Its actually genius if you think about it

It’s actually genius if you think about it

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's why it matters.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Both will be trash tbh

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nolan only made one stinker (Rises)
      I trust him

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        tenet is bad

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          explain why

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            not him but but it's a pretty weak movie
            >denzel's son was a bad casting, he didn't have the charisma for those one liners, pattinson carried the movie hard
            >the audio quality was legit awful, you have to turn on subtitles to understand what they're saying
            >the antagonist is a cartoon villain
            >the gimmick is cool at first but by the end of the movie it gets confusing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Safe bet that although both will be trash, barbie will be better

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    corporations are having strategies about every fricking hair that stands under them and you think it's a coincidence they premiere at the same time ? they gauge the loyalty of their customers and create fidelity by creating so-called competition where there is none

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >corporations have strategies for every fricking hair that’s stands under them
      So? Doesn’t mean that they are guaranteed to be good strategies. Just look at Bud Light, agree or disagree their recent infamous marketing strategy was objectively bad since they’ve lost market cap and it doesn’t seem to be trending back up anytime soon (let alone to pre-trans ad levels.)
      Also, are you implying that people have real brand loyalty to stuff like Nolan/universal pictures? I mean, maybe, but god that’s a depressing thought lol

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Marketing is 90% scamming your employer and 10% scamming your customer.
        Marketing's M.O. of this millenia has been 'there are more people who dislike our product than who like it so we should do the opposite of what our customers want.'
        Which absolutely moronic to any sane person but psychotic narcissists at the top believe they got their from always being right, so they choose the option that would be better IF THEY ARE RIGHT (which they are not).

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate women

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    im going to get wasted and see both double feature, barbie first

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you watching Barbie? I heard it's for bitter man hating feminists

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        but the goose is in it T_T

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its 3 hours of Margot Robbie shaming him for being born with white skin and a penis, which he accepts is wrong

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            holy femdom kino

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            So what you're saying is I should skip Oppenheimer?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >mute barbie movie, enjoy margot-barbie-fem-dom
            >mute oppenheimer, still got a israeli guy who created a post atomic horror landscape via nuclear weapons which necessitated MAD

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait hol up....Barbie AND Oppenheimer? SAME day?? In theaters??? Okay, wow...consider my mind blown.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was actually considering going to see Barbie until I saw the trailer. Just doesn't look that funny.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's actually genius that these two unrelated things by directors that people know are coming out on the same day let me tell you why AFTER I GET THIS FRICKING wiener OUT OF MY MOUTH
    Frick journalists I went to school for it and graduated and hate the entire enterprise. I didn't use my degree by the way, I just didn't want to be an English teacher so I went into journalism in 2008, right at the cusp of when it was getting worse and worse until what you see today.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    One's called Barbie, the other barbecues Japanese people.
    Genius.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice.
      I'm kinda curious what OP means too.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they're actually in the same cinematic universe. oppenheimer is the prequel where the bad guys win WW2 with nuclear weapons and barbie is the sequel where the bad guys have won and created barbie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >final scene of openheimer
      >count down at nevada testing site nuke town filled with mannequin figures
      >nuke goes off destroying and irradiating a town
      >camera slowly pans in on one female mannequin covered in radioactive dust, still standing
      >suddenly the mannequin opens its eyes as if alive before cutting to black screen!
      >*im a barbie girl* theme starts playing
      kino

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >final scene of openheimer
      >count down at nevada testing site nuke town filled with mannequin figures
      >nuke goes off destroying and irradiating a town
      >camera slowly pans in on one female mannequin covered in radioactive dust, still standing
      >suddenly the mannequin opens its eyes as if alive before cutting to black screen!
      >*im a barbie girl* theme starts playing
      kino

      It's stupid enough to make billions.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is interesting is that both leads, cillian murphy and goose have said theirs was the best scrip they have ever read and both movies also cost 100M, weird coincidence

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is bad

    My wife wants to see dumbass barbie and I was to see Oppenheimer. If I go to the theater and theyre out at the same time then of course she will choose Barbie over Oppenheimer.

    I think ill go alone and say I was working

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do people do this? Marry people they clearly don't enjoy being around with?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She had a vegana right there.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Right where?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          All women do

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            False some women do not have veganas

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Enough of them do that you don't have to marry one that's an absolute pain to be around

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      just watch both

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It really isn't

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oppenheimer destroys the east.
    Barbie destroys the west.
    They have a point.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I understand why stupid people would want to watch Barbie but I do not understand why anyone at all would want to watch Nuke the Whales guy.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah because they both are gonna BOMB

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    And only one will bomb

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >after The Dark Knight Rises, every Nolan film has made less money than the last
    >people still think Nolan's films are a big box office draw

    Even if Barbie is shit it will easily make more than Oppenheimer.

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