It's gonna be worse than De niro in the Irishman

It's gonna be worse than De niro in the Irishman

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    he probably can't even walk without looking like an old ass man anymore. how will this work?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He looks frail as hell in interviews now like he's going to break a hip in the shower. It's gonna be geriatric kino

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Every scene where you saw Deniro's full body movement it was clear that he is an 80 year old man and it was immersion breaking every time.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      at the point, just use a different young actor to film all the action scenes and then use deep fake technology to paste Ford's face on his body

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You ever see The Irishman?

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nazis as the villains... again. Cool. Remind me again why the garden gnomes are never portrayed as evil for killing jesus?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Rememba da Nazees?
      >Rememba da SHOAH?!
      garden gnomes were the worst thing to happen to film.

      WW2 was 80 years ago. where is Hollywood gonna stop making movies about it

      >National Socialist villains
      >Again
      it just me or are garden gnomes seriously losing influence? It feels like most of Cinemaphile has turned against them. I mean just look at this thread
      Honestly? It feels like the only people still talking about anti-Semitism and the holocaust are Zionists. They are literally protesting over nothing. Everyone else has moved on long ago.

      >Indy is (or was) a globetrotting adventurer
      >time travel is involved
      >he can go up against ANY villain from ANY culture in ANY time period
      >nope, Nazis again
      Seriously?

      [...]
      There was a time when it seemed there was one or more Holocaust/WW2 movie every year. It's actually not as bad nowadays

      Oh wow nazis again yay

      >NOOOOOOO STOP MAKING FUN OF THE HECKIN NAZIRINOS!!!!!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'll give you a (You)

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yes Mr Goldberg

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it's bland fiction

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >applauding overdone tropes to own the chuds

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        shmuley needs his blood rations

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Just call anyone who supports this moive a vatnick all they're doing is using nazi as a dog whistle to attack Ukrainians

        Quiet vatnick

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          so these are the brave defenders of the white race currently raping and killing ukrainian women and children?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Aren't they just heroic?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >NOOOOOO STOP MAKING FUN OF THE HECKIN garden gnomeERINOS
        See how easy that is? And the best part is, it's true!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Who do you think runs Hollywood...?

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      >NOOOOOOO STOP MAKING FUN OF THE HECKIN NAZIRINOS!!!!!

      Discord trannies, right on cue.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Rememba da Nazees?
    >Rememba da SHOAH?!
    garden gnomes were the worst thing to happen to film.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Indy is (or was) a globetrotting adventurer
      >time travel is involved
      >he can go up against ANY villain from ANY culture in ANY time period
      >nope, Nazis again
      Seriously?

      WW2 was 80 years ago. where is Hollywood gonna stop making movies about it

      There was a time when it seemed there was one or more Holocaust/WW2 movie every year. It's actually not as bad nowadays

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >There was a time when it seemed there was one or more Holocaust/WW2 movie every year. It's actually not as bad nowadays
        That's only because nearly all the WW2 vets are gone

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    WW2 was 80 years ago. where is Hollywood gonna stop making movies about it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      When WW3 happens in another 5 to 10 years.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Never. Muh nazis exist to support current political narratives

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      We are fighting nazis today, chud

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      this. When are we getting more Korean War, Vietnam, Gulf War kinos?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Because those were stupid wars. WW2 is nicknamed "the Good War".

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        America no longer wants to remember the wars it lost or didn't outright win. Korean War is called the forgotten war for a reason

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >North Korea invades South Korea
          >Looks like they're gonna win
          >U.S. invades to prevent this
          >It gets prevented
          That's a win
          Gulf War I & II were also wins

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Go to bed, Cheney, you evil fuck.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      when the next chud takes power and commits atrocities to become the next villain of movies for a century after.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      When whites go extinct

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I know people pretend to say they like Indy or whatever
    But does anyone actually?
    Like the movies are ok, overrated imo, but ok
    And he's an "ok" character I guess, I always felt like Ford was phoning it in and barely trying in any movie, but pretend he has charisma, fine
    Even so.. does anyone actually give a shit about the character?
    They act like there's reverence for this character, and people kinda pretend they have it too, but it feels fake. Like a thing you say because you're supposed to
    I don't think anyone gives a shit about Indiana Jones the character any more than any other character that was decent in a movie they liked.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Go away zoomer. There were so many Indian rip offs in the 80s and 90s. Even turned a horror movie, The Mummy, into Indiana Jones. Ford was perfect as Dr Jones. Don’t confuse him with the grumpy ass old he is today

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        what was so great about him, hes literally just quips like a marvel character

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I like the movies more than the character to be honest.
      The 4 th movie showed how wooden the character range really is.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No. Ford always stayed in great shape. He doesn’t have a bloated face like DeNiro. It’ll look way better. Especially since not trying to make Ford look ‘20, but 40s

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >National Socialist villains
    >Again
    it just me or are garden gnomes seriously losing influence? It feels like most of Cinemaphile has turned against them. I mean just look at this thread
    Honestly? It feels like the only people still talking about anti-Semitism and the holocaust are Zionists. They are literally protesting over nothing. Everyone else has moved on long ago.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Using a Cinemaphile thread about Indiana Jones a social barometer
      You have literally lost touch with reality

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >long awaited

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Oh wow nazis again yay

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Nazi's again
    Why not Japanese or Italian Fascists for a change?
    Oh right, because those countries have far more pride in their history and culture than germcucks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Those countries didn’t send archeologists all over the world looking for ancient aryan societies and also they were kind of lame and uninteresting compared to Nazis

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    "Fuck yo money bitch" - Lucasfilms to Disney shareholders presumably.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Zionists so obsessed with white people? Is this like a homophobe is actually gay sort of thing?

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Nazis as the enemies again
    >when he fought Soviets in Crystal Skull because Spielberg never wanted to touch the topic of Nazis ever again after making Schindler's List
    >Nazis weren't even around anymore at the time of Indy 5, except for remnants in Argentina
    Will this be an interquel between Last Crusade and Crystal Skull? I know Temple of Doom was a prequel that happened before Raiders but is it possible that Indy 5 will actually take place before Crystal Skull?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There'll be time travel. If leaks are to be believed he and Phoebe Waller Bridge are going back in time to team up with young Indy and fight Nazis again. At the end PWB is going to literally replace him and the original Indy fades away

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You know. After the aliens and giant ants in Crystal Skull, I feel unfazed by the addition of time travel in Indy 5.
        It actually feels like the next step after aliens, giant ants, and magic evil cults with human sacrifice.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The aliens weren't even a bad idea per se. Just executed poorly like everything else in that movie

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Agreed.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    how do you think De Niro felt in Taxi Driver with Scorsese in the back of the cab ranting about morons fucking his wife?

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So this makes it pretty obvious that the leaks about erasing Indy are real

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Part time

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    pathetic. lol
    hollywood has no real stars or talent anymore, so they need to drag the few left from their impending graves for weekend at bernies-esque CGI.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I've never seen Irishman.. Was it that bad?

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >we barely know anything about the movie other than it will be a return to form
    >people already complaining

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      there’s been leaks imbecile
      why the fuck wouldn’t people be pessimistic based on who’s making it and everything that’s been out recently

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >other than it will be a return to form
      Who says this? Mangold?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because a sequel made this many years after the last installation, with an actor that old, is just fundamentally going to be bad? I actually can't imagine this being good unless it was a huge break from the existing formula

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Disney for the past 10+ years
      >Return to form
      unironically lmao

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not sure what’s worse.
    Soulless remakes of old movies, trying to cash in on dead brands.
    Or 80 years clinging to old movies to do sequels, trying to cash in on dead brands

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Kek imagine an entire scene like De Niro beating that guy up but a whole movie. It's gonna be kino

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Here's that kid I was telling you about

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So nobody answered my question: do you masturbate to violent video games? Also weird how moron_Throat_Slasher, a kc pedophile, vociferously defends e-boi. But nope, Josh moon is totally wrong when he says that the people posting e-boi and CSAM are one in the same

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      cringe
      glad you’re relegated to impotently posting here

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Go away Vice

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I watched The Irishman while I was on so much heroin I couldn't move...I didn't like it

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    In a world with Anthony Ingruber, we're trying to make an 80 year old forty years younger.

    Just animate it, for fucksake

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      he’s not gnomish sorry

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Neither is Indy. Last Crusade clearly indicates a Christian background.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    rent free

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    At least DeNiro was enjoying it

    Harrison Ford hates all of his famous characters, except the one movie where he was the president in a plane

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    De-aging has great potential to enhance movies. Imagine if CGI never made it past the 80s because everyone complained it looked fake. And it's going to look better now if Luke in The Mandalorian is where they'e at now.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >aaaand cut! Damn De niro you still got it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      looks more realistic than wrestling

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Never going to waste my time on this movie thanks to this webm

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >that cgi glass

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Such a brutal beating

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They don't even look like they're in the same scene together.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I love how the glass shatters at a light touch.

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    he's going to have a fistfight on the holocoaster as it goes through the shredder loop-da-loops, dodging huge blades and jumping over flame jets while kicking nazis with jet packs into the lava pits

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >goyim Jones fighting the good guys again

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Once Harrison Ford hit 60 he decided his entire personality would be a Clint Eastwood impression.

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They're really trying to reboot this one again after everyone universally hated the last one?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Kathleen Kennedy is an absolute low IQ mutant cunt

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Hey! That's a low down, dirty, insulting, and terrible thing to say...about absolute low IQ mutant cunts!

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't they just cast Hasan Piker? I heard he's the toughest Nazi fighter in the world!

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    PUNCH
    NAZIS

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hollywood absolutely adores Nazis

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >long-awaited
    Doubt anyone asked for more Indy after Crystal Skull

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Harrison Ford has already been phoning it in for over a decade. This is going to be hilarious.

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Archeology?

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How can he be fighting nazis if it's the 50s or w/e like it was in the 4th movie?

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It would've been real cool had he turned into Sean Connery's character in Last Crusade and you get some big-shot young actor to play his kid and it's basically just Last Crusade 2 and they ignore all the Crystal Skull bullshit.
    >they find the macguffin
    >old man Ford is holding onto whoever
    >he says "Let it go."
    And that's the last movie he ever fucking does because he's old as fuck.

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I hate nazi's too. Also slava Ukraini, heroyam slava o

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    wait wasnt he already like 50 in the last crusade

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ah, the Irishman treatment. We get to see grandpa Harrison Ford playing a spry young man hitting le bad nazis with his old cane.

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He's so old he forgot how to display emotion. He still smiles every now and then, but he looks like a fucking mannequin on screen now, and not in the autistically charming Gosling sort of way. Good for him for still getting paid, I guess.

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it's gonna be like the force awakens.
    midwits will love it.

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why not just get shia to play younger indy?

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