>It's great of you to come over, Lisa.

>It's great of you to come over, Lisa. I really want us to be friends. You're a wonderful person.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lisa
    >wonderful person
    At least she's condemned to an awful adult life as Milhouse's fucktoy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't see all that much Nu-Simpsons but whenever they seem to do future episodes now she's a depressed, unfulfilled housewife to Milhouse.
      What's the deal there?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The writers acknowledge she's a self-rigtheous cunt

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Which is really funny considering the writers have historically been (male) Lisas themselves

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I see her more as a career woman dying alone because she thinks she's too good for everyone until she hits the wall at which point she convinces herself she's married to her career.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            [...]

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            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              tourist seethe

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its probably where she'd wind up. Lisa was "too good" for Nelson and got stuck with Milhouse.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ironic, considering that a smart and resourceful boy like Bart ends up being a pathetic deadbeat and Lisa becomes POTUS. Maybe they realized it was too much of a stretch even for the writers' pet

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >smart and resourceful boy becomes a deadbeat
          Yeah that'd never happen

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not in the case of Bart. He's a fine liar and manipulator with an incredible determination and ambitions, something that nobody in his family shares. People like him tend to get rich quickly.
            But no, Bart wouldn't give a good example ti the kids. Lets focus more on the soapbox sadie and her impossible battles against windmills that inevitably end on her favor because it's a cartoon.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              he's a cartoon character

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's the classic miserable wife and weak husband combo that Hollywood puts out as proof monogamy is bad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As a kid i always disliked this because i saw Milhouse was a loser and i didn't like that his crush on Lisa was always rewarded
      Now i still think he's pathetic but it's ok since it's what Lisa deserves

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah kiddo, you're about to learn just what a truly wonderful person she is

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    now start scissoring

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    S11E5

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thks for the saurce btw

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gay farmers

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss Phil Hartman

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      his wife didn’t

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        His wife anhero'd herself immediatly after killing him, so i guess she did

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the word "miss" has multiple meanings anon

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jeremy's Iron was a perfectly reasonable answer

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And the good ol' boys drinking whiskey and rye
    Singing "This'll be the day that I die. This'll be the day that I die."

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i hate that song, i really do

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://vocaroo.com/1qIB3LxS0W32
    https://vocaroo.com/1gx6W36TxcHk

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jeremy's Iron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      except the part where they did eventually have Jeremy Irons guest star on a Zombie Simpsons episode and it was too horrible to describe

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