It's been 3 days since I've last had sex

It's been 3 days since I've last had sex

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I feel this guy, but maintaining relationship are even more of a bother and paying for hookers to get off is just a waste of money when I could just fap.

    But I'm back to square one and I can't stop fapping. How do I stop fapping?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cut your hands off

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You never fapped by rubbing your wiener against the bathroom counter and seeing if you could ejaculate into the sink?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You can still fap by rubbing your crotch on soft surfaces, including a bed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't off the hookers and take his money back
      ngmi

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    7 years here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      10 years get rekt.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      10 years get rekt.

      I went 7 before, now I'm on a new 2 year streak. Women are fricked in the head anyways

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The shame of it!

    Imagine if your sister turned up and caught you fapping!

    Imagine if a work colleague could detect your sex-starved odors and invited your out on a date with benefits?

    Imagine if you had the cash to indulge in your sexual fantasies?

    What a poor deprived chad you would be!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sex isn't everything. Sure you get a boost of confidence, but it's not going to cure what's already fricked up inside you.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Been 2 years for me

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    23 years

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've never had sex. I'm going insane

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've never had shrimp but I don't want to kill myself because of it.
      Why are you going insane over something you've never tasted?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lvl 38 wizard
    but not going to lie, family, that one guy whose been 28 for like 40 years already is pretty cool

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >that one guy whose been 28 for like 40 years already is pretty cool
      what the frick are you saying? is this a reference to something?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        oh my word, pardon me, there I go again
        *ahem* there's usually a spirited lad in these threads who posts how he's 28 and never kissed a girl, the joke is that he does it quite frequently!
        num num num, taste good, homosexual?
        all better?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was only jealous of him because he had a cute sister who desperately wanted his affection.
    But the moron kept wanting to stick his dick in everything that had a hole

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 23. Never been with a woman. Never kissed one either. Haven't interacted with a woman who wasn't my mom or some pajeet 30 year old coworker in over two years. Honestly it doesn't bother me that much anymore. Because of COVID I'm not around people so I no longer feel judged or whatever. I'm getting more comfortable with my career so I don't feel so pressured to act like a normalgay. What I'm worried about is affording a house by myself - I'm not going to live with roommates like some piece of shit normalgay - or dying like a dog from a heart attack or stroke without anyone around to call an ambulance.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Haven't had sex in ten years. Kissing is what I miss the most. I can't even describe the feeling. Sometimes I watch videos of girls doing makeup tutorials and imagine kissing them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I've developed a fascination with that as well. I always enjoy the kissing/foreplay the most.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kek I made a post like yours here when I was 23, and I'm 35 now and still a kissless virgin.
      I suggest you start taking action cause you're still extremely young, and I'm not gonna make it to 40 without killing myself.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I feel very little desire to go out and chase women. To be honest I don't like them. Not in an "red pilled" kind of way. I just resent the power they have over me. I'm not angry. Just ashamed.
        >I'm not gonna make it to 40 without killing myself.
        Is it really that bad? I felt terrible when I was in university. Now like I said I don't think about it most of the time and when I do I feel ashamed, but not terribly so.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          when you are of the 80% of men that women don't look at/are repulsed by, you have no incentive to self-actualize. the ball is completely in their court, and they make the rules. 80% of women go after the top twenty of men. it's humiliating unless you are among the top twenty, and even then, those twenty get the one percent's leftovers

          there is no winning

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't buy into or care much about redpill concepts like 20/80 or whatever, but I do feel that at this age any woman I might find is "impure". Can't help but imagine a bunch of dudes boasting about having her.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I thought you were gonna say something smart at first but you've just been mindbroken by the internet like the rest of these morons

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    turning 30 next thursday. never had sex

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Oh no that's horrible. Get the frick out of here

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I try so hard. But in the end. It doesn't even matter.

    I'm moronic and have no charisma so when I talk to women I stutter and turn red like I'm 12. I'm 32

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will literally never be able to have sex with a cute girl and it kills me inside.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >how the frick do you do it?!
    >get 0 to no female attention in school
    >get 0 to no female attention in adulthood
    >it never happens
    I'm literally over here just shrugging, dude, stopped caring big long ago.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    34 years

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Y'all need to get out more, participate in shit, maybe lower your standards slightly.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      had to reply to this bait

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ain't bait, just speaking from experience. That being said, I do understand the frustration men have here. b***hes love to ghost me if Im not constantly making their panties wet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not everyone lives in big cities where there's more to do than go to parties and get drunk with clowny prostitutes while listening to braindead latin music

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Prove it. Show penis for verification.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've never had sex

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My gf and I are long distance and we haven't had sex since we last saw each other July 10

    We're moving to Colombia together in two weeks finally after being long distance for over a year

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Last 2 digits of my post is the number of men she fricked while you were long distance.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        92?
        in a row?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ITS BEEN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How does it feel to know that I have sex with more women in a week than anyone of you pin dick virgin sissy boys have ever had in your entire lives?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing. Sex is meaningless.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    crying Magneto/David looks like Jason Segel

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