I don't see how any of that will make money. Obi Wan was there best shot, and instead of making it good with solid writing and good effects, it's basically TNG sets with power rangers writing.
People will grow tired of this Stars Wars and MCU shit from Disney eventually. They're putting out big budget live action TV shows faster than kids cartoons in the 90s. Once they start putting their platform prices up we'll see if people stick with it.
You stupid gays have been saying this for 10 fricking years >S-s-surely p-people will g-get t-t-t-tired of this s-shit eventually, r-right bros?!?!?
Meanwhile they've made frickin bank with 90% of the shit they put out. Meanwhile, EVERY new release ALL the god damn fricking homosexuals on this website flock to MULTIPLE HUGE THREADS about every show, every movie, every frickin movie video, and talk about how it's so garbage and woke and pathetic, but of course they're back for the next episode the next week without fricking fail talking about the same fricking shit.
Maybe 10% of those Anons actually pirate, the rest just slam memes about U POORgay LOl when called on paying for Disney+
You are all fricking pathetic little triple Black folk.
It's unreal how badly they have damaged the star wars brand. Like, none of these shows will do anything to help people like star wars in the future (kids who see this will be unimpressed and go back to playing Fortnite, and real star wars fans will get pissed and give up). By 2030, Star Wars will have no cultural power for anyone under the age of 30, and the revenue disney makes will be from only the most moronic man children who are entertained by power rangers level writing, sets, and special effects.
As a kid/teenager I constantly wished there were more Star Wars movies and maybe even some shows. What a monkey's paw that turned out to be. Hopefully one day we'll go back to it just getting books and video games.
sale figures on star wars merch is already the proof in the pudding that the brand is sunk, if you cant get young easily impressed kids then its basically over. the only thing propping it up are man children with stupid amounts of disposable income
yeah it's amazing how they failed to understand the concept that kids and adults loved SW toys cause you could get a figure of whatever alien you though was cool, even if it was only on screen for a second so Disney, geniuses that they are, focused on toys of the human characters when no kid wants a figure of his b***h sister, his divorced mom who's dyed her hair pink to make her feel younger and the black guy mom is fricking trying to forget dad left her for a hotter woman
Part of the problem is that Disney thinks they can make star wars appeal to new America (85-92 IQ minorities and low class, single parent raised whites), but fail to realize that Star Wars is a product for white middle class sub-urban/semi-rural people with a 100-115 IQ range (basically mid wits, but above average).
The thing that always killed me was an Andor series. He's barely memorable and wholly unlikable. Who asked for this? Of the entire cast in Rogue One he is literally the least interesting.
best part about it is that the brakes have failed and this train is out of control and going to crash so spectacularly whether diznee like it or not lol
Why don't they realize that people will just get bored with Star Wars? It's not Marvel, where you have all kinds of ready-made stories and plots. You just make stuff up in the Star Wars universe without making any sense. By the time the new trilogy comes out, people won't give a shit about Star Wars.
Its a scam, they're prepping for the 2023 recession. >greenlight a bunch of projects nobody wants and that have no chance of succeeding >cook the books on the budget costs for each >US economy tanks >Disney cancels all these projects, fat cats take off on their golden parachutes while the stock collapses
Streamlined KOTOR
Copy Heir to the Empire
Steal the concept of that Darth Vader comic where he's a depressed bloodknight killing the last of the Jedi. This one would need the inquisitors and lightsaber crystal shit cut out of it though.
Really just copy anything more established because TV writers are so hopelessly uncreative with this franchise.
the prereq is you actually do fricking world building not just zoom zoom all over the place with quippy gay shit fanservice as the meat and potatos of the show. kotor or darth bane tv show would be kino, frick id even watch some boring ass show about swoop racers or a bartender in a scummy bar on a city planet if it had proper world building, lore expansion and good acting and character development. disney doesnt fricking get it, its been 7 years of nostalgia baiting with nepotism or diversity hires and its tanked the brand
Literally who in their right mind would ever give a frick about any of those series, except maybe for Kenobi which flopped as well? And what in the everloving frick is Rangers of the New Republic?! Just get rid of Kennedy already and bring George back, holy shit.
If they boo the mics will not broadcast it, and there is probably a group of paid employees who will cheer and holler whenever a blinking light goes on.
What is it with all these Disney+ shows where they all look so soulless? Something about this way their logos and shit are just flashed around like empty vessels for artificial hype. Even Netflix shit doesn't look as soulless as all this.
Is that Rogue Squadron at least a ripoff of the amazing books, or will they full moron it and just make it a show about showcasing how they can use deepfakes to make wedge look young
Starwars would be so much fricking better if they took it to a darker tone like marvel did with Logan, watching shit like mandalorian and obi wan feels so insanely cringe and child like to watch in what would otherwise be an incredibly cool darker setting
The weird part was I saw the original trilogy before Ep.1 as a kid and was pissed when I found we weren't starting with adult Anakin off the bat. I cannot imagine what children these showrunners think they're appealing to by attaching a 10 year old to the series. The dicky audience, somehow, wins again.
> Only one episode of Visions S1 was good > Mandalorian S1 was great but it has overstayed its welcome > Rangers of the New Republic and Ahsoka are Favreau/Filoni projects so take that how you will > Who cares about droids > Rogue One was based but making a whole show about Andor might not be great > Ewan McGregor is based so of course Kenobi is good > Bad Batch is Disney-fied Clone Wars > Modern Indiana Jones pfffff hahahahaha
With all these Star Wars spinoffs, we don't need an 8-episode limited series on every fricking character that had dialogue from the original series. There's so much to do with the IP, stop limiting yourself to a set of 40 characters, get creative.
the only kino ending to this tale is that it gets so bad, Disney sells Star Wars back to Lucas for pennies on the dollar of what they paid for it
then Lucas declares their shit noncanon and goes about his day
it's already bad
It will be worse
it will be a joy to watch disney go down sometime this decade
I don't see how any of that will make money. Obi Wan was there best shot, and instead of making it good with solid writing and good effects, it's basically TNG sets with power rangers writing.
STAR WARS IS DEAD TO ME.
People will grow tired of this Stars Wars and MCU shit from Disney eventually. They're putting out big budget live action TV shows faster than kids cartoons in the 90s. Once they start putting their platform prices up we'll see if people stick with it.
You stupid gays have been saying this for 10 fricking years
>S-s-surely p-people will g-get t-t-t-tired of this s-shit eventually, r-right bros?!?!?
Meanwhile they've made frickin bank with 90% of the shit they put out. Meanwhile, EVERY new release ALL the god damn fricking homosexuals on this website flock to MULTIPLE HUGE THREADS about every show, every movie, every frickin movie video, and talk about how it's so garbage and woke and pathetic, but of course they're back for the next episode the next week without fricking fail talking about the same fricking shit.
Maybe 10% of those Anons actually pirate, the rest just slam memes about U POORgay LOl when called on paying for Disney+
You are all fricking pathetic little triple Black folk.
>get
stop posting about disney please
i beg you
door stuck
I'm excited about willow
Tell me where is Grogu for I much desire to speak with him
Let me guess all these flop until they somehow tie it in with the Skywalker story?
"ALL OF IT"
It's unreal how badly they have damaged the star wars brand. Like, none of these shows will do anything to help people like star wars in the future (kids who see this will be unimpressed and go back to playing Fortnite, and real star wars fans will get pissed and give up). By 2030, Star Wars will have no cultural power for anyone under the age of 30, and the revenue disney makes will be from only the most moronic man children who are entertained by power rangers level writing, sets, and special effects.
Redpilled
As a kid/teenager I constantly wished there were more Star Wars movies and maybe even some shows. What a monkey's paw that turned out to be. Hopefully one day we'll go back to it just getting books and video games.
>power rangers level writing
Don't diss power rangers
this is already the reality you just don't believe you fit into the aforementioned tasteless man-children group
sale figures on star wars merch is already the proof in the pudding that the brand is sunk, if you cant get young easily impressed kids then its basically over. the only thing propping it up are man children with stupid amounts of disposable income
yeah it's amazing how they failed to understand the concept that kids and adults loved SW toys cause you could get a figure of whatever alien you though was cool, even if it was only on screen for a second so Disney, geniuses that they are, focused on toys of the human characters when no kid wants a figure of his b***h sister, his divorced mom who's dyed her hair pink to make her feel younger and the black guy mom is fricking trying to forget dad left her for a hotter woman
Part of the problem is that Disney thinks they can make star wars appeal to new America (85-92 IQ minorities and low class, single parent raised whites), but fail to realize that Star Wars is a product for white middle class sub-urban/semi-rural people with a 100-115 IQ range (basically mid wits, but above average).
Star Wars: Triumph of the Whill
they're not supposed to be good though
>children of blood and bone
How the frick is a star wars show gonna be based in Manhattan?
Star Wars
MAZ'S TREASURE HUNTS
>forgettable dull durect to streaming trash
The absolute state of this franchise
>durect
Opinion discarded
The thing that always killed me was an Andor series. He's barely memorable and wholly unlikable. Who asked for this? Of the entire cast in Rogue One he is literally the least interesting.
The only redeeming part of rogue one was watching imperials btfo rebels, krennic and Vader. Andor might be kino political intrigue in the end.
>Andor might be kino political intrigue in the end.
lmao
All they did was spend a few years coming up with as much shite they can to profit from the sequel trilogy disaster.
best part about it is that the brakes have failed and this train is out of control and going to crash so spectacularly whether diznee like it or not lol
I'm only interested in the Acolyte, and Kenobi.
Maybe Mandalorian s3 is there's more Luke.
Two of those things are already canceled
Why don't they realize that people will just get bored with Star Wars? It's not Marvel, where you have all kinds of ready-made stories and plots. You just make stuff up in the Star Wars universe without making any sense. By the time the new trilogy comes out, people won't give a shit about Star Wars.
Its a scam, they're prepping for the 2023 recession.
>greenlight a bunch of projects nobody wants and that have no chance of succeeding
>cook the books on the budget costs for each
>US economy tanks
>Disney cancels all these projects, fat cats take off on their golden parachutes while the stock collapses
Genuinely why are they doing this? It's a complete over-saturation. No one even wants to watch half this shit.
>faster
>with more intensity
Pitch a good Star Wars TV show
Streamlined KOTOR
Copy Heir to the Empire
Steal the concept of that Darth Vader comic where he's a depressed bloodknight killing the last of the Jedi. This one would need the inquisitors and lightsaber crystal shit cut out of it though.
Really just copy anything more established because TV writers are so hopelessly uncreative with this franchise.
The entire universe blows up and all that's left is the female characters of all the shows and random dudes. They frick. Then the franchise ends
the prereq is you actually do fricking world building not just zoom zoom all over the place with quippy gay shit fanservice as the meat and potatos of the show. kotor or darth bane tv show would be kino, frick id even watch some boring ass show about swoop racers or a bartender in a scummy bar on a city planet if it had proper world building, lore expansion and good acting and character development. disney doesnt fricking get it, its been 7 years of nostalgia baiting with nepotism or diversity hires and its tanked the brand
Star Wars Underworld had a cool premise. It was supposed to explore the lower levels of Coruscant.
Literally who in their right mind would ever give a frick about any of those series, except maybe for Kenobi which flopped as well? And what in the everloving frick is Rangers of the New Republic?! Just get rid of Kennedy already and bring George back, holy shit.
Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru sell deathsticks to be able to afford the down payment for the moisture farm. 5 season arc.
Republic Commando, except it goes into the invasion of Kashyyk and we save Sev.
Limited series about Ben Solo's fall to the Dark Side, starring Mark Hamill and Adam Driver
I thought they axed Rangers after Cara Dune was murdered by angry space israelites.
She's got a lot of balls coming out on a stage in front of Star Wars fans.
Has she ever been booed?
If they boo the mics will not broadcast it, and there is probably a group of paid employees who will cheer and holler whenever a blinking light goes on.
What is it with all these Disney+ shows where they all look so soulless? Something about this way their logos and shit are just flashed around like empty vessels for artificial hype. Even Netflix shit doesn't look as soulless as all this.
Is that Rogue Squadron at least a ripoff of the amazing books, or will they full moron it and just make it a show about showcasing how they can use deepfakes to make wedge look young
Do you even have to ask? It's post ROTJ Rogue Squadron. You know it's going to be a shit show regardless of how well Jenkins directs.
Oh shit, they’re making a new Willow?
WHERE IS THE HIGH REPUBLIC TV SHOW? GAARRRGGH *throws tendies*
i have no idea why you guys would want to watch any of this shit, but good luck anyways
we are all stockholm syndromed to death held captive by our childhood memories of inspirational media from a time when thinks werent so shit
Starwars would be so much fricking better if they took it to a darker tone like marvel did with Logan, watching shit like mandalorian and obi wan feels so insanely cringe and child like to watch in what would otherwise be an incredibly cool darker setting
The weird part was I saw the original trilogy before Ep.1 as a kid and was pissed when I found we weren't starting with adult Anakin off the bat. I cannot imagine what children these showrunners think they're appealing to by attaching a 10 year old to the series. The dicky audience, somehow, wins again.
> Only one episode of Visions S1 was good
> Mandalorian S1 was great but it has overstayed its welcome
> Rangers of the New Republic and Ahsoka are Favreau/Filoni projects so take that how you will
> Who cares about droids
> Rogue One was based but making a whole show about Andor might not be great
> Ewan McGregor is based so of course Kenobi is good
> Bad Batch is Disney-fied Clone Wars
> Modern Indiana Jones pfffff hahahahaha
With all these Star Wars spinoffs, we don't need an 8-episode limited series on every fricking character that had dialogue from the original series. There's so much to do with the IP, stop limiting yourself to a set of 40 characters, get creative.
> Ewan McGregor is based so of course Kenobi is good
moron
You say that like it isn't ALREADY bad... like it hasn't been bad for YEARS
I want to nail Kathleen in the ass
MORE LIKE A NEDROID STORY LMAO
It can always get worse
the only kino ending to this tale is that it gets so bad, Disney sells Star Wars back to Lucas for pennies on the dollar of what they paid for it
then Lucas declares their shit noncanon and goes about his day
Indiana Jones is my favorite star wars character