ITS NOT CHRIS ANYMORE

ITS NOT CHRIS ANYMORE

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the "canadian press" is just called the Ministry of Truth

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lul

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DUNK PACINO!

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    CP isn't the best name but I agree on separating public and real names. Most of Hollywood already have fake names like Natalie Hershlag.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fake names are for the heckin' israelitearinos

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Olivia Wilde is so dumb sounds like a wrestler

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that b***h aged like roadkill in summer holy shit
        she was frickable when she was on House

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Olivia Wilde (born Olivia Jane wienerburn...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >wienerburn
          how is this a real name

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            "Gaylord wienerburn" might be a real name some bloke got

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              If my last name was banks I would name my son Robin

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                In homage to the trans sex kitten? Me too

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >it's real
          imagine her pelvic floor

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >renouncing Christ lmao
    I always knew this homosexual was a fake.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What would "CP the Person" look like?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >its.. christianxxx

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the actor prefers cp
    they're getting real bold about this shit

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IT’S MA’AM!

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The actor prefers "CP"
    He's surely trolling right?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have literally heard normies say "cp" when referencing dickyshit. There's no chance in hell he doesn't know what he's doing.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He is based
    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5-un0IBxP9o

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Am I autistic? I don't see how that's funny at all. Feels extremely forced

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Am I autistic?
        Yes
        >Feels extremely forced
        You can't read context on account of you being autistic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        its heartwarming you soulless and cynical autist

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oy Vey it is

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Confirmed Cinemaphileposter

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the actor prefers "CP"

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MODDDDDSSSSSSSSSS

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I always knew he was /ourguy/

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    did all the twittoids harassing him for being christian break him? he seemed cool for a long time then out of the blue he says religion is bad and now wants to go by a different name
    or is it just typical celebrity pr look at me nonsense?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So you think the article in the OP is genuine? Post a link then.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.thestar.com/entertainment/opinion/2022/06/28/chris-pratt-does-not-want-to-be-called-chris-and-maybe-we-all-need-hollywood-stage-names.html

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Completely unintelligible article

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He never said that. The quote on the wiki is taken out of context. Read the entire article the quote comes from. He follows the belief that religion and Christianity are different. Which is very common among independent baptists.

      >Religion has been oppressive as frick for a long time,” he said. “I didn’t know that I would kind of become the face of religion when really I’m not a religious person. I think there’s a distinction between being religious — adhering to the customs created by man, oftentimes appropriating the awe reserved for who I believe is a very real God — and using it to control people, to take money from people, to abuse children, to steal land, to justify hatred. Whatever it is. The evil that’s in the heart of every single man has glommed onto the back of religion and come along for the ride.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Mario was voiced by Cheese Pizza!

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dude really needs to break away from the 500 jurassic park sequels and guardians shit after this.

    terminal list is kino, he should do more projects like that

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    UHHH SUS! SUS

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE!
    I'M THE KING OF THE RHUMBA BEAT!

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      THAT PIZZA WAS ONLY OUT OF THE OVEN FOR 5 MINUTES YOU SICK FRICK

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Wants to be called CP from now on
    That will make for an interesting vanity Google search when he decides to do that.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hold on... his name is Chris Pratt? I thought it was Crisp Rat! LOL!

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >stupid homosexual millionaire who plays pretend says stupid shit
    I'm so tired of this

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love CP

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cheese Pizza?
    I think someone should tell him.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    weird flex but ok

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT'S MY NAME?
    CPKINO

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chrisachino?

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    call me TRENT LIGHTNING

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He must change it to Axl, no?

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the joke is that cp is an acronym frequently used to stand for "child pornography" on the website Cinemaphile

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thanks

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why not insist being called Mr. PRATT ?

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The actor prefers "CP"
    Now I understand why he has been shilled so hard here

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >wants to be called cp
    Here you go op, fresh off the press.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >we sinkposting now
      i want to go back /b/ros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >TotallyNotAnEmbeddedImageInThisFile.jpg
      well you weren't lying

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Johnny Depp: I always hated being called JD.
    >Chris Pratt: OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE CALL ME CP! I'M HIP! GIVE ME A NICKNAME!

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