Either way Cinemaphile wins.
Cinemaphile always wins.
if something is cringe, Cinemaphile mines it for memes.
the only way Cinemaphile loses is if something were to hit a huge box office and also show full audit from objective, neutral third party accounting firm. has never happened before.
Obviously yeah, all reviews are saying it's a hamfisted feminist movie aping off an IP. homosexuals repeating the gosling meme are pure NPCs, if it's not just shills.
Gosling is good at deadpan comedy. Director + writing seems tryhard unfunny
I'm desperately hoping that it's more than a tranny Barbie isekai musical, or that there's at least a funny new Gosling meme to come from it
I'm not going to see it because it has a tranny.
>it has a tranny.
God damn that voice is fucking terrible
>IF YOU HATE BARBIE, THIS MOVIE IS FOR YOU
I had to rewind to check that it actually said that.
what the fuck do they mean by this??
Barbie will be Neon Genesis Evangelion for people whose Donnie Darko is The Lobster
It means this movie is made by and for feminist dingbats who think Barbie dolls are le sexist.
>obese woman and a literal dude in drag judging margot robbie for having flat feel like it's the most unattractive thing ever
did they intentionally make this funny or am I going to be the only one laughing in the theater?
woman and a literal dude in drag judging margot robbie for having flat feel like it's the most unattractive thing ever
She doesn't have the highest arches in the world, but no way does she have flat feet. Why are they making this a thing?
i've only see the tranny barbie in the memes.
i did not expect that voice. horrifying
the negative weight of Margot "Albatross" Robbie + Greta "One Note" Gerwig is too much to counter.
not even the shining leaf positivity of based baby goose can save it
> David Heyman
>Feminist barbie isekai
>Produced by Margot Robbie
2 blonde haired, blue eyes leads? Yep, it’s going to be anti-white.
If you genuinely think it's not going to be a burning pile of shit, you're braindead at this point. Everything about it screams slop with trannies on top. Imagine a very shitty movie, except it's even shittier now. That's Barbie.
It will be shit. Mainly because I'll be watching it like pic related waiting for the inevitable woke/anti-White scenes.
Paying for this goyslop in a theater? Pirate it at least.
I overheard a couple of guys at work mention it and these aren't the kinda guys who like movies much, especially not girly type movies like this, but they seemed interested in watching it. I think it'll do pretty well all in all.
It should be highly memetic regardless
It's going to be kino
that is NOT a Barbie body
i'm afraid this is going to be woke af
also: every movie with Robbie is a bomb + Greta Gerwig is annoying and unbearable
>every movie with Robbie is a bomb
but I'll still jerk it to margot and the chinese cam rips
explain to me how they are not going to use Aqua's Barbie Girl for this movie?
Shame, it's the only thing I would look forward to in a movie like this. I really love that song, song of my childhood
Barbie theme song is literally a lesbian anthem, Closer To Fine, by lesbian duo Indigo Girls.
Thy're not going to use a bright fun pop song when they can use agenda music.
>that "i'm about to ruin your day at work because it's the only human contact i know how to get" face
if it was subtley anti-woke i think it could be good but its going to be the typical "UHHUH CHILE IM AN EMPOWDERED WOMYN AN I DON NEED NO MAN" thing
Femenism has already won in the Barbie world though.
This is so obviously where it is going but /misc/tards are too stupid to see it. The movie is going to really be about Ken figuring out he matters too and probably Barbie making some huge sacrifice at the end to stay in the real world. Also most of the movie is going to happen in the real world, which hasn't even been shown in the trailers besides the board room of Mattel and the Venice beach scene.
no its going to be kino
MOVIE OF THE YEAR
>it's going to be shit
I can hear the sound of frosties hittin' me ti-it!
Every one of you are fucking wrong.
It's gonna be mediocre movie. Worst of both worlds. Not woke as fuck for hype, not art house enough to be remembered.
I just want it to beat Oppenheimer
i want an ending where one of them ends up in the real world and ken becomes depressed and miserable
I want an ending where a giant Candy Cotton from Extreme Penetrations turns up like the stay puft marshmallow man and they shove Margot up her chuff feet first to placate her.
I feel like they are going to do a Lego movie type ending with Will Ferrell as the executive behind the toy company.
It’s a ducking Barbie movie, anyone who ever thought even remotely that this might not be shit is clinically certifiably retarded.
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