> Harry, Hermione, and Ron interrogate Kreacher for the location of Sirius' locket > Ron casts a spell to start pulling one of kreacher's arm bones out, slowly > multiple closeup shots of the bone moving as Kreacher struggles to give them the information > later, broom chase scene with many pajeet tiktok slo-mo shots
In a word it would be kino.
>"Everyone says that about [Chris Columbus’s] Chamber of Secrets. ”Harry Potter’s dark.” I’m like, okay, ”No, Harry Potter’s cool. He gets to go kill a Basilisk with the Sword of Gryffindor. Okay? I want to do that. But he doesn’t, like, get raped by the Whomping Willow. That could happen in my movie. If you want to talk about dark, that’s how that would go.
They apparently owe Comcast somewhere between 9 and 27 billion dollars for something related to Hulu, it’s due soon, and there’s zero chance they have anywhere near that much liquid cash. They’re so fucked it’s passed not-even-funny and wrapped back around to being hysterical again
Disney is obligated to buy Comcast out from their shared ownership of Hulu. By contract, Disney must pay the fair market value or $9.7 billion, whichever is higher. Disney claims Hulu is nearly worthless so they should only have to pay the minimum $9.7B. Comcast claims it is worth $40-$60 billion, making the share Disney must buy from Comcast worth somewhere in the $13B-$20B range. Disney has until the end of the year to come up with the money.
Problem is that Disney is already deeply in debt. Borrowing to buy out Comcast's share of Hulu would mean paying around 10% interest because Disney is now a high risk borrower. Interest alone would cost Disney over a billion dollars per year.
I hope they fail. I want every movie studio to go bankrupt. Hollywood deserves to die. Burn it to the fucking ground and maybe we can build something worth while in its ashes.
Here's a sample of their upcoming films: >Barbie >Meg 2 >The Nun 2 >Dune, part 2 >Aquaman 2 >Furiosa (aka Mad Max; Fury Road 2) >Twisters (aka Twister 2) >Beetlejuice 2 >Joker: Folie à Deux (aka Joker 2) >Batman, part 2 >Godzilla 5 >Willie Wonka >The Lord of the Rings >Minecraft >Superman
These motherfuckers deserve to go bankrupt. Sequels and remakes and superhero movies all the way down. The only "original" movies I see are The Color Purple, about an African American women in the South in the 20th century (pass), and another De Niro gangster film (he's 80 years old give it up already!!).
third world shitskins who blindly speculate about the financials of massive corporations they have no connection to or actual information about are retarded and embarrassing
Okay so who gives a fuck?
None of these numbers mean anything, it's not like anybody is actually going to get paid or have any of this debt returned.
NOTHING. EVER. HAPPENS.
owes to who?
Zach Snyder
they should gift him Harry Potter series then, that will cover the debt
What would a Zach Snyder Harry Potter be like?
> Harry, Hermione, and Ron interrogate Kreacher for the location of Sirius' locket
> Ron casts a spell to start pulling one of kreacher's arm bones out, slowly
> multiple closeup shots of the bone moving as Kreacher struggles to give them the information
> later, broom chase scene with many pajeet tiktok slo-mo shots
In a word it would be kino.
Dark, edgey, homoerotic and lazy
>"Everyone says that about [Chris Columbus’s] Chamber of Secrets. ”Harry Potter’s dark.” I’m like, okay, ”No, Harry Potter’s cool. He gets to go kill a Basilisk with the Sword of Gryffindor. Okay? I want to do that. But he doesn’t, like, get raped by the Whomping Willow. That could happen in my movie. If you want to talk about dark, that’s how that would go.
to warner bros you dumb esl
New York Times owes that much money to Warner Bors?
All the people that funded their shitty movies and expected returns. Well, there are a few layers of "accounting" on top, but that's the general idea.
>fund movie and it succeeds
>you get a cut of profits
>fund movie and it bombs
>you get your money back
what israeli magic is this
Warner Bros. Discovery has a total debt of about $50 billion,
Disney will own Bugs Bunny
Disney is probably in worse debt you fucking moron
They apparently owe Comcast somewhere between 9 and 27 billion dollars for something related to Hulu, it’s due soon, and there’s zero chance they have anywhere near that much liquid cash. They’re so fucked it’s passed not-even-funny and wrapped back around to being hysterical again
That's wonderful if true.
Disney is obligated to buy Comcast out from their shared ownership of Hulu. By contract, Disney must pay the fair market value or $9.7 billion, whichever is higher. Disney claims Hulu is nearly worthless so they should only have to pay the minimum $9.7B. Comcast claims it is worth $40-$60 billion, making the share Disney must buy from Comcast worth somewhere in the $13B-$20B range. Disney has until the end of the year to come up with the money.
Problem is that Disney is already deeply in debt. Borrowing to buy out Comcast's share of Hulu would mean paying around 10% interest because Disney is now a high risk borrower. Interest alone would cost Disney over a billion dollars per year.
Disney is even more fucked
It's been over for awhile. The writing was on the wall when Space Jam 2 flopped.
I hope they fail. I want every movie studio to go bankrupt. Hollywood deserves to die. Burn it to the fucking ground and maybe we can build something worth while in its ashes.
Its israelites all around. As long as they control the printer the propaganda will flow.
> The company, which ended the first quarter with $49.5 billion in debt - CNBC
Never listen to /tvpol/. Never.
What does the "first quarter" mean to you, exactly. It's June. The 6 month. Is that...a quarter of 12.
>doesn't understand financial quarters
isn't it a school night?
no your right, so i googled it and
uh, it said a quarter was
a quarter of a year
oh
What will happen sooner, WB going bankrupt or KK getting fired?
Here's a sample of their upcoming films:
>Barbie
>Meg 2
>The Nun 2
>Dune, part 2
>Aquaman 2
>Furiosa (aka Mad Max; Fury Road 2)
>Twisters (aka Twister 2)
>Beetlejuice 2
>Joker: Folie à Deux (aka Joker 2)
>Batman, part 2
>Godzilla 5
>Willie Wonka
>The Lord of the Rings
>Minecraft
>Superman
These motherfuckers deserve to go bankrupt. Sequels and remakes and superhero movies all the way down. The only "original" movies I see are The Color Purple, about an African American women in the South in the 20th century (pass), and another De Niro gangster film (he's 80 years old give it up already!!).
>The Color Purple
That is a remake. Speilberg made the origonal film based on the same book. Oprah won an Oscar for it or something like that.
Dunc gets a pass because its literally just the second half of the first book
third world shitskins who blindly speculate about the financials of massive corporations they have no connection to or actual information about are retarded and embarrassing
>adding .00 to make it seem bigger
>it was 6000000.0000000, goy
Okay so who gives a fuck?
None of these numbers mean anything, it's not like anybody is actually going to get paid or have any of this debt returned.
NOTHING. EVER. HAPPENS.
>Try to read this amount
Literally can't do it. Impossible. I can recite all 98 genders, though.