It's based. I love it so much. Connor McGregor is a riot. Frick Bezos for cucking out on a theatrical release.
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It's based. I love it so much. Connor McGregor is a riot. Frick Bezos for cucking out on a theatrical release.
>mcregor styles his beard into a jaw
lol
>israelite gylenhall pretending hes macho as he mumbles through another forgettable shitty flick with the same intonation and emotion as donnie darko
Swayze mogs the frick out of him.
I bought that dvd at a garage sale when I was 13 just so I could jerk off to that actress’s weird concave chest and boobies. Didn’t actually watch the movie until I was 17 and didn’t really like it until I was 20 when me and my roommates would watch it every weekend while drinking.
That's an insult to Donnie Darko
I don't care how shredded he is. I can't buy him as a tough guy with that voice.
i like how it turned into a revenge movie more than the original. same reason i enjoyed get out.
>rapist is worshipped by Cinemaphile
really?
it made me want to start lifting again but i know the feelings going to go away again as soon as i step into the gym
you can do it anon you remember how good it feels to silence those demons and look good
Watch Joey Swoll videos. Just imagine he is hyping you up. It works, trust me.
are you the guy in /feels/ thread? you just gotta open Maps and look at nearby gyms, compare prices and features, then just go. starting is the hardest part
jake is roided up anyway. to look like him or connor you'd need at least like 8 years in the gym natty. you can still look good with just 2 years, 1 if you go absolutely crazy and you arent too fat already.
i swear I saw the guy on the right in my pajeet kinos
movie was shit
why does a professional fighter knows how to handle guns so well and to even make remote explosives, he behaved like he was jason bourne.
every character was a minority.
>fat bartender
>black bar owner, her black uncle built an empire when racism was le bad
>ripped black bouncer
>blacks singing even when everyone is fighting
>fat black women singing
>mutt underage girl that can fight and is super good and intelligent and mature
>mexican doctor
>mexican chief of police
>irish people
Also so much qupping. felt like an MCU film. garbage
>where are their so many nogs in florida
and no one frickin a gator?
>>mutt underage girl that can fight
This was never shown. have a nice day before I doxx you and do it myself.
Please don't doxx him mr neckbeard.
>I wanted to see those long takes of Conor's ass on the BIG SCREEN
The movie captures how truly moronic Floridians are LMAO
the first half was enjoyable. the third quarter was okay. the last quarter was dog shit.
>cutting out the part where he crashes into a coconut tree, the coconuts fall down, and when he gets out he tosses a coconut from the car
Well this looks pretty fricking awesome. I love the original but that walk/stature cannot be replicated elsewhere and needs to be seen.
Connor McGregor is a real hit with the manlets
Lankets can't comprehend how a short guy outperforms them in every aspect of life. What? Your Cinemaphile lanket memes lied to you? No way. Maybe you get an ugly girl to smash if you try hard enough. Conor is king and you are a peasant.
A lanklet just died in Nashville because he couldn't handle a single troony Light.
What?
Riley Strain. Got extremely drunk and wandered into a river and drowned. He was 6'7" tall. One Dylan Mulvaney Light did him in.
>manlet cope
FTFY
Lankie mad. Post spaghetti arm
Wooow very long you could reach n grab an ass on the other side of the street
Wait until you see my wiener
That's tiny. Lankets are notorious penislets.
>t. Gaybar expert
Is 6.25" with a 5.5" girth tiny? I think most chicks would find a wiener that size painful. I'm literally in the 98th or 99th percentile for wiener size.
Girth is good but length is just meh. Avg. Big blanket body makes it look smaller tho.
I would eat that sexy ass like groceries.
i shit on conor shitgregor
I thought McGregor was undefeated? Did they also CGI his tats to say Knox Knox Knox in the movie? Or did they name his character after his tats? Who is Knox?
I am Knox and I will Knox you out
Majority of the movie was CGI, including the fight scenes.
some of the music in this is great and when i tried to download them i found out they're not online anywhere. what the frick doug liman?
The Sublime cover was fire. I sang along.
I could heem everyone ITT. Don't test me
its only good with a cold beer in hand and some buddies to watch it with. me and my friends treated it like it was just another ufc fight we always watch and had a good time. in any other context its probably shit
sounds a bit homosexual erotic
there was nothing exotic about it
Yeah we know. It was simply homo
Sounds like you need some BBC in your gay friend nights
I'll have to go to the video store and rent a DVD of it. I'm not signing up for Amazon Prime no matter fricking what. They've been dangling it as an offer for YEARS. Once I had to click to NOT join Amazon Prime, the fricking box was checked. I'm lucky to have a thriving video store in my hipster coastal town. Someone will probably play it on one of those cytube sites eventually also.
I can't believe more people haven't made fun of Post Malone's flabby ass having a fight scene where we're supposed to be a badass prize fighter
no one would believe that gay on the left could beat someone that looks like the guy on the right
I guess becoming King of Ireland didn't work out for McGregor?
I can't take Jake as a badass seriously
Honestly he got totally shredded for the role and he might have been able to pull it off even though his voice is omega beta. The problem is the script is just total shit and had him being talked at by brown women for over an hour while he just stands there smiling and staring into space like some moron and having stupid dreams.
Compare that to Swayze in the original Road House. Just in control right from the start.
I liked the part where they abandon his love interest arc. It really cemented the movie together.
this movie made me realize daniella melchior has a face that will look like shit the day she turns 35.
Doug Liman is a severely underated director.
McGregor acted like he was on cocaine the entire movie and they just weren't showing him inhaling the coke. He was playing a cartoon villain in a shitty ass movie and ran with it. Him and Gyllenhaal carried this turd as best as they could, it's everything around them that missed the point and made it a soul crushingly dull piece of shit.
>acted like
Can someone tell me how the lady that owns the roadhouse can even pay 20k/mo to the guy? there's no way She's raking in that much.
McGregor can't act for shit. he somehow managed to beat jim carrey in the overacting department
>shill or bot I wonder