>It's impossible to catch up to them. >Unless....

>It's impossible to catch up to them
>Unless....

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    IN ENGLISH DOC

    >Look, imagine us as being on this piece of paper
    >Now in order to go to the other side we have to travel a long distance right?
    >Now imagine as reality as this piece of paper
    >Instead of traveling all over it, we could fold it
    >And then just
    *Grabs pencil*
    *Sticks pencil through*
    >Travel through it, as some sort of wormhole

    Sir that technology hasn't been invented yet

    >Well actually, it has, but it's super secret

    TUDUDUUDUDUDUDUD

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the story takes place in the late 2070s (initially) from what I recall, if you consider the technological difference between 1940 and 1975, or 1990 and today, wouldn't you consider big technological leaps possible?
      obviously the movie is all "dude science lmao" and has montages instead of showing years upon boring as fuck years of actual science

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nerd virgin with leatherman on table

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Name 5 movies/shows that do that.
    You can't use Event Horizon, Stargate (movie and shows) and Interstellar

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's impossible to name five movies and shows
      >Unless....
      Thor: Love and Thunder
      Event Horizon
      Stargate (movies and shows)
      Interstellar

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I told you couldn't use Even Horizon, Stargate or Interstella. I win

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go be a moron somewhere else.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Really? I'm not seeing that requirement anywhere in this thread...

          >It's impossible to name five movies and shows
          >Unless....
          Thor: Love and Thunder
          Event Horizon
          Stargate (movies and shows)
          Interstellar

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Literally here:

            Name 5 movies/shows that do that.
            You can't use Event Horizon, Stargate (movie and shows) and Interstellar

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Thor: Love and Thunder
        God I fucking hate that scene so much.
        Like, I don't mind the actual trope. What kills me, is that the bitch is sitting in therapy for cancer. Most of the people in that room are probably not going to make it. The random dude sitting next to her is probably reading one of the last books he's ever going to read. Her idea:
        >"Hey, give me that for a moment."
        >rips a page out of the book
        >pushes pencil through it, destroying it further
        >explains wormholes in a way that didn't even really use the demonstration she made
        They really just decided to make basically the hero of the story the biggest cunt imaginable.
        I don't care how many people she saves after that point. Even Tony Fucking Stark wouldn't have pulled that kind of shit while drunk off his ass on some guy battling cancer.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Tony Fucking Stark wouldn't have pulled that kind of shit while drunk off his ass on some guy battling cancer.
          Stark misled an autist cripple into going on to a roof, knowing full well he wouldn't meet him. Said autist cripple nearly suicided himself over it until he decided to become the mandalorian or whatever

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Correction:
            He wouldn't have pulled that during his hero phase after the reality check he got at the start of Iron Man 1.
            Yeah, he was a scumbag before, but he got punished for it, and only afterwards did he become a hero.

            >I don't care how many people she saves after that point.
            Isn't the whole plot that the godkiller is killing gods we've never heard of and only them? She saved no mortal lives the entire movie. Wouldn't have if godkiller succeeded either.

            That is the main plot, yeah, but there was also some big battle in a crowd at one point, which is the first time Thor and Jane reunite, so I think there was some strings attached where there was constant collateral on the hunt for gods? I'm not sure, and I don't wanna rewatch the movie to figure out why they were fighting in a crowd.
            Maybe it was a crowd of Asgardians? The way the movies portrayed them, most of them are basically just civillians with Buster Keaton durability.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >He wouldn't have pulled that during his hero phase after the reality check he got at the start of Iron Man 1.
              its a major plot point of the third fillum lad. please dont simp so hard for a goddamn movie character. its okay for tony to be a piece of shit

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >its a major plot point of the third fillum lad
                It is.
                It also happens in a flashback to 1999, which is years before Iron Man 1's reality check.
                Please read before replying.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                no i understood exactly what you were saying. its just that, what you were saying was incredibly stupid so i thought i would help you out.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                So... Your counter to "he wouldn't do that after 2007" (or whenever Iron Man 1 is actually set) is "but he did do it in 1999"?
                Okay buddy.

                Also, as a side note, you do realize the whole reason we're having this conversation, is that I explicitly brought up Tony Stark as an example of the biggest piece of shit out of the main heroes Marvel has, to compare how even he's better than pulling something like that?
                I gotta check because somehow you seem to have taken away that I think Tony is not a piece of shit which is an interesting take away.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he wouldnt have done this thing that he actually did
                thats your point. dont reply to me again

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It literally isn't my point, as I explained.
                Do not use capital letters.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                There are a couple of threads on the board right now where anons can't seem to follow a stream of logic through the conversation. I don't know if it's the same couple of anons or wtf is going on.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't care how many people she saves after that point.
          Isn't the whole plot that the godkiller is killing gods we've never heard of and only them? She saved no mortal lives the entire movie. Wouldn't have if godkiller succeeded either.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think it perfectly encapsulates how out of touch celebrities, elites, hollywood and journos are

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They really just decided to make basically the hero of the story the biggest cunt imaginable.
          It's in her contract to write her characters that way.

          >I don't care how many people she saves after that point.
          Isn't the whole plot that the godkiller is killing gods we've never heard of and only them? She saved no mortal lives the entire movie. Wouldn't have if godkiller succeeded either.

          She helped save the kids that he was holding hostage.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >She helped save the kids that he was holding hostage.
            Weren't they the kids of gods and thus also gods?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              They were random ass alien kids that lost their families and homes because of Thanos or whatever. They only got god-like powers when Thor gave them a termporary powerup.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Now that I think about it, I'm not even sure what the fuck happened in Thor 1 supposedly.
                Like, Thor gets de-powered, but I'm wondering, given how common Asgardians are portrayed later, if that is actually the way Asgardians are usually, if they don't have magic/tech/whatever.
                Depowered Thor survived getting hit by a truck twice with minor bruising, one time after falling out of the sky, but aside from that he's just some buff dude who can pull Arnold Schwarzenegger movie tier feats, and that's about it. Would that be the limit of what an Asgardian can normally take?

                I'm starting to think part of the reason Love and Thunder didn't work for people might be that we don't even know what would be a bad scenario for the primary victims of the antagonist.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dunno in MCU, haven't been following much from it either, for example I haven't watched all Thor movies.
                But Asgardians in the comics are superhuman, they're basically human looking aliens but the low tier Asgardian still can lift tons over their heads, impervious to small caliber guns, immune to most diseases and poisons and live centuries. Someone like Thor or other noble Asgardians are wayy above that.
                I remember a rabble of "townfolk" Asgardians tearing Doombots to shreads with their bare hands and most of them surviving their plasma beams.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody cares nerd

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Would that be the limit of what an Asgardian can normally take?
                In Endgame he uses his body to channel an energy blast from a dying star.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but I'm not talking about Thor, I'm talking about the average Asgardian.
                Captain America can pull shit no other human could, and the best he's got is some ghetto ass mad science juice some dude cooked up in the middle of World War 2.
                Meanwhile, Thor's the heir of the most powerful and influential person in Asgard, bestowed with every single advancement avaiable to them, only to be reduced to, again, some buff dude if that shit is taken away.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why did they have to explain wormholes anyway? Don't they have all sorts of ftl spaceships and portals in mcu by now?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jane's character is basically: "I study wormholes." up until Thor 3.
            That's basically the reason.
            She needed to have an early scene where she does the one thing that defines her as a character.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stranger Things?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Retarded bitch

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrinkle in Time (at least in the books)
      Rick and morty
      Star Trek (wanna say tng?)
      Deja Vu (the laser pointed at the lampshade)
      Bill and Ted

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why don't they just dig a hole?

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    this shit is so fucking stupid "hurr durr just fold space time!" okay, lets assume you can, what happens to everything else around you if you're folding space time and punching a pencil through it? its a fine visual for absolute morans

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what happens to everything else around you
      It folds with knowing it because science.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's like a balloon and something bad happens

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fold space time to catch assailant
    >he unfolds it then origamis it the other way

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw he actually manages to push the pen through the paper

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    FOLD SPACE

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      FOLD PIZZA

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