>Jurassic Park >intelligent film about the ethics of trying to play god and how it will always lead to failure and destruction >Jurassic World >OMG THE DINOSAUR IS EVEN MORE POWERFUL THAN ALL THE OTHER DINOSAURS AND NOW THEY HAVE TO KILL IT BEFORE THE ISLAND EXPLODES!!! OH NO NOW THE BAD GUYS HAVE KIDNAPPED THE DINOS AND ARE MIND CONTROLLING THEM TO DO crime BUT HERE COMES THE T-REX AND HE KILLS THE DINOSAURS WITH THE GOOD GUY'S PET RAPTOR BUT NOW THE DINOSAURS ARE LOOSE ALL OVER THE PLANET AND DESTROYING BUILDINGS SO WE HAVE TO GET ELDERLY JEFF GOLDBLUM TO COME IN AND KILL THE DINOS FOREVER BUT ACTUALLY KILLING ANIMALS IS LE BAD AND EVIL SO THEY COEXIST WITH US!!!! BE SURE TO BUY THE NEW DAIRY QUEEN MEGA CHOCOLATE DINO DUMP BLIZZARD, LIMITED TIME ONLY!!!!!
>>OMG THE DINOSAUR IS EVEN MORE POWERFUL THAN ALL THE OTHER DINOSAURS AND NOW THEY HAVE TO KILL IT BEFORE THE ISLAND EXPLODES!!!
Not moronic at all and the logical idea for a third book Crichton would've written in this day and age where the gmos he was terrified of in the first book become more and more normalized. The idea that the consumer wants them biggerer and betterer, so they continue to make more and more uncontrollable shit as well is the logical follow up as, as well as the idea that a corporation would go full steam ahead with making the park anyway despite the gruesome deaths. The side plots for 4 were moronic, don't get me wrong, but the main storyline was written by someone who completely understood what Crichton was talking about and how it translates to this day and age.
Overall >1>4>2>Worms>3>the shit the worms eat>6(probably for its moronic inventiveness)>5
Jurassic World has some smart ideas hidden under a terrible blockbuster script. I do think there's a genuinely clever theme of modern day consumerism. Instead of the big reveal for Jurassic World being a showcase of dinosaurs it's all these brands and stores, that's brilliant. The problem is after the first 30 minutes it completely forgets about any of this and instead becomes a soulless exercise in brand management, the very thing it was critiquing. There's probably a great draft of this out there before it was most likely rewritten into the pile of shit we ended up getting.
>intelligent film about the ethics of trying to play god and how it will always lead to failure and destruction
It's an entertaining movie, but it's just about people stuck on an island with dinosaurs. Hollywood adventure movies aren't deep just because you're nostalgic for it.
>first 45 minutes of the film have the characters debating between themselves if what they're doing is okay or not.
You're probably one of the people who think the supper scene "is the most boringest one".
The idea of a handful of dinosaurs suddenly spread over the world is the most moronic thing I've ever heard, and I used to volunteer with special needs kids.
Apparently the moronic reason is that companies like Biosyn are making this information public knowledge so some people have cloned their own (dunno how), and that breeding pairs are also spreading around.
I go to a Jurassic Park film for the Dinosaurs. Not for the gripping plot about environmentalism or man playing God. If it has Dinosaurs i'll go see it.
>JW follows the natural progression of a descent into pure, moronic, enjoyable schlock the same way Godzilla did
Totally understandable since it's essentially the same fanbase, really
Why would anyone expect it to be good?
As an oldgay (2016) I'm glad that we're returning to our roots of sharing media again.
lmfao that is not in the slightest an oldgay. i got here in 2010 and im barely a younggay. youre election tourist trash
You just got baited newbie
>”noooo i was just PRETENDING to be moronic!! hahahhaa fooled you!!!”
>old gay
>2016
Kek, you wish new gay
>even watching this movie
NGMI
moron
Does anyone else like the teen in this movie?
her face is very square and flat. IMHO not feminine and attractive at all
She looks like my niece. So yes.
Based uncle anon.
pls don't molest her
wow, I really thought they'd put a good movie together after the last two were dogshit
what a surprise
Reported to the FBI.
movie 1 and 2 were shit so why is anyone surprised?
>Jurassic Park
>intelligent film about the ethics of trying to play god and how it will always lead to failure and destruction
>Jurassic World
>OMG THE DINOSAUR IS EVEN MORE POWERFUL THAN ALL THE OTHER DINOSAURS AND NOW THEY HAVE TO KILL IT BEFORE THE ISLAND EXPLODES!!! OH NO NOW THE BAD GUYS HAVE KIDNAPPED THE DINOS AND ARE MIND CONTROLLING THEM TO DO crime BUT HERE COMES THE T-REX AND HE KILLS THE DINOSAURS WITH THE GOOD GUY'S PET RAPTOR BUT NOW THE DINOSAURS ARE LOOSE ALL OVER THE PLANET AND DESTROYING BUILDINGS SO WE HAVE TO GET ELDERLY JEFF GOLDBLUM TO COME IN AND KILL THE DINOS FOREVER BUT ACTUALLY KILLING ANIMALS IS LE BAD AND EVIL SO THEY COEXIST WITH US!!!! BE SURE TO BUY THE NEW DAIRY QUEEN MEGA CHOCOLATE DINO DUMP BLIZZARD, LIMITED TIME ONLY!!!!!
kek
>>OMG THE DINOSAUR IS EVEN MORE POWERFUL THAN ALL THE OTHER DINOSAURS AND NOW THEY HAVE TO KILL IT BEFORE THE ISLAND EXPLODES!!!
Not moronic at all and the logical idea for a third book Crichton would've written in this day and age where the gmos he was terrified of in the first book become more and more normalized. The idea that the consumer wants them biggerer and betterer, so they continue to make more and more uncontrollable shit as well is the logical follow up as, as well as the idea that a corporation would go full steam ahead with making the park anyway despite the gruesome deaths. The side plots for 4 were moronic, don't get me wrong, but the main storyline was written by someone who completely understood what Crichton was talking about and how it translates to this day and age.
Overall
>1>4>2>Worms>3>the shit the worms eat>6(probably for its moronic inventiveness)>5
Jurassic World has some smart ideas hidden under a terrible blockbuster script. I do think there's a genuinely clever theme of modern day consumerism. Instead of the big reveal for Jurassic World being a showcase of dinosaurs it's all these brands and stores, that's brilliant. The problem is after the first 30 minutes it completely forgets about any of this and instead becomes a soulless exercise in brand management, the very thing it was critiquing. There's probably a great draft of this out there before it was most likely rewritten into the pile of shit we ended up getting.
>intelligent film about the ethics of trying to play god and how it will always lead to failure and destruction
It's an entertaining movie, but it's just about people stuck on an island with dinosaurs. Hollywood adventure movies aren't deep just because you're nostalgic for it.
If you didn't pick up on the obvious themes of this film then you're a moron.
>first 45 minutes of the film have the characters debating between themselves if what they're doing is okay or not.
You're probably one of the people who think the supper scene "is the most boringest one".
The idea of a handful of dinosaurs suddenly spread over the world is the most moronic thing I've ever heard, and I used to volunteer with special needs kids.
Apparently the moronic reason is that companies like Biosyn are making this information public knowledge so some people have cloned their own (dunno how), and that breeding pairs are also spreading around.
It's too bad that all camrips now come from pajeet land and have their shitty pajeet ads included in them, unwatchable
I miss chink rips. They usually had chinks subs on them, but were at least decent quality rips and not camrips with ad breaks
Remember when there used to be a shitty camrip and then the HD TS? I don't think they even make that anymore
some are fine. but this one seems to have terrible audio so not worth it. better wait for better audio
I didn't even know there was a new one out
>It's not very good
I'm shocked
Fricking white israelite promo poster.
>2022
>camrips still look like shit
how come?
I felt physical pain from the cringe I endured during that last 'big fight' between the giga, rex and theri holy frick what were they thinking
I go to a Jurassic Park film for the Dinosaurs. Not for the gripping plot about environmentalism or man playing God. If it has Dinosaurs i'll go see it.
>JW follows the natural progression of a descent into pure, moronic, enjoyable schlock the same way Godzilla did
Totally understandable since it's essentially the same fanbase, really
Jurrasic World was originally going to have DIno-human hybrid super-soldiers
Dodgson is the villain but they got a different actor
>still wont watch it even if free
Frick this franchise fell hard
I for one, am shocked
does the evil asian scientist at least inject himself with something to transform into the ultimate dinosaur?
I will only watch it if there's a weight gain subplot for Bryce's character.
OH..... BOONGI MAMA.....
Someone spoil this shit for me
It's fricking Dinosaurs. How can you frick that up?
Ask Fallen Kingdom.