It's not bad.
Stop defending Disney Star Wars Alex. And yes I know it's you, you're one of maybe three people I know who actually watched it
whats the deal with the shillbombing recently wtf
I'd hardly argue "not bad" as a shillbomb.
shills pretend everything is not great but watchable to trick retards into wasting their time.
uh oh shillbros, he’s onto us! how are we going to convince his to go back to watching goyslop instead of productively spending many hours here each day?
>Yeah people wouldn't want to market their shows on one of the most culturally relevant sites
>That's totally absurd, especially for the corporation that literally just got sued for lying about their profits
Found the shill, a regular poster would have just called him retarded.
Total Blandor Death
It's so fucking boring, I don't even understand why some people think this one is better than other slop like Boba fett
Oh, that's gay
>same homosexual from last thread.
Back at you.
Fake or satirical tweet.
Lazy and unintelligent.
kek, these people really fantasize that they live in 1938 Germany.
It’s great. Some of the best written dialogue in recent television
This. You can keep the flashy visuals. All I ask is a somewhat interesting story with characters that are well-written and understandable.
What's the message here?
kneel for floydie
>average Blandor shills
Post your favorite Blandor alien.
What's this gun called again?
rooty tooty fresh and shooty.
Does picrelated supposed to be bad? Star Wars unironically works only when it's gritty. Andor, Crimson Empire, Mandalorian first season, KOTOR 2
>Andor, Crimson Empire, Mandalorian first season, KOTOR 2
All shit. Consider suicide.
It's not me who eats girly pills like candies
But he's right though, from a story perspective those are all shit. You genuinely have shit taste, it's really sad to see, but it's true. You should consider working on your absolutely cucked and edgy sense of what's good, and have some fucking self respect and fun in your life.
>from a story perspective those are all shit.
Nope it would be prequels, TCW and Rebels
>You should consider working on your absolutely cucked and edgy sense of what's good, and have some fucking self respect and fun in your life.
So many layers of irony to hear about self respect, taste and fun from Filonifag.
Yuck. You have been watching fanfic. Shame.
What does Id Software's Quake have to do with Star Wars Andor?
Quake is canonically set in the Star Wars universe. Keep up Anon.
It was shocking to see people in disney wars actually acting like people. Enjoyed it thoroughly.
Agree. It was nice to see people who actually acted like humans and had human relationships to each other. I genuinely didn't think a writer alive actually knew how to write average people anymore.
>I WANT AVERAGE PEOPLE IN MY MOVIES
You are the problem.
>people acting like people
Why don't you just leave mom's basement and touch grass.
Damn... I've been fucking owned bros...
*flips out of thread*
I don't think most of the people IRL act like paranoid assholes who speak in monologues. Andor was that. Utterly joyless, up its own ass, pretentious drivel.
I wish someone would fire the dude at Disney who's in charge of the DOF-slider. For fucks sake, my eyes can focus on what's going on without the rest of the screen being a blurry mess. Whoever the chief of photography in these shows is must be enraged beyond words.
Bee, the little red droid from the start of the series, might be my favorite Star Wars robot. Fuck that little thing comes across as more human than any of the actual humans in the mainline sequel-trilogy did.
>le one-note sad toybait droid
I still don't understand how robots work in this universe. Like, they're free unpaid labor, but they're sentient and capable of (what seems like) emotions. Or at least simulating emotions.
And all this while looking like they are built with tech found at a scrapyard in this universe.
Last time Disney tried to fill out the lore we got robosexuals. Let's just not ask this company to flesh out lore, shall we?
Disney has had two robot Liberation stories so far and I'm not even sure I could tell you how many EU had.
They did one to shove in the red C3PO arm and the Solo one. They're treated like people but also tools and then they also have their own bars and shit.
It's not good.
Neither's your mom but we all give her a pass.
why did they steal the quake logo?
it's Trandor not Blandor (it's also Blandor, but Trandor is funnier and makes the shills even more mad)
I loved it and wish Disney made series that are actually as well written and acted as Andor.
Though I must admit, there were a little to many closeups of black faces, which made me uncomfortable.
Also powerful girlboss women that are also lesbian was cringe
It's actually decent, unlike the others.
It’s not good either.
lmao at this schizo in this thread, he is so mad about andor
IT LITERALLY SAYS ANDIR
IF THE OFFICIAL LOGO SAYS ANDIR THEN WHY DO YOU PRETEND IT'S SOMETHING ELSE?
>a streaming prequel series done by an imploding corporation about a side character in a mediocre movie who does at the end.
No it's good and the only people who say otherwise either didn't watch it because they don't care or are the type of people for have folders of fucking soijacks on their hard drives.
Good series, looking forward to seeing whether they screw it up in season 2.
I'm surprised it was watchable through season 1, season 2 was always DOA.
It was phenomenal. Its the only Star Wars film/series, Ive enjoyed since 2005. Rogue One is overrated. A series like Andor works perfectly.
Season 2s budget already got slashed. The writing will really have to carry the series and I doubt it gets the viewers S1 got.
we saw enough of the and/or guy, so they should call the next one mom mothra and focus on more new people
Shit was great and you have to be some kind of extreme contrarian to not have liked it. Or maybe some reddit Starwars goyslobber. It had some damn fine women too.
>It's not bad.
>thing is good
>or thing is GAYAIDSCANCERAIDSGAY
>There is no inbetween
>It's not bad.
So this is the rule now?
It has a number of very annoying problems
First two episodes are pointless, anything actually plot-relevant gets recapitulated in the third episode
Show appears to have been written in four 3-episode arcs (seemingly by different people), and there's effectively no throughline to them. Andor is introduced as someone looking for his sister, but this is dropped immediately and she's lazily implied to be dead later, with Andor having done exactly nothing else to go looking for her or even to ask people with resources to do it (Luthen, etc.). this is further evidence that the first two episodes should have been radically cut down; a generous estimate would be 15 minutes of worthwhile stuff for the first two episodes combined.
Lots of details are handled stupidly in order to make the plot go or because the writers were lazy or wanted cheap tension. Andor's meeting with Luthen is a comedy of errors:
>Luthen doesn't have his face covered when landing on-planet or when meeting Andor. For a guy who's supposed to be so fucking smart, he's apparently too stupid to disguise himself when meeting with a wanted man and purchasing something for which 'they would hang him in the middle of Rix Road.' This stupidity becomes even more of a plot point later, when it is discussed whether or not to have Andor disposed of, because 'he's seen our faces.'
>Bix told Timm that Andor was from Kenari, so all Timm had to do was answer 'yes' when Bix asked him if he knew the corpos were looking for Andor. This wouldn't actually implicate Timm in selling him out; It is precisely BECAUSE she told him Andor was from Kenari that it is natural for Timm to conclude that the corpos are looking for Andor (the previous episode tells us that Kenari is so obscure that basically no one has heard of it, so any idiot (like Timm) would figure 'Andor is almost certainly the only guy here from Kenari.'
>Andor sets the navigation module down during the meeting with Luthen and walks away from it.
>This object is contraband and represents a massive amount of wealth; there is no reason to either leave it visible or to not keep it securely in his possession until business is transacted.
>After Andor and Luthen escape from the building, they stop almost immediately to talk while there are still corpos on their tail, and they predictably get shot at—again, cheap attempt at maintaining tension, further undermines the intelligence of both characters.
There are many more such flaws. One other standout horrible attempt at maintaining tension is the deliberately deceptive cut when Dedra is knocked down and grabbed (by several hands) in the riot in the final episode, only to then be stood up and escorted away by Syril without anyone protesting, noticing, or following.
I always get tired of detailing these. I have a very lukewarm positivity to the show; at least it tries to deal with some adult ideas, there are a handful of very good performances, but anyone who tells you the show is 'great, amazing, perfect, etc.,' is either lying or too stupid and uncritical to be worth listening to.
If the second season is any good I may very well do a massive edit of the first to remove as many flaws and as much unnecessary bullshit as possible.
The Indian lesbian will be his sister, was honestly amazed they haven't revealed it already, but I guess that's why Andor and her never spoke
>the Dickensian aspect
This show along with Rogue One and the Tarkin novel by James Luceno who wrote Darth Plagueis are the only disney wars that I consder to be honorary EU. If Clone Wars 2008 gets to be "canon to both timelines" so does the gilroy stuff because its 100x better than anything Filonis ever done. Cant wait to see Bail Organa get the allstar Mon Mothma style character glow up in season 2.
It's good I liked it
Star wars for people with an attention span
Counterargument: it is bad.
It had good parts and bad parts. The scrawny author revolutionary was the most kino character. But, that old lady Marxist character was sentimental and dumb. They ruined it with that sentimental hologram speech.
>It's not bad.
...during the first 3 episodes.
>It's not bad
You thirsty bitch
Not gonna watch it, Ivan.
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