Why doesn't the dumb bitch just get her tits out?
She was constantly bragging about how she will get naked and then she does it, a fucking shot from the back. This time she will do it for real, watch me do it! I showed up to the audition with my tits out to show how serious I am! It comes out and it 100% looks like a fake plastic breast piece.
Where are the tits? Apologize you fucking Quasimodo goblin
God damn, how did she hit the wall so hard.
Sophie went from beautiful to goblina as well but atleast you can explain that with her party lifestyle and buccal fat removal.
WHAT went wrong with this (formerly) cute little vixen
>be on vacation in bongland >see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk >like a graceful penguin with gout >follow her for a block >working up courage >gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m Anon. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?” >she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag >stares intently for a few moments >then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!” >quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON! >she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper >head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table >Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?” >look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script >she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!” >he slinks away without even taking my order >Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket >starts rubbing at her crotch >brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?” >look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check >turn around >Arya is slumped over the table >raped to death by Pakis
>A bitch whose narcissism and insufferability circles-back on itself into "tradwife" larping
Whoever marries this raging cunt is in for an incredible world of misery and disappointment .
>What thr fuck is up with British genes?
All the worthwhile genes left or were stolen. Literally the current white British population are pre-selected for being "undesirables" - passive, ugly, depressed, losers. Unironically, all the blacks and browns they're getting are likely adding some motivation to their gene pool. Blanda up, Nigel!
She still has very uncanny facial proportions and skull structure, and even with all that makeup on still has that inbred British phenotype
I agree with this anon
should've kept the hookup hotshot look
she looks best when she goes for the porn whore look
She looks like Luna Lovegood. I want them both at once.
In what way are those jaws look like Luna's?
el goblina del bongo
The slag of England, innit bruv
The entire cast is begging HBO for a spinoff.
Why doesn't the dumb bitch just get her tits out?
She was constantly bragging about how she will get naked and then she does it, a fucking shot from the back. This time she will do it for real, watch me do it! I showed up to the audition with my tits out to show how serious I am! It comes out and it 100% looks like a fake plastic breast piece.
Where are the tits? Apologize you fucking Quasimodo goblin
God damn, how did she hit the wall so hard.
Sophie went from beautiful to goblina as well but atleast you can explain that with her party lifestyle and buccal fat removal.
WHAT went wrong with this (formerly) cute little vixen
>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m Anon. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis
Hahahaha how do u write this stuff?
old pasta
Probably created by American anon. You can tell at the end some actual Bong added their "contribution" because it's unfunny and trying too hard.
The Paki rape is the best part
t. American
It gets better every time I read i
Butthurt Bong detected
Its a crime against Humanity for person to be this ugly
we love Maisie here though
dios mio
>another Bong thread
Get your own board, Nigel
Black men can have this one, honestly Jamal it's on me
didn't she buy like 5 quadrillion bitcoin at $65k during the Covid lockdowns?
Bros??
Mary Morgan is insufferable
No
>A bitch whose narcissism and insufferability circles-back on itself into "tradwife" larping
Whoever marries this raging cunt is in for an incredible world of misery and disappointment .
>he's simping for this
This is the most basic bitch zoomer thot starter set profile I have ever seen.
Oh my goodness.
Need
What thr fuck is up with British genes?
>What thr fuck is up with British genes?
All the worthwhile genes left or were stolen. Literally the current white British population are pre-selected for being "undesirables" - passive, ugly, depressed, losers. Unironically, all the blacks and browns they're getting are likely adding some motivation to their gene pool. Blanda up, Nigel!
should've kept the hookup hotshot look
I feel like there is a specific video this look is reminding me of. Anyone know which one it could be?
Yes. I know exactly which video.
Nice, I'm glad I wasn't just imagining things.
Why are actresses so ugly nowadays?
maisie isnt ugly
shes actually extremely hot in a goblin kink fetish way
more like why can't you tards understand makeup and hair dye?
She still has very uncanny facial proportions and skull structure, and even with all that makeup on still has that inbred British phenotype
I agree with this anon
she looks best when she goes for the porn whore look
>dyed blonde eyebrows
over? it never started
Would wife and breed repeatedly
She could have done so much better than that last chump. She should have kids like Sophie by now
oh dang, she's in a new tv show on apple. can't find a better trailer than this shitty one
old
what
bitch looks ancient
It's set in WW2