>It's another Truman sits at alone on his computer on a Friday night
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>It's another Truman sits at alone on his computer on a Friday night
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You're not alone you're with us
Gabba gabba, we accept you, we accept you, one of us
> Truman gets trip starting one of the only good threads on Cinemaphile. But it will shortly be axed by jannies
I'm too sick and tired for anything else.
>It's a Truman shows up drunk at work and makes a fool of himself eipisode, AGAIN
These are getting tiring. At least his boss says he's going to have to fire him if he continues doing it at least.
>Its a Truman wants to socialize but realizes he'll go out alone and feel awkward so he realizes its better to just sit at home
I hope this plot ends by this season
>go to a bar alone
>get druk
>expect something to happen
>get home alone, with wasted time and money
Are you me
>it’s a Truman tries to jerk off, but doesn’t because he feels like he’s being watched episode
>it’s another Truman thinks the girl is into him
Man they really love repeating this plot line don’t they?
>Truman spends his Friday night trying to get dubs
a noble and honest profession
Hell yeah
Truman's gonna make it, bros
>truman is staying at a hotel 30 minutes away from home because his dad is in town and he's afraid of a surprise visit
haha
Why is Truman afraid of seeing his dad?
>it's yet another episode of truman getting emdr therapy to try to deal with crippling childhood trauma
it's good though I was getting tired of the panic attack episodes tbh
I don't know anything about EMDR therapy even after looking it up, but I hope these episodes will stop will stop running on TV on repeat.
What are your thoughts on emdr therapy Truman?
>its a truman nearly shits himself on the bus ride home because he's eaten nothing but hortons chili for the past two days.
>It's a "Truman has a cold and keeps screaming 'fricking Black person' after he sneezes" episode
>it's a truman gets a call from his exgf 11 years later after not speaking
she had a kid, matured a lot. they used to be huge buttholes to each other and everyone else, it was their thing. truman wasn't speaking to the 19 year old girl anymore, instead she was a grown women. the whole episode she sounded concerned for truman because he still acts and talks the same. truman still is confused
>It's a Truman smokes meth and has an edging session for 4days while downloading an ever increasingly more boderline illegal form of porn.
how much meth for a 1 day binge. sounds fun but 4 days is too much. 8-12 hours sounds plenty.
>It's a "Truman lies on the floor and listens to his heart beat" episode
>it's another truman accidentally unplugs the computer cord and just stares at the black screen for several minutes
>its another 12 year old truman jacking off in his mom's underwear episode
>It's another "Truman has convinced himself that God is real and genuinely hates Truman" episode
Didn't even know today was friday
>it's another Truman is the only one not acting but is inexplicably doing a hammy Leave it to Beaver performance
>Truman's been watching an awful lot of Martin this season...
Eddie Haskel is unironically a good role model for today's world
>It's yet another episode where Truman is still awake at 4am bored out of his mind waiting for the sun to come up
God fricking dammit, Truman!
what happens when the show gets cancelled? do (They) put him down?
no, all the actors leave the set when Truman goes to sleep and it becomes a spin-off show. Truman: last man on earth
Actually Truman would be invited to do something because that makes for a better show.
This is how I know I'm not living in a reality TV show. More interesting shit would happen to me.
Anyone that would actually watch my show is either mentally ill or needs something particularly boring to fall asleep to.
>it's another Truman gets invited to a party by his fren in another city, but then it doesn't happen but he travels there anyway on the train because he told his parents he was going and doesn't wants his parents to be sad and think he doesn't have frens cos people who weren't his frens invited him to an event and then cancelled on him years ago to make fun of him which traumatized him and Truman stays in a hotel in the city and doesn't let his frens know he's there and tries to hide and is really anxious in case they see him in the city then goes home the next day and hates lying but sees the happiness in his parents eyes and is happy to make them more proud episode
Things Truman will go to eh!
if I was in this show they would be seeing me jerking, gooning /sleeping 24*7 as I reach towards adulthood
>it's another "Trumans relationship dies and he's left to rot in an overpriced studio apartment after being forced to leave a nice and cheap spacious 2 bedroom flat because his ex couldn't find a new place to live" episode
>he has $20 to his name because he's paid monthly and drank and gambled the rest away over the last 3 weeks to feel something
All our little problems. I wish you all the best. Try to do something, anything. New is good. Following your heart is good. Just like Truman