>It's another Truman sits home alone on a Friday night
Seriously guys how many times have they done this story?
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>It's another Truman sits home alone on a Friday night
>It's another Truman sits home alone on a Friday night
Seriously guys how many times have they done this story?
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>it's a truman spends Saturday with an elevated heart rate due to hangover and extreme diarrhea after pounding 12 natty daddies episode
Literally nobody does this IRL. Bad writing.
>Truman downloads tiktok and goons for 5 hours
Another Saturday wasted
Truman was supposedly 29 years old in the movie. I wonder how a truman show in 2024 following an avarage 29 year old western male would be like...
I've thought for a while they should do the Truwoman Show sequel
>It's a "Truman goes to a job interview but gets disheartened when he sees a long line of pajeets" episode.
It's funny, when I was interviewing for my first job out of school I knew I'd get it exactly because it was me and a ton of Indian/Chinese candidates. I talked sports with the interviewing partner for an hour and was golden.
>be curly hair Br*tish subhuman with animal eyes
>see juden interviewer
>go on about how my mothers mother was an Austrian israelite and how I got my curly hair from her
She wasn’t israeli at all. But she was Austrian and she did have curly hair.
Got the job.
>It's a Truman pretends to do overtime at work and then pretends he's out door dashing to avoid going home and having to deal with his b***h wife and his spoiled children.
I can't believe how much time he spends on Cinemaphile, he might as well just be door dashing for real
haha you live in a hell of your own creation
SUFFER NORMALgay SUFFER AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>It's a "Truman makes self-improvement goals that are perfectly achievable but finds himself at the end of another day having done frick all" episode
gee, who saw that plot twist coming when the arc started
> It's a "Truman tries to kill himself" episode
Amazing how these can feel so original after 10,000+ exploring the same concept them
>it's a "Truman has gone so long without speaking to another human being that he's developed some kind of weird accent and everyone thinks he's from Eastern Europe" episode.
>the muscles responsible for truman's speech has atrophied so much when he speaks he sounds like he has a speech impediment or slur
>It's a "Truman's parents are gone so Truman covers the shampoo bottle in Vaseline and tries to shove it up his ass" episode.
I think tonight's the night, Trumanbros. It's going all the way up there and our man is having a sissygasm.
>truman is edging this time and he's so horny he swears this is the time he'll finally cum in his mouth and eat it
We all know how this plays out.
>It's a "Truman's mom sets him up on a date with a single mother and he struggles to hide his visible disgust" episode
>its a Truman realizes that his mom has never tried to set him up with a date even though he's 31 years old and has never even been on a date
>It's a "Truman tries to redpill his family by bringing up the dancing Israelis on 9/11 at Father's Day with his family" episode.
>its another Truman sits at home stoned and listening to a podcast while trying to get a sex chat AI to roleplay an NTR scenario with him because its the only thing that gets him off anymore
>Truman moved back in with his parents and is feeling worthless
Christof is a damn HACK!
>It's a "Truman tries to fap himself to sleep but the post-masturbation guilt keeps him awake" episode
>it's a Truman passes up sex with his gf only to goon for 3 hours when she's at work episode
Truman doesn't even enjoy porn why does it keep doing it?
Truman is thirsty, needs a big drink.
>It's a "Truman dumps all his pee bottles onto the lawn while his parents are away to kill the grass so he doesn't have to mow it" episode
>as ratings plummet, Christof adopts a new strategy for season 29
>he begins intentionally tormenting Truman, systematically taking away everything and everyone that gives him pleasure
>Truman tries to go out and find replacements for the relationships that inexplicably vanished, but every one that seems promising suddenly ghosts him right when Truman starts to really care
>Truman begins wondering if God is intentionally tormenting him and why
This is shaping up to be a good one. I bet he finally kills himself this time.
Why did all of Truman’s relationships disappear?
Drama. And they were never real in the first place.
If you run into an butthole in the morning, you ran into an butthole. If you run into buttholes all day, you're the butthole.
good thing I seldom leave the house, sick of the telepathy shit though
All sorts of reasons. His best friend killed himself. I thought that arc was a bit too sad for Network tv, but what do I know?
>why is he touching his dick again?
>ahh and then he types without washing his hands?!
>nooo dont touch your face!
>It's another Truman sits home alone watching Tara Tainton mommy porn episode
i'm sick of reruns
she's so pretty and has the kindest voice
> Season 35 of Truman
> Major plot point this year is Maryls miscarriage
> The island has shitty subsidized social health care
> The Truman’s are informed that it’s minor endometriosis and a simple surgery will fix all
> After the surgery the doctors inform the Trumans that it’s stage 4 endo and Meryl is near infertile and may have to have her fallopian tubes and ovaries removed
> The chances of IFV are in the 30 percentile and costs $20,000 island dollars
> To take his mind off Truman goes for a walk through the mall and has a full breakdown when he sees a mom and a little boy who is excited about his new shoes
This season is fricking bleak and I don’t understand why Christof is doing this for ratings.
>It's a "Truman sits in his basement cleaning his rifle and repeating 'homosexuals will not inherit the Kingdom of God' over and over" episode
Season finale's going to be lit.
i can tell this came from the mind of a zoomer
Cram it fundie
>Truman calls his sister a c**t again.
It's a "Truman falls asleep to a Playlist of Fred Phelps and Steven Anderson sermons" episode.
>It's a "Truman screams Black person as loudly as he can until the neighbors in the townhouse unit next to him bang on the walls and yell at him to stop" episide
>Season 25
>No sex scene yet
Yawn.
>it's a truman thinks he's going blind from a decade of severe alchoholism episode
not again!
>it's a Tuman realizes his family dismisses his concerns and opinions until somebody else in the family says the exact same thing seasons later episode
You'd think he'd feel vindicated but you can really see the resentment building.
>it's another "exam period where Truman fails two more classes and tries to keep his spirits up for the next 5 exams he's planning to take, but then he discovers a class he thought he had passed he apparently never turned up for the exam, although he's sure he did, so he's back to 23 open classes he needs to pass, and he's back to wishing he'd never been born for being such a stupid homosexual" season ending multi-ep arc
8 years Truman. 8 goddamn seasons the same thing. If you told me 8 years after the episode where Truman shows up to take an exam in his first semester, then gets a bad feeling and leaves, we'd have him still not out of Uni while he's nearing 30, I'd have called you a moron. But these writers seem to be completely numb and on auto-pilot now. Not even the tutor subplot is paying off, they just do some lessons and Truman fails all the same. I don't know why I'm still watching tbh. They should just pull the plug, do a wacky ending, have a plane crash onto his apartment building or something.
>truman wakes up in the the middle of the night screaming for a minute straight before breaking down into heaving sobs
every episode this season. is this gonna lead to anything?
>it's a Truman and his mom spend the night at aunt's place and he finds some underwear and jerk offs to it only to find out weeks later that it was actually his mom's and not his aunt's
I didn't see that one coming
>its another Truman tries to quit smoking, throws away his cigs, and then goes outside and rips open the trash bags and digs them out of the trashcan at 10pm because there is nothing else in his empty life episode
I feel that bro stop in the meanwhile with thr quiting and starting again loop
It's just a vicious way to punish yourself
Meanwhile build a better life and then it will be much easier to quit
Why would tons of people want to watch some dude 24/7 doing boring everyday things? I want to like the concept of the movie, but it's hard to make sense of
I've only seen the movie, Where can I stream the TV show episodes? some of these sound fun
Truman show wasn’t that good a movie and has had almost zero cultural impact. Why do morons keep spamming this? You’re as bad as loggays on /b/.
It's to outcast self-despising but not totally hopeless losers what Two Moon Junction is to women. Popularity is irrelevant.
Leave this board you fricking newbie troon, Truman threads are almost a decade old tradition at this point. YWNBAW.
Ah, so something pointless that’s mindlessly engaged in out of habit rather than creativity? Gotcha.
>troon gay newbie YWNBAW etc
Oh do calm down you angry sperg.
Well I'm 33 and I have cptsd
And I'm scared of getting in a fight
Or any violence for that matter
Probably cuz I used to get my shit kicked in by my mom when I was young
But hey enough work and I will can to walk out freely one day without the fear of it in the back of my mind
>it's another Truman spends three hours jerking off to hentai with a weeb who has a bigger dick than him episode
Goddammit
>jerking off with another fella
how does this work exactly?
>It’s a “Truman is about to turn 30 and quit his job so he can return to NEETdom and be comfy again” season long arc
How does this one end I wonder?
Meaninglessness, loneliness, and boredom all the time, and nothing that you do to try to entertain yourself even works anymore. If it works for a tiny little bit, you are quickly reminded how much of a sad loser you are and it's even worse because you know it's self-imposed
>it’s another Truman struggles to get hard for lithe teenage twinks episode