Its simple, its the best Batman film

Its simple, its the best Batman film

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the best one that Nolan directed at least, TDK and TDKR are both dogshit. Begins was actually decent, probably because the studio didn't give Nolan free reign.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao, nah

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol dumbarse, it's the least cape shit of all the cape shits and the only Batman movie that makes sense and isn't Hollywood homosexualry

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          TDK is better. He's right that Begins is decent though, that's precisely it. "Decent" and not much else.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dark Knight
    The Batman
    Batman Returns
    The Dark Knight Rises
    Batman Begins
    Batman Forever
    Batman
    Batman & Robin

    Anybody who says the Dark Knight is shit is being contrarian. Its objectively a good film even if you don't like it because you hate cape-shit or you have an idea of what the batman universe is like in your head. a film that you don't like can still be a brilliant film.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nolan's entire trilogy is absolute dogshit

    Not even bumping this shit thread

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The best is the Adam West one. Turning comics into serious grounded stories was a mistake

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is no way you actually believe this and there is no way you would watch the Adam West one as a movie and not just as an excuse to form some ironic hipster opinion.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm just incapable of taking grounded superhero movies seriously. The Schumacher one's are nice too

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Taking it seriously is one thing, but enjoying purposefully bad/parody movies is an even bigger waste of time

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      /thread.

      Comics were literally cartoons for children, make it goofy... make it silly... this whole modern trend of having men in a banana hammocks and matching tights violently killing people while saying swear words is just moronic and gay... I prefer my batman to have less cum gargling gruff guy voice and more "BANG" "BOOM" "POW" if you know what I mean.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >make it goofy... make it silly.
        Thing is, no one wants to see that. Kids don't either. Ask a kid whether they prefer Burton Batman or Adam West.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kids are moronic, they like whatever you tell them to like.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            sure but I think the root of their comment is not that kids like it but that it should be made for children.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Even as a kid I knew some of the movies were shit and others weren't.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kids prefer novelty and will always take what's new over what's old. But yes, kids also love dark, gritty versions of their goofy comic shit. Should tell you something.

          I cannot sanction Carrey and TLJ's buffoonery. They went so over the top camp that it makes the Adam West series seem grimdark.

          TLJ is pretty bad in it. Carey being over the top is just Jim Carrey. What I enjoy about Batman Forever is that it succeeds as a mindless popcorn blockbuster, while Burton's films are just so mediocre, in spite of the superior aesthetic choices and performances.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >how do we make capeshit more appealing to adults? I know, let's make it even MORE childish!
            150 IQ take anon.
            >What I enjoy about Batman Forever is that it succeeds as a mindless popcorn blockbuster
            In other words you simply enjoy slop. And there's nothing wrong with that. But to suggest it's bad for films to aim higher is creatively bankrupt. Burton's flicks are like German Expressionist cinema compared to that gay dude's close ups of Clooney's ass.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >how do we make capeshit more appealing to adults? I know, let's make it even MORE childish!
              Not what I'm saying. I was just pointing out that it's a childish impulse that wants to see all these goofy concepts done in a realistic, dark style. And probably not a good one.
              >In other words you simply enjoy slop.
              All Batman films.
              >But to suggest it's bad for films to aim higher is creatively bankrupt.
              I didn't suggest that. Other Batman films aimed higher and achieved little more than being slop.
              >Burton's flicks are like German Expressionist cinema compared to that gay dude's close ups of Clooney's ass.
              George Clooney isn't in Batman Forever.

              Batman Forever is a more intelligent film than Batman & Robin. That's where they actually went for the mindless popcorn crowd.

              They're both really dumb. Other things made Forever the better film.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >DUDE IT'S SO BAD IT'S GOOD, YOU DON'T GET IT
                >FRICK PUTTING ANY EFFORT IN
                Nah, frick off

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Also not what I'm saying. Enjoy life as an idiot.

                Batman Returns is the connoisseur's choice. Also a good Christmas movie.

                It's got nice looking stuff in it and a funny enough script by that dude that wrote Heathers. A close second to Forever for me.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Batman Forever is a more intelligent film than Batman & Robin. That's where they actually went for the mindless popcorn crowd.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >make it goofy... make it silly
        That's the MCU style. I think a better choice of word would be campy.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          mcu is right in the middle. Grounded visuals with serious story but quips and gags every 10 seconds. Worse than either end of the spectrum

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ok then whatever spiderman is. Spiderman thematically seems to only work properly with the correct amount of goofiness. Idk if it's the way the character is written or the storylines in the og comics or what, but spiderman has always mogged the shit out of every other superhero as far as mass appeal and it definitely has a sillier tone than the rest.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            There are some slightly goofy elements, but the Raimi films were still pretty serious and dark whenever they needed to.
            If you're going to go fully silly, you may as well just do it like Lego Batman.
            Not some inbetween shit.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well Spidey is the Marvel character who's SUPPOSED to quip.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not even just camp but to have the feel of a comic book. A lot of anons think that just means "make it silly".
          It's a lot more complex than that, but the general logic is correct. It shouldn't be overly realistic/grounded. This doesn't mean shit like pic related is worth any storytelling value though.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm 100% honest here. The type of shit in that picture is exactly what superhero movies are missing. If you put that into a batman movie I would watch it.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              You and 5 other mentally challenged people. It was shit then and it would be even more shit now due to the soulless CGI they'd use.
              At least Robot Chicken does stop motion which births some life into their sketches.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                breathes*
                I guess it probably births them too though

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                mentally challenged people love super heroes dude, it's like their number one interest. Unironically the smartest move marvel could make would be to skibidi toiletify the MCU.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer 1989
    Begins is very good though

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hello, King

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Batman 89 > Batman Returns > Batman Begins > POWER GAP > TDK > TDKR > dogshit > BvS > The Batman

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot the Schumacher movies.
      Batman 89 > Batman Returns > Batman Begins > POWER GAP > TDK > TDKR > Batman & Robin > Batman Forever > dogshit > BvS > The Batman

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Return of The Joker > All

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Batman Returns is the best Batman. This is like the 6th best.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Batman Returns is the best Batman
      correct

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Batman Forever is the best one. None of the Batman movies are that good, but Nolan's trilogy is really bad. Ass filmmaking.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I cannot sanction Carrey and TLJ's buffoonery. They went so over the top camp that it makes the Adam West series seem grimdark.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nolan is a hack just like Snyder only the second is good for the Joker but the rest are trash

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    TDK is massively overrated

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's very well made. I have a problem with Bale's version of Batman, however out of all the Batman movies he's the most tolerable in this one. Nolan's obsession with explaining everything and grounding the movie in realism was probably a mistake, he went a bit too far. I guess he wanted his version to get as far away from the Schumacher schlock as possible, but still. A vigilante like Batman, with his code and all, wouldn't survive two weeks in reality. It also limits a superhero movie because you can't use most of the things established in the comics without altering them drastically.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah you could probably cut 30 minutes out of Begins and end up with a better film honestly

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >very well made
      It's well produced. Nothing directed by Nolan is well made, unless the guy has a side business making wooden cabinets that I'm unaware of.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, it's probably the best overall.
    Best introduction to the character but what really carries it is the art direction. By far the best depiction of Gotham, especially with those miniatures.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >By far the best depiction of Gotham
      Seriously?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        In films, yes.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          If only Nolan could make it look this good in the movie. I think Burton's Gotham was more distinct.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scarecrow is more interesting than Joker

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Microwave ray that boils the city's water isn't harmful to 60% water humans.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2006
    Ah no wonder its peak kino

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      2005

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even more kino

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dark Knight and The Batman are better.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Batman Returns is the connoisseur's choice. Also a good Christmas movie.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      First time saw this I was 6. I had no idea what "I'd like to fill her void" and "unlimited poon tang" meant. I did know I wanted to do things to catwoman, I just didn't know what those things were.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, tumblergay.
    Its the car. Chicks love the car.

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