>"we will treat Carrie Fisher's legacy with the utmost respect" >movie shows a huge and poorly CGI'd Princess Leia head floating on top of a body that's obviously not hers >her character spits out completely random and contextless lines throughout the movie and then dies >scene where her body appears covered in a blanket cause dude she's dead now lmao
Disney couldn't have possibly been more tasteless about her passing if they tried
why do you care about this coked up Hollywood diva
they're all the same, in a way it's kind of like poetry the way they dealt with her death, it rhymes
No, it wasn't. The only good thing about them was breakthrough in special effects (the OT). The movies themselves are fricking terrible. The story is a bunch of childish trite nonsense. It is incredibly gay.
I think the prequels are consistently shit with the odd decent flourish. Force awakens is so committed to doing and saying nothing that it doesn't have the scope to be good or bad. It just exists as this inoffensive marketing ploy to trick us into trusting disney with the star wars name. Point is, you might be right. It doesn't have enough to it for me to argue either way
>Jedi: great parts, bad parts, fine overall
The prequels are the best thing to ever happen to RotJ's reputation. It's a fine movie, but uninspired across the board.
Yeah, that's a really good point actually. I'm probably kinder to it because I have a hard-on for anything Luke does and the throne room stuff is great. The rest of the film is not though
Jabba is an iconic character and his palace is richly atmospheric. People always seem to forget about the Jabba segment when they're dismissing ROTJ and that's a mistake because Jabba & co. are quintessential Star Wars.
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Something ruined Jabba palace for me, I don't know what.
>Force Awakens: fine I guess but dull
It was a shit and moronic quip-fest which didn't make any sense due to JJ "mystery box" Abrahms' direction. He ruined Star Wars like he ruined Star Trek.
Star Wars was never good you just got tricked into thinking it was because Empire was a fantastic movie and the games made before 2005 were generally very good.
still hilarious how they put all their eggs into Leila’s basket, trying to pump her up to be the real badass Skywalker, then she fricking dies irl. after they had already shitcanned Luke, who’s actor got into relatively good shape to get back into Star Wars. Utterly baffling, given every scene with Old Leia was a chore. It was like listening to a mush mouthed bag lady at a bus stop.
Mara Jade and Luke have a son, he is good
lei and han have a son, he is bad
bad son kills luke, leia and han
good don chases bad guy around the galaxy in a race of time to defeat him before he gathers gets more sith to join him
basically empire strikes back, but spanned over the course of 3 movies. alien and other designs by george lucas, basically give him full creative control but have someone else direct
None of the children should be bad. That's fricking stupid. After six films, countless books, games and comics, the trio, their offspring and the new republix should have been shown to be competent and successful. The new republic should have been working well, Han is a good General, Leia a popular stateswoman, Luke has a successful Jedi school. And the kids are all doing well and not angsty psycho homosexuals idolizing their dead grandpa and wanting to be mass murderers (even when they can talk to him as a force ghost but whatever). Disney's biggest mistake was disrespecting the main three and the new rebublic, making them incompetent losers who failed at everything they accomplished in the OT. Such an upbeat hopeful story, wow, I sure do want to show this to my kids and make them fans.
So what a 2 hour movie about Leia administering the New Republic with no conflict? Ohhhhh maybe she could go into what the itemized tax code could be for droid shops. Sounds great.
>"we will treat Carrie Fisher's legacy with the utmost respect"
>movie shows a huge and poorly CGI'd Princess Leia head floating on top of a body that's obviously not hers
>her character spits out completely random and contextless lines throughout the movie and then dies
>scene where her body appears covered in a blanket cause dude she's dead now lmao
Disney couldn't have possibly been more tasteless about her passing if they tried
why do you care about this coked up Hollywood diva
they're all the same, in a way it's kind of like poetry the way they dealt with her death, it rhymes
I fricking hate Star Wars.
New Millie Bobbie Brown pics dropped?
Do you think they buried her in her slave Leia costume? Both real life and in movie?
We live in a timeline where Star Wars is completely ruined
It hurts, fren, doesn't it?
At least we have Jar Jar porn.
>tfw there's another timeline where Star Wars became public domain
Star Wars was never good.
Yes it was, stop being such a contrarian.
No, it wasn't. The only good thing about them was breakthrough in special effects (the OT). The movies themselves are fricking terrible. The story is a bunch of childish trite nonsense. It is incredibly gay.
Based and 100% true. The original trilogy were good kids films but that's it.
>star wars was never good
>i agree, the original trilogy was good
Okay...
Are you a child?
Contrariteen strikes back.
Right.
New Hope: really good
Empire: even better
Jedi: great parts, bad parts, fine overall
Phantom menace: shit
Clones: even more shit
RotS: slightly less shit
Force Awakens: fine I guess but dull
Last Jedi: shit
Rise of Skywalker: unbelievably shit
Rogue one: shit
Solo: shit
Mandalorian: good
Boba Fett: shit
Kenobi: shit
At one point, Star Wars was two really good films and one decent film. It was fine. Not great, but pretty good.
Now it is two good films, one good tv series, 9 average to shit films and 2 shit tv series. I've forgotten the point I was making but there you go
well put
The prequels are all better than Force Awakens.
I think the prequels are consistently shit with the odd decent flourish. Force awakens is so committed to doing and saying nothing that it doesn't have the scope to be good or bad. It just exists as this inoffensive marketing ploy to trick us into trusting disney with the star wars name. Point is, you might be right. It doesn't have enough to it for me to argue either way
the prequels are irredeemable garbage
>the sequels are irredeemable garbage
ftfy
>Jedi: great parts, bad parts, fine overall
The prequels are the best thing to ever happen to RotJ's reputation. It's a fine movie, but uninspired across the board.
Yeah, that's a really good point actually. I'm probably kinder to it because I have a hard-on for anything Luke does and the throne room stuff is great. The rest of the film is not though
Jabba is an iconic character and his palace is richly atmospheric. People always seem to forget about the Jabba segment when they're dismissing ROTJ and that's a mistake because Jabba & co. are quintessential Star Wars.
Something ruined Jabba palace for me, I don't know what.
>Force Awakens: fine I guess but dull
It was a shit and moronic quip-fest which didn't make any sense due to JJ "mystery box" Abrahms' direction. He ruined Star Wars like he ruined Star Trek.
>JJ Abrahams should direct Star Wars
>George Lucas should direct people to their seats
he's a competent director
Star Wars has been claimed ruined by the fanboys with every film released since 1980
Star Wars was never good you just got tricked into thinking it was because Empire was a fantastic movie and the games made before 2005 were generally very good.
Frick yes.
I miss good Starwars games so much.
Disney and EA should burn.
still hilarious how they put all their eggs into Leila’s basket, trying to pump her up to be the real badass Skywalker, then she fricking dies irl. after they had already shitcanned Luke, who’s actor got into relatively good shape to get back into Star Wars. Utterly baffling, given every scene with Old Leia was a chore. It was like listening to a mush mouthed bag lady at a bus stop.
> the force is female
> the force dies
Kek
TFA did Leia dirty. So did RotJ, though.
She hit the wall at 3 parsecs. Don't do drugs kids.
*swallows back denture*
I still haven't seen Rise of Skywalker. Probably never will.
It's middle school fanfiction level of bad. It's way worse than you imagine it to be.
i liked the last jedi
It was better than the other Disney movies.
fine Cinemaphile, how would you do the sequels?
By not doing them.
Give them to Tim Burton and use the Lucas ideas.
Mara Jade and Luke have a son, he is good
lei and han have a son, he is bad
bad son kills luke, leia and han
good don chases bad guy around the galaxy in a race of time to defeat him before he gathers gets more sith to join him
basically empire strikes back, but spanned over the course of 3 movies. alien and other designs by george lucas, basically give him full creative control but have someone else direct
>bad son kills luke, leia and han
I'd prefer what Disney did to this
it's literally what disney did
1/3
kylo ren kills one in every film, i was going to do the same
Luke and Leia kill themselves
Disney is amazing. They killed Leia twice, yet stuck with the ambiguous one because you know, kids love ambiguity.
None of the children should be bad. That's fricking stupid. After six films, countless books, games and comics, the trio, their offspring and the new republix should have been shown to be competent and successful. The new republic should have been working well, Han is a good General, Leia a popular stateswoman, Luke has a successful Jedi school. And the kids are all doing well and not angsty psycho homosexuals idolizing their dead grandpa and wanting to be mass murderers (even when they can talk to him as a force ghost but whatever). Disney's biggest mistake was disrespecting the main three and the new rebublic, making them incompetent losers who failed at everything they accomplished in the OT. Such an upbeat hopeful story, wow, I sure do want to show this to my kids and make them fans.
So what a 2 hour movie about Leia administering the New Republic with no conflict? Ohhhhh maybe she could go into what the itemized tax code could be for droid shops. Sounds great.
Wow can't believe a woman known for her addiction to drugs die of an overdose.
>Someone taller.
A coked-up family.