>it's real

>it's real
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    so it was reeve and not nick cage?
    neat

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're both in it

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh nice

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        where is Cage?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        How can Reeves be in it? He's literally a skeleton.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >How can Reeves be in it?
          CGI. WB have always wanted to do it. Now they had their chance.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Krypton had its chance.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          he's not in it. they digitally recreated his image without his consent, literally like deepfake porn. it's not part of his filmography.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it's not part of his filmography.
            Yes it is. He is and had to be credited for the role.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              well, he's obviously not acting in it. i don't know what you want to call it but that's not acting.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lots of credited actors don't act.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Reeve is reanimated via shitty CGI
                >Still outperforms the rest of the cast.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Goddamn.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              still not his most embarassing appearance

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                They got the right

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                The right what?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Reeves is looking fine for his age.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      where is Cage?

      Here

      [...]

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's literally not

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      People who went to the early screenings are confirming that it is
      There was also a concept art for the film that leaked a while ago that showed Christopher Reeve in the speed force

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        OH NO NO NO
        https://twitter.com/foiurl/status/1668740842989731841?t=kVtSTDdU3PMqtrVuSKq96g&s=19
        Cage as Supes:
        https://twitter.com/foiurl/status/1668741799882510337?t=CcyD-vLxzvdz1522q4AjVA&s=19

        whoosh

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      OH NO NO NO
      https://twitter.com/foiurl/status/1668740842989731841?t=kVtSTDdU3PMqtrVuSKq96g&s=19
      Cage as Supes:
      https://twitter.com/foiurl/status/1668741799882510337?t=CcyD-vLxzvdz1522q4AjVA&s=19

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        dear lord that looks terrible. i wonder what studio in india did the cgi work. they couldn't get nick cage to show up for the cameo?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The funny thing is both cameos could have been easily from Cavill. Especially Cage's scene.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          his little fag doll hands disturb me. not even memeing.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >hands
            >not even memeing.
            You are. It never fucking ends with you.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >disturb
            Are you people really this sensitive?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            In England large hands are considered a sign you were of low birth and a farm labourer or something.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              And the ancient greeks that a large penis indicated barbarism and lack of masculinity too, just seems like a bunch of insecure rich people

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                They were just trying to be considerate to their bussy.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                more like bunch of poor fags wanting to compensate and makes themselves feel better lmao

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        WHO NEEDS REAL ACTORS ANYMORE, LETS GO

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Square Enix were only 20 years out on what they wanted to do.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        sweet baby jesus, that is actually horrific

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        fucking kino
        >all these snyderfags seething in the comments

        worth it.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >praising AI generated slop to own the snyderfags
          pathetic

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >seething snyderfags
          The flash makes Josstice League look good

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >being so buckbroken by one guy that you defend superheroes looking like they’re from polar express
          you have got to kill yourself

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >AND CHRISTOPHER REEVES WON'T SIT FOR THIS NEITHER

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        wut

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        CAGE IS FIGHTING THE GIANT SPIDER
        I guess that insane Hollywood producer finally got his way

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          it looks pretty cool, that guy was right and Kevin Smith is an idiot

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Kevin Smith is an idiot
            He made clerks and will always be an idiot.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Giant spiders are cool. Fuck Smith for singling a crazy producer's good ideas and calling them bad.
            Spider mech was easily one of the coolest things about Wild Wild West, and it took proto-reddit to pretend it wasn't.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't get the hate for the spider mech. The main villain had a spider motif about everything he did so it makes sense
              >Tarantulas on the cake
              >His vehicle in the train chase has mechanical legs
              >spider shaped beard
              >spider mech
              >spiderweb designs in the background of his personal city in the canyon

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Clearly the character archetype of a man who likes spinning intricate criminal webs and misses his legs, thereby giving him a fascination with spiders was far too subtle for the reddit audience.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                wild wild west was a good movie
                one of the only good will smith movies
                the men in black movies were good too
                will smith > kevin smith
                and i'm not even a fan of will smith's or anything

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        This looks just like that DC Online game that came out over a decade ago. Was this a last minute addition and that's why it looks so shit?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder how Christopher Reeve's family feels about this

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          they obviously approved it otherwise it wouldn't happen
          still, they probably at least expected something better made lmao

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          They probably cut them a check, no wonder the "reshoots" were so expensive.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I wonder how Christopher Reeve's family feels about this
          they should of had him in a wheelchair imagine the woke power of the first disabled superman

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where is the full movie leak, or the Adam West scene? what are all the camoes during the multiverse sequence?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        why is it the same shot in both cases? literally the camera turning toward the same object twice, how fucking uncreative is that?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/eCuf3Wp.jpg

          >it's real
          AHAHAHAHAHAHA

          OH NO NO NO
          https://twitter.com/foiurl/status/1668740842989731841?t=kVtSTDdU3PMqtrVuSKq96g&s=19
          Cage as Supes:
          https://twitter.com/foiurl/status/1668741799882510337?t=CcyD-vLxzvdz1522q4AjVA&s=19

          we've reached previously unimaginable levels of creative bankruptcy

          this whole movie just seems like a bad fever dream
          like i can't even believe any of this is actually a real movie

          CW actually did it better.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous
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              Anonymous
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                Anonymous
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                Anonymous
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                Anonymous
              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Holy shit, Lois hit the wall at super speed

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Her next to Kristin Kreuk at the recent reunion panel was kinda hard to watch

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                the i can give up my powers trope is so dumb

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                That scene takes place after their own "crisis" event. Clark is just taking time off to raise his kids. He's probably just wearing a blue Kryptonite watch that temporarily takes his abilities away.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                does that take his vulnerability to green kryptonite as well

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes it does. But my guess is the blue K diminishes the effects of green K to the point of it feeling like a slight stinging feeling but nothing more.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                ooooh

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Huh, never heard this theory. Any other proof other than the fact that the watch has a blue face?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Any other proof other than the fact that the watch has a blue face?
                Referenced in an earlier episode of Smallville.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're coping for a shit scene.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >pit one of the better Superman castings against one of the most laughably miscast Supermen since Lois & Clark
            Actual kino

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Apologize

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          KING they believed you were a just a fool but now they deeply understand how good we had it

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I kneel.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody bitched when Singer did it.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          He did it smart by obstructing his face and keeping the scene short.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't hurt that it was a do-over of Superman III

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not sure how I feel about the Reeves thing. Would've been more respectful to not use him.
        The Cage cameo is based though.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >respect
          >hollywood
          Pick one.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        they can't help themselves

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >literally puppetering a corpse
        For fucks sake why are people like this? They ACTORS playing a CHARACTER.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          not in this case
          those aren't real people, they're animated cardboard cutouts

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            they're CGI, retard. i bet you think your 2D waifu is real too LMFAO

            take off your cock cage and start living for once

            I know they're CGI dumbasses. That's why I'm so confused as to why people are so pissed off. Is it just because they're dead or some shit? It's not like the own the rights to said characters or stories.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              the studio doesn't own the rights to Christopher Reeve's existence

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >That's why I'm so confused
              No, you said something else earlier. It got pointed out as retarded so now you moved goalposts

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          they're CGI, retard. i bet you think your 2D waifu is real too LMFAO

          take off your cock cage and start living for once

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why is it terrible CGI? You're telling me they couldn't get Cage in for 2 seconds?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because he's old. This is supposed to be the same Superman that would've been in the Burton movie.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Capturing an actual actor with a real camera is too much to ask of modern movies.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >we want le heckin fanboys, boomers and le quirky Cagefans
        Fucking hell, hollyw**d deserves to be minecrafted

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        What dreamcast game is this?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >what *game from the best era of gaming* is this?
          Never got this meme.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes you do, shut the fuck up

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because youre a brainlet

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Zoomers like graphics over actual substance.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Graphics aren't super important in a video game because gameplay can make up for it, but film is a visual medium, and there has been great CGI available since the mid 2000s, so people will notice when the quality is subpar.
              But in the end, story trumps all.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >because gameplay can make up for it,
                there hasn't been gameplay innovation in the industry in like 15 years. its beyond stale.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gameplay isn't the only viable component, but sophisticated graphics won't make up for shitty gameplay and story.
                Meanwhile, you can make an indie pixel game that is fun and tells an interesting story.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >15 years
                You have to be 18 to post here

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Good gameplay is timeless, not everything needs to be innovated or fixed, retard.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >actual substance
              which the dreamcast games lack

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's a few gems in there + it's kind of neat that you can still play it online, but that generation peaked with the ps2.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >which the dreamcast games lack
                Imagine being this much of a pleb lmao

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >this is supposedly the greatest superhero movie ever
        Roflmao

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Probably not, but two 3 second scenes don't really tell much.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Everything I've seen of this movie looks bad.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          was there anyone actually credible that ever claimed this? every movie gets that same kind of hype when it's released. it's almost never justified.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        WHY
        DOES
        IT
        LOOK
        LIKE
        A
        PS2
        GAME
        CUTSCENE

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        i fucking hate we didn't got the Cagekino of Superman.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Apologize to CW

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          looks cool
          who is he fighting ?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're blatantly redoing Snyder... and it doesn't look bad

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you listen closely you can hear Tom Cruise whisper "kino" under his breath.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The literal antithesis to Spiderverse holy fuck

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    why
    why would you do this
    the poor bastard was crippled for life, and now you're puppeting his likeness around in sloppa movies
    it's wrong, it's so fucking wrong

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and now you're puppeting his likeness around in sloppa movies
      They're trying really, really hard to spin doing this as "honoring their legacy" whatever that means instead of puppeting around a corpse for profit.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        His heirs signed off on it. Now actors can make money forever.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >blurry skewed Cage Superman screenshot that looks like a PS3 game

      It doesn't get more reddit than this.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    gas everyone that cares about superhero movies

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I CLAPPED WHEN

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      wow get a better seat holy shit

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very disrespectful.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Digital necromancy should be illegal.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh no no no

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do they look at this shit and say, yeah that's fine.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've seen better cgi in indian movies

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I've seen...indian movies
        Good morning sir!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That looks like a commercial for a kids juice box.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. Why would she need to use the ground to stop. She generates her own leverage. No. I SAID NO!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    we are now in a timeline where """fans""" are unironically ironically cheering for jon peters' spider

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Using the likeness of a dead person as a CGI puppet for capeshit nostalgiabait
    Grim

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is going on

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >batman is the butt of the jokes AGAIN
      why is nuDC like this

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      BUT TOM CRUISE AND STEPHEN KING SAID THIS WAS THEIR FAVORITE FILM!!!!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This just shows how broken the flash character is.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good, the stupid white men should die.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      HAHAHAHAHA omg please be real. 10/10 Kino, will buy in 4k

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    POST THE WEST ONE!

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    we've reached previously unimaginable levels of creative bankruptcy

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit this is so fucking stupid. nick cage!!!!!! lol

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cage Superman looks kino
      CGI on other hand looks like utter shit of Dungeons and Dragons (1998) levels
      All production team needs to be sued for seeling the shit product. Its literally scam.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      now this is the most embarrassing thing of them all

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cage supes fighting a giant spider

      it's pretty funny if you know the story about how some exec at WB kept pressuring script writers to include a scene where superman fights a giant spider and polar bear for superman lives

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ah finally Cage's sups we all wanted to see since 1998

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    An anon told me that there was a thread with full spoilers, some one has the link?

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I assume this is from the Gash? Honestly I'm a bit above going Super Sodium.... However to rape my childhood and one of the last truly good symbols. I can't even make a witty comment. I'm fucking disgusted and angry. I don't even have a fitting rate picture.

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DC multiverse slopfest with 500 characters in it
    those homosexuals had ONE job

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so tired of multiverses bros.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's okay bro, Marvel shit is dying, the well is finally drying up.

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    this whole movie just seems like a bad fever dream
    like i can't even believe any of this is actually a real movie

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao at all the people who thought MODOK in naggermania was the worst it could get. Rest assured, WB/DC will always find a way to fuck it up harder

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is up with this craze of having all the actors who played spider-man/batman/superman meet each other?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They aren't meeting each other. These scenes last a few seconds each. Cage gets the longest

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    But if the movie with Nicholas Cage was never done why is he in the movie then?

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    lets copy spiderman, guys!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it. Everyone I meet is saying it's the best comic book movie ever and all the leaks point to that being the case. Why are people supposed to hate it again? Is it really just because of Ezra Miller

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The account shitting on it are Snyder-adjacent so I'll hold back judgement until I actually see it

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's too early to tell from these cameos alone. The reviews seem generally positive and better than the last few DC movies.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's too early to tell from these cameos alone.
        Sounds like cope.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I haven't seen it so I can't know if it's good or bad just because they did a Carrie Fisher CGI thing.

          too early to tell what? there's no salvaging this dogshit

          The story is what matters, not the quality of the effects.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The story is what matters, not the quality of the effects.
            i agree but multiple versions of the same character already indicates a bad story.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              They've been doing the multiverse shit since the 80s. Not necessarily a bad thing in and of itself, it's just jarring when multiple movies are doing it at the same time, having ran out of other ideas.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Multiverse is shit for people who haven't watched 20 capeshit movies to know what's going on.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                i hate it in movies and i never even liked it in comics
                comics like i that i would throw in the trash, i never liked crisis on infinite earths or any of the dozen stupid crisis sequels
                another reason i don't like a lot of the modern era of comics

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't mind it when the characters are easily distinguishable, like with the Crime Syndicate, but generally, it's lazy storytelling.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Back then multiverse plots were kind of throwaway. Used as a means to reset bad writing, a crutch for event plots, not sure if they're still doing this but a few years ago DC decided that canon was a bad word and decided that everything is canon. One shots, cancelled books, tv, movies, fucking action figure cardbacks. Everything was canon so new fans wouldn't feel excluded by canon or need to go back and read old stories.
                I haven't touched a main stream comic in a long long time so I can't tell you if that's worked out for them or not.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          This cameo scene lasts for about 3 minutes

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Keaton and Michael Shannon are back. The entire film is a cameo scene.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              it's Cameo: The Movie
              every scene is just one cameo after the other
              sounds like a comedy sketch but it's not

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Zod is more because ironically he is the best DCEU villain by a mile despite MOS getting panned.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's not a cameo if they're in multiple scenes

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        too early to tell what? there's no salvaging this dogshit

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw it last night so I'll be honest with you. The effects can be real wonky and bringing in Reeves was in poor taste so it's going to be real easy to take the piss here. BUT the rest of the film is actually good and The Snyder cut is officially the canon version of Justice League

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    B-BUT EBERYONE LOVED IT WHEN SPIDER MAN DID IT

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      i didn't. and i knew immediately dc would copy it. because they love copying marvel and because the marvel fanboys raved about it so dc figured it would work for them too

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i didn't
        Why not? Was KINO as fuck and they leaned into it just right

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          it didn't make sense to me. the concept was too far fetched even for a superhero movie

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >PS3 graphics
    The WB budget cuts have had hilarious results.

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sick of all the multiverse shit. It's just a lame excuse for literally anything to happen.

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I legit don't undersfand why they are puppeteering creepy CGI Reeves and Cage. Why not just put Brandon Routh in as Supes?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're desperate to attract the boomer audience

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Cage thing has been discussed for quite a while and nearly happened at one point in time, this is just closure of that, in some way.
      The Reeves cameo is sus and shouldn't have been done.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Brandon isn't as big as Christopher "Wheels" Reeves nor as weird and retarded as Nicholas Cage
      >I dont get x
      Stop this fucking memespeak you braindead morans

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cage is based though

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not into him and don't judge others if they are but he would've made a terrible superman

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    same energy

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whose that man standing next to reeves?

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/i/status/1668778925651296257

    Christopher Reeve in an interview shitting on WB for this very same thing. Shit is fucked.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >now that I got my soulless quadrology paycheck, here's whats wrong with people doing what I did
      Bravo, reeves

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Makes you wonder who signed off on it. Probably another case like Tolkien where the estate doesn’t care about anything but the money

      >because gameplay can make up for it,
      there hasn't been gameplay innovation in the industry in like 15 years. its beyond stale.

      Stop buying AAA games and you’ll find a lot of good shit

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Says the guy who made three Superman sequels
      He should get off his high horse

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This guy was in tons of shit movies, including the Superman sequels. If he was alive he would have come back for this movie.

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AHAHAHAHAHAHA
    YESSSSSSSSSSSSS AHAHAHAHAHAHA

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Funny Ha Ha is a 2002 American film written and directed by Andrew Bujalski. It has been described as the first mumblecore film. The film was shot on 16 mm film on a very low budget. It deals with the lives of people in their twenties as they try to come to terms with life after college and confront the responsibilities of adulthood, if only to put them off for as long as possible.

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Snyderjeets might be annoying as fuck, but they have alright bantz.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Digging Superman's corpse.

  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    many minutes were spent rendering that chest

  39. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the bit with Keaton kamikazing himself real?? I can't believe that one no matter what

  40. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently flash from the 90's show and CW is in it too

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit, we might get Thawne then. That... that wouldn't suck.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      nope

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well the DCU Flash made a shitty cameo in the CW show too.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          LITERALLY!

          BAZINGA!

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          yikes
          i've never seen anything good with the flash in it and i probably never will.
          not every superhero needs to be seen in live action. this one should have stayed in the comics and cartoons

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's the omniverse in DC. Everything is in it including Marvel. Some cross over in 2025 will occur let me go look

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        and they did it on a $2 budget

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's like a sliding scale of zestiness.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kino.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Kevin Conroy FINALLY playing live action Batman
          >he plays an evil fucked up version that tries to kill Supergirl
          >even says "Do you bleed" for maximum lols
          >gets jobbed and killed by Batwoman as a way to hype her and make her look strong
          >she has a mental breakdown and quits the character the following year
          >he dies shortly after that
          what a waste

          ?t=178

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            at least he died AFTER

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >she has a mental breakdown
            QRD?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              she's (a) lesbian

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Rose's mental health issues have been so severe she has experienced suicidal thoughts and first tried to take her life aged 12. She has since tried suicide multiple times and been diagnosed with complex post-traumatic stress disorder and clinical depression, which was initially misdiagnosed as bipolar disorder.

              I mean, say whatever you want about her, I personally don't give a fuck about the show or whatever she was in but it also didn't help she actually took the job of batwomyn or some shit only to drop it the moment it got hard for her

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >She has since tried suicide multiple times
                did she really?
                Killing yourself is not that hard, especially when you are a 93 lb woman

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            what is he wearing
            why doesn't he look like batman
            "batwoman" looks like a little boy lmao

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              In this universe Batman basically killed Superman and gave up trying to be a good guy. That suit is because his spine is all fucked up and he can't walk.

              I got confused he doesn't say "do you bleed" he says the line about his parents dying in a gutter like Batfleck said

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Its a line form the Dark Knight Returns thats why it gest used so often

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                We would have more kino like this if they actually let right wing directors make these movies with no interference.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >tapping into all the power of Gotham to use it to fight Superman
                Lots of kino symbolism in this

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Unironically Batfleck killed it on that line. I understand why people get so delusional about the quality of Snyderverse because you really can see gems in there.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Agreed, fellow sir

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's so dark i can't see shit
            it's probably to hide the shitty low budget sets
            why is batman evil?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            you forgot the part where he turned gay

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      i know this gets said a lot about modern superhero movies, but this genuinely looks like a channel awesome production

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow i remember watching this shit as a kid it even got cancelled

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This movie has more flashes than spidermen in No Way Home. I didn't even realize there were this many Flashes

  41. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seems good. Not ashamed of their history unlike other companies. It's corny but not that different from any other nostalgia bait cameos that Marvel does.

  42. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Target share price: $0.

  43. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people surprised that CGI Superman scenes looks bad? It's impossible to make it look "real" because it isn't.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They could have asked Brandon Routh back to play not-Christopher Reeve, since Superman Returns was meant to be a sequel to the Richard Donner's movies, after all.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Routh
        No one wants to see that fag in anything ever again

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          DC fans love him

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        If only there was a living actor who was already cast to essentially be the Christopher Reeve version of Superman, had the blessing of his widow, and appeared in the role as recently as 2019.

        You are an idiot for thinking they'd use the one Superman that was both a critical and box office failure in any circumstance, even a cameo. Fucking contrarians i swear, if they used him you'd complain too for some stupid reason.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      If only there was a living actor who was already cast to essentially be the Christopher Reeve version of Superman, had the blessing of his widow, and appeared in the role as recently as 2019.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gunn hates the CW verse sorry

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          But apparently loves Rosenbaum who was on Smallville. Gunn even just now spoke to him.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Has a pedophile look to him.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why do you think Singer wanted to cast him? He's a fellow pederast

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            he'd get along great with ezra miller
            if i was a Flash fan i'd be offended by that casting
            what's next, the pedo jared guy from subway playing a superhero?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The George Lazenby of Supermen.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          That would be CW Superman

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            He had a pretty good run though didn't he? He got his own series.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >secretly the best
            it really is

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Very unfair to GL

          DC fans love him

          Then they're demented, he's a plank

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            We get it Gunn, you don't like him. That doesn't make the decision to do CGI Christopher Reeve any better

  44. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We want the power rangers the movie style graphics
    But.....why

  45. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get the big deal, it's a cute fun little cameo for those who remember and like the older films. Call me a nostalgiafag, but we never got to see those two together because Reeves refused to do the Supergirl film. One of the biggest superhero movie missed opportunities.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He refused to do it then, but now he's in no position to refuse

  46. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >let's make a movie about the posts on the reddit page dedicated to our movies

  47. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    If DC stuck with Snyder we would have had DC vs Marvel movies by now

  48. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    man you guys are going out of your way to shit on this movie, it feels a lot more unnatural than when it usually happens for other movies - not a good look

  49. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reeves cameo could have been cut, but the nic cage one was kino.

  50. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a fucking 3 hour long CW episode

  51. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should have went insane with this. Have a scene were 100 Batmen fight 100 Supermen. Crazy shit like that. You see CGI Adam West picking up George Reeves Superman by the neck asking him "do you bleed old chum". Why didn't they do this?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      they might as well at this point
      it all makes as much sense as watching a retard playing with his action figures

  52. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile niggas when they see a multiverse capeshit with some crossovers who won't matter in a year

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing matters within a year after release boomer. It's all about living in the her and now.

  53. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will always hate DC because Stan Lee asked if he could cameo in Batman V Superman and Zack Snyder didn't answer his phone calls

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Fuck Stan Lee

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >siding with dc and snyder over stan lee
        cringe

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly would have been funny, Snyder should have let him do it

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >siding with dc and snyder over stan lee
      cringe

      >NOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN STANLIRINO CAMEO

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stan Lee had jack shit to do with either hero. He was being an old greedy kike.
      Reason why he died miserable.

  54. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still don't understand how Barry's mom being alive somehow fucks over Superman

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Batman has a scene explaining how it works

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spoil me, I don't mind-

        She starts teasing superman when he's doing daily superman stuff and he falls for it. He isn't there to be with Lois.

        The fuck, that's it? Does that mean Supergirl's locked up by the government in the regular timeline too?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          They use red sun supergirl for some reason.
          She just smiles when clark getting cucked by barry's mom gets brought up.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            How good was Iris' pussy that Clark was so distracted by it he got ganked by Zod?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Clark gets told about zombified Iris from JLA flash, seeks her immortal pussy out. He dies by being stupified in sex. All that time and it turns out it wasn't Iris it was Plastic Man pulling a funny.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      She starts teasing superman when he's doing daily superman stuff and he falls for it. He isn't there to be with Lois.

  55. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dean Cain?

  56. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a scene in this movie where Batfleck either literally or metaphorically waves to the camera as he leaves the movie?

  57. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie started as a complement to the Snyderverse, that that Jap took over and this was supposed to jumpstart the Blacksuperman verse and finally Gunn took it over to jumpstart his universe. It's like the raping of native americans and forcing your way of life in movie form.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't really know if this is a reboot now, the ending doesn't lead into anything new and is kinda standalone.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't Flashpoint what creates the Gunnverse? That's usually the point of Flashpoint comics, the Flash needs to reset universes.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unless George Clooney Batman is Gunn's Batman, then not this time.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            That would be kino of the highest order. Everyone should have their Batman redeemed even Val Kilmer

            https://www.cameo.com/valkilmer/feed/5e9cc5356f4ca901aa83dfa4

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          This movie doesn't start the new universe
          it's a leftover from the old regime, like every other DC movie this year.

  58. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are capeshit movies earning a lot money or are they in decline?

    With all these recent movies about multiverse shit they look like they are dying from a creative perspective. I mean, bringing back CGI Reeves... and Nicholas Cage that didn't even made the movie... can you go lower than that?

  59. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Say it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will always stand with the GOAT.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love Zack but forming the justice league with 6 and not 7 members was asinine. At least he recognized his mistake and put John Stewart at the very end, before Hamadacuck removed it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck off Pajeet

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, man.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Two turds don't make a cake, bro.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      naggerS

  60. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    how the hell did they spend $200+ million on this and it still looks so shit

  61. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    lawnmower man?

  62. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's A.I. generated.
    I can tell by the way it did Supergirl's boobs.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, sadly

  63. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

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