Its tanking internationally

>Europe & ANZ looks like $40M or so. Asia probably $20-25M range & $15-17M ish LATAM. Could end up sub- 250M in the end

https://forums.boxofficetheory.com/topic/31385-the-little-mermaid/page/2/#comment-4509541

With a 250M budget could fail to break even

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    WE

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      WUZ MURMAAAIDS AND SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t you just love when globalism collapses in on itself like this? It’s literally impossible for everyone in the world to hold hands and sing kumbaya.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know. Hate for this seems to be universal

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disney is propped up by investors who don't get their wealth through ticket sales so they can continue to keep pushing their propaganda for a long time

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >investors who don't get their wealth through ticket sales
        how the frick someone make money investing into something that fails miserably?
        and also... can you do it on a lower scale?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/business-news/disney-hit-with-investor-suit-streaming-1235492180/

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          they mainly invest in these companies to control the narrative, they make their wealth through other endeavors

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            just enforce antitrust and it will stop, it already stopped AT&T last year and they had to sell off all their media including Warner.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >how the frick someone make money investing into something that fails miserably?
          With monopoly money everything its possible!

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          they mainly invest in these companies to control the narrative, they make their wealth through other endeavors

          just enforce antitrust and it will stop, it already stopped AT&T last year and they had to sell off all their media including Warner.

          blackrock and federal bank are literally buddies. look it up. they want to enforce esg on even private companies.

          any president that goes against them willl be going against the fed and you know what'll happen (if such one can become a president at all)

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            blackrock has been called the fourth branch of government

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why didn't you think inflation is out of control? Money is being printed explicitly for this, Ukraine, and homosexual AAA games

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >investors
        Pension funds. Our pension funds.
        Our own money is being burned to push propaganda to ourselves.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Progressivism is the same thing as globalism
      You're not going to get people to latch onto your backwards isolationist nonsense just by trying to tie ibin with things people actually hate

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They aren't synonyms, but globalism is part of progressivism.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          In the same way that breathing air is part of being a progressive.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You moronic?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying that’s what globalism is about
      Trannies and other leftists are just dumb, ignorant pawns, a means to an end. They want us all dead and they’re very outspoken about it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Globalism has nothing to do with the people, it's just the oligarchs and corpos working together to make more money. People on the left are just moronic and think it means open borders and diversity.

      you will never be Asian, davido kun

      Cinemaphile is probably one of the most ethnically diverse places on the internet.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >make more money
        Your naivety is really cute. When are you transitioning?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Globalism is when black girl in my childrens movies
      You people are moronic

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        globohomosexual is when you try to force countries to be same as you, yes.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        where’s the lie tho

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes part of globalism is normalizing racial integration for gentiles

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's literally why they do it and they say so openly

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can no more fight globalism than you can fight the earth rotating.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry Burgerland will save its box office

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’re hate has no place here. Begone, pestilent one!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This system only could work with a social credit score. Not watching the latest agitprop movie schlock will get your score reduced. You need to rate it 5 stars also or you wont be able to use certain apps for a while with all their functions or something. Little privileges will do a lot in such a system.
      If china is their model their need the social credit system soon or it will all collapse as anon says here.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was never about the money

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it was never about the money
      Seems like if it were a success then it would matter a lot more. If this does flop it’ll just get memoryholed.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >$250MM budget
      It’s money laundering. It’s literally only about the money.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disney shareholders will disagree for sure.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ITS ABOUT SENDING A MESSAGE

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s failing horribly in my home country korea too. Kids are horrified

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kids are horrified
      In what ways?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        the animal companions are nightmare fuel.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They expected pretty hapa danielle to be the mermaid and instead they got ugly Black person halle
        I'm sure it was quite the shock

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They were expecting this chick to be Ariel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho0d4rf1LwY since that's how Disney marketed the movie there

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No fricking way, lmao. Kudos to the balls of disney, even if it backfired

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >15 layers of makeup
          >still looks like shit
          She also looks like trash.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you will never be Asian, davido kun

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's actual Koreans on Cinemaphile anon, where do you think all the seething about Japan comes from

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          they've taken over Cinemaphile and /vg/ with their low effort asiatic and chink gachas

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean Koreans want to be white so bad they dedicate entire industries into attempting to turn white so it's no surprise they'd hate this

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guess the headlines now.
    >”The Little Mermaid” underperforming internationally is proof the world is not ready for black excellence

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Racist backlash towards “the little mermaid” is a strong reminder that Trump’s America is still alive and well

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Little Mermaid is a box office failure. And that’s a good thing

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >In Failure, The Little Mermaid Redefines Winning

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is judging mermaids who can't swim a new strain for the white supremacist movement?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Somethingsomething white supremacy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dear White People: Not Watching 'The Little Mermaid' Proves You Hate Us
      >Written by LaTasha Oogaboogadongo

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's right

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The World is not ready for a Black leading female character who identifies as part poisson. But here's how we can fix that...

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ize wants to be
    Where da honkies be at
    Chillin n laffin
    Eatin sum chicken

    Walkin round on dem...
    Ayo what they be?
    Aights. Feels.

    Floatin and shit
    Don't get a homie too far
    Specially when homies can't swim.

    Up where theys walk, up where they nogs
    Up there wheres wear timbs to jog
    Wish I coulds be
    Part of deys hood.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Little Weremaid

      My sides are under the sea! Good job

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did my part for YT on the official channel

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good.
    It's about time this fricking fad dies already.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they racewash Peter Pan and Ariel? What's next, Snow White?

    I need an answer from Cinemaphile's liberals on this. Why did you destroy kino?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick. I don’t know if it’s the lighting, but she is particularly grotesque in this shot.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dehhhhhhhhhh

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What's next, Snow White?

      He doesn't know.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What's next, Snow White?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tbf they actually put some effort to make her look like snow white even of she isn't actually 100% white which is more that you can say about black ariel.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hey actually put some effort to make her look like snow white even of she isn't actually 100% white
          wtf am I reading?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's talking about the new Snow White.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ya, I know. That poo looks nothing like Snow White.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Which Snow White?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >americans think this is white
              AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >My hair's Coal Black
              >but my name's So White
              >I wash's all day
              >and I got da bluuuuuuuuuees in da niiiight

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              She looks like an early human
              is this some kind of Mexican
              Wtf?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                she cute

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                a mexiisraelite. her names rachel ~~*zegler*~~

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Moar like Snow Brown.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous
            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Snow White
              looks and sounds like a female version of Scarface instead

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's nothing pretty on that girl, neither the hair, the eyes, the face or the noise

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >There's nothing pretty on that girl
        everything attractive about her is from the neck down

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why did they racewash
      because white people pirate movies, are too smart to watch this crap, and are dying out

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are unironically, no fricking joke, doing Snow White and removing the "rape" and the Dwarves.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        the original animation is from the fricking 30s. most likely everyone who worked on it was racist and sexist. snow white more than most, actually needs a modern update.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >most likely everyone who worked on it was racist and sexist

          God I miss the good 'ole days

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's racist and sexist about Snow White?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Her skin was white and it was a biological woman.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm going to say it. The anime is the best adaption of Snow White to this day. Unironically the Disney movie doesn't even have enough of a story to begin with to keep modern watchers interested for 2 hours.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also Snow White is Puerto Rican and they are removing Prince Charming. She will instead save a commoner, Johnathan.

        Fricking based Disney. Hope they remake Forrest Gump next and make him an intelligent black woman from Chicago.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Fricking based Disney. Hope they remake Forrest Gump next and make him an intelligent black woman from Chicago.
          Kek
          >COMING SOON: MANDELA WITH RYAN GOSLING

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >She will instead save a commoner, Johnathan
          no but really?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also Snow White is Puerto Rican and they are removing Prince Charming. She will instead save a commoner, Johnathan.

        Fricking based Disney. Hope they remake Forrest Gump next and make him an intelligent black woman from Chicago.

        He's talking about the new Snow White.

        Why even call it "Snow White" if you're just going to turn it into a completely different goyslop #grrlboss film??

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Slurry Biege

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure they're removing the dwarves because that would be "bigoted" against little people.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No jobs for them because that will solve bigotry.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >snow white and the magical creatures

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She is frickin ugly just sayin

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are getting Snow Brown and you are going to help let it tank.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Snow Brown

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What's next, Snow White?
      She's Coal Grey now, chud.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all that acne showing through Hollywood makeup and fx

      Just how bad is this b***h's skin lmao

      Like even making her a black why the frick did they cast a literal mutant

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Like even making her a black why the frick did they cast a literal mutant

        It's just "black bump". Most blacks got them but it's easy to not notice it because Hollywood pushes the less pure ones down our throat. It's just a recent meme to give us the mutant looking ones.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They will do a black or other mystery racial meat Tarzan and have him africanize the White woman

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think Tarzan is safe from blackwashing because of the whole raised by apes thing. Could still be Asian, I guess. This is clown world.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          If Tarzan isn't gonna be black, then Jane will be.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They want you to know that their are genociding you and you can do nothing about it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Snow White
        More like Snow Blight

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >$15-17M ish LATAM
    we did it again LATAM!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the argentinian should be the blackest of them all.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      white supremacists most wanted list

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Racists are bombing the movie on purpose by not going to see it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      and that's a good thing

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How dare they not see something that doesn't interest them?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were banking so hard on the "you're racist if you don't watch this" demographic. I think it would have had packed theaters in 2018 but after 2020 I'm sure people are just done pretending.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        IS THE WORLD AS SAD AS IT SEEMS
        WHERE ALL MEN'S HOPES
        WHERE ALL MEN'S DREAMS
        ARE IN THE EYES OF A DREAMER
        IN THE EYES OF A MAN

        frick. charlie manson literally predicted clown world. he went crazy because he literally saw the visions of today

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even my mixed race normie friends who are “live and let live” cosmopolitan liberal urbanites are sick of Disney and told me that they think Disney is anti white racist.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          My dad works at Nintendo too.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it's unbelievable that people are getting tired of preachy liberals calling them racists for not liking fentanyl zombies and monthly riots
            >the same year the gigapozzed strange world became the biggest financial flop of all time
            You need a better cope

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh, so now your homosexual "cosmopolitan liberal urbanite" friends are just "people"? Even though that description fits the very same preachy liberals you're denouncing? You're so bad at lying, dude.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not that anon but it stands to reason that if even the "cosmopolitan liberal urbanite" have Black person fatigue, the actual blue collar, hard working white people actually having to deal with them will be ten times more tired

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >even the "cosmopolitan liberal urbanite" have Black person fatigue
                This is what I mean when I say you're bad at lying, "not that anon". I know you'd prefer it if everyone was as secretly racist as you are, but it just doesn't make any fricking sense.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                No he isn’t me. And my normie friends really are "cosmopolitan liberal urbanites" but since I’m not American (I’m French) our liberals are probably different to yours.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think you even know what a liberal is.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well they voted for mélenchon last year and refused to vote for either macron or le pen on the second round because they’re both right wing. So if they’re not liberals or left leaning then what are they?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                the troony you're responding to is probably pulling le liberals and socialists are le different pilpul

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bottom ñef tis literally me. I finally feel represented

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Society is collapsing

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would I go see a film that looks worse than the original in every single way, black Ariel aside?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      how are they ‘bombing’ it? are people obligated to see everything disney puts out?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What racists? The ones who did the raceswapping?
      Are the racists in the room with us at THIS moment?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is such a disservice for the actress. she was chosen for her skin color only. I think she cant act but is a decent singer. nobody notices it because only her skin color and nappy hair count.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can agree on that

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      not paying for a thing you are not interested in is now racist.
      CONSUME PRODUCT OR YOU ARE A NAZI!

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is she such a hideous monkey b***h

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait for the 2nd week. Aladdin remake started weak, then hit $1b (Korea's opening weekend was $6m then it finished with $90m). Not expecting the same here, but it's too early to tell

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aladdin did mediocre domestic numbers and was carried across the billion mark by strong international numbers.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aladdin also wasn't a raceswap mess. People who liked the original will enjoy the live action. The only controversy with that movie was Will Smith being Genie, and that's mostly because replacing Robin William's shoes was a tough ask.

        He didn't deliver, but otherwise the movie a mostly mediocre remake that doesn't frick with nostalgia.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit that movie was so unremarkable I decided to pirate it just now and see what it is about until I finished reading your post and saw Will Smith was genie. I ALREADY SAW THIS SHIT BUT FORGOT IT WAS THAT BORING

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >People who liked the original will enjoy the live action
          KEK no they will NOT you creepy shill lol

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            ngl I kinda liked the Aladdin remake

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm trans btw don't know if that matters.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >only trans people liked Aladdin

                Weird, I don't remember any trans themes in that movie.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Right, it was mediocre along with Lion King, all of their remakes are shit, that's exactly why I'm not calling flop yet

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      there are several big movies coming out one after the other, it's going to be a bloodbath and we already know that
      >the movies only have the first weekend to make as much as possible because very few if not none of them will drop lower than 60% for their second weekend
      >guardians 3 needed really good word of mouth to not be a flop
      >elemental is dead already, indy 5 is being torn apart by the critics and the new transformers is an incoming disaster

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The Blackening
        >horror
        I'm a little sick and tired of evidence for The Simulation just being shoved in my face everywhere.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Guardians 3 would have made easily 1Billy if it were released after Spiderman 3 instead of after the entirely shitty Phase 4 and Antman

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I really want Miles to get destroyed by Transformers

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Transformers may surprise if kids like it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It definitely looks like that especially in Asia. But you don't want to look like the idiots who ran victory laps before Avatar 2 even came out

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It got its billies though

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wait for the 2nd week
      that's when THEY start buying tickets to inflate the numbers.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >$15-17M ish LATAM
    jej, nobody cares about the movie here, not with fast and furious and the new animated spiderman sequel coming out around the same time
    the only thing I've heard some people talking about the movie is the cringe from this interview where the guy starts improvising, makes an ass of himself and la senegrita decides later that she doesn't want to ever do an interview in mexico again
    https://youtube.com/shorts/XYHOMXc-xrQ?feature=share

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not surprised. The next showing at my local theatre has no tickets sold. I've never seen this happen for a blockbuster on opening night. Even Shazam 2 sold a few

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even know about 40M for Aus and NZ, tickets are pricey here and I haven't seen any little mermaid ads outside youtube, no one's talking about it in NZ.

    Here's a showing that starts in just under an hour

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mate it's flopping hard in Christchurch going by my theatre. Next showing in 15 minutes has no tickets sold. I checked other films to see if it's just a slow day but John Wick, GOTG and Fast X have sold tickets for their next showing. Nobody here gives a frick

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looking at mine in the Western US, for screening rooms with about 144 seats plus 10 handicapped seats:
      11 (15:00)
      4
      6
      14 (18:10)
      11 (19:00)
      3
      2
      26 (21:20)
      0
      I find it interesting how the afternoon ones which I'd figure would be popular with the children's after-school crowd is near-empty.
      It's only after 6:00 PM that they pick up, and only after 9:00 PM that one actually has over 10% filled, with about 1 out of 6.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        My local cinema in London (~10% black) is between 25% and 60% full all day this weekend.
        There are 18 showings just on Saturday so it looks like the cinema is expecting a good turnout.

  16. 10 months ago
    sage

    there are 4 little mermaid threads up already, do we really need a 5th? i would have thought you race-obsessed autistics would need a break by now

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You go Glen Coco, give that internet a piece of your mind!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >race obsesses
      No, we are anti racists and against race swapping of gingers, racist israelite

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    they didn't even spare the fricking horsey

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did they dress her like she's a slave on a plantation driving "masser" around?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can tell the actor has been fooled by being hired first then hired the seamonkey. Low

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think she's cute.

    • 10 months ago
      sage

      me too. the eyes are strange but it doesn't make her ugly to me, just weird looking. she has a really nice smile and a cute nose. imagine her laughing playfully with you while you tease her about her eyes and play with her hair

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        or holding hands

        >dreadlocks
        why not put her in braids?

        because its not black enough, anon.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        or holding hands
        [...]
        because its not black enough, anon.

        I’m literally smitten over a male YouTuber and I’m still not as pathetic as you, just fyi.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          not that anon but who is the male youtuber please?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          how is it pathetic to acknowledge you would frick a random celebrity

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            why are all disney prostitutes so obsessed with nude selfies?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Underboob is my kryptonite, yet I feel nothing because of her weird face.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you a woman? How does being a celebrity make her more attractive? Literally who gives a shit about a woman's career?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Being a celebrity in the USA automatically grants you God status for some reason.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dreadlocks
      why not put her in braids?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      me too. the eyes are strange but it doesn't make her ugly to me, just weird looking. she has a really nice smile and a cute nose. imagine her laughing playfully with you while you tease her about her eyes and play with her hair

      Imagine being this mentally ill.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        says the RLM poster

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Not refuting anything

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She goes from 4 to 6 if you fix her eyes.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's like this is how she actually looked, and every footage just cgi her eyes further apart

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think she’s crazy hot and have been a fan of both sisters since their first album. They made her uglier in the film and she’s also not an actress so it’s going to doubly suck. Idc about the race swapping I just refuse to watch these live action remakes. Jungle Book was very good though.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I find her repulsive but on top of that she shouldn’t be Ariel

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get the haters
      She's like a real life kawaii anime girl

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice try, tard.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Darken the skin and they're clones

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      topkek, I didn't even notice that they gave her straighter hair with cgi

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The color of her skin on the left is very uneven, like she is dirty. It's not the case on the right. What is up with that?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        they didn't know how black hair works underwater or they want to capture the image of straight hair from the original and that was the best they could do.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          *I thought it said hair, fugg.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Under the sea of hype

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    maybe it's because it looks like she has a BBC between her legs underneath those scales

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    someone post it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >OH N-

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish it was The Little Merboy I would have watched that. But Disney is only interested in making movies and shows for girls.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Make prince Eric a hot milf and we have a deal.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        But I want to see handsome merboy kissing handsome prince.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Make Ariel a Chad

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    are those chicken bones on the ground to her right?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. She thought chickens were cute but didn't know they couldn't breathe underwater.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pump out a soulless cashgrab "live action" CGI shitfest to keep the IP in Disney's hands
    >make the mermaid black to get some press out of a completely loveless remake.

    Hollywood israelites took the idea that there's no such thing as bad press and really ran with it, forgetting that making things that people like works too.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    sorry chud, you don't need more than this

    https://variety.com/2023/film/news/little-mermaid-box-office-memorial-day-holiday-weekend-1235623771/

    >Disney’s “The Little Mermaid” is poised to make a box office splash over Memorial Day weekend. The big-budget remake is projected to earn a mighty $100 million from 4,300 North American theaters in its first three days of release and $120 million to $125 million by Monday’s holiday.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >$120 million opening weekend
      >guaranteed +70% second weekend dropoff, the Disney Special as we call it
      >bombing abjectly everywhere else
      Wokesisters how do we cope with this new fat L?

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    how can anyone take this movie seriously when this is a frame from it. Nobody wants to imagine fantasy mermaids living in the actual dark murk of the lower ocean. Are they adapted with some fricking blindsight to live in this grey ugly crap or do they just feel around?

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just don't watch it. Please don't watch it. They need to learn.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yo FUUUUUUCK racism, my dude.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Forced diversity won't sell, so why Disney keeps doing this shit despite all the recent flops? Isn't the goal of a company to make money?

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    my dad works for box office and he says it is literally impossible to get tickets for the little mermaid right now. some people are driving 50 miles just to find a cinema with available tickets
    it's going to blow up. will make a billy easy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      my uncle works at nintendo

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are running out of tickets in my state, they have to rush order special ticket paper from China so they can meet the huge demand.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just wait until 3am the following morning, 80 million tickets will be found in Tupperware containers in the warehouse with exploding sewer pipes.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Box Office of Kyiv just flew over my house

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    general rule of thumb is you take the reported budget, triple it, then add on a billion and double it again to find the amount to break even
    there is no way this film breaks even. disney btfo

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My Dad is having long intense gay anal sex sessions with some guy who has inside information that all the theaters for little mermaid are sold out, and says its tracking to hit a billy. So I think it's looking good

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    if this movie comes close to breaking even it beat my expectations.

    but i can't imagine them selling a lot of toys/merch from this thing, from what i hear that's where disney earns most of their money.

    like the money earned from the first frozen movie is absolutely dwarfed by the frozen merchandise

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but i can't imagine them selling a lot of toys/merch from this thing, from what i hear that's where disney earns most of their money.
      theme parks >>>

      [...]

      >

      [...]

      most profitable movies make hundred million or so tops. not even enough to fund another.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        no way the frozen section of a theme park makes more than all the frozen merch sold on a global scale. and no way the profits from all theme parks combined is more than the profits from all merch combined. even if you count merch sold inside theme parks towards the profit of the theme park.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jenie Nicolson told me the most important thing to sell a girls doll is that it has brushable hair. So what are they hoping will happen with this shit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Guilt burdened white aunties will buy. Doesn't matter if the kid plays with it or not.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >eyes looking better
        >brighter skin
        lulz

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the most important thing to sell a girls doll is that it has brushable hair
        This sounds plausible, What were Disney thinking?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who has the webm of the little girl crying when she gets the black doll for Christmas?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Now post the other two.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but i can't imagine them selling a lot of toys/merch from this thing
      Black Spiderman 2099 sells a lot

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's blue though.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          my first thought as well. can't even tell what kind of nose he has in

          >but i can't imagine them selling a lot of toys/merch from this thing
          Black Spiderman 2099 sells a lot

          >also, Spiderman is a Black now...? last i heard he was turned into a girl

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        2099 is an Irish-Mexican, though. Miles Morales is the black one.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, Morales is the black-mexican one. I think both are, Miguel the 2099, isn't?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Morales is black Mexican, Miguel is Irish Mexican
            Spider dads just like banging Latinas, I guess.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spider-Man 2099 is white-hispanic. I own some of those comics, he has a hispanic name but he's drawn like he's white, green eyes and everything.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Miguel is Spider-castizo, though in these movies they make him look real indigenous.

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    universal critical acclaim, first black mermaid represented on screen, a billion box office in the bag.
    we won disneybros
    we fricking won

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i-its at leaat flopping in the whiter countires!
    The cope has officially began. Reminder USA will push this to a billion like with black panther.

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    LOOK AT THESE IMAGES.
    LOOK AT THEM. HIDEOUS.
    WHO WOULD WANT TO HAVE TO BEHOLD THESE IMAGES?
    UNCANNY DYSGENIC NOG, EVERHTHING IS EYE-BURNINGLY BLUE, STERILE CG.
    NEVERMIND THE SOUNDTRACK.

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    its over

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      chuds can review bomb all they want, it won't stop the box office juggernaut

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not bad. Better than Dumbo I guess.

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >YOURE JUST RACIST THIS THE BEST PIECE OF ART EVER MADE YOU JUST HATE BLACK EXCELLENCE CHUD
    meanwhile my wife

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      CAAALYPSOOOOO

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are asians chuddy while americans are non racists??

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Movie premiered yesterday
    >imdb ratings still not available

    How low will it be? I'm guessing around 3.

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://n.news.naver.com/article/009/0005129576?sid=101
    "What does the black fish princess say?"... This company standing on the edge of a cliff due to the controversy over the destruction of the original work [Park Min-ki's World Bus]
    “흑어공주가 웬말”…원작 파괴 논란으로 벼랑 끝에 선 이 기업 [박민기의 월드버스]

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >https://n.news.naver.com/article/009/0005129576?sid=101
      >n.news.naver.com
      >n

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >translated: the company removed the phrase "ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls" from announcements at its theme parks and replaced it with "Dreamers of all ages."
      oh yeah, had forgotten about that
      >translated: It is a stinging setback for Disney after last June's "Buzz Lightyear," which came under fire for featuring a lesbian couple, barely broke even.
      didn't know they put a lesbian couple into that thing. havent watched it.
      >As the New York Times (NYT) pointed out, "In trying to offend no one, Disney lost everyone."
      the sad truth is disney is so big that they won't even feel this, unfortunately. they could bleed customers for 15 years before it's necessary to course-correct.

      >Disney also announced that it was suspending political contributions to the state of Florida in the wake of the state's "No Gay Education" law, which banned lessons and discussions on topics such as gender identity and sexual orientation in preschools and elementary schools.
      that's a leftist lie, the bill has nothing to do with gay education. it just specifies that the parents have a right to be informed about what's taught in sex education.
      US media just went ahead and lied about it, calling it a "don't say gay bill". if any anon is reading this and is misinformed i will take the opportunity to inform you about how corrupt american media is, and the politicians on the left that push the lies.
      read the bill yourself if you want to verify that you've been lied to:
      https://flsenate.gov/Session/Bill/2022/1557/BillText/er/PDF

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It can't fail. The feds give them a tax break for making diversity art.

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it isn't 0
    i'd count it as a success

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do leftists/liberals explain away Asia's revulsion and rejection towards black actors/leads in movies?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've seen a number of them genuinely blame whites for it. That we've somehow exported anti-blackness to Asian countries. You might remember similar lunacy about the rise in anti-Asian hate crimes by black being blamed on white supremacy.

      It obviously robs these groups of any of their own agency and denies reality. If they truly believe this, you've got to wonder why they're denying white supremacy. A group that controls others unintentionally sounds like a higher being. I'm not telling

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I've seen a number of them genuinely blame whites for it.

        What about Latin America then? They didn't get a Marshall Plan to shove western values down their throats. This shit is gonna bomb in recent big markets like Mexico and Chile.

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S NOT TANKING!
    YOU HEAR ME CHUDS????
    THIS
    WILL
    BE
    A
    SUCCES

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has this happened yet for little mermaid?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Second weekend to boost “awareness”, give or take

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many movies, video games, tv shows etc have to bomb financially before companies realize nobody wants black female protagonists?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vanguard and Blackrock have infinite money, so really it's not about the money, it's about the message.

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean I'm not surprised. My sister who doesn't do politics and is big into Disney said she's not gonna go see it because of what they did to Ariel, it's not only chuds who think it's bullshit

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How hard will it drop after a week in US theaters?

  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn’t Americans worship them? It will make a billion domestically.

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Racism aside the movie looked genuinely soulless and awful. The empty ocean gave me that spooky empty Source level / Liminal Spaces shit zoomers are always going on about.

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like despite how things are depicted in the media the average person has been getting more racist in the past decade.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes obviously. People for the last few decades got their entire worldview from television instead of exposure to diversity. Now that it's here, it's revealed for the hostile israeli scam that it is.
      People thought that the values espoused in TV were normal and they feared expressing any racial thoughts. The internet blew out the entertainment/social training system.

      israeli rules and values cannot be propagated about stuff you have personal experience with. Look at how media represents games or whatever you know about. Now everyone has experience with different races and degenerates, and no amount of Will and Grace or Cosby shows can counteract that.

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least it had good music.
    >UNDA DA KNEE

  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >250m budget
    moron. That means 500m due to advertising.

  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >live action Lilo and Stitch soon
    Wonder how they'll ruin my favorite Disney movie

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't they replace Bubbles with a fat Asian lady?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >replacing Bubbles
        Frick, it's worse than I thought

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They replaced an actual Hawaiian with someone else because she wasn’t DArK EnOuGh for them. Bunch of racists

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They replaced Nani's actress. They did recast the guy they had intended to play her boyfriend, though. That's because he had a Spotify playlist titled "homie music."

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >That's because he had a Spotify playlist titled "homie music."

          lmao that's moronic. He probably has legit black friends and calls them homies. Only SJW care about that shit like with the Latinx meme.

          also they hated him because he was hot and didn't look like a TUMBLR goblin.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          *They /haven't/ replaced Nani's actress.

  58. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie exposes how much americans worship blacks. Truly their gods!

  59. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    liberals will buy up tickets
    this will be the greatest success ever
    no one will watch it though

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      how many children will end up traumatized by those ugly as frick talking animals ?
      they are pure nightmare fuel.

      they didn't know how black hair works underwater or they want to capture the image of straight hair from the original and that was the best they could do.

      they didn't know how black hair works underwater or they want to capture the image of straight hair from the original and that was the best they could do.

      Please meet the minimum English language requirements when posting. English is a difficult language to learn as an adult, I know, but it's important to the quality of this website that you make the effort to properly format your posts.
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  60. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    how many children will end up traumatized by those ugly as frick talking animals ?
    they are pure nightmare fuel.

  61. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >With a 250M budget
    What's a fair estimate on marketing? 50mil? I know some people say marketing is as much as budget, but I can't believe they'd think this could make a billion.

    Let's say 50 mil? If so, 300mil, so bare minimum 600mil to beak even. How the frick did they spend 250mil on this garbage though?

  62. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >movie comes out in 3 hours where i live
    >check seat reservations at local kinoplex
    >not even half full
    >check fast x viewing for the same time
    >close to the same number of reservations
    just fricking embarrassing

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's Friday and Saturday shows that are relevant really. I'd check my own, but I know for a fact they'll be sold out since I live in nola, the Black capital of the US.

  63. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie called the little mermaid, not the little hammerhead. Haiiiyaaaaa

  64. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Only Americans worship blacks
    >Not even real africans worship blacks
    Really makes you think.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      africans fricking HATE western slavebabies

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not even real africans worship blacks
      South African nationalists call african American culture more damaging to the black race than actual apartheid.

  65. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  66. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it would be fricking hilarious if Barbie, a comedy about the biggest blonde icon ever, outsold this we wuz kangz shit pushed by that nepotistic slag of Beyonce.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It won't. Barbie is like the wild things are movie or the Moner Dora flick. It's supposed to be for children but the movie is made for adults. You can't win this way unless it's nerd shit like Mario or capeshit.

  67. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they give Sebastian and Flounder cartoony designs like Beast's servants and then ,when Ursula stole the Trident and kept all the magic for herself, made them transform into the uncanny magic-less CGI critters that we got? It's like they wanted this shit to bomb from the start.

  68. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still no imdb score
    >RT audience score locked at under 50 reviews

    They're really doing this, huh?

  69. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >With a 250M budget could fail to break even
    it was never about the money, it's about sending a message

  70. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >$250M in the end

    What did it cost?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm betting far more than $250 mil.

  71. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe it's like a parody or like how in the movie 'The Producers' they realised they'd get more from a failed movie than a successful one

  72. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont get it. Step for step, another lefties dream come true. Why dont they buy tickets

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      they don't buy tickets in general. leftists barely go outside. the reason there are nogs in movies is because they comprise the backbone of the moviegoing audience in the united states.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lefties don't have kids. If they did go, they'd watch it once for brownie points, compared to conservative families that will watch a movie with their entire family repeatedly.

      I watched Puss in Boots with my kids 3x in theaters. They love that movie and kept wanting to go back to watch, and I also found it enjoyable that it wasn't a drag to watch it again.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >taking your children to a furry movie that will groom them into furries over and over
        homosexual

  73. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh yes, THIS TIME it surely will fail and disney will crumble

  74. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hate won't get you your pasty redhead back
    Also who tf cares? It's a kids movie
    Why can't Hollywood be original? And why can't you coomsoomers care about originality?

  75. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sarah Gadon would have been perfect as Ariel.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sarah Gadon is a Goddess

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Beautiful Sarah Gadon

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hnnnggg Sarah Gadon

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why is Sarah Gadon so perfect?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sarah Gadon is incomparable

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Beloved Sarah Gadon. Most acclaimed Canadian princess.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          actresses are all mentally ill ever since the first actress shared a kiss with an actor she's not in love with. now i know why so many actors never marry them because they're just lowkey porn star prostitutes

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sarah Gadon is wholesome

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Beautiful Sarah Gadon

              Sarah Gadon would have been perfect as Ariel.

              Seriously. How is Sarah Gadon so damn perfect???

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beautiful Sarah Gadon

      I see you Sarah Gadon

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