It's the only white male character in the Acolyte, a random powerful Jedi that the black female antagonist tries to kill but is protected by a magic force bubble while he sits and meditates. She gets a bottle of poison to kill him, and when he snaps out of his meditation, he recognizes her, remembers she's a victim from some evil event he participated in (because he's a white male,) so he agreees to drink the poison and euthanize himself.
It's kind of insane this was written tbh- I remember a bit from Venture Bros. where they had a parody of Velma as a grungy lesbian describing a feminist utopia where hetero males would be sent to gas chambers. This feels like the person who wrote this script unironically.
It's the whole ensemble really- him as a white malding manchild lookin fella who dutifully commits suicide upon learning the error of his ways is pretty obviously how the director perceives proponents of le patriarchy. This is her heavy handed way of pointing at her critics and going 'THIS IS YOU, CHUD.'
Jedi = patriarchy supressing the lesbian witch cult because they're lesbians
Female "antagonist" will get redeemed/vindicated at the end of the season, like they did with the previous female minority antagonist. How do you not pick up on the obvious shit they're putting down?
But I heard the chick wants to fight people with honor in combat? Why is it once he wakes up she's okay with him drinking poison? No fight? No challenge "FIGHT ME WITH ALL YOUR S-STRENGTH!"? Interesting writing style these new kids have. Epic even.
But what I'm saying is I heard she wants to actually battle and fight them. So once he lowers the field why was she okay with him giving up and killing himself? I know there's no answer because the show is written by very stupid people. It just shows the inconsistent writing.
Literally the only white male character in the Acolyte, a depressed Jedi who decides to meditate for 10 years then wakes up and kills himself because of Jedi guilt
I love that part where the dreadlocked twin sings to her lesbian mothers in the key of D#; >"GIVE ME A SILICONE DOUBLE-ENDED LIGHTSABER... AND GIVE IT TO ME RAW!"
Q. Why did the lesbian witches curse this 12yo s oy-enjoyer with an unconvincing $3 beard for not saving them from their Black force-daughter's arson and their flammable rocks?
Why am I looking at a picture of what appears to be a 28-year-old man with the hairline of a 70-year-old, the most unmanly facial structure in the universe, and a very obviously fake beard that looks like it came out of a fricking 1970s B-movie?
Bruh this literally looks like woman crossdressing, where they have small, weak facial features and they try and stick a bead on top and it just looks like a kid with a wig on his face.
You know, it's fricking wild that literally just from this post I can tell that everyone who ever met you, genuinely is hoping that you have a nice day.
He’s the true villain of the Acolyte. In the final episode, we will see the flashback from Mae’s perspective. After the fire is set, which was an accident, the Jedi and the witches arrive on the scene simultaneously. Tensions will flare with each side blaming the other. The witches will attack first, but Jedi Tommen’s response will be OP and cause a massive explosion, killing all of the witches and injuring himself in the process. The other three Jedi are only guilty of covering up the crime.
Yes, the stunning brave witches were killed by an intolerant white man.
>”why the frick would I drink this?”
>”you’re in the acolyte”
>”make it a double”
his smile, optimism, gone.
What is this and why am I seeing it referenced so much? I don't watch goyslop so assume your fotm has passed me by.
It's the only white male character in the Acolyte, a random powerful Jedi that the black female antagonist tries to kill but is protected by a magic force bubble while he sits and meditates. She gets a bottle of poison to kill him, and when he snaps out of his meditation, he recognizes her, remembers she's a victim from some evil event he participated in (because he's a white male,) so he agreees to drink the poison and euthanize himself.
It's kind of insane this was written tbh- I remember a bit from Venture Bros. where they had a parody of Velma as a grungy lesbian describing a feminist utopia where hetero males would be sent to gas chambers. This feels like the person who wrote this script unironically.
Sure am glad I don't watch goyslop
Same, I just read summaries, snort derisively, and move on with my day
Is this really why its a meme? Because he's white? Rent fricking free holy shit, I thought it was about the hairline.
This will never be your site. Child pRedditor.
way to out yourself newbie
>claiming seniority
Guaranteed newbie.
Dumb /misc/troony
It's the whole ensemble really- him as a white malding manchild lookin fella who dutifully commits suicide upon learning the error of his ways is pretty obviously how the director perceives proponents of le patriarchy. This is her heavy handed way of pointing at her critics and going 'THIS IS YOU, CHUD.'
but in the plot he has nothing to do with any patriachy and the villain is shown to be a piece of shit?
Jedi = patriarchy supressing the lesbian witch cult because they're lesbians
Female "antagonist" will get redeemed/vindicated at the end of the season, like they did with the previous female minority antagonist. How do you not pick up on the obvious shit they're putting down?
>this feels like the person who wrote this script unironically
It was
But I heard the chick wants to fight people with honor in combat? Why is it once he wakes up she's okay with him drinking poison? No fight? No challenge "FIGHT ME WITH ALL YOUR S-STRENGTH!"? Interesting writing style these new kids have. Epic even.
she couldn't get through his bubble so
she literally demanded he lower the entrance requirements
But what I'm saying is I heard she wants to actually battle and fight them. So once he lowers the field why was she okay with him giving up and killing himself? I know there's no answer because the show is written by very stupid people. It just shows the inconsistent writing.
she's going for platinum trophy, she tries to kill one jedi with no weapons (even though her hands would be weapons)
Literally the only white male character in the Acolyte, a depressed Jedi who decides to meditate for 10 years then wakes up and kills himself because of Jedi guilt
If you are bald you are already dead.
the reaper has your follicules.
I love that part where the dreadlocked twin sings to her lesbian mothers in the key of D#;
>"GIVE ME A SILICONE DOUBLE-ENDED LIGHTSABER... AND GIVE IT TO ME RAW!"
lmfao!!! holy shit anon, I needed that.
Q. Why did the lesbian witches curse this 12yo s oy-enjoyer with an unconvincing $3 beard for not saving them from their Black force-daughter's arson and their flammable rocks?
Jive Talkin'
Bee Gee Jedi
He's silent cause he's a woman's man, no time to talk?
>tfw will have his hairline in a couple of years
it has never been so over
what wojak is that?
wait, this is that troony Star Wars show? I thought it was Andrew Garfield in old man makeup from the end of Silence
Young Jedi fought in the Clone Wars and had less suicidal tendencies then this one.
>tfw you get typecasted as the suicide dude
>without white guilt trannies are powerless
dishonest hairline
Even the power of the Jedi is insignificant against the Norwood Reaper
Obsessed. Not tv related
>you're bald
>t. baldy
It's amazing how bad he looks with his bald cap and fake beard.
How do I slow down a receding hairline? I've lost 2 inches in 10 years
Gay sex. At least try it.
finasteride
>inb4 crab bucket replies
Good sleep, low stress. Many a wagecuck has been prematurely balding because he can't attain either.
Why did God make balding a thing and only make it effect some men not all men?
Why am I looking at a picture of what appears to be a 28-year-old man with the hairline of a 70-year-old, the most unmanly facial structure in the universe, and a very obviously fake beard that looks like it came out of a fricking 1970s B-movie?
Bruh this literally looks like woman crossdressing, where they have small, weak facial features and they try and stick a bead on top and it just looks like a kid with a wig on his face.
Genuinely looks like an original trilogy character. It's great, except he does nothing then dies.
You know, it's fricking wild that literally just from this post I can tell that everyone who ever met you, genuinely is hoping that you have a nice day.
>Genuinely looks like an original trilogy character
You mean the average guy in the 70s
basically yeah, and 70s costume work
he looks like something an ai would draw if you prompt "star wars 70s movie"
You mean "70s star wars movie character, female actor in drag, crossdressing beta male".
Sad how all the new hope created by the first Mandalorian season just flew out the fricking airlock.
Say one good thing about this series, anon.
>Say one good thing about this series, anon.
i dont know where its going, and that's why i want to watch.
based straight white male ally doing the best possible praxis for a straight white male ally
>white male dies on capeshit show for children
Billions must die. Is this white genocide?
He’s the true villain of the Acolyte. In the final episode, we will see the flashback from Mae’s perspective. After the fire is set, which was an accident, the Jedi and the witches arrive on the scene simultaneously. Tensions will flare with each side blaming the other. The witches will attack first, but Jedi Tommen’s response will be OP and cause a massive explosion, killing all of the witches and injuring himself in the process. The other three Jedi are only guilty of covering up the crime.
Yes, the stunning brave witches were killed by an intolerant white man.
Screencap this.
the jedi are shit, and always have been. they've failed us your heiress. I want to join the dark side.
sad hairline
>played by the same guy who played Tomen
it has been for a long time
With the reveal in the latest episode, I don't get why he killed himself.
he loved the OT and just couldnt handle nuwars anymore
>With the reveal in the latest episode, I don't get why he killed himself.
you fell for the misdirection. we only saw Osha's POV. the Jedi totally killed all the witches offscreen.