It's gonna be worse than De niro in the Irishman
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he probably can't even walk without looking like an old ass man anymore. how will this work?
He looks frail as hell in interviews now like he's going to break a hip in the shower. It's gonna be geriatric kino
Every scene where you saw Deniro's full body movement it was clear that he is an 80 year old man and it was immersion breaking every time.
at the point, just use a different young actor to film all the action scenes and then use deep fake technology to paste Ford's face on his body
You ever see The Irishman?
Nazis as the villains... again. Cool. Remind me again why the israelites are never portrayed as evil for killing jesus?
>NOOOOOOO STOP MAKING FUN OF THE HECKIN NAZIRINOS!!!!!
I'll give you a (You)
Yes Mr Goldberg
it's bland fiction
>applauding overdone tropes to own the chuds
shmuley needs his blood rations
Just call anyone who supports this moive a vatnick all they're doing is using nazi as a dog whistle to attack Ukrainians
Quiet vatnick
so these are the brave defenders of the white race currently raping and killing ukrainian women and children?
Aren't they just heroic?
>NOOOOOO STOP MAKING FUN OF THE HECKIN israeliteERINOS
See how easy that is? And the best part is, it's true!
Who do you think runs Hollywood...?
Discord trannies, right on cue.
>Rememba da Nazees?
>Rememba da SHOAH?!
Jews were the worst thing to happen to film.
>Indy is (or was) a globetrotting adventurer
>time travel is involved
>he can go up against ANY villain from ANY culture in ANY time period
>nope, Nazis again
Seriously?
There was a time when it seemed there was one or more Holocaust/WW2 movie every year. It's actually not as bad nowadays
>There was a time when it seemed there was one or more Holocaust/WW2 movie every year. It's actually not as bad nowadays
That's only because nearly all the WW2 vets are gone
WW2 was 80 years ago. where is Hollywood gonna stop making movies about it
When WW3 happens in another 5 to 10 years.
Never. Muh nazis exist to support current political narratives
We are fighting nazis today, chud
this. When are we getting more Korean War, Vietnam, Gulf War kinos?
Because those were stupid wars. WW2 is nicknamed "the Good War".
America no longer wants to remember the wars it lost or didn't outright win. Korean War is called the forgotten war for a reason
>North Korea invades South Korea
>Looks like they're gonna win
>U.S. invades to prevent this
>It gets prevented
That's a win
Gulf War I & II were also wins
Go to bed, Cheney, you evil frick.
when the next chud takes power and commits atrocities to become the next villain of movies for a century after.
When whites go extinct
I know people pretend to say they like Indy or whatever
But does anyone actually?
Like the movies are ok, overrated imo, but ok
And he's an "ok" character I guess, I always felt like Ford was phoning it in and barely trying in any movie, but pretend he has charisma, fine
Even so.. does anyone actually give a shit about the character?
They act like there's reverence for this character, and people kinda pretend they have it too, but it feels fake. Like a thing you say because you're supposed to
I don't think anyone gives a shit about Indiana Jones the character any more than any other character that was decent in a movie they liked.
Go away zoomer. There were so many Indian rip offs in the 80s and 90s. Even turned a horror movie, The Mummy, into Indiana Jones. Ford was perfect as Dr Jones. Don’t confuse him with the grumpy ass old he is today
what was so great about him, hes literally just quips like a marvel character
I like the movies more than the character to be honest.
The 4 th movie showed how wooden the character range really is.
No. Ford always stayed in great shape. He doesn’t have a bloated face like DeNiro. It’ll look way better. Especially since not trying to make Ford look ‘20, but 40s
>National Socialist villains
>Again
it just me or are israelites seriously losing influence? It feels like most of Cinemaphile has turned against them. I mean just look at this thread
Honestly? It feels like the only people still talking about anti-Semitism and the holocaust are Zionists. They are literally protesting over nothing. Everyone else has moved on long ago.
>Using a Cinemaphile thread about Indiana Jones a social barometer
You have literally lost touch with reality
>long awaited
Oh wow nazis again yay
>Nazi's again
Why not Japanese or Italian Fascists for a change?
Oh right, because those countries have far more pride in their history and culture than germcucks
Those countries didn’t send archeologists all over the world looking for ancient aryan societies and also they were kind of lame and uninteresting compared to Nazis
"Frick yo money b***h" - Lucasfilms to Disney shareholders presumably.
Why are Zionists so obsessed with white people? Is this like a homophobe is actually gay sort of thing?
>Nazis as the enemies again
>when he fought Soviets in Crystal Skull because Spielberg never wanted to touch the topic of Nazis ever again after making Schindler's List
>Nazis weren't even around anymore at the time of Indy 5, except for remnants in Argentina
Will this be an interquel between Last Crusade and Crystal Skull? I know Temple of Doom was a prequel that happened before Raiders but is it possible that Indy 5 will actually take place before Crystal Skull?
There'll be time travel. If leaks are to be believed he and Phoebe Waller Bridge are going back in time to team up with young Indy and fight Nazis again. At the end PWB is going to literally replace him and the original Indy fades away
You know. After the aliens and giant ants in Crystal Skull, I feel unfazed by the addition of time travel in Indy 5.
It actually feels like the next step after aliens, giant ants, and magic evil cults with human sacrifice.
The aliens weren't even a bad idea per se. Just executed poorly like everything else in that movie
Agreed.
how do you think De Niro felt in Taxi Driver with Scorsese in the back of the cab ranting about Black folk fricking his wife?
So this makes it pretty obvious that the leaks about erasing Indy are real
Part time
pathetic. lol
hollywood has no real stars or talent anymore, so they need to drag the few left from their impending graves for weekend at bernies-esque CGI.
I've never seen Irishman.. Was it that bad?
>we barely know anything about the movie other than it will be a return to form
>people already complaining
there’s been leaks imbecile
why the frick wouldn’t people be pessimistic based on who’s making it and everything that’s been out recently
>other than it will be a return to form
Who says this? Mangold?
Because a sequel made this many years after the last installation, with an actor that old, is just fundamentally going to be bad? I actually can't imagine this being good unless it was a huge break from the existing formula
>Disney for the past 10+ years
>Return to form
unironically lmao
I’m not sure what’s worse.
Soulless remakes of old movies, trying to cash in on dead brands.
Or 80 years clinging to old movies to do sequels, trying to cash in on dead brands
Kek imagine an entire scene like De Niro beating that guy up but a whole movie. It's gonna be kino
>Here's that kid I was telling you about
So nobody answered my question: do you jerk off to violent video games? Also weird how Black person_Throat_Slasher, a kc pedophile, vociferously defends e-girl. But nope, Josh moon is totally wrong when he says that the people posting e-girl and CSAM are one in the same
cringe
glad you’re relegated to impotently posting here
Go away Vice
I watched The Irishman while I was on so much heroin I couldn't move...I didn't like it
In a world with Anthony Ingruber, we're trying to make an 80 year old forty years younger.
Just animate it, for fricksake
he’s not israeli sorry
Neither is Indy. Last Crusade clearly indicates a Christian background.
rent free
At least DeNiro was enjoying it
Harrison Ford hates all of his famous characters, except the one movie where he was the president in a plane
De-aging has great potential to enhance movies. Imagine if CGI never made it past the 80s because everyone complained it looked fake. And it's going to look better now if Luke in The Mandalorian is where they'e at now.
>aaaand cut! Damn De niro you still got it
looks more realistic than wrestling
Never going to waste my time on this movie thanks to this webm
>that cgi glass
Such a brutal beating
They don't even look like they're in the same scene together.
I love how the glass shatters at a light touch.
he's going to have a fistfight on the holocoaster as it goes through the shredder loop-da-loops, dodging huge blades and jumping over flame jets while kicking nazis with jet packs into the lava pits
>goyim Jones fighting the good guys again
Once Harrison Ford hit 60 he decided his entire personality would be a Clint Eastwood impression.
They're really trying to reboot this one again after everyone universally hated the last one?
Kathleen Kennedy is an absolute low IQ mutant c**t
Hey! That's a low down, dirty, insulting, and terrible thing to say...about absolute low IQ mutant c**ts!
Why don't they just cast Hasan Piker? I heard he's the toughest Nazi fighter in the world!
PUNCH
NAZIS
Hollywood absolutely adores Nazis
>long-awaited
Doubt anyone asked for more Indy after Crystal Skull
Harrison Ford has already been phoning it in for over a decade. This is going to be hilarious.
Archeology?
How can he be fighting nazis if it's the 50s or w/e like it was in the 4th movie?
It would've been real cool had he turned into Sean Connery's character in Last Crusade and you get some big-shot young actor to play his kid and it's basically just Last Crusade 2 and they ignore all the Crystal Skull bullshit.
>they find the macguffin
>old man Ford is holding onto whoever
>he says "Let it go."
And that's the last movie he ever fricking does because he's old as frick.
I hate nazi's too. Also slava Ukraini, heroyam slava o
wait wasnt he already like 50 in the last crusade
Ah, the Irishman treatment. We get to see grandpa Harrison Ford playing a spry young man hitting le bad nazis with his old cane.
He's so old he forgot how to display emotion. He still smiles every now and then, but he looks like a fricking mannequin on screen now, and not in the autistically charming Gosling sort of way. Good for him for still getting paid, I guess.
it's gonna be like the force awakens.
midwits will love it.
why not just get shia to play younger indy?