It's pretty good

It's pretty good

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its really not, can we stop pretending it is?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's good about it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Decent acting, decent plot, not too many memberberries and they're mostly subtle, decent plot resolution and good end for a Yidsney movie, badass Vader scene that character desperately needed after the prequels

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >not too many memberberries and they're mostly subtle
        Anon the whole movie is memberberries, especially the ending

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >the whole movie is memberberries
          By this logic though anything touching that era at all is going to be memberberries by virtue of its existence. It wasn't all memberberries.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I watched the movie and afterwards I said, "Wow, that was entertaining." When I watch a movie and afterwards I say that, that's how I know it was a good movie and not a bad movie.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    rogue one is very good star wars standard

    an that tells you all need to know about both rogue one and franchise in general

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Only good Yidsney SW film. Solo tried, but was too mishmashed.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It has heavy capeshit vibes. Still better than the sequels tho.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If The Dirty Dozen came out today you’d call it capeshit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anything star wars related nowadays feels like capeshit

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    galen erso is pissing, hes pissing all over us

    tell ne how it feels? it feels like piss to me

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ion torpedoes
    >pushing paper mache star destroyers into each other and destroying both
    Can the morons at Disney at least try to not be stupid?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're asking too much considering everything that followed this movie

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There's nothing wrong with making things better.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The one thing it didn't have was many dead Bothans

          I don't disagree at all

          How?

          It's not entirely implausible
          Could be better but it's not an ancient sith dagger made to match the location of remains of the death star

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can buy pushing it around like a tug, but not the amount of destruction that happened. It should have knocked out the turbolaser turrets on the right side, and that's about it. The actual scale and implied durability of these ships is always overlooked by everyone who make the movies, games, and shows. Ion torpedoes are the biggest asspull plot device of the last decade and are not forgivable. There simply should have been a bit about the star destroyers being undermanned with most the the crew being planeside on shore leave. That alone would have explained why they weren't so threatening without throwing in some kind of random Rebel superweapon. It's bad writing and direction all over.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Vader sound so bad when he spoke? He sounded like dooku

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because Earl Jones is old as hell.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no its not.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    4>7>5>3>2>6>1

    the rest is too bad to be ranked

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Have a (You) for halfway subtle bait

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >halfway subtle bait
        what do you disagree on?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I take back the bait accusation because I'm moronic and mistook 4 as TPM. Only thing I disagree on is 7 being above 5.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the soulless carbon copy of ANH is the second best Star Wars movie
      please never post again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Attack of the clones is the 3rd best star wars movie but no one is ready for that conversation

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Halo: Reach: The Movie: Star Wars Edition

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    TLJ is better.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Absolute fricking garbage. But probably the least terrible of the disney star wars movies. Couldn't stomach watching the last one but I assume it's as shit as the others.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rogue One feels like an AI movie. Utterly soulless with bland boring characters. No idea how anyone praises it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much this. I literally cannot recall the name of the main character. Or any character for that matter. In fact I can't even remember what it was about. It left zero impression.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If it wasn't for the Vader scene at the end of the movie I don't think anyone would ever talk about it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If it wasn't for the Vader scene at the end of the movie I don't think anyone would ever talk about it.

        The movies respect the source material and offer an explanation about the death star but other than that there is nothing memorable about it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The only other thing I remember about it was the uncanny deepfake Grand Moff Tarkin and Princess Leia. Disgustingly evil fricking movie.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Disgustingly evil
            Still significantly better than mods and jannies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      AI would have done a far superior job of the sequels, at least they'd have made sense.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was but it should have been way better with Felicity Jones who was superior to Daisy Ridley, Donnie Yen and Forest Whitaker.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    To me it was meh. What people said Rogue One was, that's what Andor actually ended up being.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I still have not watched that. I gave up. Last thing I even attempted was Obi-Wan, solely for the Vader stuff, and even that part of it was so bad I stopped & deleted the torrent.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Obiwan was probably the lowest point of all the tv shows, or it was BOBF.
        Andor is decent. Ahsoka is mediocre at best. Mandalorian started out fine but devolved into shit as it went on. Bad Batch has a few great episodes surrounding by an endless ocean of boring filler.

        Pretty much this. I literally cannot recall the name of the main character. Or any character for that matter. In fact I can't even remember what it was about. It left zero impression.

        The value of Rogue One is that despite being a meh movie it showed people that nuWars was still capable of feeling like, you know, something that doesn't think you have 10iq. It was actually a movie in its presentation and dialogue, even if it wasn't that good either.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I still have not watched that. I gave up. Last thing I even attempted was Obi-Wan, solely for the Vader stuff, and even that part of it was so bad I stopped & deleted the torrent.

      Andor has a number of problems, but at least there's some good stuff in it. Read this if you care to know some of them, but be aware there are spoilers
      https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/189109074/#q189112796
      https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/189109074/#q189112823

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bad Batch being on the same level as Rebels instead of above it shows whoever made this doesn't really know what they're talking about.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jyn should have been a nudist

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The first half of Rogue One is as messy as Attack of the Clones (but not as much as the sequels), the cast of protagonists is way too big, there various terrible memberberries and the main characters are bland. However, the Battle of Scarif half of the movie is very cool and it didn't do anything too egregious to the lore of the franchise, which is quite an acomplishment compared to the other Disney movies and even a lot of the George Lucas stuff.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >globohomosexual propaganda
    >feminist propaganda
    >good
    lmao

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    luv me star wars
    luv me eu
    'ate the mouse
    'ate kennedy
    'ate filoni (not racis jus don't loik 'em)

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One thing I thought this movie did that was really cool, was the scene where you first see the attack start on the planet in the archive. It's in a command post high up in the building, and the imperial officers watching the explosions are literally stunned by what they're seeing, until the bad guy yells at them that they're under attack. These people who joined the Empire never expected that they'd actually find their lives in jeopardy, because joining the Empire was supposed to be the safe thing. Nice bit of visual storytelling there.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was super shit that looked nice because Gareth Edwards knows how to make his movies look good. That's it.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yidsney fanfiction tier list

    >actually good? tier
    Andor
    Jedi: Fallen Order
    >fine i guess tier
    Mandalorian S1
    Jedi: Survivor
    >tolerable tier
    Rogue One
    Rebels
    The Bad Batch
    >meh tier
    Solo
    Mandalorian S2
    Ahsoka
    >shit tier
    The Force Awakens
    Book of Boobie Fat
    Mandalorian S3
    >steaming pile of dogshit tier
    Resistance
    The Rise of Skywalker
    Kenobi
    The Last Jedi

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