why the frick would you say something like this as an actor?
>I can’t just go play make-believe right now.
uh OK, then quit? why should anyone hire you and why should anyone watch you if you don't want to act?
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something, something, penis
phallus physicality?
Lacking
It's like he lost an essential part of himself. Something that gives a man drive, that gives a man chutzpah.
Name 1 character he has played that is challenging and complex.
Hurt locker but it’s a stretch
Hawkeye in Endgame is challenging and complex because he's suffering from PTSD
>Name 1 character he has played that is challenging and complex.
I haven't watched Mayor of Kingstown but it looks like it could be a complex character? I dunno it looked too boring to watch.
>complex character
It doesn't reflect on the quality of the show, but Renner is basically either sitting in a car, sitting in his office, sitting with Bunny, etc.
He busted out some karate in the last episode & ended up killing a dude. But generally, there's only like 3 different locations - it's not taxing work.
he played an addict in House md, don't know how challenging or complex that is but he did fine I guess
>Implying most actors aren't addicts of some sort.
Jeremy Renner has never had a complex or challenging role.
Anyone who had a bit part in The Assassination of Jesse James By The Coward Rob Ford, is a certified kinoid
Neo Ned
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOT MY BALLS BEING CHEWED UPPPP AAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
When the frick has he ever played a character with complexity or any sort of nuance
Hollywood people are so funny dude
>Hurt locker
>The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
>Neo Ned
>Dahmer
He should use his near-death experience to fuel his acting, instead. It's all about perspective. He is choosing weakness.
Schlong status?
>I Don’t Have the Energy’ to Play Complex, ‘Challenging’ Characters
ah yes, capeshit robin hood or generic cop/fbi/agent/military guy so complex
Do we have any proof that he actually lost his donger?
The proof is in what he DOESN'T say.
Meat manifesto?
>uh OK, then quit? why should anyone hire you and why should anyone watch you if you don't want to act?
Isn't that what he said?
Low energy? Balls = gone
>Balls
There are TRANS roles??
wiener location?
Can't make believe he still has a penis
How can he make believe about anything else?
These wounds, they will not heal!
Meh, same with Ryan Gosling who said he doesn't want to play darker characters because it gets into his head and he want to do shit like Barbie from now on.
What a bunch of pussies.
>mope around and pretend to cry in a movie that is critically acclaimed but makes no money and is directed by an butthole arthouse director who thinks he has carte blanche to be an butthole because "le art"
OR
>act like a goofball, do song and dance routines, frick around with the most beautiful women on the planet, and make a billion dollars
No brainer
any of you nerds who thought Ryan Gosling was "literally you" deserve to be humiliated. Gosling has ALWAYS been a normie.
Nice try but how can he be a normalgay when he's literally me? It just doesn't add up.
Anon you don't seem to get it. YOU are a normalgay. You are also handsome, charming, and rich. Women around the world want to have sex with you and every night they flick their bean to you until their fingers bleed.
Whoa!
Dick predicament?
Penis position?
Dick direction?
Weiner whereabouts?
wiener condition?
Boner briefing?
Dong dilemma?
Member memo?
Oh wow he actually lost his mojo
Penile prognosis?
he are can play an women now xD
I need him back for Season 2 of Hawkeye. There's currently two rumors out there and both cannot be true, especially when it's taking Marvel 3+ years to make anything.
RUMORS:
>Hawkeye Season 2
>Young Avengers
Hailee can't do both and I'd rather see her with Renner than Stature & Ironheart.
Here's a rumor: donger a goner
Is someone unironically watching these shows on Cinemaphile? Or are you like a femoid, or something?
What an embarrassing post.
true near death experiences or the death of a close loved one makes most people question what they are doing in their lives. So I can see how playing some sort of deep role feels like BS and not worth the effort right now.
Mayor of Kingstown is alright
there is one blacked scene in season 1 just skip
wrong image
Thoughts on the new season (3)?
I expected him to be stumbling around whispering "where's my penis?" like Machete Phil. But he looks the same to me.
I'm getting tired of Bunny and his gay ass crew. And the aryan gangs being the only ones that ever get killed.
Looks like he is in good form to me. Was worried but Mike is back.
It's the only show I'm watching weekly right now. Hope he really partners with the aryans this time.
Yup, it's appointment viewing. Idk why, nobody I know watches it (not even Cinemaphile).
Based Characters:
>Mike
>SWAT guy
>head prison guard
>old guy & the serial killer (Lem)
Cringe Characters:
>Mike's mom and brother
>Bunny
>The Warden
>Prostitute
>Mike's mom
Hahaha! You know it. I'll never understand the point of her character, such a constant wet rag. And her storyline was rehabilitating criminals with feminist ideology? She gets robbed at gunpoint but won't turn the mugger in because he's black?
Trying to think back to S1, when she was at the prison - the b***h would teach inmates about social strife, discrimination, blacks murdered for being black, etc. And then she is totally bewildered why a prison riot would break out after class every wk.
The show has improved immeasurably since her exit.
I was avoiding spoilers but yeah, I was so fricking thankful.
>Diane Weist
She was the mom from LOST BOYS so I'll always like her. But I suspect the actress asked for her leave. They never gave her anything worth saying/doing. And she was usually separate from everything else going on.
Her character doesn't even fit within the confines of the family. Their Dad was a criminal. The older brother was a criminal. Mike is a criminal. But the Mom is anti-crime/punishment?
Now they just need to get rid of the hooker.
Wdym? She' s a bleeding heart liberal caricature obviously put there by Sheridan to eat the neocon humble pie
I know, but that doesn't mean I want to hear or see her opinions. Same with the hooker, but at least she gets naked.
where’s the fricking brown sauce?
wiener-a-doodle-doo?
I love Hailee Steinfeld tbhfam. I haven't seen any of her shows or movies other than True Grit though.
She looks whiter on screen.
Her star has fallen for sure (both acting & music). But for me, she was the last big "GET" for the MCU. Your webm sums up why, at the time of casting in Hawkeye, she was a spokesperson for Mission Sportswear. So she was in the gym for photoshoots, punching bags, etc. She looked the part 100%.
But Marvel let her and Renner cool off, instead of capitalizing on their popularity.
He’s just being honest what’s the issue?
So he's saying nothing is going to change with his career?
complex characters? I only know him as that bow and arrow dude from the Capeshit 2: Electric Bogaloo saga
he did Bourne Idenity and Mission Impossible
I don't give a frick what raisin face does.
Wiener whereabouts?
lol what a fricking pussy-ass loser
Brendan Fraser was fricking raped and he complains less
That's true, rape is worse than losing your wiener and almost dying.
Dong debriefing?
That's OK. Mayor of Kingstown is boomerslop kino.
You know after a year full of fricking repetitive memes I still don't know if he can walk
He lost his penis, not his legs. Of course he can walk.
He just doesn't have the balls for such a role now
wiener status?
isnt this common? like a post neardeath experience depression kinda thingie? the high of surviving wore off and now youre just mangled in and outside. thats gotta suck ass
>it’s another episode where anon doesn’t know what ennui is
>why the frick would you say something like this as an actor?
probably because everyones been asking him constantly since 20 minutes after his accident
He can play a pancake, simple and flat
Let me guess, he's an atheist.
If God stole your penis, you would be too
Nah. I'm like Job. God all the way. He gave me me penis, he can take it away. I know I own nothing.
I already know God exists, brother. And what he wants me to do.
He's actually Christian and it makes liberals seethe but they don't have enough to cancel him. He also likes the outdoors and hunting and fishing. Guy is alright in my book.
the paramount curse is real
>lou gossett jr's last role was a paramount movie
>donald sutherland's last role was a paramount series
That's a kind of dickless sort of mentality
When is the documentary coming out? The world needs to know exactly what happened on that fateful winter day.
The guy is actually really smart. Idk about his hairstyle choice for his solo album or whatever but he was always cool to me and is a good guy at the end of the day. Funny thread. Did he actually lose his dick?