It's like a death star but..... Bigger!

It's like a death star but..... Bigger!

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was the third fricking death star. And then the last movie had 10,000 death stars basically.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Truly amazing that anyone like these. The lack of originality was so transparent. 8 and 9 are by far the worst Star Wars movies. They border on Star Wars Holiday Special level of unwatchable.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Disney cultural parasites who made it are simply incapable of creating something new, neverthelss a worthy successor to the Lucas legacy. That's also why we got super-sized AT-ATs and TIE fighters that now hold two people.

      >And then the last movie had 10,000 death stars basically.
      THAT WAS THE DUMBEST SHIT OF ALL. Do they have any idea what kind of energy levels it takes to destroy a planet? So now they can carry that kind of energy in a Star Destroyer?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >So now they can carry that kind of energy in a Star Destroyer?
        Star Destroyer? Why would you need something that huge?
        :^)

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          One of the more moronic things from the EU

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why the frick was Leia part of "the resistance" when the New Republic ostensibly ruled the galaxy?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing in the sequel trilogy made any fricking sense.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      According to the novels, the New Republic outlawed governments owning weapons of war, so they divested themselves of their warships and then the Imperial Remnant decided they didn't have to obey the law and armed themselves because they were VILLAINOUS.

      Then every ally said "frick this, I'm looking out for myself" and disbanded.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thats moronic.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Thats moronic.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I love this so much bros. The guy clearly goes for a stabbing motion with the other dagger and is confused "uuuuh should I really be able to kill the main character here?"

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              For me, it's the featureless red walls that make the entire thing seem like it hasn't gone through post-production or I'm looking at a high school stage play.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Whoops wrong webm

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I said what the frick in the theater when this happened
                Especially when they do the matrix slowmo right before

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've never seen this movie and always assumed that that was from an unfinished cut of the film. Good lord lol

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's a wide shot, they expect you to not notice with so much shit going on
                And then normalgays probably praise the fight scene cause it has slightly fewer cuts than capeshit

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >guys what if the bad guys had a massive fleet of Star Destroyers out of nowhere and all of them had planet destroying death star lasers wouldn't that be awesome

                Whoops wrong webm

                I sometimes wonder if Disney had a secret GPT AI prototype make this film. it's all just Star Wars-looking stuff and words thrown together with almost no coherency or respect for context.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the other dagger just fricking disappears

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah they edited it out in post, I mean that during the actual choreography while filming he clearly still had it

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >guard actor has to restrain his right hand and weirdly hover his left
            >CGI guy has to remove his left hand weapon
            why even leave this scene in?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds horrible Brother. So, the rebels in the original trilogy didn't have a fricking political ideology to implement in case they defeated the empire?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Given the power of criminal groups like The Hutts thats just stupid. Also, how do you even enforce that? In the PT there was no army of the Republic, but plenty of planets, systems, and organizations had their own militaries.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The novel was written by JJ Abraham and Cris Terrio? Because that would explain a lot...

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly this could have made for an okay motivation for Kylo to continue running the FO after moron Snoke died. The restored republic rendered itself completely defenseless to the first enemy that showed up and had no cohesion, while his own master was a complete butthole who kept killing his own guys for stupid reasons. If Kylo learned from these extremes and still decided that taking charge of the FO and using it to conquer the galaxy was the best option, it could have at least made for interesting character conflicts.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thats moronic.

        That sounds horrible Brother. So, the rebels in the original trilogy didn't have a fricking political ideology to implement in case they defeated the empire?

        Given the power of criminal groups like The Hutts thats just stupid. Also, how do you even enforce that? In the PT there was no army of the Republic, but plenty of planets, systems, and organizations had their own militaries.

        That's a simplified explanation, what actually happened was that the New Republic was divided between a faction that wanted stonger rule (retvrn to Empire) and a faction that wanted planets to have more autonomy, the pro-Imperial ones funded the First Order navy and a few years before TFA formally seceded from the New Republic and formed the First Order. The rest of the New Republic didn't do anything to stop them because they didn't have the army to and because they didn't want to repeat the mistakes of the Old Republic who tried to stop the Seperatists from leaving. That's when Leia forms the Resistance.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, that got me right away. My assumption was that the Republic would be brought back, or at least some weak confederation of free planets and systems. In either case there would be some kind of professional military to maintain order and ensure that the last remnants of the Empire can't reorganize.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same way the "the resistance" rules everything right now

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They hit the re-set button. All the gains from Return of the Jedi were wiped out. Han was back to being a smuggler, Leia was back to leading a rebellion, and Luke was off being a hermit. And we got a new fricking droid wandering through the not-Tattooine desert that just happens to have the plans for the super-death-star, and chances upon who'll end up being the main Jedi hero. All by chance.

      What happened in Return of the Jedi was literally all for absolutely nothing.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looked cool, but then the next scene where you see the giant space laser from another solar system was too moronic.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i swear i saw butthole

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How does it work? Doesn't the rotation of the planet make it difficult to fix a target? Also, how the hell do you transport a planet to another place in the galaxy?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't need to move anywhere. It can shoot its death laser across the galaxy in just a few minutes real time. When the laser arrives thousands of light years away in the target system, it splits in midspace flying outwards in multiple directions to pinpoint hit everything you want destroyed in the system. Also, this can be observed by the entire galaxy in real time by just looking into their own planet's sky.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it sucks up suns to shoot
        it shoots twice
        where did it get a second sun?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I could've made an anti reality combobulater, but the producers wouldn't let me

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The Empire was defeated at the end of 'The Return of the Jedi' and we need a new antagonist? Wait, I have an idea...

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >they built another death star??
    >no, it's way bigger.... they built a death planet

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >guys what if the bad guys had a massive fleet of Star Destroyers out of nowhere and all of them had planet destroying death star lasers wouldn't that be awesome

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the scale and funtion made no fricking sense

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SO COOL!

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gravity increases the deeper you dig. The main trench seems like 4,000 km deep and the energy source is even deeper. There's no way they could just operate at that depth with Star Wars technology.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post the one where one guy completely whiffs his attack and just runs out of frame

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Post the one where one guy completely whiffs his attack and just runs out of frame
      Been trying but I don't think I have it saved.

      Here's one of JJ talking about how his ultimate plan is to make Rose look like a dumpy cow through the movie and then the big payoff will be when they put her in a sexy dress for the casino scene and the audience can't believe that's the same character as the dumpy cow (they scrapped the sexy dress before the final cut so she remains a dumpy cow throughout).

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That scene always reminds me of trying to push two magnets together when you're holding the same poles facing one another.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Been trying but I don't think I have it saved
        Sad!
        I reverse searched your fight webm and am just gonna post some from an old thread

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What in the actual frick was this.
          Why are they all doing some kind of a dance?
          Why is it in slow motion for a few seconds?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Why is it in slow motion for a few seconds?
            That's when you hear the "wuh-wuh" screen rippling noise that tells you they're using their Speed Force powers.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the start looks like the setup for a dance number in a musical

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Was that scene designed to appeal to the Indian demographic?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Could be wrong but slow motion was never used in star wars until this trilogy. Add it to the list of random things that were added that clash terribly with the OT and even PT. Like why their hero pilot Poe was suddenly an ex bad guy or something. Or "I'm the spy"

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Lucas used really choppy slow motion when Luke hallucinates Vader in the cave in Empire, makes sense that he'd allow it there since it's not "real".

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's true

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its like each actor had a choreography director specific to them, and none of those directors were on speaking terms

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why is this dude hitting his own teammates weapon

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because Rey dodged so expertyl

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not JJ, but the dumb shit Rian

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Christ just putting on an expensive dress doesn't make you lose weight.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >make Rose look like a dumpy cow through the movie and then the big payoff will be when they put her in a sexy dress for the casino scene and the audience can't believe that's the same character as the dumpy cow
        kino trope destroyed because of feminism (ie, dumpy cows jealous because they own no sexy dresses)

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lets do a sequel trilogy to the originals
    >should we explore something like... imperial remnants? Luke running a jedi academy? maybe take some pages from the EU and do our own spin on that?
    >nah, lets just do the original trilogy but much worse
    >all right what's the story?
    >idk just make it up as we go, I'm sure it'll be fine

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's how I imagine it too.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They probably thought it's too big to fail and will basically write itself as long as it has all the ingredients plus diversity. Oh boy were they wrong

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't understand! It's not like the Marvelverse! They didn't have any already written books and comics to go off of! They were starting from scratch and this was the best idea anyone could come up with!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >*actual quote from Kathleen Kennedy

        >Been trying but I don't think I have it saved
        Sad!
        I reverse searched your fight webm and am just gonna post some from an old thread

        Based diligent anon; got a copy saved now.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Let's blow up three planets at once!

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it looks like a prolapsing anus or something, is that a joke picture?

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    obligatory

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know why it being Elijah wood somehow makes it funnier

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's a funny little guy.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >careful, don't stab the floor too hard. That thing's expensive!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Dark Souls II boss hit boxes be like

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shouldn't these guards be protected against lightsaber attacks at this point either through the Zillo beast experiments of the Emperor's clone division or Beskar armor?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why didn't the Emperor just put a bunch of Ysalamiri around the place?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The old Thrawn Trilogy isn't canon anymore, but the zillo beast and Beskar are.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay but are there any good fight scenes of one character vs. multiple that aren't Jackie Chan making goons accidentally into each other?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The first Kingsman movie church fight.
      Aragorn fighting the Nazgul in Fellowship.
      Kill Bill when she fights the crazy 88.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >damn we can't use Darth Vader as villain, so what if we made a new bad guy that looks like Darth Vader?
    >Brilliant

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will it fit?

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like an anus, a metaphor for the movie itself.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >death star but bigger, disney
    :-/
    >death star but bigger, lucas
    :-O

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes?
      >not that much bigger and perfectly within the Empire's capabilities unlike a 100x larger planet created by a tiny fringe faction
      >was just a shell, powerplant, and super laser attached
      >had a specific purpose in luring the entire rebel fleet into an attack they could not turn down, so they could be destroyed
      all of this is explained in detail in the movie, yet you continually bring it up like you're clever instead of understanding you're a fricking imbecile.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Accomplished film writer here.
    Instead of destroying it in the first film they should have explained that hyperspace jumps with it are very VERY taxing for it to do (both cost and structural integrity) since it's an entire planet. So the film revolves around getting it to jump way the frick away to buy time, with it obviously happening at the way end. And for drama you can have like one or two of the characters stuck on the planet when it jumps.
    The Last Jedi would change to the Rebels trying to rout the First Order that remained behind, and the First Order trying to big dick their place in galaxy despite having to massively change their approach. And you'd have the other half of the movie being focused on the characters who got jumped with the planet, what they're up to and how they're trying to sneak back or whatever.
    Final film somehow Starkiller Base returns.

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