it's not that bad..

it's not that bad..

  1. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    only reason to watch

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      only scene to skip

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Umm, that's a black woman.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      When she is the best actress in your movie, your movie is shit.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      When I saw the posters I thought they would be siblings because the actors looked related.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Rihanna?

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        damn she's taking a worse beating here than, well you know

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Hard 10

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Too cartoonish in execution and they went so fast through the outfits there wasn't enough time to match the choreography with the outfits. It's like a fast forward scene. They should've let each outfit and matching character breathe more. But the idea looks good on paper, yeah. Also Ethan Hawke was atrocious in this. Again, I think it has more to do with a lack of screentime, his character is not properly set up. Instead of a memorable cameo, he just might just as well not have been in the movie. I do like the look of the movie.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      The Rihanna stuff dragged on for way too long.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Found to skizo zoomer

  2. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    i can see it achieve cult classic status when parts from it are imitated by more profitable endeavors.

  3. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Cara is a whore who is getting gangbanged by BBC weekly

  4. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    i had to turn it off before the real plot apparently even started

  5. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Any time a friend comes to visit I force them to watch. I'm 6/6 on the exact same reaction I had, so I know they're all true friends. Surprisingly comfy as a gut check
    The movie is trash but so much is PERFECTLY wrong that it's fascinating

  6. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    the story is a mess and the blue morons iritating but kinda comfy movie

  7. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    It ruined his studio.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      He had 175 million to make that movie exactly how he wanted, and he chose to cast those two as leads. The emoest looking dork with absolutely no gravitas and a chick who looks like she's the overly artistic drama student that everyone would have sex with but not actually want to date.

  8. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Its not.
    But it was a disappointment nonetheless. Everything is trash except the visuals. I liked the worlds they introduced scene after scene imo this would've been better as a high budget tv series.
    The worlds in it didn't do justice crammed into a few seconds. Even the cgi was miles better than the shit we have now.
    It suffers the same cons as Jupiters' Ascending.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      their relationship wasnt bad. and she wasnt annoying which is praiseworthy in these times

  9. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly really like it
    My main complaint would be that the main plot is basically every movie plot ever - evil bad white men destroyed the holy and pure bastion of nature and peace and tranquility that the foreigners lived on
    But honestly, this plot point was actually a very small part of the movie despite it being the 'main plot'
    I find it comfy, creative, and enjoyable outside of that

    I know people also hate the two leads, but I really like them. They felt a bit different than the usual. Is it a little goofy how they're so young but super space CIA cops or whatever? Sure, but it's a dumb silly movie and a young adult one at that
    They weren't just Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence, actually felt a bit different. I liked them.

    I can see why the movie wasn't a big hit but I'm still glad it exists.

  10. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    are all these flops the reason cara ended up a druggie?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      they probably didn't help
      Honestly for some reason part of me wants to be on her side but then I know she's a feminist and thinks I'm a privileged piece of shit scumbag who deserves to be in prison for not liking trannies enough, so fuck her.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      She's from a rich family. money is not an issue.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure the bitch is related to royalty. She's not ugly but never would've gotten as far as she has without the connections

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        money is not the only reason you would want to be an actor.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Model turned actor. Its easy to be mediocre as fuck and stuff have a career. Connections and daddy's moolah

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            Still*

  11. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    The source material is much better.

  12. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    based Besson apologist

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Besson is a good filmmaker, Fifth Element and Taxi Taxi are treasures.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        He can be cringe sometimes. I don't hate it when he has musical sequences in his films but I'd rather be caught watching hardcore midget porn if someone walked into the room. Easier to explain

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        i didnt like fifth element, there i said it

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, you said it, and now apologize.

  13. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you. Its really not as bad as people make it out to be. It's one of those films I'll watch once a year after a couple drinks

  14. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Hi Dale

  15. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    It is not actually bad, but the main protagonist duo fucking drags it to hell.
    I have troubles remembering anyone else who had such effect on movie. Maybe that australian who played Kyle Reeves?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah Sam Worthington, same thing with Jai Courtney. Plus the guy from John Carter and that dogshit Wolverine prequel

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, Jai Courtney. I find it hillarious that only role he was ever good in was Captain Boomerang in Suicide Squad, probably because he didn't have to pretend to not be an australian.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I thought it was funny when people were praising him for acting less

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          to be fair Jai Courtney is the least bad of those generic dudes

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            He works better as an antagonist, thought he was pretty okay in that Tom Cruise Jack Reacher film

  16. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    the only good part is the intro

  17. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    not that good either, leads sucks its been said a thousand times

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely not a leading man

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        shame set designgernal story action set peices etc all good fun, but both of them drop the ball hard, badly cast, not their fault but still sry Dane I know you post here you are just not a good Valarian its suppose to be a bruce willis type, chris pratt would've worked too

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Who do you think would've been the best choice in 2017?

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            chris pratt he'd just come off avengers and was working out and all that shit has the swagger but a more serious character I mean come o it worked perfectly in 5th element put a slummy type good natured cop into a french sci-fi

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah you're right. Was trying to think about anyone else who could've done it just as well but I'm coming up blank. Feel like whoever did the casting for this were trying to go for a YA thing and it backfired

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                yep

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                >Feel like whoever did the casting for this were trying to go for a YA thing and it backfired
                In the making of documentary of the movie, Pierre Christin and Jean-Claude Mézières (the creators of the comic) are on set PRAISING the casting for being perfect.
                They are 25th century action heros, not 21st century ones. Still, shit actors; but casting Chris Pratt completely misses the point

  18. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Was a fun movie
    Cara held her own and it's rare to have a white pretty face as a lead these days

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      yes yes cara you were fine dane was miscast you are just always miscast, because your cara your still very cute, and I liked you in this, now go seek rehab immediately you rich bitch

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Cara, anytime you're in front the a camera you're miscast. You're miscast as attractive in your nudes

  19. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think it was even bad.

  20. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I want Cara to put me in her sex swing and peg me.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      I never understood the whole pegging thing. Do you fuck them after or something?

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        it only makes sense in the mentally ills head

  21. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    It was pretty RAUNCHY and LITTY

  22. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Cara can't act but I'll try watching anything for a chance to look at her <3

  23. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    why is the director on a poster?

  24. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    if you look at them as brother and sister yeah it's incest kino

  25. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Yes it was

  26. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Valerian will age well.

    The movie looks good despite its performances by its leads. We don't get good sci-fi anymore and this movie was chock full of it. If Cara had someone with the acting chops and charisma of Bruce Willis to bounce off of, her acting would have been better as opposed to the guy constantly high on xanax and detoxing before our eyes. Fifth Element had a bitching cast and even the most minor characters were memorable. Valerian had many of the same ingredients except a few crucial ones.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Fully agree.

  27. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    The male lead (can't remember his name) killed this movie stone dead. Cara isn't up to much but with him to work with, who can honestly blame her for not shining?
    The moment the cameras stopped she probably never spoke to him again, would not surprise me.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      It was shocking to watch the movie and see that's she's the better actor of the two

  28. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    What the fuck was he actually thinking casting these two?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      my only guess is he wanted to fuck either one of them

      It was shocking to watch the movie and see that's she's the better actor of the two

      and how

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Because the dude for whatever reason tried to be Keanu Reeves doing emotionless but also Bill and Ted

  29. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Killer robots were kino but they only used them at the end. I see what he was going for but it missed. Also, the way and how they used them was dumb.

  30. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    It actually was fun. Saw it twice, liked the second time even more than the first.

  31. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >it's not that bad..
    Ok. It's not any good either.

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