>It's bad because... uhhh... Reddlt and normies said so!!! SO THERE!!!!!!!!
Reddit and the general population has turned against capeshit. Now we get to enjoy it, starting with this CapeKINO onwards.
>It's bad because...
>It's bad because... uhhh... Reddlt and normies said so!!! SO THERE!!!!!!!!
Reddit and the general population has turned against capeshit. Now we get to enjoy it, starting with this CapeKINO onwards.
Go to bed Brie
Okay anon, I'll bite. What did you enjoy about the film?
brie sex
>Marvel Studios’ The Marvels
Did no one think this was retarded and they should’ve just named it Captain Marvel 2?
It is very odd that they went 360 on the title when the first one made a billion dollars. Really makes you think
because that's not Captain Marvel 2, but Ms. Marvel 1.5. I mean, the only scene in which Carol looked like the protagonist was a freaking musical
Dear feminism,
You are not entitled to the attention, the effort or the wealth of men.
Go fuck yourselves.
>Dear feminism,
>You are not entitled to the attention, the effort or the wealth of men.
>Go fuck yourselves.
100% correct!!!FACT!!!
Male audiences fed Marvel/Disney to the point where they couldn't make a movie that didn't make money.
How does Marvel/Disney respond? By calling men incels and forcing diversity down their throats. It's almost like they're saying "The customer is not right, we'll tell you what you want to watch"
The customers have spoken
why didnt 4 billion women go and watch it?
Because it looks like ass and no one with a life is interested in doing 50 hours worth of homework to watch a movie.
I did my part when my wife asked to go to a movie and I said no
I swear, 99% of the threads about this movie are started by people who haven't watched it
considering nobody watched it, understandable.
I watched it twice, it's great fun
its on the same level of retarded as the jast jedi.
unwatchable.
Having just streamed it out of curiosity, no. The Marvels is an empty corpse of a project that was clearly given up on halfway through the project. Nothing about it is insulting, and I will have forgotten every part of it by tomorrow. The Last Jedi, meanwhile, is a very competently executed assassination of a franchise due to the director’s smug malice
>director’s smug malice
Luke throwing out the lightsaber was proof of directors seething butthurt, this shit was unwatchable.
this asshole should be banned from holywood.
>director
you mean writer, no?
What was so good about it?
It's funny, exciting and thought provoking
When I see someone describe a movie as "fun", I already know it's shit
It's another one of those movies Cinemaphile obsesses over for some reason. Same with Blue Beetle. 99% of the discussion I've seen about these movies have been on these boards. Normies barely even know they exist.
>nobody watched these movies, total absolute box office bombs
>sometimes people talk about it on a board dedicated to movies
GEE WIZ ANON I AM ALSO WONDERING WHY PEOPLE ON /TV ARE DISCUSSING MOVIES AND SHOWS.
THIS IS TRULY A MYSTERY FOR THE AGES, OUR GRANDIKDS WILL HAVE TO SOLVE THIS PUZZLE.
I'm sorry, Anon. I didn't mean to upset you by calling out your obsession with mediocre capeshit.
Literally me
Everyone who they made it for liked it. They don't want chud money anymore.
Lookin at that box, I'd agree
It's making less money than the flash and morbius anon. Nobody has watched it
Oh so you like the Hulk and Spiderman? Here take Monica Bamboo and Miss Kebab instead.
Where were you, OP?
Im racist so still not watching, sorry
i still havent watched the Last of Us show because i cant look at the mutant fugly face of the main actress.
what the fuck is wrong with modern casting choices.
unironically israelites, they want everything ugly and shit coloured
witcher.
i forgot about witcher.
jesus christ.
no it's bad because of low talent writers
Don't care about this slop, but someday you retards will admit Eternals was good
>Eternals was good
unwatchable.
Name all the Eternals without looking.
The pajeet, the nagger, the asian, the obese, the evil white dude, the sandnagger, the bimbo
It's easy when you see it as a beneton ad
>Homelander
>Apu
>e-boi Brie Larsson
>Wong’s brother
>Barry Allen (Disney remake version)
>a school shooter
>the most forgettable asian ever
>”you got the hands of a healer”
Does this include Mommy Milkers?
No I forgot about her
Robb Stark
Kid collector
That spic with the milkers
Pajeet
Chink
Wong
homosexual
Hapa Goblin
Child woman
Was there more?
You forgot nagger!
Good joke
>Reddlt and normies
wanst straight white males only?
Bob Iger is getting a bit desperate innit
She mid
This year leaves no excuse for the failure of The Marvels
>the public is misogynistic and cannot stand seeing a film made by women, about women and for women
Barbie: $145M budget / $1.4B global box office
>but that was the exception, I'm talking about a fun and unpretentious film for the whole family
Super Mario Bros: $100M budget / $1.3B global box office
>ok, but what am I really talking about superhero movies, the public is tired of Marvel
Guardians of Galaxy Vol. 3: $250M budget, $845M global box office
>Guardians are already classic characters, Marvels has relatively new characters and a cast with diversity of gender, sexuality and race
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse: $100M budget, $690M global box office
>Cinemaphile being contrarian as usual.
Weren’t you guys geared up to hate this movie?
>one retard makes an intentionally retarded thread
>WOW UH, DOES Cinemaphile REALLY?
>AREN'T YOU AND NOT ME ONE THING?
get the fuck off of this website
Who the fuck were you expecting bullshit that to work on?
look like Disney paid their shills today
hello sars
OH LAWD THEM BRACELUHTS! MY GRANNY AIN'T SEND ME SHIT IN THE MAIL
I TAKES THAT MOTHERFUCKING BRACELUHT...FUCK YOU GRANNY YOU HOE!!!
Is this real? They really filled her tooth gap with metal?
oh it's real
Brave casting choice. Let's see how it plays ou...ACK
Loki is fucking that?
It used to be worse tho, at least she got on the keto
I watched it because I'm in love with Hailee Steinfeld and watch everything she is in no matter how terrible. It was awful. If not for She Hulk, Secret Invasion, and Falcon Winter Soldier, I'd call it the worst MCU Project. The girl who played Ms. Marvel was cute and charming but that was it. Hailee wasn't even in it that much so it was a huge waste of time.
When reddit says feminist shlock is bad you know the movie appealed to no one, they usually worship disney.
Stfu retard. We already enjoyed capekino, youre late like you always are
should say "Destruction" not "Production"
>you should go see The Marvels
>did you see it?
>... >:(
I don't watch movies with black or female leads.
>>It's bad because... uhhh... Reddlt
Reddit has been defending the movie as
>FUN
>QUIRKY
>BREEZY
>SILLY
>GIRL POWER
>MUSLIM
You know what really grinds my gears? Not that they have strong female characters, it's that they have to make the strong male characters blundering buffoons beside the female characters.
Look at Thor, he started out as a literal God in a redemption arch. Now he's a fucking joke. Dr. Strange got cucked to high hell by Wanda, IN HIS OWN FUCKING MOVIE.
Ant-Man is a secondary character as his daughter is now the main focus going into the Young Avengers movie, WHICH NOBODY FUCKING ASKED FOR
Sam L jackson is a joke in the marvels but he deserves it tbh
Only Kamala muslim brother is treated with respect because ofc he is
What is that abomination at the bottom?