It's over. Cape-shit utterly and eternally btfo

Remember people arguing whether it's art or not? Now capeshit is not only not art (assuming it ever was, although maybe Burton Batman movie had some artistic direction) but not cinema either because they start to chung out crap directly to streaming. Capeshit has reduced to mere 'content' and nothing else.

>Content is entirely novel and homogenous at once, cursed to turn stale as soon as it hits shelves, yet blessed with the half-life of irradiated plutonium. Content creates nothing but more content for the sake of more content, feeding its past to its present to birth its future.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Content creates nothing but more content for the sake of more content, feeding its past to its present to birth its future.
    This is true but butthurt capeshit manbabies will REEEE over this pretending that movie like Endgame have any value. It wasn't even actual end. It was just content. To open the gateway for more worthless content.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Test

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >reduced from cinema to content
    capeshitters will never recover

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe they could buy a few more Funko Pops to support their favourite company in these trying times.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >doo wop music starts playing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Martin Scorcese was right all along.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >boring shit....LE GOOD

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not boring, you just have ADHD

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No capeshit I’m fact isn’t good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But marvel capeshit is boring as all frick though????

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What Burton did with Returns, and even 89, was art. Returns will always be the best comic book film ever created. Kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. A true artist. Once WB wanted to make Batman 'content', he left.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >movies
    >art
    lmao

    I bet that moron will cream himself when Joker 2 Bogaloo A Deux comes out

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's not even content, it's propaganda. Content has the promise of being made to please the fans, to keep them CONTENT and satisfied. If the MCU was just content, then it wouldn't be bleeding audience numbers and engagement.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Content has the promise of being made to please the fans, to keep them CONTENT and satisfied.
      You have a weird perspective of content. Content doesn't do anything. It simply fills space. That's how the article is using it. You're attaching too much value to the concept.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You’re confusing the Latin root derivative meaning “satisfied” with the English root derivative of “contain”, as in “the contents of his suitcase”.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's fricked up because they're spelled the same but the difference is in the accent.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yep

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vice.com/amp/en/article/dypabj/the-mcu-is-not-art
    here is the full article

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >VICE articles are fine if they rage-bait the other side!
      - Cinemaphile, 06/10/22

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That was obvious. How can a "cinematic" universe include TV shows and cartoons? It's not cinematic anymore but a multimedia franchise. Luckily the can just call it Marvel Content Universe and keep the letters

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When evaluating art you should ask yourself "What does it mean"
    "What is the creator trying to communicate here"
    Because ultimately art is a communicative medium, if it's not trying to convey something, even just to evoke a vague emotion or sense, then it's design, not art
    So what does the MCU exist to communicate? Nothing, generally.
    The Captain America movies have something to say about the changing face of geopolitics and the American soul, with Cap transitioning from the good soldier, following orders to fight on the front lines against the unambiguous evil of Red Face Man, to fighting clandestine battles for the deep state whose purpose he doesn't really understand and then in the end turning to fight directly against his own government. They're not high art, but if someone wanted to call them art, I wouldn't stop them.
    But beyond that and maybe a couple of other examples the MCU doesn't really have anything to say beyond "Good guys are good, and bad guys, well.... they're pretty bad"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Eat shit,this anon is right

      I don't, and never have, give a shit about "art" in my movies. I want to be entertained, not jerk off to the delusion that pretty pictures can be filled with meaning.

      You're all sad fricking prig who forgot entertainment was about escapism first and foremost

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        adults should not be watching a kids movie, period. if all entertainment was dumbed down to kiddie shit like spandex wearing supermen and space wizards, then people would start demanding pacifiers too

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Come and take their remotes from them then,insecure homosexual. You'll never stop people watching things you dont approve, it's you whoneed to grow up

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            woah, easy on the homophobia there, pal. don't want your disney overlords to find out their loyal shill is being problematic in pride month lmao

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Your next movie is calling me a npc because you think life is a video game and conveniently you are the hero
              homosexual
              Keep coping,people will continue to watch dumb blockbusters long after you are gone

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                *next move

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                hey, i'm not the one calling you an npc, you are

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I know you are but what am I

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nice argument gay.
        >this anon, not me hehe 🙂 it's definitely not my post I'm linking to haha
        Regardless - if you don't want your movies to be art, then just say "OK, so Marvel flicks aren't art" and go on with your basic rudimentary existence. Just accept your low-tier childbrain and move on.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          People like me will be always more joyful than soulless carcass like you and that why you hate us. People like you, we give them our brightest smile because it's free and it sure is pissing you off when nothing you say can make it falter

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ultimately art is a communicative medium
      No, it isn't. That's homosexual bullshit. Art is a display, a spectacle. A painting doesn't "communicate" anything, it just is

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >A painting doesn't "communicate" anything, it just is
        Based moron. An average painting just exists. You see it and you forget about it. That's capeshit. A good painting makes you react to the aesthetics. A work of art makes you think, unironically.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As much as I hate the MCU it quite literally is art. It's just not good art.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    its literally crap spammed only because moron eat it up.
    they are doing the same to star wars now shitting out pointless tv serioes directly to disney channel +

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't, and never have, give a shit about "art" in my movies. I want to be entertained, not jerk off to the delusion that pretty pictures can be filled with meaning.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This isnt even about art anynmore. It's nw that it's no longer cinema. It's just content. That's how low it dropped. Content, just like a commercial aired between 2 movies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based and bread-and-circus-pilled

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      consumer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ChadYes.jpg
        Frick the prigs,you're not special and significant because you watch only Rotten Tomatoes approved movies

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >you're not special and significant because you watch only Rotten Tomatoes approved movies
          MCU is Rotten Tomatoes approved, though.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            My bad. You are correct, I should have said "critérium collection approved"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't call Predator art either, but it's vastly better than any manchild action figure movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      art is entertaining moron. it just isn't entertaining to you because u dumb as frick.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is true of 90% of entertainment. It isn't art.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When it is art, it's not entertaining.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There are rare things that can be art and entertaining. My point is more about how entertainment has, in general, always been towards the common denominator. Things are worse now because we have more content being produced than ever before with more bad content than ever before. Art can definitely be entertaining. I hate the false dichotomies people put out that cinema is either dumb blockbusters or indie art house and nothing inbetween. Some things can do more than one thing. But we have majorly lost this.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the worst part about it all is that cape shit has some great sci-fi wrapped up in the shit and we have to throw the babby out with the bathwater

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      naw homie all spandex has to go. if you want good scifi, read

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God you sound like an absolute homosexual.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Uh oh, some homosexual on the internet has an opinion, therefore the definitions are locked down authoritatively!

    I don't even care about MCU but have a nice day.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's over

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      literally looks like the McDonalds menu of movies

      it's unequivocally over

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It isn't art, it's entertainment.
    Why is this concept so hard to grasp?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's why gayots like Kevin Feige want their content to receive art recognition.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because you homosexual want to add the buzzword "art" to your favorite works as if this shit mattered. It's all about the repulsive dick measuring context that is current fan culture. "My shit is art" "No,your shit suck,it's mindless "goyslop",arent you triggered by what i just aid"
      My opinion is: if YOU like something,that's all that matter and frick the rest. Just dont talk about it and you'll be fine. We need to relearn to enjoy things by ourselves instead of sharing everything
      Treasure what you like at your onw leisure in the comfort of your home and dont ever ever let anyone know you like it,that's the only sensible way to enjoy things nowadays

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes thank you mr. online article writing man for telling us what should have been obvious 10 fricking years ago

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hulkbros....Mr Brasil is attacking us!
    https://twitter.com/jairbolsonaro/status/1535057765634560000

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a pretentious film critic with a criterion collection of art films. If you really want to know the cinema this critic likes try looking up more independent films being made now that are hidden from sight an example is Upstream Color.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't give a frick if capeshit or Star Wars are "art", they're just not even good schlock either. Dawn of the Dead 2004 is one of my favorite examples because it's a brainless action romp and Zack Snyder is a complete doofus, but it's still an enjoyable movie with great atmosphere, engaging characters, and good performances that put a lot of more respectable films to shame. MCU "content" is having its Nanette "comedy doesn't have to be funny" moment where it's boring, preachy, annoying, stale, high off its own farts, and not particularly well made while being fast food viewing material that only ever got popular by being fun, fresh, and a higher standard than shit like Daredevil 2003. The MCU has regressed drastically from the first Iron Man, but we're supposed to marvel at the emperor's new clothes and pretend the MCU would've ever gotten off the ground in the first place on the merit of shitty greenscreen and The Falcon and the Winter Soldier. MCU praise at this point comes from argumentum ad populum and sunk cost that runs so deep it's coming out the other side of Earth in China, where the MCU makes most of its money these days.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not all movies need to be art. Some movies are fine as simple popcorn flicks that you consume purely for entertainment, such as MCU flicks.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can we please start editing out these moron troll writers names so they don't get any publicity?

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >WAAAAAHHH WHY ARE PEOPLE ENJOYING THINGS INSTEAD OF WATCHING MY homosexual DRAMAS?
    Get fricked

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This
      I honestly couldt give less of a shit about the Marvel movies. I only watch some of them with my family so that we can share a good moment together at the theater, it's the priggish,better than you snobbish attitude that is unbearable to me

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >feeding its past to its present to birth its future.
    Actually a good way of expressing what capeshit does.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit i came full circle. I genuinely want the MCU to die so i wont have to read another of those smug self satisfied "muh real art/[popular popcorn schlock] is killing MUH REAL KINO" hit pieces again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not even a particularly original take. I recently saw a twitter troony (not a term of mockery, an actual troony) use that same capeshit phraseology and how it wasn't cinema.
      It's like, wow, what an incredible observation genius.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's even worse when you read the Twitter account of the author. Guy is going through all the cliché of the "controversial author who triggered the fans" like retweeting negatives answer and mocking them

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >why yes I do love capeshit, how could you tell?

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically what's the next equivalent of the western genre Cinemaphile?

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Read the fricking article. It's not even about art. The author says that these movies are not even cinema anymore. It's just endless shitflow of content created for the sake of creating content. Nothing even matters there. No stakes, no tension. Endgame is completely irrelevant despite being 2nd highest grossing film ever.

    >And yet…watching Doctor Strange I couldn’t help but feel like I wasn’t watching a Sam Raimi movie; that I sensed something… other – a foreign entity or unwelcome presence that had me doubting not just whether this was a Sam Raimi movie, but whether it was a movie at all.
    >I think it’s important to accept that the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) is not cinema, or even art. It’s content.
    >Content is entirely novel and homogenous at once, cursed to turn stale as soon as it hits shelves, yet blessed with the half-life of irradiated plutonium. Content creates nothing but more content for the sake of more content, feeding its past to its present to birth its future.
    >Nowhere does content take shape as purely as it does within the MCU, the most successful and expansive content franchise there has ever been. With 28 films (and at least 11 more in development) and at least 18 TV series under its belt, the MCU has come to reign supreme as peak content in the age of content.

    Author literally stopped pretending this trash is art, nor even cinema nor entertainment nor fun. Now points out that this is meaningless content. Nothing more than endlessly milked content.

    Entertainment is something like Top Gun Maverick. An entertaining and fun blockbuster. Doesn't try to be art and is just a long awaitied sequel after 30 years. Another example is something like I don't know, Fast and Furious maybe? Dumb fun shit. But MCU lost these quallifies long time ago. Now it's not even entertainment. It's content poured diectly into audience's empty brains. There's no fun in this, there's only endless chain of crap forcing you to watch more crap.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this anon understands it. the other problem that hollywood faces is that many studios want to copy the extended universe of marvel. this could lead to a drop in quality of the movies

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >this anon understands it. the other problem that hollywood faces is that many studios want to copy the extended universe of marvel. this could lead to a drop in quality of the movies
        Sure, studios have been trying to copy the MCU for a while but for me, part of the issue with this is cinemas as a physical place. Cinemas are obsolete:
        >Rents are high.
        >Utilities are high.
        >Pandemic happened.
        >Cinemas are desperate for business.
        >MCU and big blockbuster films are the only things keeping cinemas going.
        >Streaming and the Internet are better value for money.
        >Big corporations can dictate contractual terms to the cinemas muscling out competition.
        So these sort of films have become the only game in town when it comes to cinemas. I think that personal taste plays a part too as even though I like the big screen experience, I like to watch other genres or dramas at home. So the cinema has become a theme park ride, essentially, like Scorcese said.

        So all companies are copying the Marvel formula. Other films are still being made but lower budgets and on streaming services. I think the cinema as a physical place is dead and even people that like the big screen experience don't see other films there. (It does help that most towns/cities now have smaller arthouse cinemas that show a range of movies.)

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Foolish anon...
    You can fire your arrows from the tower of Babel, but you can
    NEVER
    STRIKE
    GOD

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >content is entirely novel and homogenous at once, cursed to turn stale as soon as it hits shelves
    The best part of every marvel movie is the tease for the next thing, and then when they finally make a movie based on that it sucks. They all live on the promise to at the next thing is going to be great, but it never is. Like people were excited to see Black Knight and Blade teased at the end of Eternals, but we all know that when their shows/movies come out they’re gonna be shit. And the cycle will just continue

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based

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