it's easy to write a story, it's impossible to end one

it's easy to write a story, it's impossible to end one

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nips can't end a story to save their lives

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The night was..

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i am a story generator bot. give me a prompt.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        a story generator bought becomes self-aware and incredibly self-conscious about it's ability to write so it takes a sabbatical in paris to "find itself"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the bot is played by colin firth. his name is MS-Darcy.

          He encounters a young ingenue played by a de-aged dame judi dench.

          he enchants her with his stories of days gone by, of days that never were.

          he weaves a story so elaborate that spacetime itself begins to bend around them, like inception.

          wandering around the m.c. escher dreamscape, they encounter many literary figures and artists, inclduing vincent van gogh.

          The bot tells a story where the great artist's ear is returned. dame judi dench asks him to paint her, he says, "huh?" pretending not to hear her then he laughs.

          then he paints her and that's how the mona lisa was made.

          the movie is called "how the mona lisa was made."

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            BRAVO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the kind of damp that left a sticky film on everything. I....

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >duh ending
    is the plebbest fricking phrase that only fricking plebs utter
    shut the frick up idiot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If the ending is bad, the whole thing was pointless

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not true. Look at Paul Thomas Anderson's career. Every ending sucked balls but I still watch his movies because they are beautiful and usually change radically one from another.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I tend to have more trouble starting a story than ending it.

          PTA has fine endings, it’s just that he tends to drag in the middle.

          >Just realized I’ve never seen a horror movie with a good third act

          It’s amazing how many of the better horror movies STILL fall apart in the third act.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Boogie nights and there will be blood both have great endings

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it's impossible to end one
    *all the characters kill themselves*
    shakespeare did it like a dozen times, it's just that easy

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not it isn't you literally say "the end" fricking bullshit post OP, FRICK YOU

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Deus ex machina (/ˌdeJəs ɛks ˈmækJnə, - ˈmɑːk-/ DAY-əs ex-MA(H)K-in-ə,[1] Latin: [ˈdɛ.ʊs ɛks ˈmaːkʰJnaː]; plural: dei ex machina; English "god out of the machine")[2][3] is a plot device whereby a seemingly unsolvable problem in a story is suddenly and abruptly resolved by an unexpected and unlikely occurrence.[4][5] Its function is generally to resolve an otherwise irresolvable plot situation, to surprise the audience, to bring the tale to a happy ending, or act as a comedic device.[6]

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sopranos ending was legitimately great. I can’t stand shows or movies that are afraid to kill (or at least allude to the death) their main characters

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      True. Best ending of all time

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anon's wet eyes tried to look through the smoke in the fluorescent light, hoping to crack open a dormant thought lost in the day, but nothing came to him but transience from the past: The scents of dead grass, stale laundry, the scent of ash coming from inside the black void of a soda can, with a child's eyes, no larger than marbles, hovering above. Yelling. Doors opening loudly. Moving past the fluorescence and smoke, he disappeared into a dark apartment. The pale computer glow, the videos of far-away things bouncing off his empty mind. Pale women, transient frames of miscellaneous anime, television, intermittent memories of fuzzy and emerald-sheen commercials from his childhood. The popcorn ceiling grips his mind for another empty moment, his toes curl into the carpet texture. Another day like a pebble dropped and echoing through the drain. Alone.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      too many commas. people. like. short. sentences.
      also if it wasn't obvious that you're hamming it up, you're hamming it up.
      now get out of my sight.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Just realized I’ve never seen a horror movie with a good third act

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Poltergeist

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Saw

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        saw what?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Scanners.gif

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the VVitch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Exorcism of Emily Rose - best horror film of all time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Thing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      your mom's sex tape

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >just realised ive never seen any movie with a 4th act

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it was all a dream

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I found a ball
    I picked it up
    I took it home
    The End

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sequel?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I see the ball at home
      I picked it up
      I took it outside
      The End

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think I heard somewhere you should write the ending first and then build everything around it, makes sense

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much this. When I do my creative writing, I think of the ending of where I want my story and characters to end up. What is the moral of the story that I want to convey. Adding character and story arcs to achieve that end is where most of the thought should be put towards. Makes it easy to make it as short or as long as you want the story to be.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what the even makes a good ending? happy ending? villain redemption? vilain dies? tragic ending?
    what if the villain dies, but the hero becomes a jaded misfit piece of shit and the future goes to prove the villain was right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Something, anything that makes me feel like I didn't waste a couple hours of my time.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it's impossible to end one

    wrong

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Start from the end.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just started writing my first novel. Does anyone know how you go about getting your work published?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you have to be israeli, sorry, it's this whole thing

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