even the cucked 2022 version of Kermode hated it, he's really tired of Waititi's insincerity
>i thought it was absolute balderdash and i really sat there thinking "i've had enough of this now, really... this is so tired and so... if you're gonna do it, do it, don't just do 2 hours of snarky "we're making a superhero movie, but we're funny about it, hahahaha"". it's just... STOP, STOP, i thought it was ABSOLUTE rubbish
>draw a line in the sand now and stop, just stop this nonsense
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I feel bad for Pratt and Hemsworth getting served with a hated flop because woke Disney just won't knock their bullshit off.
>I feel bad for Pratt and Hemsworth
same, they're cool dudes and deserve better
Bad movies hurt careers even if it's not the fault of the actors.
Every Marvel & DC movie is a bad movie
I liked Constatine, but I am in the minority I think.
I'm with you on that one.
Keanu was BASED as frick and it was CapeKINO.
> I feel bad for Pratt and Hemsworth getting
Why? Hemsworth loves doing Thor because of Waititi and i think if Disney ever fires Waititi Hemsworth will leave right with him and Pratt is just happy to be included because he gets so much hate from liberals even though he's not that political or religious.
I don't feel sorry at all, Hemsworth let the franchise go to the abyss when he sat through Taika's pathetic and woke script in Ragnarok should have demanded more fidelity and respect to the comics and a correct tone
Hemsworth has no standards or career savvy whatsoever. He signed on for ghostbusters.
literally the physical, philosophical and spiritual DEFINITION of dishonest cinema.
everyone is right. this is the end of taika waititi
No it's not. Disney will hand him at least one more Star Wars project and several capeshit projects to ruin. If they won't get rid of KK, they won't get rid of him either.
It's a shame to read this. It's a shame to be a star war fan at the moment. Although they are also responsible for consuming anything made by Disney.
The phase 4 MCU and Star Wars franchise and the utter destruction of the Disney empire will be the subject of many future courses taught by movie historians.
The thing is they don't care. They have feeligns about homos, blacks, and stuff, so they're right, and everyone else who doesn't approve is literally Hitler. They're not gonna make movies for Hitler to enjoy.
And the thing is there's 8 billion people on the planet, and only roughly 10% are white. They need absolute zero white conservative Christian support to have everything they do be a huge success. BUT when shit flops because EVERYONE hated it except for the woke minority, then it's all the fault of white people somehow.
The thing is, the Hollywood left doesn’t seems to get is that no one cares about black, homos, lesbo or trannies. What they care about is original and likeable character, which they seem unable to write, so they keep changing established characters to fit their narrative.
Maverick is the best example: a multi-ethnic team of pilots and yet, no one cares about it.
It's not about race it's about competence and likeability
Phase 4 went to utter shit when The Sylvie Show revealed that everything that happened prior to it was because Kang wanted it to go that way
>Every timeline where Cap escapes being frozen gets deleted
>Every timeline where Tony and Bruce create a "good" Ultron gets deleted
>Every timeline where Thanos thinks "hey I'll use the stones to double natural resources instead of killing half the universe, and I'll keep using the stones to make more resources as needed" gets deleted
Nobody ever had any agency in the previous three phases. It was all Kang.
>end of taika
I wish that were true.
It’s time someone told him to Taika hike.
Unfortunately Disney will probably double down.
Correct.
What's dishonest about it?
Auteur-of-the-month directing director frickers who don’t care, on a green screen of pre-script set pieces to set up future content. Misplaced humor undercuts moments of actual pathos. That movie was carried on Bales back as he was the only one that seemed to care. Too bad they cut a lot of his stuff for screaming goat jokes, and the Disneyfication of New Asgaard.
>Disneyfication of New Asgaard
??
Also they cut out Gorr?
In an interview Bale said they cut a lot of Gorr stuff. Also in the movie they literally turned New Asgaard into Disney-esq theme park BROUGHT TO YOU BY DISNEY.
this might be the first time i've ever agreed with Cinemaphile using this term
Yeah, it is hard to disagree this time.
it was absolute trash, and i say this as someone who genuinly likes superhero movies
i'd argue it was even worse than Shang Chink
Worse than Captain Marvel and Black Widow? Black Widow is my metric for absolute bottom of the barrel MCU, I couldn't even finish it and I'm a major capeshit fan
its on par with Black widow, wich was crap
Phase 4 makes captain Marvel look like a masterpiece anyway
black widow is one of the worst movies i have seen in recent times i cant believe this is worse than that
I mean, I’m sure Thor 4 is shit, but Kermode is an absolute homosexual who liked Ghostbusters 2016. Nothing he says has any weight.
au contraire, if somebody who liked GB2016 says he hated Thor 4, it must be really quite bad
GB2016 made the gigantic error of not honouring the original franchise and simply take elements of the original to fit their lame story.
All they had to do is say the original GBs were dumbass who crossed the streams one to many times and vaporized themselves. But this would take away the narrative of women getting it done.
>All they had to do is say the original GBs were dumbass who crossed the streams one to many times and vaporized themselves
absolute moron
Ragnarok did the same shit and people praised it endlessly. They're all to blame and he'll do the same shit with Star Wars. There's zero sincerity.
>Kermode really liked Doctor Strange 2
Raimi wins again
Liberals have shit creativity. It's why their memes suck. It's hilarious how they want to take credit for movies that actually have 'it was a different time' warning signs before the opening credits. They project themselves as the North in the Civil War even though the average Northerner would've beaten the frick out of them and possibly shot them in the heads.
taika stole all success from the vampires movie
>it's too snarky!
How come no actual details. A homosexual's version of snarky might be that they didn't suck enough dicks on screen.
>LGBTQ+ friendly subplots should be a minimum requirement
they should unironically give star wars to gunn instead
I hated Waika Tahiti (David Cohen) from the fricking start. Thor 3 is like one of the worst marvel movies I've ever seen. Since then I avoid any project he is attached to, no exceptions.
I can't stand his insincerity, his movies are like watching someone give a presentation they didn't prepare for and they try to laugh it off. Then afterwards some shit for brains exec puts a stamp on it and calls it "stand-up comedy".
That's what it's like to watch a Baika Lahiti movie, what a piece of shit he is.
He is truly unbearable, the worst part is his fricking ego and how he shoehorns himself into absolutely everything. I watched a clip of Love and Thunder and had to close it after 5 seconds because his stupid fricking self-insert is so goddamn irritating.
He's like someone who watched Christopher Guest movies and thought, "you know what, this kind of humour is good but would be better if it used internet memes"
>I'm so randumb xD pinguin of d00m haha: The Director
Finally people are starting to see this fraud for who he really is
ITS OVER LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
If we are reaching a point where even normies can discern they are seing shit, then that things are very very deteriorated, even for capeshit standards.
The movie is quite literally a parody, it makes Batman and Robin look like a serious character study. I feel so bad for Hemsworth, he took so many roids he started to turn into a gorilla and it was all for this garbage
"It's like a rubbish remake of Flesh Gordon"
kek
capeshitters deserve all the slop they get
ITT: scientology top gun shills. go watch thor, it’s fun. we don’t need more dudebro action garbage for morons like top gun being made.
ITT: seething anti-Cruise schizo spewing his drivel all over
get over it, you lost, capeshitter.
Nah
Highway to the meds, now.
It wasn't amazing but the Pentaverate reminded me just how much I fricking miss comedies with actual jokes, not just "look at how quirky this is".
star wars is saved
>Loki not in a Thor movie
>it sucks
>Loki leads his own show
>it's good
Lokibros enjoy the W.
>it's good
i love Hiddleston and was completely on-board for the show, but the only thing good about it were the first two episodes, before Sylvie showed up and crashed the show with no survivors
Never watched the show. How did it get ruined after the first two episodes?
first episode is completely focused on Loki and is a turning point for him and it's pretty well done, second one is buddy cop action with him and Owen Wilson and they have great chemistry together. end of the second episode a woman is introduced and Loki's chained to her (metaphorically) for the rest of the show. the character is poorly written, the actress is entirely unimpressive and the 2 of them have nowhere near the chemistry Hiddleston and Wilson do and the show proceeds in this manner till the end. the plotting is thoroughly mediocre, but if the show had Hiddleston and Wilson as the central pair it might've been saved by their charisma
Female Loki, how else? Like Amelia Earhart, once a woman takes over it crashes into the ocean and is celebrated for bravery.
death to capeshit