Literal unironic fake news by roasties. She did have kids; "messy" for her means her kids' shoes aren't perfectly lined up in the entryway in front of the door.
Seething lazy landwhales are just trying to take this perfect tradqueen down.
so there is a tidy drawer and another one where whatever that is looks a little untidy? oh no, maybe she needs to get her toes sucked to find some motivation
You wouldn't even need to do that. Put the [5] shotgun shells next to the other shotgun shells, move the bottom row over, and you can get the flash grenade on the bottom row with the others
Lmao Japanese women are laughable bad at being housewives and even more shitty as parents which is hilarious since they have been larping forever as le traditional.
They are so shitty no wonder their husbands live as far away as possible from them
Children being at best neglected at worst abused, couples not even living together or sleeping together, houses with piles of garbage inside being more normalized than in other countries.
The way Japanese women deal with problems is by ignoring them, never talking about them, but never moving on past a perceived slight and refusing to do anything else until the slight is addressed but they don't want to address it.
They also discipline kids by treating them as if they don't exist for a few days, including as much as not feeding them and straight up acting like they're invisible in the room, complete with passive aggressive comments. >What would it be like to have a well-behaved child like my sister does, I really wonder it must be amazing.
They will clean though. Lol, that depends on the person. It's more a neuroticism thing.
Cleaning is fucking based if not done obsessively like this Kondo witch. I dunno why women ever rebelled against housewife stuff, shit feels great. Vacuuming is meditative, dusting the shelves makes you feel accomplishes and feeds into OCD urges, once a month I obliterate kitchen and tile gunk and molds with a steam cleaner, throwing shit out feels great. Plus its a decent workout. Cleaning is such an easy access to dopamine and people eschew it.
My sisters-in-law get so fucken cuntish about how clean I keep our house, as if I should feel bad about it. I used to ignore it until one of them told me to get a life. Now every time we visit her house I make a point to rinse any dishes she hands me, or pick at countertop scum, or whatever looks dirty.
My wife thinks like you and gets utterly flustered everytime someone just walks over her petty bullshit without even noticing.
I've tried to explain why it's just plain stupid a million times already, so I won't bother trying with you. You won't ever get how men think anyway.
Based. I always keep my room clean at all times, no clue how people can just leave bottles/cans/plates on their desk and clothes lying everywhere. Disgusting.
The only homo sapien in this thread filled with roaches who prefer to live in filth than to exercise their own free will to launch a just crusade against germs in the form of a bleaching genocide. filthy monkeys. bitches really do live like this.
i'm a druid. i cultivate filth. the filth cultivates the insects. the insects invite the vermin, the vermin invite the predators - and after all, as the apex predator of the world, is it not my responsibility to further the circle of life? *braaap*
Yeah we know, you Indians can't stand each other which is why to try (and fail) to fuck literally anyone else.
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Anonymous
i am no indian - i am worse. i'm american. true dysgenia, and as i amass more refuse, the insects' grubs are infused with my DNA
one day my accursed offspring will control the earth
Absolutely based, sometimes I'm pissed off and taking a couple hours to aggressively tidy up shit while listening to music feels amazing. Girls love it, but most anons will get offended by this and cry oh woe is me. Also, MK is strangely erotic dunno why.
>Cleaning is such an easy access to dopamine
I have ADD and I get zero dopamine from cleaning, it's actually a good way of describing why people with this diagnosis are such fuck up losers, our brains doesn't reward us for doing anything, even if its something we like. Normal people are driven by shit like this, but I clean once a week and when I'm done I feel nothing, I'm glad that I have the routine and I'm glad that my apartment is clean but there's no good vibes from doing anything, from performing the task, from sitting down after its done.
>You really get no sense of relief when your sit down on a recently cleaned room.
Not one I can feel, no. I get a satisfaction of keeping a routine in check, I feel some semblance of pride in having a day that I clean on and keeping that routine. But there's no elation happening after its done.
it's only obsessive on the show because she's going to set up people who are disorganized. once you've adopted a cleaning system, the idea is you just do a little bit regularly so it's not taking over your life
I know why some people hate cleaning, and it boils down to what they associate cleaning with:
*Last minute stressful cleaning before some family gathering
*When parent that normaly does'nt mind messiness has a shit day and unloads by making you clean up room with the "dust on white glove" theatrics
*When a parent gets his annual "I have nothing to show for my life" day and so he starts to drown this feeling with this sense of accomplishment that cleaning gives, of course dragging you in the process and being on the edge during it
Based undercover homo. Cooking too. Being able to make amazing food and present it to someone is one of life's simplest pleasure. Women complaining about having to cook and clean instead of """career building""" is always the funniest shit.
Noticed how each of them come and greet the man, yet the wife doesn't. It's no surprise the man meet receptions with receptions and distance with distance.
>husband enters >wife stays where she is and barely turns his direction >kondo crosses the room with open arms >her hot secretary follows after >wife just gives a back pat while he's walking by
do people really think he did anything wrong here? the wife was the least enthusiastic to see him, of course he responded that way
I wonder how often some tired mom would tell her she can't keep on top of the cleaning and tidying because kids only to be reprimanded by kendo.
The people throwing a fit over muh books annoyed me the most. morons, she's just giving suggestions you don't have to do what she said. It's just pointless signaling by Twitter addicts to show off how intellectual they are because muh books
Bangs on adult when make me rock hard. They look stupid and there's something sexy about a small, dorky looking women. One look at Kondo and you know just how small and breakable she must be. Imagine her bangs flopping around as her head undulates on your cock, her flat asian chest not flopping at all. Infinite spunk.
Didn't this happen because she had kids? Good for her in that case, she's singlehandedly saving the Japanese race from extinction.
Having kids doesn't expulse you from your domestic duties.
Literal unironic fake news by roasties. She did have kids; "messy" for her means her kids' shoes aren't perfectly lined up in the entryway in front of the door.
Seething lazy landwhales are just trying to take this perfect tradqueen down.
same thing happened with the asian fitness instructor who had kids and then ballooned up and said turns out stayin skinny is hard
it's because she recently had childs right?
>makes millions by telling people to be tidy n shiet
>actually lives in filth
Le female Juden Peterstein
At least Peterson was fucked up by benzos. She has no excuse except her own malice and fraudulent public mask.
I want to tidy up her pusy
She only fucks white guys
Can anyone explain this post?
Yes, her lady parts are a derelict, unsalvageable mess and anon is offering to tear them down and put up a parking lot.
I don't have time to clean up. This program only makes sense for children and at-home parents
>Jordan Peterson
:^|
>Jordan Peterson, jap
:^O
return the money you made then bitch
guys she is a tiny little japanese lady most of you guys wouldn't be able to fit in there
If you genuinely believe that then I'm sorry to inform you that you have never seen or felt vagina
uh from what i can gather its basically bags of sand
challenge accepted
so there is a tidy drawer and another one where whatever that is looks a little untidy? oh no, maybe she needs to get her toes sucked to find some motivation
Disgusting woman, can't believe I still use some of her folding techniques
>americans made some femlet famous just for telling them to clean their shit
Should just get rid off that one sniper bullet so the single flash grenade can fit in the lowest row.
You would never need that many flashes anyway. That isn't tidy that's hoarder-tier. Also no space for the scope so have fun wasting ammo on regens.
You wouldn't even need to do that. Put the [5] shotgun shells next to the other shotgun shells, move the bottom row over, and you can get the flash grenade on the bottom row with the others
I love her
Holy shit, I refuse to believe it. The demoralization of modern world is real
Lmao Japanese women are laughable bad at being housewives and even more shitty as parents which is hilarious since they have been larping forever as le traditional.
They are so shitty no wonder their husbands live as far away as possible from them
elaborate on that
Children being at best neglected at worst abused, couples not even living together or sleeping together, houses with piles of garbage inside being more normalized than in other countries.
The way Japanese women deal with problems is by ignoring them, never talking about them, but never moving on past a perceived slight and refusing to do anything else until the slight is addressed but they don't want to address it.
They also discipline kids by treating them as if they don't exist for a few days, including as much as not feeding them and straight up acting like they're invisible in the room, complete with passive aggressive comments.
>What would it be like to have a well-behaved child like my sister does, I really wonder it must be amazing.
They will clean though. Lol, that depends on the person. It's more a neuroticism thing.
Cleaning is fucking based if not done obsessively like this Kondo witch. I dunno why women ever rebelled against housewife stuff, shit feels great. Vacuuming is meditative, dusting the shelves makes you feel accomplishes and feeds into OCD urges, once a month I obliterate kitchen and tile gunk and molds with a steam cleaner, throwing shit out feels great. Plus its a decent workout. Cleaning is such an easy access to dopamine and people eschew it.
goddamn you're a flaming gay
>goddamn you're a flaming gay
He's right, you are a flaming gay.
>Cleaning is fucking based
LOL WUT
haha a meme I havent seen in a long time
If you like it so much can I hire you to do it for me at my place?
My sisters-in-law get so fucken cuntish about how clean I keep our house, as if I should feel bad about it. I used to ignore it until one of them told me to get a life. Now every time we visit her house I make a point to rinse any dishes she hands me, or pick at countertop scum, or whatever looks dirty.
>I will do the chores at her place, yeah that'll teach her a lesson
you sound like you do need to get a life
Just tell them to shut the fuck up lmao are you actually a petty little girl
>I'll become their cleaning slave, that'll show them
Anon that was a self own
My wife thinks like you and gets utterly flustered everytime someone just walks over her petty bullshit without even noticing.
I've tried to explain why it's just plain stupid a million times already, so I won't bother trying with you. You won't ever get how men think anyway.
they hated him cause he spoke the truth
there's no better feeling than relaxing in a room you just finished cleaning
Your existence consists of 3 parts:
>Mind
>Body
>Environment
People focus on the first two, but all three must be maintained! Be like anon!
You are correct, but you forget that you are on a website for basement dwelling slobs, which is why you have so many negative replies.
Based. I always keep my room clean at all times, no clue how people can just leave bottles/cans/plates on their desk and clothes lying everywhere. Disgusting.
>You will own nothing and you will be happy.
is your automated reply function broken? how the fuck does this even relate
>clean room
>depression disappears
It’s that easy
>leave room dirty
>fap all day
>keep thinking about killing myself and others
The only homo sapien in this thread filled with roaches who prefer to live in filth than to exercise their own free will to launch a just crusade against germs in the form of a bleaching genocide. filthy monkeys. bitches really do live like this.
i'm a druid. i cultivate filth. the filth cultivates the insects. the insects invite the vermin, the vermin invite the predators - and after all, as the apex predator of the world, is it not my responsibility to further the circle of life? *braaap*
No I don't want to buy a "dub pack." Stay away from me filthy hippy. You smell like Rajeesh.
rajeesh averts his face in terror upon seeing me
Yeah we know, you Indians can't stand each other which is why to try (and fail) to fuck literally anyone else.
i am no indian - i am worse. i'm american. true dysgenia, and as i amass more refuse, the insects' grubs are infused with my DNA
one day my accursed offspring will control the earth
Absolutely based, sometimes I'm pissed off and taking a couple hours to aggressively tidy up shit while listening to music feels amazing. Girls love it, but most anons will get offended by this and cry oh woe is me. Also, MK is strangely erotic dunno why.
>Cleaning is such an easy access to dopamine
I have ADD and I get zero dopamine from cleaning, it's actually a good way of describing why people with this diagnosis are such fuck up losers, our brains doesn't reward us for doing anything, even if its something we like. Normal people are driven by shit like this, but I clean once a week and when I'm done I feel nothing, I'm glad that I have the routine and I'm glad that my apartment is clean but there's no good vibes from doing anything, from performing the task, from sitting down after its done.
Then why bother? You really get no sense of relief when your sit down on a recently cleaned room.
>You really get no sense of relief when your sit down on a recently cleaned room.
Not one I can feel, no. I get a satisfaction of keeping a routine in check, I feel some semblance of pride in having a day that I clean on and keeping that routine. But there's no elation happening after its done.
You sound like you do get a reward from thinking lowly about yourself
it's only obsessive on the show because she's going to set up people who are disorganized. once you've adopted a cleaning system, the idea is you just do a little bit regularly so it's not taking over your life
I know why some people hate cleaning, and it boils down to what they associate cleaning with:
*Last minute stressful cleaning before some family gathering
*When parent that normaly does'nt mind messiness has a shit day and unloads by making you clean up room with the "dust on white glove" theatrics
*When a parent gets his annual "I have nothing to show for my life" day and so he starts to drown this feeling with this sense of accomplishment that cleaning gives, of course dragging you in the process and being on the edge during it
Based undercover homo. Cooking too. Being able to make amazing food and present it to someone is one of life's simplest pleasure. Women complaining about having to cook and clean instead of """career building""" is always the funniest shit.
People without kids need to STFU about tidiness
~~*~~*~~*((White Woman*~~*~~*~~*~~ hands typed this article
where are all the Marie Kondo webms goddamnit
here's a photo of her with a baby, which she is only twice as tall as
and just because I feel like it, here's the fat bitch from the new season of Takeshi's Castle
would
smol
fuckin hell
>kissed her while she had a cold sore
you just know when he hugged kondo he was imagining pinning her against the wall
Is this what they mean when talking about "fun sized"?
I literally worship asian women
white women hags on suicide watch
Noticed how each of them come and greet the man, yet the wife doesn't. It's no surprise the man meet receptions with receptions and distance with distance.
I never thought about it that way, its true. the other two women approach him with warmth. His wife is just standing like a statue, arms crossed
>husband enters
>wife stays where she is and barely turns his direction
>kondo crosses the room with open arms
>her hot secretary follows after
>wife just gives a back pat while he's walking by
do people really think he did anything wrong here? the wife was the least enthusiastic to see him, of course he responded that way
god wh*te women look like horses next to real femininity kek
So...is her husband white?
No she's trad in every way.
I'll be her kaishakunin when she eventually commits seppuku
When Buddha points at the moon, don't make the mistake of worshipping his finger.
I need a tiny Japanese plaything to come live with me to keep my place tidy.
Are you particular about the gender?
Hoes so fucking mad.
>Barbara Ehrenreich and other white feminists
she cute
I wonder how often some tired mom would tell her she can't keep on top of the cleaning and tidying because kids only to be reprimanded by kendo.
The people throwing a fit over muh books annoyed me the most. morons, she's just giving suggestions you don't have to do what she said. It's just pointless signaling by Twitter addicts to show off how intellectual they are because muh books
damn...
alice used to be real cute before her entire adult life happened
People like this genuinely need the shit beat out of them.
Bangs on adult when make me rock hard. They look stupid and there's something sexy about a small, dorky looking women. One look at Kondo and you know just how small and breakable she must be. Imagine her bangs flopping around as her head undulates on your cock, her flat asian chest not flopping at all. Infinite spunk.
>Teehee I'm such a mess lmao
>One sweater on the floor and one plate on the kitchen bench
Every single time. These people don't know what a mess really is.
It's kinda of funny when you think about it. American needed a TV show where a tiny Japanese lady comes and tells you to clean your shit up.
The East has Fallen
She wrote a book about what I have done for years. People really profit off what people already know huh
It sounds dumb but sometimes people need to be told common sense advice for it to really click in their head
hoardingchads win again
minimalkeks eternally btfo
That lady told me to throw away everything that didn’t spark joy and now I don’t have any underpants
buy better underpants, like sheathe
marie would not have told you to do that.
She would have, because she's a nympho and wants to see my peepee
she no longer needs cleaning to spark joy, my dick is providing more than enough