>It's literally a genderswapped Satan's Alley

>It's literally a genderswapped Satan's Alley
Holy fricking kino

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still no English dub what gives

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>It's literally a genderswapped Satan's Alley
    >Holy fricking kino
    Its more trite sectarian anti Catholic bullshit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh look some rancid sectarian garbage making cheap pornographic attacks on Catholic nuns.

      Christgays plz go

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        every knee will bend, queer.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How about your pack up your sectarian anti Catholic anti Christian bandwagon and leave instead?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Make a film insulting Nuns and Catholics and then scream at Christians for finding it offensive and crude

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What a bunch of frail pussies. Maybe they should ask God to make them less weepy and butthurt

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think the 1000+ years of abuse hurt the churches reputation a lot more than some lesbo flick.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            If we're going with the bizarre metric of generational and collective guilt then the atheist genocides of the last 200 years more than make up for it.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Look at you and your uniformed seething nonsense! Look at you!

            What a bunch of frail pussies. Maybe they should ask God to make them less weepy and butthurt

            Make a film insulting Nuns and Catholics be surprised when they are insulted.
            >a victory for internet atheism and idiots

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Catholics are actually pro their nuns being sexual
          Huh, TIL

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            If the nuns are having sex with each other, then they aren't fricking the choir boys which leaves more for the priests.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh look some rancid sectarian garbage making cheap pornographic attacks on Catholic nuns.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Its more trite sectarian anti Catholic bullshit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it is well done and posting that image does not change that.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        god isnt real doe so lesbianism can't be that bad

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it supposed to be a horror movie?
    sound breddy demonic ngl.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank God for paul verhoeven

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Christ was real and I love him so much bros...
    >W-what? No, he didn't perform any miracles. He was just a man (and a proto Marxist)!
    what is Verhoven's problem?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Violence, sex and religious hypocrisy
    >Boundary pushing
    >Intoxicating and explosive
    >Wild, pulsating and vibrantly alive
    They forgot riveting, courageous, transgressive, thoughtful and progressive, I'm sure there's even more adjectives to sell this truly revolutionary movie.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The bravery it takes to be an anti Christian filmmaker in 2024.....
    Bravo

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nuns take oaths of celibacy. Haters going to hate.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's why corrupting them is so hot.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The film was banned in Russia by the Ministry of Culture amid a complaint from the pseudoreligious group Orthodox Forty Forties Movement.
    Thank you Orthodox, you're cool guys sometimes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Banning evil stuff like this does not work, it only lends credence to it being more than it is which is a cheap pornographic attack on one religion and women who take religious vows and work with the poor, dying, orphans and unwanted. Its the cheap ugly face of anti-Catholicism. Let it stand there and get the contempt it deserves.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're right, my bad

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie would be interesting if the nun chose both to indulge in her lesbian love affair AND remain steadfast in her belief in God and Christ. It would be interesting to see someone balance two polarized identities, trying to remain true to their heart and their soul.
    But that doesn’t happen in this movie, does it?
    I’m guessing she has a lesbian affair, some stuffy and/or abusive priest tries to shut it down and then she and her gf leave the convent because she now is 100% atheist and wants to live a metropolitan life with her in LA or some shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, the movie IS about her being devout. She remains in the covenant and has celebrated for having visions of Christ and sparing the town from illness. Also she fricks women.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's hilarious so utterly wrong you are in every regard. And yet, upon learning that she never loses her faith, I expect you'll ignore me and your embarrassment and go on to start shitposting in another thread about the trannies that will probably be cast in an upcoming film you're not interested in

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Except it is not, its the same tried mean vicious kind of attacks that scumbags make against religious men and women because they can't imagine anyone being more than their sad little coomer lives.

        >Trannies
        >coomers
        Why are christgays always the first to bring these up?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

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  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really do wonder if every oscarb8 concept would result in unadulterated kino if they just made the main characters lesbians who engage in graphic sex scenes?

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >REMINDER
    This is unironically historically accurate and the reason that she was punished so extremely in real life

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Except it is not, its the same tried mean vicious kind of attacks that scumbags make against religious men and women because they can't imagine anyone being more than their sad little coomer lives.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any word on when the disney remake is releasing?

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >VINTAGE VERHOEVEN BREW

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey Hollywood israelites and Shabbos Goys, since you hate Hamas so much why don't you dare make a film about religious Muslim woman who has erotic visions about Muhammed(pbuh)?

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