>It's my birthday, what did you get me?
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>It's my birthday, what did you get me?
>It's my birthday, what did you get me?
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No it's not.
It's his 31st anniversary Amy, how did you forget this? May as well be a birthday.
Rape
I'm gonna touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable.
Movie Sonic has that effect on me...
Please leave Tom's son alone.
Well maybe he should wear some clothes and quit tempting me...
>Mobian males
>wearing clothes
I bet you're tempted by Knuckles as well.
Nah, he's not that cute. Kinda beefy.
Tails, tho...
>Tails, tho...
Anon he's 7. Maybe even younger. Anon pls
8 in the games and 11 in Archie
Movie Tails is younger than both. By how much is unknown, but he's really young. Much like how Movie Sonic is 13 instead of 15 like in the games.
How old is Knuckles then?
16, I guess.
I knew that, how old is he in the movies?
Still 16. He was clearly older than Sonic when his father went off to war.
Still around 16, given that Sonic was pretty clearly a super young hoglet around the time Knuckles' tribe went off to war and Knuckles was visibly older than he was. So older than Sonic and Tails in the movies pretty massively.
He was originally 15 in the games before aging to 16, so somewhere between 15 - 16.
Also fictional so suck my dick
I want to go over to sonic, move that bowl, and start stroking his wiener
Hedgehogs have a genital slit, so you'd be rubbing nothing for a good while. Also, he'd spindash your face in.
Hot
Me when I see Blaze.
t. Silver
Silver knows that it doesn't count as touching if it's telepowers.
a knuckle sandwich
I got you brand new tracks for Sonic 3 & Knuckles, aren't they great?
They got that Sega music vibe down and it does sound like something from a Sonic game outside of 3&K but the reason that soundtrack was so great was because it didn't sound like a typical Sonic soundtrack.
See, this is what happens when you stick a musical composer with one genre & one instrument for so long - they forget how to do everything else.
Jun Senoue became the embodiment of butt rock & was never ever able to come back. What a shame.
Tied up your sidekick you pretend you aren't in love with so you can frick his cute fox butthole
Happy Birthday, Roger.
Naked Blaze in a giant birthday cake
Silver...
Is Blaze's moronic little brother.
A little brother is fine too.
>Happy birthday big guy!
frick you sonic you suck and your games sucks
>Its Sonic's birthday today
>I've been playing Sonic the Hedgehog since I was 8
>That was 31 years ago
Happy 39th Birthday!
a shitty collection
It's not the WORST collection ever.
It's probably better than the Cowabunga Collection, despite fewer games.