Its over.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11863903/amp/Jeremy-Renners-Hollywood-acting-career-no-longer-priority-snowplow-accident.html

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    did they find his dick?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hunter Schafer had it the whole time.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        In his butt or mouth?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Both, unironically.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, they had to excavate your butthole but they finally dug deep enough to recover it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      'fraid not

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think its still possible for him to act without his dick. I hope jr changes his mind.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The israelites did this to Renner and gave Thor Maybe Dementia One Day to get them out of the picture.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Thor: Maybe Dementia One Day
      Is Taika Waititi directing that?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Bruce Willis actually.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      but renner is a israelite. i guess he did do it to himself, so you are technically right.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Come out as a a troony

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So no more Mayor of Kingstown?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe they can have Bunny push him around in a wheelchair while his brother cries like a woman .

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dick status?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      EVISCERATED

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      reduced to smithereens.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Replaced with a BBC

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        so you telling me he has a robotic BBC now?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It went to davy jones' locker

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they so quiet about the injury? We have the right to know

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How’s Schumacher doing?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wait did his dick really get ripped off?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it got eaten by a squirrel

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You should have said raccoon. Squirrels are vegetarians.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Squirrels are vegetarians.
          Not dick squirrels. They eat dicks.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          the squirrel accidentally ate it while gnawing on his nuts

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Lulz

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          False. Squirrels are omnivores.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hope he can still find happiness.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I’m sure the 80 million dollars helps. I look now it would me, I wonder how much amyl nitrate and Thai ladyboys 80 million buck will buy?

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wtf they still have not said what injuries he actually got from the accident?
    wtf?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dude lost his dick, give him a break.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Translation: his range of motion is going to be fricked, and he will likely have a limp, so he won't be able to do action movies, so he has to have some excuse that absolves him from his pathetic physical state going forward. KEK.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >bad accident makes it so you can't do a physical job
      >hurrdurr the bad accident is just an excuse for why he can't do a physical job!!!
      What do you even mean by this? Are you legitimately moronic, or has the internet broken your brain?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Jeremy, post dick

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >says the same exact thing the article does
      >acts like it's a "gotcha" moment
      Actual mental illness right here. Holy frick.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Thor returns bearing gifts for the Hawk man.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he lost his dick

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kangstown bros we got too wienery

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Time for King of Mayorstown?

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he got out just in time

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the accident made him prove his manhood and once he's stimulated enough he'll thrust deep into filmmaking again

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    His dick got so butchered a Rabi wouldn't even suck it

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >announce this on the day of Mayor of Kingstown season 2 finale
    It's over

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how bad it would have been were he not max vaxxed and bolus boosted...

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