>It's a "Truman takes a three hour nap to make up for half an hour of lost sleep" episode.
It's been eight seasons of this. He's just wasting his days away.
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>it's a Truman cries for the first time in 15 years after a conversation that left him realizing how alone and fricked up he truly is
>It's a "Truman starts having chest pains after realizing he's in his mid 30s and accomplished nothing in life" episode
>it's a truman gets in a pissing contest with an anonymous poster claiming to have not accomplished anything
He's CONFIDENT that he's accomplished less than the other posters, he knows it inside and out. Nobody is as much of a fricking waste of space loser as him
>its a truman's day to day mild drug use has finally caught up with him and hes feeling pain in organs and places in his body he never felt before and he feels the prospect of him having kids is even more miserable now because he'll probably die before theyre 7 if they are born
>it's a "Truman jerks off with his Fleshlight and forgets to clean it afterwards" episode
These late night episodes have really taken a fricking plunge.
He's deliberately choosing not to clean it, anon. He likes the smell.
>It's a "Truman considers seeing a movie but changes his mind when he sees all the black teenagers at the theater" episode.
>It's a "Truman tries dating again but he's become so detached from reality that he puts off every woman who gets to know him" episode
>It's a "Truman installs Tinder out of curiosity and only gets matched with junkies and overweight single mothers and realizes he's better off staying single" episode.
>It's a Truman battles with alcoholism and transvestism. He thinks to himself "can I sink any lower?". It's one of those episodes.
>Truman learns more about the friends he made on Cinemaphile and quickly realizes they've all lived actual lives unlike him who literally is like the stereotypical loser that has experienced NOTHING and will experience nothing
>This drives truman away from the friends he made because of feelings of inferiority
one of those reruns.
>It's a "Truman gets threatened by nukes for four years straight but nothing ever happens" episode
trumans gonna become an alcoholic to cope
>gonna become
I thought that happened over 5 seasons ago?
Thank you. I was thinking the same thing, about how this is just a way for people to all independently shout into the void
>Its a Truman receives validation from anonymous posters on a Micronesian sail-weaving forum episode
Are they running out of ideas?
>it's a "Truman starts a thread about himself on Cinemaphile to drum up viewer numbers" episode
The plot is getting too meta.
>it's a "Truman doesn't give a frick today and keeps making posts flirting with a ban" episode
I get a little rush every time he checks the banned page and it says he is not banned
Samezies
>Nobody ever replies to people in these threads
Are you fricking moronic?
>the one time truman tried posting on Cinemaphile
were you in the screenshot bros or are people here too new to remember ?
> It's a Truman remembers his little sister who was written off the show after he put a spider in her shoe as a prank but it was a hobo spider and she lost a leg episode.
whew lads
she die?
Just on the inside.
did she know it was you?
>Although the toxicity and aggression of the hobo spider have long been debated, there is little evidence that the hobo spider is a dangerously venomous species.[9] The CDC reported case studies in the 1990s claiming that the hobo spider bite caused isolated cases of necrosis in people,[10][11] but as of 2017, the CDC no longer lists the hobo spider among venomous species.[12] In Canada, there is no evidence that hobo spider bites cause skin necrosis.
>It's an even Truman's own therapist is sick of his shit and has stopped replying to his emails episode.
What the frick? Why is he paying him 180$ a session for?
>it's the 12th straight season of "Truman desperately tries and fails to get a gf"
Are the writers ever going to help him out? It's getting a little stale at this point and the hopelessness makes the show less fun to watch.
>that subplot where truman watched a season of yellowstone so he bought cowboy boots, a denim jacket, grew a mustache, and started concealed carrying
>It's a "Truman tells himself that today is the day he starts making positive changes but then spends 12 hours on his computer before sleeping for 12 hours again" episode
truman has been doing this shit for like 10 seasons and it's really boring
he has even had story arcs where he stops doing this and accomplishes things but they always take the show back here
>it’’s a Truman accidentally sprayed krylon primer onto a wargaming miniature and has to spend the next five hours scrubbing it off with rubbing alcohol and a toothbrush.
>it's a "truman starts smoking just to see what it's like" episode
>he's still doing it after 10 years
he's really dedicated
>It's a "Truman is aware of the cameras but is just tired from it all and doesn't care anymore so he just plays along episode"
I love you Truman
>It's a "Truman gives up on his new Twitch stream after 20 minutes because he has no charisma" episode.
Do you think Truman and his wife had a good sex life?
>it's a "Truman takes a shit so smelly he starts gagging and almost has to throw up in the sink" episode
poor guy, he really should clean up his diet so this stops happening
that's crazy, i didn't know that was possible
i always assumed you have some kind of built in tolerance to your own
what kind of things does truman eat?
>it's a Truman realizes he's in a simulated society and intentionally fricks with everyone, dropping hints that he knows but in an extremely subtle manner so the actors can't do anything about it.
>eventually they just kill him because they can't handle the reverse gaslighting
Kino
I like these threads
>It's a "Truman is kept awake at night by pangs of remorse for allvthe mean things he did in high school to try and fit in with the bad crowd who only bullied him in return and he wonders if his life would have turned out different if he had been a nicer person" episode.
Everything happens fir a reason
i hope truman realizes that highschool doesn't matter anymore and he can focus on being a nicer person and make a better life now
>It's a Truman forgot who he is episode
>its another re-run episode of Truman being single with no kids in his mid 30's, and going to work everyday and then going home and doing nothing
I always really hated this story arc.
>It’s a Truman’s power is going to be off until 4pm so he doesn’t even bother getting out of bed all day episode
>It's a "Truman alienates himself from his parents until they just leave his food by the door" episode.