cry once per day for 2 minutes and that's it. Meanwhile I've got these walking corpses above me blasting folk songs like they're at the fair and watching reality shows at full volume, then cursing one another for half an hour. I hate old retards. Above 70 if you're not offering something you should go through yearly tests to gain your right to exist, otherwise you should just be cremated. Fucking walking corpses. I can't even watch my night movie right now because they're blasting their shitty music.
Tough break man. I love my old guy and old lady neighbors. So much better than 20 something party age retards who come in and out 100 times a night to smoke and slam the goddamn door as loud as possible everytime.
Old people I don't even know exist other than when they are bringing in there groceries, which I help them with gladly. You're a homosexual and old people are extremely interesting to talk to as well of there mind is still there. Way better than fucking younger people and it's not even close.
I've already read this Truman post, I know a girl exactly like this and at first I just thought she was a lazy whining bitch but turned out she had actual problems focusing and with memory
she has OCD and has been trying to get her shit together ever since but to no avail
she started uni in 2009, and she's been trying to finish his master thesis for three fucking years, going on to the fourth now
Yeah, Truman may have posted this in the previous Truman thread...
>she had actual problems focusing and with memory
>she has OCD and has been trying to get her shit together ever since but to no avail
Plain talk, for me, the problem is getting started. I'm so afraid of trying and failing that I just stay motionless. Once I do start I can focus just fine. I even enjoy studying. But the starting? Oh, boy. That, and I need quiet. I suffered the bar next to me for two years, and now I changed places only to find something even worse. It's like somebody watching the tv right next to your room. It's the most annoying thing I've ever had to deal with. Cars I can deal with. I don't mind kids playing or babies crying. But a constant tv coming from the wall? That legitimately drives me nuts. Always did. Same with people talking on the phone. I have the urge to literally tear off their heads. I cannot deal with it. I hope headphones will help...
>I'm so afraid of trying and failing that I just stay motionless
Same here. I'd rather keep thinking about my "potential" and fail, than try and find out that I'm actually stupid/untalented etc.
I... I should study...
Yeah, you really should.
>my experience is [X], so your experience is fake and you're a homosexual
Guess we know what kind of nagger loves sucking up to walking corpses.
Exactly this. Except I've already accepted that I'm stupid.
Never said you were making it up. I believe you, it's just a bummer. Hopefully your next neighbor is quiet and maybe don't judge all old people on just your neighbors, like you're accusing me of doing.
You're the homosexual retard who has never talked to anyone about themselves and not yourself.
nagger, you literally called me a homosexual
>You're a homosexual
Don't go around insulting people if you can't take it. Go hang out with your grannies.
>Don't go around insulting people if you can't take it. Go hang out with your grannies.
Dude wtf are you even talking about? The only person butthurt and hating their geriatric neighbors is you.
Oh no, was anon hurt that I sullied the honour of his dear grammy neighbour? Go jump in a lake, I'm done giving you (you)s.
I was having fun Truman convos with the other anons before this homosexual decided to stand up for the right of geriatrics to blast their tvs to the max.
>Oh no, was anon hurt that I sullied the honour of his dear grammy neighbour? Go jump in a lake, I'm done giving you (you)s.
1. no, kinda the whole point is I'm not hurt at all and just think you're a bitter homosexual retard
2. I'd love to jump in a lake, thanks for the weekend trip idea
3. Don't need your (you) never wanted them.
>anon says go jump in a lake
>it's obviously meant as an insult
>can't even imagine how that could be an insult and just laugh
>remember stereotype that blacks can't swim
>laugh harder
>understand the guy I'm arguing with is talking about black people and it all makes sense
Nevermind dude, your problem isnt that you live around old people, you're missing the real problem
Can you two get along or leave, please? You're really bumming me out here.
>the thread made about being bummed out is bumming me out
>NO NOT LIKE THAT!
That's why Truman's show is so relatable.
>It's a "Truman obsessively washes his hands dozens of times before putting in his contacts because of an irrational fear of pink eye, almost to the point of tears because now he's running late to class" episode
Is it OCD? It doesn't seem to affect him except in this single circumstance. I wish this guy would just be comfortable wearing glasses, but the bridge of his nose is too sensitive, poor guy.
>It's a "Truman makes a fake Facebook profile to call his co-worker a homosexual" episode
At least he remembered his VPN this time.
kek, I missed the preceeding episode. what prompted Truman to do that?
Being a homosexual.
lol, I can read an episode synopsis. I mean specifically though
I've been traveling around the country for three years and used countless public toilets and never catched anything despite living in a third world country (by Cinemaphile standarts)
>never catched anything
>third world
You don't say?
>it's a "Truman doesn't know if his boss is trying to make him quit" episode
>It's a Truman has a well paying job, a wife and kid on the way episode
what a twist but I like where the show is headed
What? That never happened. I think you're getting your shows confused there bud.
>It's a "Truman has diarrhea after eating something dodgy" episode
oh come on, not again. i'm trying to eat here, you assholes.
>It's a "Truman has yet another sex dream about his coworker and this time he's fucking her standing up on top of an Aztec pyramid while the entire city of Tenochtitlan cheers him on and he has to go to work and sit next to her and pretend everything is normal" episode
These dream sequences are really starting to fog up the plot, they aren't really working for me. The Sopranos made the same mistake.
Based
>Truman wanks off twice and wants to get out of bed, but is compelled to go in threes, so he lies about even longer whilst scrolling on TikTok on the mobile with a flaccid penis until he can cum and start the day
>it's a "Truman has a lie-in and ends up masturbating until 1pm instead of doing some exercise or anything else productive" episode
These fucking episodes always end with a "tomorrow I'll change" narration when he goes to bed, which we all know will never happen. Fucking filler episodes.
> it's a Truman gets a girlfriend drunk and fucks her face, then denies it when she sobers up.
Why did the producers allow this to air?
>It's a "Truman has another dream about the one decent girl who actually liked him but he fucked around with a "fun" psycho whore instead at the time and she eventually gave up on him" episode
Damn I'm sick of this one
It's really cool that they added a fictional version of the Truman Show in the actual show so that Truman doesn't feel alarmed in threads like these.
>it’s a cast intervenes Truman’s attempts to go out on a date episode
Jesus Christ just let the guy go out already he needs to socialize
It's getting ridiculous at this point, I mean at least have the girl show up once, doesn't even matter if she's fat or ugly, just actually show up.
>its a Truman takes 20mg of Cialis but it doesn't work so he takes another 20mg an hour later and it barely works episode
help
Enjoy your excruciating migraine headache!
>It's a "Truman gets a blackjack and walks around at night looking for a black bastard to kill" episode.
Where are they going with this storyline?
There's gonna be a redemption arc that doesn't really address the problem at all, but still all will be forgiven.
>It's a "Truman masturbating in the bushes outside a school then follows one of the 10 year old girls home with a makeshift gag in his pocket" episode
Are they setting up a therapy or jail storyline?
Truman should get a friend. It's easier when you're two.
>It's a "Truman is having an alright time commiserating with his online comrades, but some shithead feels the need to be an edgy fucker and derail the conversation with obviously fabricated and homosexual tales" episode
>It's a "Truman finds a man dilating in the bathroom at work while getting mad at a message board" episode
>It's a Truman suddenly finds all the roads are closed whenever he tries to stalk out the schools episode
>It's a Truman notices that there are no longer any kids on the street he lives on even though he never saw a moving van episode
>It's a Truman doesn't talk to anyone episode and does the same things over and over again
This season is really stale and the plot doesn't go anywhere, how can people watch this?
This shit has been on for so many years at this point. The episodes blend together, they might as well just run reruns.
>Truman becomes horny enough to post an ad for himself on /soc/ but regrets it after jacking off
>Again
>It's a Truman cries and writes a suicide note blaming the black void of the inevitability of it all before tearing the note and smiling on as usual
Man, when will do it?
>it's a Truman has a dream where he had a loving girlfriend episode
>again
The unbearable weight of reality when he wakes up is making Truman go insane. Someone tell the producers the series will get canned soon if they don't get a new script.
>it's a Truman has a dream where he had a loving girlfriend episode
This trope seems to be writers' go-to every time they need to fill an episode
>it's a Truman gets mad that the goth he has a crush on still has her instagram privated
>It's a “Truman decides to troll a girl on her ig dm but she finds out it's him and starts talking about his mother who recently died. He tries to divert the subject and pretends nothing happened” episode
>it's a "Truman realizes he is a talentless loser, his life will never amount to much and that he will never get rich" episode