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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One Fear

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know this news article is from 2010 but still kek

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So it's been "over" for 14 years? Weird that I never noticed.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Arrested for having the shittiest taste in on-model porn.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >October 15, 2010

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >2010
      >you guys are all gonna get it any day now!

      He forgot to remove the date like they do with the twitter screen cap OPs. He must be new.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        maybe OP legitimately hasn't noticed the passage of time

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >2010
      >you guys are all gonna get it any day now!

      >14 years
      It's that far away? I still remember Shrek 2 as it was released just month ago.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2010
    >you guys are all gonna get it any day now!

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    realistically our major concerns are the credit card companies controlling even foreign sites like pixiv. as well as the US porn/furry site bans.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Middle school teacher
    Even though this article is bullshit, I'd support that. Cry all you want about violent video games compression if you download e-girl, no postion where you control children. Same for feminist, therapists, prison guards.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >14 years ago
    Well, that's just enough time for this case to have reached opening arguments.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sage

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Idaho
    Surprised he wasn't downloading potato porn.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mormons rule Idaho. They protect their own.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it always simpsons porn, just like the guy from the UK

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Matt Groening was in Epstein pedo island with half the US government

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's part of a previous cultural layer of people who are into the same kind of stuff that the post-MLP crowd are into, but mostly look at it through the lens of the shows they liked. They're putting modern-ish sexual content back onto old characters. so that's why there's a lot of Rugrats porn and Lisa porn, despite the latter being the least attractive female character of her age in the entire series.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the hell did someone grant a search warrant for cartoon porn?!?

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Except the actual reason he went to prison wasn't the cartoon porn:
    >The fact is, the 33-year-old Kutzner isn't some hapless hobbyist being victimized by an overzealous prosecutor. German police and the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency had identified Kutzner's computer as the one that offered a file of actual child pornography for download on a peer-to-peer network, and Kutzner admitted that he had downloaded child pornography and then wiped his computer to remove all traces of it.

    https://www.cbr.com/former-teacher-sentenced-for-simpsons-porn/

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So if you have child porn drawings you're most likely to have real child porn. Makes sense why they're so defensive.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lol the ole violent video games make ya violent argument.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Makes sense why they're so defensive.
          YUP

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          False equivalence. You don’t shoot people in videogames for the same reason you shoot them in real life. The former is fun, the latter is hate. People that jack off to underage anime girls and the people that jack off to child porn are doing it for the same reason.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >underage anime girls
            How can a drawing be underage?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              See

              >Makes sense why they're so defensive.
              YUP

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >No answer
                As expected

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Aggressivly defending yourself over a statement one anon made.
                That's what you guys always do. Why can't you ignore those posts instead of having mental meltdowns as seen right here in this very thread?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                defending yourself over a statement one anon made
                Where?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                In this thread. Every time someone suggests you might pedo its met with aggressive replies and tired arguments, like flies swarming to a pile of shit.
                Why do you feel necessary to "defend your honor" every time someone says that? If someone thinks you're pedo for fapping to drawing who the frick cares, just move on, they're never going to change their minds whatever you say.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So not me specifically?
                Also being called a pedophile is a damning accusation. You lot water down the word and compare real flesh and blood kids and drawings are the same. That makes me wonder what skeletons you have in your closest.
                Time and time again you moral puriteen outrage gays get exposed as being into some really weird shit and being predators yourself.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Damning accusation
                People accuse people of being things all the time here, but it's forgotten about when the topic ends.
                You are not going to change minds. If people think you're pedo then they've made up their minds. Stop crying and move on.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Haha so what if I posted this bullshit
                >it doesn't matter anyway
                >y-you're crying! Stop calling me out!
                I see.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Keep crying that someone thinks you're a pedo. Nothing you can do about it

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Got called out and exposed
                >is now seething
                Many such cases.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Exposed for what?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Being a disingenuous pile of garbage whose watering down a label given to those who harm children.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But that's what the word means via all English dictionaries. What you're doing is changing the definition of the word because it hurts your precious feelings.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody is crying
                The reason people call you stupid is not because they are deeply upset, they just think you're stupid
                You are vastly overvaluing the emotional energy expended in typing out a few words

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >We're not crying... just deeply upset!
                Over a word from a rando. Grow some fricking balls and get over it. You're gonna get called pedo and there's nothing you can do about it. All of these posts have changed zero minds.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >bro who cares if I post bullshit, stop calling me out
                the absolute state lmao

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wait, you think people don't kill for fun?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The columbine shooters were avid DOOM players, anon

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They ate high fructose corn syrup too.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well I jack off to heterosexual pornography and you jack off to super homosexual pornography and we do it for the same reason but that doesn't mean you're gonna stop being a flamming homosexual and jack off to heterosexual porn anytime soon

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you fap to a drawing of someone's feet, you are a podophile.
          If you fap to a drawing of a naked man and you are male, you are gay.
          If you fap to a drawing of someone farting, you have a fart fetish.
          If you fap to a drawing of a feral animal, you are a zoophile.
          If you fap to a drawing of someone pissing, you have a piss fetish.
          If you fap to a drawing of someone that is pregnant, you have a pregnant fetish.
          Therefore, if you fap to a drawing of a little girl, that makes you a pedo. A harmless one, but fits the definition of the word.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >drawings and kids are the same
            Schizo can't tell the difference between fiction and reality. Sad, many such cases.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              So if I fap to a drawing of a naked man I'm not gay?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So, just checking, jacking off to drawings of men isn't gay because they're just drawings, correct?

                NTA, but If you jack off to drawings of them, but don't want to frick the real deal, I'd argue that, yes, it is not gay.
                There's clearly a mental disconnect between drawn and the real, and as such, the drawn is separate thing.
                You could maybe classify it as something like picturahomosexual, sexual attraction to drawings of men, but that would still be a its own separate thing.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If they don't want to frick the real deal, why are a substantial amount of e-girl/shota stuff heavily referenced and traced off real children?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Probably for the same reason why robosexuals will often still have the robot be based of a human. They aren't attracted to the full, real package, but still enjoys aspects of it.
                Maybe they like the lithe body, but aren't attracted to the actual physical flesh.
                Maybe they think real children are too smelly and dirty, so an image, drawn or a even potentially a photo, is superior.
                There's plenty of people who enjoy splatter movies, but can't stomach looking at real gore.
                The thing they enjoy may be based on something, but their brain knows it's not the real deal, and as such it deals with it differently.
                Same reason why so many women have rape fantasies, but don't actually want to be raped in real life.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Maybe they think real children are too smelly and dirty, so an image, drawn or a even potentially a photo, is superior.
                How is jacking off to a photo of a kid not pedophilia?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A drawing can be passed off as a fetish and I doubt most e-girlcons want the real deal but a photo?
                Come on, anon

                >How is jacking off to a photo of a kid not pedophilia?
                I didn't say it wasn't. I was merely bringing up examples of why someone might want to jack it to material instead of having actual relations with kids, with someone being visually attracted to actual children, but not physically attracted to them, just being one such example.
                Obviously, if they have actual pictures, that's still a pretty big nono.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >with someone being visually attracted to actual children, but not physically attracted to them, just being one such example.
                Physical attraction means being attracted to someone's physical appearance. How can you be visually but not physically attracted to children if you're getting off to them?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I meant it in the sense of not wanting a physical relation to the subject, even if you enjoy it visually. Maybe there's a better phrasing that I don't know about.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A drawing can be passed off as a fetish and I doubt most e-girlcons want the real deal but a photo?
                Come on, anon

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's always been a slippery slope.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This. The slippery slope of "KYS e-girlcon" into "I'm in here because I raped 3 children"
                Sadly a tale as old as time.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              So, just checking, jacking off to drawings of men isn't gay because they're just drawings, correct?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This
              I fap to gay furry femboys but im neither gay nor a femboy
              Its just a drawing and not real

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >furry
                You wanna know the funniest thing? Furries on twitter call e-girlsho fans pedophiles and then having a fricking meltdown when they get called zoophiles or dog frickers

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Correct.

            >drawings and kids are the same
            Schizo can't tell the difference between fiction and reality. Sad, many such cases.

            A drawing is a representation of something.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Now a commonly-spouted belief on /x/ and Cinemaphile.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            /x/ desperately needs an enema. Qshitters, /misc/lacks, and Christgays took it over.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >schizo board got taken over by schizos
              How are we surprised by this?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >meanwhile, in REALITY LAND

        https://archive.md/U23XK

        homosexual

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >https://archive.md/U23XK
          >Posted the archive
          based

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The archive gets updated.

            Double homosexual II the Revenge

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did I say that these people didn't exist? Nope. Both things can be true.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thats not what you said you disingenuous dirty homosexual.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nope, that's what you were suggesting. That they exist that means people who love e-girl can't be irl pedos.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They definitely do this on purpose: Make headlines about people being sentenced for cartoon porn and then it's buried in the article "Oh by the way, this guy was running a massive CP ring"

      They just want us afraid.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >us
        Speak for yourself.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You say that like it's unusual to have cartoon pinups saved down. The harder you deny it the worse your stash must be

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It is unusual.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dang, if cartoon porn won't stop all pedos from consooming actual cheese pizza then why would banning it stop them?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cia getting child pornography into your computer is the modern gay porn in a republican computer

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How dare you to provide true context? What are you. An actual human being?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's always like this
      No one has ever been arrested for cartoon porn even cartoon porn of kids

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why should viewing something be illegal?

      I also want to point out the hypocrisy in the age of consent laws. You can go to any mma or marrial arts gym and spar with 15-16 year olds whose parents consented for them to be there, but have sex with one and you go to prison. There is no recourse if they regret sparring-related injuries, but they have all the power in the world if they emotionally regret sex.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Drawings are based
        Live action isn't
        Stop giving e-girlchads a bad name

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          PR-obsessed homosexual. All imagery exists to be viewed.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No.
            e-girlbros know that drawings are ok and don't mean you're an actual nonce

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Poser honoraburu ロリcuck moment. You're just as much a sheep as the rest.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where is this guy now

    Someone interview him

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >10 years in person
      >14 years ago
      The man's free and fapping right now!

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had no idea twitter puriteens were on Cinemaphile. Oomfies rise up.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cute

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >October 15, 2010
    >an Australian court
    Try harder, dipshit.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A reminder to the baby zoomers and older gen alpha kids, you have to be 18 to post on Cinemaphile.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >low effort thread is still up

    Mods must be taking their mandated break.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't you tired, Cinemaphile? These threads are always the same. Anti-e-girl troll even makes the exact same fricking bait posts over and over, I'm sure he just has them all saved to a text file and ctrl+c ctrl+v's them in and then sits back and laughs at you all replying to them for the hundredth time.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's all I'm saying. They don't want to answer why they care so fricking much someone thinks they're pedos but cry because they have the same emotionally maturity as the characters they fap to.
      Forget morals, it's just embarrassing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dickymen deserve the rope, no we're not tired of these threads

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care about the morality behind it at all. It's not moralhomosexualry, it's these people are the most annoying shit stains on the internet.
        So if a new law gets them arrested and stops posting here, then that's a good thing, so we can start having actual conversations on this board again instead of every topic derailed because an underage girl character exists.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Can LITERALLY see on thumbnail Octuber 2010

    Seethe Trinny Jinnie

    ?si=vma7EbZhKUK0SEiz

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CUNY university needs correction

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Boco

    Who the frick would want to see Matt Groening's awful artstyle in porn?

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please tell me he's a latinx

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >October 15th, 2010
    Extremely low quality off topic troll threads are cancer and against

    [...]

    [...]

    and

    [...]

    OP is a homosexual.
    Do your part to help purge this board of lawless youtube/reddit immigrant subhumans like him by reporting this thread.
    Here's a link so you don't have to scroll up to the top of the page.
    https://sys.Cinemaphile/co/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=143419203

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I did when it had zero replies.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's so obvious but the e-girlgays took the bait as usual. Dumbest group to ever exist.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lololol you're so dumb to defend yourself from sub room temp iq morons calling you a monster

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's clickbait. He had actual CP too.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was just graduating high school back then!

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone’s kink should be tattooed on their forehead.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My forehead is not big enough

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >TFW mine would just be "Dick in chick"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You enjoyed Chirpy, I take it?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I have no clue what that is, so maybe?

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >october 15th 2010
    he's already out

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's probably done gone back a few times

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He got resentenced to stay in prison for as long as the Simpsons remains on the air

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's as comical as Suge Knight's sentence

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh noes

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty much every time you see a "guy jailed for cartoon porn" story it's because the prosecution is tacking on an extra charge after already finding some heinous irl shit on their HDD.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's almost like there's a correlation.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All thumbs are fingers, not all fingers are thumbs

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do you even know what you're implying?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's almost like there's a correlation.

      was that the case with the simpsons porn guy?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, to my knowledge there has never been a conviction solely of possession of cartoon porn in the U.S. It's always possession of real illegal porn, sending or recieving it in public, or selling it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not yet. Countries are starting to ban it and its only a matter of time until it hits the good 'ol US of A.
        Of course the far right will cry "censorship"

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah Italy recently banned it.
          meanwhile their actual age of consent law is 14.

          makes you wonder how much they actually care about children's safety.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Italy should really fix that, but I want it banned so these flooders and derailers frick off for good and we can start having actual conversations about cartoons and comics. Instead it's flooded with out of context pics and terrible "fan art" because an underage girl exists in it.
            Once it's illegal in the US, we can report them for breaking US law. Ethics be damned.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >A-ANY DAY NOW
              >Y-YOUR TIME IS COMING, JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If the evidence that it's happening in a ton of countries regularly these days... yep. Any day now.

                Lol, you're moronic.
                Thank god flyovers like yourself don't dictate shit in this country.

                Or you could make decent threads and put your fetish drivel on /aco/ where it belongs and actually let us talk. But you show no signs of stopping so if e-girl means jail times I fully support it.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >ALL the other countries are doing it, surely the US will follow suit
                when the frick has that EVER been the case

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Also odd is how the more watershed views towards this coincide with active military operations, like it's a political tool we whip out to make us look more free than our enemies during wartime

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Lol, you're moronic.
              Thank god flyovers like yourself don't dictate shit in this country.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I do control it.
                I got biden elected by hiding ballet boxes during election day

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I believe you

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Quads of truth.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >le FAR RIGHT
          half the e-girl/cubfrickers I know are troons

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Strange how you know these people, hm?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm a niche fetish artist working on commission, I encounter all kinds

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >make claim about bad group of people
              >get corrected
              >"um, well the fact that you knew enough about that group to disprove my claim means you're one of them anyway"

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Then why is "troony" such a common insult when you tell them they're annoying?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              because terminal tribalism has infected everyone online's minds and if you disagree with a person on any front they assume you must be le opposing side

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That supports my argument that most of them art far right. I've never seen one call me or anyone else "literally Hitler" for saying they're annoying.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                do you think that might be because you're on Cinemaphile

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                do you remember when trans advocate comic artistt assignedmale got outed tracing toddlers for cub diaper fetish art, and all their followers flocked to defend them, dismissing everyone criticizing them as alt-right kiwifarms chuds?

                pepperidge farmremembers.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I do, but I also know that most of the users on this site nowadays, would genuinely defend the actions of Timothy McVeigh because he was "sticking it to the pedo libs"

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the more things change.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Unrelated, but I've gotten really into scat lately.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know whether to call this a good or bad thing because I don't know your political affiliation.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If poop wasn't meant to be eaten then it shouldn't look so delicious
                Like chocolate candy

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Unrelated, but I've gotten really into scat lately.

                I don't know whether to call this a good or bad thing because I don't know your political affiliation.

                I remember when I first took the poop pill
                Worst mistake of my life
                I got the fetish through hentai and wanted to try it with my then girlfriend. I had her eat a large meal in preparation. She towered over me, spread her cheeks and drop a fresh mudpie right on my face.
                Dear God was it awful. The smell, the taste, the texture. It was so bad i was repulsed. I got up quick but couldn't make it to the bathroom and ended up vomiting all over her dick. She still had to shit more and it covered the bed. It was the worst sexual experience of my entire life.
                Don't do it, bros

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't give a frick. I will jerk off to whatever I want. If someone wants to stop me I have an AR15 and I won't go quietly.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you can be arrested for drawing something?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you live in a shit hole like Australia, yeah

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how good does the drawing need to be to get arrested for it? do stick figures count?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nice persecution complex you got there, paedoph-sorry "e-girlcon".

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd put anyone who finds the simpsons artstyle sexy into jail too

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2010
    >phone poster

    hoo boy.

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the sjw club
    But why?

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