ITS SHITE BEING SCOTTISH

ITS SHITE BEING SCOTTISH

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought they were Irish? I never understood this scene and why he complained about being Scottish.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, no. They were fairly Scottish, which explains why they were so upset about being Scottish.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Irish, Scottish, what's the difference?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The scottish didn't have a potato famine

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          they still had a suffered from a potato famine, just less intense

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          they still had a suffered from a potato famine, just less intense

          lol homie how the frick is a potato famine real?
          just grow more potatoes lol

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The British didn't import any food to their colony while still exporting food from it during a famine.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Growing things takes a lot of time and fertile land. If your current crop gets wiped out by a blight or pests or you frick up the soil in one of the thousand ways you can frick up the soil, you fricking starve.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the biggest problem wasn't the potato rotting itself, it was the english acting like complete Black folk to the irish during it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the kinds of farm yard animals they frick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The accents are more distinct when you hear them back to back.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the inclusion of the letter e when spelling whisky/whiskey

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Scotland is Northern England. Ireland is its own Island. From my experience the Irish tend to look a lot more Hobbit-like and are generally poorer and more moronic. But they do have a bit more independence as they’re the Republic of Ireland and not a part of the UK. The problem with Scotland now is that the land just has no industry. Actually the Uk basically has no economy outside of London so the smaller towns are just full of trade workers and junkies. It’s pretty miserable.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          average height for males in ireland is taller than it is in scotland/england/wales

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            less 5'6 poopskins and chinks bringing the average height down.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I have it on good authority that Scots lay eggs while the Irish lay potatoes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The difference is Ireland has yet to produce as kino a youtuber as this.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >literally spouts whatever he reads on Cinemaphile as his opinion

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, no. They were fairly Scottish, which explains why they were so upset about being Scottish.

      fairly Scottish? they were from Edinburgh you dickhead how much more Scottish do you want them to be

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        trainspotting's set in glasgow you moron, edinburgh's barely scottish anyway

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          are you fricking braindead?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          are you fricking braindead?

          not to mention the fricking titledrop itself is taken from dialogue alluding to Edinburgh ("Trainspotting in Leith Central?") you absolute vapid frick

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            In the book Renton and Begbie are walking through the train station at night and an old hobo shouts out
            "Nice night for trainspotting lads ay"
            and then Begbie beats the shit out of him or somethin
            Then Renton realises it was Begbies Dad haha

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Rent Boy has a bunch of Hibernian F.C. stuff in his room.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          are you fricking braindead?

          [...]
          not to mention the fricking titledrop itself is taken from dialogue alluding to Edinburgh ("Trainspotting in Leith Central?") you absolute vapid frick

          Weirdly, they filmed a lot in Glasgow and just said it was Edinburgh.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if ye cannae even tell they're Scottish then you've got a right old predicament there mate

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's the lack of sunlight and low vitamin D, isn't it?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This movie made me want to try heroin.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >scotland

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot they made a film of Filth. Any good?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Super overrated.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        decent, good for some Cinemaphile memes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty good tbh, although they made some weird changes to the plot that kinda fricked it, especially the choice to make the student who gets murdered Japanese instead of black

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fun but the book is 10 times better.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty fun but they cut out a lot of the good stuff that was in the book. The last third (the best part) is way more intense in the book. Irvine Welsh likes to go hard.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick was his problem?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Irish are well known drunkards.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They're Scottish

        Don't they explain he's a cokehead? Been a while since I've seen it.

        He only gets fricked up on booze IIRC and purposely shits on the rest of the main cast for being skagheads

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't they explain he's a cokehead? Been a while since I've seen it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He didn't do drugs, he just did people.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No. He was just a psychotic boozer.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I guess that makes sense. The only drug I've ever done that I got angry while on was booze.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He didn't do drugs, he just did people.

        They're Scottish
        [...]
        He only gets fricked up on booze IIRC and purposely shits on the rest of the main cast for being skagheads

        In the book he uses a lot of amphetamines, I can’t remember if that’s ever explicitly stated in the movie tho

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          that part in the book where Begbie fricks a hole in the ground while watching girls in gym class sent my sides into orbit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't they explain he's a cokehead? Been a while since I've seen it.

      Begbie didn't do drugs. He did people.
      >THAT LASSIE GOT GLASSED, AND NO c**t LEAVES HERE TIL WE FIND OUT WHAT c**t DID IT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      couldnt get over the fact he ditched his family to zombies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Some c**ts love getting on the piss and fighting for the hell of it.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’m eternally thankful that my ancestors emigrated away from Scotland, holy frick that place is a shithole, and the Scotch are a race of vermin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Scotch
      holy amerishart

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    amazing soundtrack

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it got a whole lot worse when under the guise of "hate the English" they managed to vote in their own dystopia and have the 3rd world shipped to them.
    Nice.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You underestimate just how much spite the Scottish feel towards the English, they’d gladly let the entire UK turn into a third-world shithole (including Scotland) as long as it means that England will also turn into a third-world shithole

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >they’d gladly let the entire UK turn into a third-world shithole (including Scotland) as long as it means that England will also turn into a third-world shithole
        They can stop trying then, it's done already.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >if you do drugs you will get cute gf
    brb starting heroin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ngl most of the junkies that I know IRL consistently date gorgeous women, idk how they get them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        By having drugs, obviously. Women are sponges, they don't like to pay for their own shit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, I know cokeheads that get models and strippers by giving them free coke, but I’m talking about junkies that have beautiful girlfriends that don’t use opiates

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Probably "I can fix them" bullshit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        attractive mentally ill women are attracted to other mentally ill/drugoid men

        because they're the only ones that will put up with their batshit BPD insanity

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because females love dangerous, unstable guys.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    need a Scottish girlfriend, but too bad I am American.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Britain as a whole looks so fricking depressing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Watch Trainspotting
      >durr the UK sucks

      Cinemaphile generalising again?!

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Obi Wan in the timeline where the Jedi never found him.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S SUS BEING SCOTTISH

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bruh iron bru frfr

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how did they make the sequel so kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone who hates on the sequel clearly has never matured. I cried watching through it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i feel that

        HOW DID BEGBIE HAVE A TEEN SON WHEN HE HAD BEEN IN JAIL FOR 20 YEARS

        hes studying already so he can easily be over 20

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      HOW DID BEGBIE HAVE A TEEN SON WHEN HE HAD BEEN IN JAIL FOR 20 YEARS

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Scottish people are the most bitter people you will ever meet, especially Glaswegians. Their country (smaller population than London) is completely Anglicised but they don't let that stop them from viewing themselves as really unique and special. Meanwhile their politicians leverage all this feeling for handouts from England/EU. They're truly a wormlike people.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Go north; the people are fricking great. Go northwest and the scenery is breathtaking. Go to Orkney and you'll have the best time of your life.
      Swear to God. Just don't frick about in the cities, because they're all pretending. They have no idea how to enjoy themselves.

      t. Brummie

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >England is BAD

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just stop drinking excessively and doing drugs. If you can't you're a literal moron.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Literally just stop drinking excessively and doing drugs
      no

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can not. Having a beer to lunch as we speak

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