it's the most alcohol per mililitre at the lowest cost in this corner shop

it's the most alcohol per mililitre at the lowest cost in this corner shop

Homeless People Are Sexy Shirt $21.68

Tip Your Landlord Shirt $21.68

Homeless People Are Sexy Shirt $21.68

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This sketch is why I rotate between three different liquor stores. they still know

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Show up to the store and grab a bottle
      >Show up to the same store a few hours later in a cab looking dishoveled and reeking of vodka
      >Grab another bottle
      >Clerk doesn't say a thing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gotta love bros being bros.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well who's he to judge me, he's just a liquor store clerk

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's another thing you can't do in Sweden

        I forgot to mention it but if the people working at the government stores smells alcohol on you or hear you slur/see you wobble or anything suggesting that you've been drinking already, they legally can't sell you any more alcohol

        It's funny every time, seeing some 22 year old little girl try to calmly ask a drunk 60 year old huge man that he has to leave the store
        And then seeing his alkie buddies get banned for the day when they try to buy his usual shit for him

        All the alkies go nuts, screaming curses and racial slurs while the girls try to talk to them softly like you would to a toddler

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >smells alcohol on you or hear you slur/see you wobble or anything suggesting that you've been drinking already, they legally can't sell you any more alcohol

          Stores in the US are supposed to adhere to this rule but most turn a blind eye.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're not supposed to sell to drunk people in the US either, but they all do it anyway. It's a massive portion of their sales and they definitely wouldn't ban someone who's bought from them 1,000 times.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'll get served in Canada if it's a guy who knows me and I'm not FRICKED fricked, but sometimes they'll say no politely, and I just bite the bullet and graciously leave. One time I was trying (moronicly) to explain a movie reference I made in a joke, and not succeeding at all. Managed to have the presence of mind to shut myself up mid-way but I walked out realizing it was a close call.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I never go back there if I've been drinking since it's the only store in my town and they all know me
            Having all the pretty girls there know I'm a drunk is shameful enough so I've never allowed myself to get kicked out of there

            Though one time I did go in there with a friend after smoking some DUDE WEED, which I very rarely do so I got fricking zonked out of my mind instantly, and the girl who was working the register openly laughed at how red my eyes were and how fricked up I looked compared to normal

            She still sold us the alcohol that time, though another time she sneakily asked me "bäng?", which is swedish street slang for high
            Ever since then I've been half wondering if she said it like that to imply that she smokes and might want to smoke with me

            I'll never ask but it's fun to imagine

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >'ve been half wondering if she said it like that to imply that she smokes and might want to smoke
              yes, you fool. Cashier chicks love getting blazed

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's what I tell myself everytime I feel like asking here

                Too risky though, as I said it's the only alcohol shop in my town and she knows for a fact how druk I am all the time

                Gave my number to a coffee shop chick once. Never texted me. I still go in there occasionally, I have a pretty good tolerance for rejection and don't spaghetti too hard but if I'm having a low day I'll avoid that place.

                If it happened at a coffee shop or any place that I could avoid I probably would've asked her by now

                Lucky for her I value booze over women so she'll never have to reject me

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Lucky for her I value booze over women so she'll never have to reject me
                based

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thank you, and right back at ya

                she's hitting on you moron
                tell her you'll smoke her under the table or under the covers, whichever she prefers and see what she says

                Frick off, if I walked up to her with some shitty line she'd call the police on my ass

                I'd be Fentanyl-Floyd under a knee in a second and then I'd have to walk back in there every day just to keep drinking away my many, MANY horrible frick-ups

                Nah, druk > fuk
                all day every day homie

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'd be Fentanyl-Floyd under a knee in a second
                So you'd be completely safe unless you swallow your stash of fent.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, that's what the part about walking in there again is about
                I'd survive for sure, though I might OD on pure shame

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I can confirm that isn't possible. You'll continue to live until you do something about it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Gave my number to a coffee shop chick once. Never texted me. I still go in there occasionally, I have a pretty good tolerance for rejection and don't spaghetti too hard but if I'm having a low day I'll avoid that place.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              she's hitting on you moron
              tell her you'll smoke her under the table or under the covers, whichever she prefers and see what she says

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't try this line unless you're handsome

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've been told I am, by quite a lot of people actually

                The problem is that I'm an absolute 'tism-ridden spastic
                I also have a shitty low-paying job and a shitty apartment in a sandBlack person neighborhood

                Even if she said yes I couldn't bring her to this shithole

                I can confirm that isn't possible. You'll continue to live until you do something about it.

                At least that's something

                Suicide seems like a b***h move so I'll just keep drinking until someone else kills me or my liver gives up

                Skål

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >"bäng?"
              The correct response would have been "Don't mind if I do", or "when do you get off? After I bäng you? With a dildo while I'm snoring"

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This would actually get the cops called on you

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >This would actually get the cops called on you
                Sexy female cops?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lmao, doesn't really work in swedish unfortunately

                the ä is pronounced differently than a regular a
                Also, to "bang" doesn't mean to frick here either
                I've heard 2 different uses of "banga" (to bang), the most common one means to chicken out of doing something, and the other means to beat someone up

                Not sure she would appreciate a pun based on either of the meanings

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She'll never say yes so the correct course of action is saying
                >With you?
                with the most disgusted look you can manage.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My country has a stately alcohol monopoly and they only have 1 store in my town

      They're really strict about ID's and have to ask everybody that looks like they could be below 40, at least until they know you and how old you are

      None of the 15-ish people who work there asks me anymore

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What crunchy?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sweden, I assume. Last time I was there, you couldn't even buy alcohol at the airport duty free.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sweden, we've got ridiculously strict laws around alcohol

          Only the government stores can sell anything over 3,5% abv and they still have a bunch of rules surrounding the sales
          >can't advertise or promote anything
          >can never have anything on sale or any type of deal
          >can't refrigerate anything because it might "encourage drinking it faster"
          >can't put anything by the registers because it "might encourage buying extra and drinking more"
          >can't have anything like alcoholic icepops or similar because it might encourage people who like icepops to eat them, won't even sell them unfrozen
          We have shitty rules about everything but alcohol gets truly fricked
          Also it's all taxed to fricking hell, so drinking is 3 times more expensive than in any other country I've been to

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Jesus christ. Actually sounds like hell.
            I bet every country goes that way by 2050. They've already done it to cigarettes. I don't think it's unlikely that certain towns in UK might try it out in the coming decades

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >can't refrigerate anything because it might "encourage drinking it faster"

              It is hell for an alkie

              You literally have to be rich to drink yourself to death in this country
              Personally I supplement my trips to the store with some good ole moonshine from my buddy out in the woods

              >people try to pretend sweden is great because of its percentage of white people
              >its actually great because of its alcohol laws

              Sweden has gone to absolute shit over the last 30 years

              We're one of the least white countries in Europe now and mass immigration has fricked us over in a way you wouldn't believe
              Look up Swedish gangs, rape stats, prison overcrowding etc if you want some real nightmare fuel

              I have to leave this fricking hellhole
              Nothing in this country works anymore, you can't decide anything for yourself, you have to live around literal african child soldiers and to top it all off, it's expensive as SHIT

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Nothing in this country works anymore, you can't decide anything for yourself, you have to live around literal african child soldiers and to top it all off, it's expensive as SHIT
                >you have to live around literal african child soldiers
                Minnesotabro chiming in. I fricking hate you God damned Scande's for both claiming this German state as your own and importing these pieces of shit from Somalia.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I 100% agree with you and I fricking hate my countrymen to the degree that I almost want us to fricking die out already
                Just so the fricking stupidity and cowardice of the modern Swede will leave this fricking earth and never return

                I've been trying to tell people about it since 08-09 when I first started noticing how shit things were becoming
                You can't even imagine the amount of hate I've gotten from my braindead "people" over the years

                Though let's be honest about one thing at least, Minnesota is and forever will be, rightful SWEDISH CLAY

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Minnesota is and forever will be, rightful SWEDISH CLAY
                Nein! You Scandes can have Grand Marais or something. That's basically Canada anyway.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                For fricks sake, Heinrich

                Look at the map, how much lebensraum do you even need?
                And just look at lake Michigan, the hanging dick shape is literally GOD telling us that it too belongs to the great hanging dick of Europe.

                also
                >4 norwegian 0 swedish
                I feel ill

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lol Chicago

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I love the Mexicans here
                Good coke & they'll get hammered with you til the sun comes up

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What have you done personally? No, whining on the internet isn't "doing something".

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                from the thumbnail it looks like this Dune nose thingy

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Minnesota
                >german
                It's swedes, norwegians, Irish, german, somalian, hmong in that order if I had to guess.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sweden is such a massive shame it used to be a democratic socialist paradise full of Aryan supermen that was pro eugenics what the hell happen

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Canada used to be based pro-eugenics too. "None is too many", with reference to israelites in Canada, used to be a known refrain here.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sweden was too back in the day

                We called it Svenska Folkhemmet (Swedish folk/people's home), we castrated all our morons, psychos, gypsies, criminals and the like
                A lot of lobotomies and incarcerations too, on top of snipping them all

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >we castrated all our morons
                You missed a couple, and they're currently in charge of your country

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Jews target women and the youth through education and mass media.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Dumb take. If anything, they are wildly doubling down on bread and circuses. Well at least circuses. And opiates. They want you zonked, not lucid.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >anon came very close to making the connection between nicotine and critical thinking that day

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the scene opens on a london smokeshop
                >the year is 2031 and a man is yelling at the shopkeep
                >"of course im over 21!"
                >"i was born in 2010"

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >were you born after this date? then you can't buy x products
                >the sign stays the same every year

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >can't refrigerate anything because it might "encourage drinking it faster"

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sweden, we've got ridiculously strict laws around alcohol

              Only the government stores can sell anything over 3,5% abv and they still have a bunch of rules surrounding the sales
              >can't advertise or promote anything
              >can never have anything on sale or any type of deal
              >can't refrigerate anything because it might "encourage drinking it faster"
              >can't put anything by the registers because it "might encourage buying extra and drinking more"
              >can't have anything like alcoholic icepops or similar because it might encourage people who like icepops to eat them, won't even sell them unfrozen
              We have shitty rules about everything but alcohol gets truly fricked
              Also it's all taxed to fricking hell, so drinking is 3 times more expensive than in any other country I've been to

              Some states in the U.S. have similar laws but it only forbids convenience stores from doing so as it might encourage you to drink and drive if you can get a cold beer while pumping gas.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I appreciate it when they have all of the road pops on ice right by the register. An ice-cold 24 oz steelie on the drive home really sets the weekend off right.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >people try to pretend sweden is great because of its percentage of white people
            >its actually great because of its alcohol laws

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sweden isn't great for anything anymore.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Welcome to the third world, motherfricker!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Was Sweden like this before you homosexuals let the brown horde implement Sharia? Cuz this sounds like some pure Arab wankery to me.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Actually yes, this shit comes from beurocratic egghead frickfaces in the 70's

              It's one of the few things that were shit even before the Black person hordes
              Everything is shit now, but buying alcohol was always shit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it'd be pretty cool if all of that applied to marketing in general. especially the stuff about kids. it should not be legal to market literally anything to people who have to use other people's money to obtain it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Its the exact same here in Norway except the tax is even more ridiculous. This is what happens when social democrats run a country for over half a decade

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why arent u ordering online from germany.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Can northerners actually do this? In Switzerland we have to go to Germany ourselves. Which isn't a big deal but still, you can't order alcohol online to here I think.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the customs been trying to scare us but frick you b***h EU free trade

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is there anything more cucked than being in the EU and paying 60% income tax but not being able to import alcohol from other EU countries?

                In Switzerland we have like 10% income tax and we can get the VAT tax refund at the German border lmao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Is there anything more cucked than being in the EU and paying 60% income tax but not being able to import alcohol from other EU countries?
                there isn't, but it is perfectly legal. just don't like like shipments of 100 bottles or something stupid because then it gets held because assumption of reselling

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Just drive to Estonia and fill your car up Finlad.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't know the rules around it and I don't want to give Swedish stasi any reason to frick with me
              They have to collect funds to pay for all the immigrants so they make up rules around everything that nobody knows about, just so they can give regular Swedes a bunch of fines and shit on top of the taxes

              Also, I live in an apartment, how does the delivery work if I'm at work and I have no driveway to leave it on?

              [...]
              have you tried making mead or your own beer with those homebrew kit things

              I like the idea of mead because of local viking lore and all that, though every type of mead I've actually tried has been pretty shit

              I've tried about 3 kinds and I'm sure they were all the cheapest, worst brands because my friends are the worst people though
              Quaity mead might be better but I doubt my homebrew would be that

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                considering the price of alcohol it's literally economical for you to do trips to germany occasionally you're just lazy

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I have friends and family who do that on occasion, and I'll have them bring some for me when they do

                Though none of them really know how much and how often I drink
                And I'd really like to keep it that way

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            It is hell for an alkie

            You literally have to be rich to drink yourself to death in this country
            Personally I supplement my trips to the store with some good ole moonshine from my buddy out in the woods

            [...]
            Sweden has gone to absolute shit over the last 30 years

            We're one of the least white countries in Europe now and mass immigration has fricked us over in a way you wouldn't believe
            Look up Swedish gangs, rape stats, prison overcrowding etc if you want some real nightmare fuel

            I have to leave this fricking hellhole
            Nothing in this country works anymore, you can't decide anything for yourself, you have to live around literal african child soldiers and to top it all off, it's expensive as SHIT

            have you tried making mead or your own beer with those homebrew kit things

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Unless you're someone's grandad that puts you on the same level as twats that pretend ipa's aren't shit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I can't imagine it's a Herculean task to become reasonably good and homebrewing a classic pilsner or lager or w.e.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Some states in our country tried this dumbass state run experiment. They're reverting it all now to private enterprises. The government makes more money than running it themsel and there's enough competition for the prices to be low even with high tazes. Buying booze is easy af. Wtf is wrong with scandis

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              bruh none of the control states have reverted to private.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not in the US. Don't address me as your bro, you dry mutt

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh sorry, thought you were from a country that matters, considering you said your "country" has states and you're speaking my language.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >speaking my language
                English is your second language, shartbrains.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, english is (you)r second language, and you're speaking it because america chose it as their first language.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Americans are so fricking dumb.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I hope one day I learn your language to go on your websites to talk about how shitty your ethnic group is

                oh wait lmao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Unless you're British, you're the dumb one here. English is the first language of ethnic Americans (Whites).

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                WA used to have govt liquor stores, went to private some years ago

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sweden sounds like an awful place

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It really is, stay as far away as you can

              Sweden today is nothing more than a warning of what not to do

              Here ya go.

              The white line is part of the history of the image and I will NEVER replace it

              My image has soul, get fricked

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Du luktar bajs i munnen.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Jag luktar öl och billig tobak i munnen

                Du luktar kuk

                fill your boots ¯_(ツ)_/¯

                I'm sorry, buddy

                I've had the shitty non-cropped image for a long time and people were posting it like that long before me
                I've grown to appreciate the laziness of it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lol yeah I get it. I'm unemployed and my girlfriend has borderline and is abusive so I have feelings of providing very little value to the world, so when I can see a little way to do something useful for someone, I take it. No hard feelings.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                fill your boots ¯_(ツ)_/¯

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Here ya go.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I genuinely can't watch any Patrick Swayze movie without constantly thinking of Bubbles' hand puppet taking the piss out of Julian.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >>can't refrigerate anything because it might "encourage drinking it faster"
            That's fricking Orwellian. You can't refrigerate beer or coolers or canned wienertails? Holy frick.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nope

              Roomtemp everything, they're not allowed to even have fridges
              Even the non-alcoholic (alkoholfritt on the right) has to be roomtemp

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Canada still has a fridge room, basically a room blasted with AC, for cases of beer and shit, in many locations. I've never heard of a no-fridge rule, but now hearing that it exists, I'm pretty surprised Justine Castreau hasn't implemented such a law nation-wide.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                western countries are owned by corporate interest. a law that would suddenly saddle walmart with 8-9 figure expenses would never pass.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We have those in grocery stores for milk and yoghurt and frozen goods, but they can't have anything with alcohol chilled

                Might encourage the people who came to the fricking liqour store to buy something with alcohol in it

                >Non alcoholic drinks cannot be refrigerated because neither can the alcoholic ones
                Wew

                Stop trying to use logic

                That's not allowed here either

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Might encourage the people who came to the fricking liqour store to buy something with alcohol in it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Non alcoholic drinks cannot be refrigerated because neither can the alcoholic ones
                Wew

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that's probably a good thing

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Does this encourage people to make their own beer or wine? It's be saying "frick the state run shots I'll be getting my beer from John" or whoever gets a reputation for it. Like illicit drugs trade-ish but with friends being the dealers?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              bruh its sweden, you can drive to another country in less than an hour.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not sure about beer and wine since that's not as common around me, but I would guess it happens a bunch

              Around me moonshine is huge though
              I think the sandBlack folk buy more from people who go to Germany and bring back cheap vodka and beer, but pretty much every native Swede around here knows at least a couple of people who make their own shine (brännvin/hembränt)

              bruh its sweden, you can drive to another country in less than an hour.

              Sweden is not Britain, look at a map lmao

              Only way you get to any border in an hour is if you live right by one of them
              Try driving from top to the bottom of Sweden, see how far an hour gets you

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know sweden isn't britain, that's why i said drive instead of swim.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like fricking Utah what the hell

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >grow a beard
        >only get carded if the person infront of me in the line does

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My beard only helped me once in this regard. And it's a huge one. They're very strict here in Swedistan.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >My beard only helped me once in this regard.
            How old is she?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is why I mostly just drink beer nowadays.

        t. Norwegian

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Can your stores sell more than 3,5% beer or do you just settle for that?

          I buy them sometimes but if I want to get drunk they're just not worth the calories for me

          >smells alcohol on you or hear you slur/see you wobble or anything suggesting that you've been drinking already, they legally can't sell you any more alcohol

          Stores in the US are supposed to adhere to this rule but most turn a blind eye.

          You're not supposed to sell to drunk people in the US either, but they all do it anyway. It's a massive portion of their sales and they definitely wouldn't ban someone who's bought from them 1,000 times.

          Ah, didn't know that

          Our stores are part of the government though, so the slightest sign of drinking gets you cut off every single time
          I think they risk huge fines and shit if they're caught ignoring it, also Swedes are all snitches and yearn for the approval of the state so your co-workers would sell you out in a second if you pitied some alkie and sold him more beer so he could pass out already

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Can your stores sell more than 3,5% beer or do you just settle for that?
            Up to 4,7% here, so not quite as bad as in Sweden. Tuborg also comes in pints so a six-pack of that gets you a fairly decent buzz.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I buy them sometimes but if I want to get drunk they're just not worth the calories for me
            Skol is 2.8%, a really nice breakfast beer.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >5'3
        >babyfaced
        >get carded every time someone new is at the counter
        is this this thread?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I miss this. I went to 1st shift and have cut down some throughout the years so no one recognizes me. I used to walk in and the cashier would have my cigarettes ready. I could walk into a bar and the bartender would start pouring my beer as soon as i walked in the door. It was was more comfy at 2300 instead of 1500, but at least the line is shorter now without the 2nd shift degenerate rush

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They don't really care and you probably aren't the worst alkie they see on the regular.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. If you still care what people think about your drinking, you've got a long way to go

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it's like being a bad person. If you really were a bad person, you wouldn't feel guilty about being a bad person.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's moronic, feeling guilty just confirms you aren't a sociopath, you can still be a shitty person and feel guilty afterwards.
            >b-but I'm not r-really a bad person
            It's not who you are underneath, but what you do that defines you.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >It's not who you are underneath, but what you do that defines you.
              It's both. Being is a verb.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >try to do this
      >run into the same clerk at each store
      >learn they cycle clerks between stores

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >learn they cycle clerks between stores

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >haha...it's you from the other store...i was just in this area...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Like that hotline Miami clerk

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >... you know my uh my identical twin says he much prefers the other store up the street but I like this one just fine 🙂
        >and by twin I mean..... triplet

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically happened to me and it would have been really embarrassing if I wasn't already drunk.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lynchian

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't had a drink in over two years but I eventually reached a point where I stopped giving a frick. There were times when I would buy a bottle drink almost the whole thing and then drive back down like a fricking moron to buy another bottle from the same shopkeeper before they closed because I wanted to keep drinking.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was a newspaper reporter in a very small town. everyone knew who I was. I would buy booze on the clock almost every day and could be seen walking to the liquor store because I generally would start the day drunk and had an ignition interlock in my car.

        everyone knew i was a fricking drunk but i guess i was good at delivering the news so they let it be. my employer was so relieved when I told them I was going to rehab.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >try to do this
      >run into the same clerk at each store
      >learn they cycle clerks between stores

      Why don't you just buy your alcohol from the supermarket? I use self checkout so they only really glance at you to check age and half the time it's a different worker to the last time I was there anyway so no one worker sees me too much.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcoholic_beverage_control_state

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >"land of the free"
          >state run fricking liquor stores
          Mental, you're literally commies.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >"land of the free"
          >state run fricking liquor stores
          Mental, you're literally commies.

          Its not all states, some are very libertine
          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_laws_of_Missouri

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        alcohol from non alcohol stores like walmart or gas stations are generally lower proof by a very noticeable amount.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just check the bottle lol, there is no lower than normal alcohol content within a brand

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh?

            >Minnesota is one of the few states that still has a 3.2% ABV beer law, which means that beer sold in grocery and convenience stores can only have an alcohol content of 3.2% by weight or 4.8% by volume. This law has been in place since the 1930s

            Do you need me to make a list of all the brands that sell "grocery store beer" here?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You mean they don’t carry higher content liquor, not that they trick you with dishonest liquor content

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There is literally zero visual difference between 80 proof fireball and 18% alcohol fireball, except the tiny, barely visible "18% alcohol" label. Yes, they are literally selling water down versions of their products in identical packaging. You know why the biggest beer brands don't list ABV/proof? So they won't need to have different cans for different regions.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                have a nice day liquor schizo

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >thing doesn't happen
                >yes it does, here is proof
                >y-you're schizo

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >proof is ‘I can’t tell by looking, maybe they lie on the label’
                Cool hunch bro

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                feel free to google "fake fireball"

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                *gets you drunk in your friends basement in high school*

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >two literally different products with different labels with different alcohol contents listed on each, one of which has no mention of alcohol except ‘whiskey flavor’
                Yeah and I bought the Welch’s grape juice and it wasn’t even wine! Get a grip man

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                then i guess the lawsuits will blow over

                oh wait the company doing it is fricked.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah? Fireball is one of the most popular and top selling brands. I literally just bought a party bucket of the hello shots last week (that were something like 20% abv since it's jello, which I was able to quickly determine by reading the clearly printed label).

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                on says "cinnamon" and one says "cinnamon whiskey"

                It is like you are not really drunk.

                If you want to go pro, you drink bottom shelf handles of vodka right out of the plastic jug, and after removing the plastic stopper and putting it under the couch with the other plastic stoppers.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >after removing the plastic stopper and putting it under the couch with the other plastic stoppers.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You mean they don’t carry higher content liquor, not that they trick you with dishonest liquor content
                What? The comment "there is no lower alcohol content within a brand" is just false period. No trickery or deception... If you want "real" beer here you go the liquor store before it closes.

                That's it. We have two different "types" of alcohol due to our laws regarding sales. Grocers and convenient stores don't even have liquor; just 3.2% pee beer.

                feel free to google "fake fireball"

                We don't have this problem here because liquor is banned from grocery and convenient stores.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >generally
              >>one of the few states
              who the hell lives in Minnesota anyway, Canadians?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you mean that grocery stores don't sell hard liquor (20%+abv) then yeah maybe your city/state has ordinances against it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nah, unless the store is watering it down, youre talking bollocks.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Or they're stocking products with lower alcohol content, which is what's actually happening.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that crap only exists in control states.

          Just check the bottle lol, there is no lower than normal alcohol content within a brand

          there's a brand of schnapps called 99, because its 99 proof. i had a hard double-take in a gas station, because "99" was on the shelves, and in the tiniest print known to man, it says "18% alcohol"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Weird fricking place you live in.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          do alcoholics actually believe this?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            its literally a real thing, depending on the state's limits for what can be sold in supermarkets. The "fireball" in Virginia is 18%

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Here you anon, since nobody will believe you

              https://www.foodandwine.com/fireball-whiskey-lawsuit-7098279#:~:text=The%20difference%20between%20the%20two,%E2%80%9CThat%20is%20intentional.%E2%80%9D

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's literally 2 different products. It's not Fireballs fault your state is full of morons

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah? Fireball is one of the most popular and top selling brands. I literally just bought a party bucket of the hello shots last week (that were something like 20% abv since it's jello, which I was able to quickly determine by reading the clearly printed label).

                lol, didn't think sazerac would have shills on Cinemaphile

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Reading it hard, huh?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                typically its illegal to sell multiple, nearly identical products, for roughly the same price, that are completely different.

                but hey, first world country.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If they were right beside each other on the shelf, that's one thing. But that's not the case - it's a lower ABV specifically for the requirements of the location it's being sold in. How could you not know?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >How could you not know
                Because you've never seen it before? Because you assume people can't just sell identical looking products for the same price that are completely different? This ancap shit you're spewing is on the same level as
                >how could you not know your dealer spiked your heroin with fentanyl? buyer beware!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Because you assume people can't just sell identical looking products for the same price that are completely different?
                Because they literally can't. Any place that sells the 18% ABV Cinnamon malt liquor literally cannot sell the 33% ABV Cinnamon whisky. That's the whole reason it exists in the first place

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the imitation liquor exists in the first place, and is a very recent invention, because its cheaper to make than real liquor, can be sold at the same price of actual liquor, in more places, and people might not look close enough at the label and buy it. Most of the "brands" are very obviously not real, but the fireball one is identical to the real thing.

                Another thing that just got cracked down on in my era, was "skill games." You know, those things that are completely obviously slot machines? For a while they were in every gas station. Now they're trash.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the imitation liquor exists in the first place, and is a very recent invention, because its cheaper to make than real liquor
                This is simply not correct. Did you not read my previous post at all? It literally only exists to sell in some certain locations that FORBID the sale of spirits. It's not a "trick" you're just a moron who doesn't know your local laws apparently

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >this thing is very clearly a trick
                >NO! IT IS NOT! BUYER BEWARE! ITS YOUR FAULT! THE CORPORATION IS INCAPABLE OF DOING ANYTHING WRONG

                what makes people like this? Not to mention, why did you even think you had a leg to stand on by asserting that WATER is as expensive as liquor?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Brother. I have no idea why this concept is so fricking confusing to you. It's literally a completely different product, SPECIFICALLY FOR AREAS you cannot buy the real thing
                It you want real Fireball Whiskey just fricking buy it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The only thing confusing here is why you're defending dishonest business practices. I very clearly know the differences between the mostly water "whiskey flavored "wine,"" and liquor.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I very clearly know the differences between the mostly water "whiskey flavored "wine,"" and liquor.
                Apparently you do not. It is for sale in locations that DO NOT SELL SPIRITS
                If you walk into a shop that explicitly does not sell and hard liquor, and buy something, why on earth would you expect to come out with hard liquor?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So, in your mind, the only reason someone could point out a dishonest business practice, is because they were a victim of it?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you calling stores that don't sell Spirits a "dishonest practice"?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I am calling creating an identical looking product to another product, selling it at the same price, when its a completely different product, a dishonest business practice. I am saying making "wine" that looks like whisky/rum/vodka unless closely inspected, and selling it for prices comparable to whisky/rum/vodka, is dishonest business.

                You're defending this, for some reason. Why?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How do you not fricking understand this simple concept? Do you go to a car dealership and chimpout when they try to sell you a car because you wanted a boat?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wait I thought of a better analogy - do you chimp the frick out because you bought a base model BMW when you wanted the M-badge?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wait I thought of a better analogy - do you chimp the frick out because you bought a base model BMW when you wanted the M-badge?

                If I paid 1.6m for a 50ft yacht, and they gave me a car, yes, I would sue and I would win. For that is a dishonest business practice. If I paid 160k for an XM bmw and they gave me a basic bmw with an XM badge on it, I would sue, and I would win. For that is a dishonest business practice.

                If a company duplicated the appearance of a brand of liquor (say, fireball) and then filled the bottle with water and food coloring, people would sue, and they’d win. For that is a dishonest business practice.

                The question is why are you defending dishonest business practices?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >f I paid 160k for an XM bmw and they gave me a basic bmw with an XM
                They didn't though. You would have the VIN number, it would have the 318d badge on it, and the salesman would explain that their dealership only sells that trim.
                Then YOU would buy it, and immediately start complaining that you were scammed because you thought it's an M3.
                Do you need an adult to explain octane ratings too? Or do you just scream SCAM SCAM SCAM when you buy the wrong grade of fuel?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It’s funny that the only way you can come up with to defend a dishonest business practice, that’s about to come to an end due to lawsuits, is by giving examples of other forms of fraud, that have happened, and landed people in prison.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >if a product was misrepresented and you bought it, would you say it’s a scam?

                Yes. For that’s the literal definition of fraud.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It wasn't misrepresented, you just can't read apparently.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then you simply don’t know what “misrepresentation” means. Spoiler: it doesn’t have to be a 1:1 copy, complete with false proof/abv numbers, in order to be a misrepresentation. The people who sold empty ipad/macbook boxes on eBay were convicted of fraud.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Typing is difficult, hmm?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes I fricking hate touch screens, but nobody is man enough to release a slide-out keyboard phone in 2024

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I fricking hated the moment I had to replace my good old LG slidey boy. I'm not a moron who drops my phone or a consoooomer so I replace my phone every 5 or so years minimum. My LG finally died, and I went to about 4 stores before I realized that only touch screens really get sold anymore. One dude acted like I was moronic for thinking that good technology that people like would actually be on the market.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They're exploiting the fact that there's morons, and it's israelitey. That's the issue here. For-profit israelitery.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Most states don't have the weird 3.2% bullshit. I remember moving to Minnesota & buying a 40 from a gas station, killed it and didn't even feel buzzed. Found out only state stores there sell full strength. Weird shit. Glad I bounced to a state where I can buy vodka from the corner store til midnight

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My local grocery store never allowed self-checkout of alcohol, had to go through a person for ID reasons. And they stopped selling alcohol altogether because the local population of miscreants and ruffians just robbed them blind constantly cause the teenage grocery staff had no training, experience, or inclination to deal with that kind and level of theft. No one's chasing down an alcoholic Black person walking out with an 8 pack for minimum wage just to get shanked for their trouble.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bruh every large chain has strict "non-interference" policies for the staff. if someone is stealing, you call the cops, maybe record them (pointless because theres cameras anyway) and you are instantly fired if you confront them or chase them. Because if they tell employees to try to stop people from stealing, the company becomes liable if either the employee or criminal is injured.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Some people at this store still WOULD follow thieves. I have no fricking idea why but I'd see male employees do it occasionally. Maybe the manager pressuring them, despite the policy. Maybe they just got indignant at seeing blatant theft and acted of their own accord.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They know me at two liquor stores and who cares, most of their clientele are daily buyers anyways, at least I’m not counting coins trying to buy 2 of the one-shot fireballs like half the people in there. Last time I went to Belmont Beverage there was a black guy out front in a polo sitting against the front of the building crying into his hands. They don’t mind

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did you try to comfort the Black?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/lVwsNjE.jpeg

      it's the most alcohol per mililitre at the lowest cost in this corner shop

      >Work in off license, owner is a chill indian guy
      >One of the first things he tells me
      >The same old drunks come in, week in week out, whatever you do you have to pretend you don't know exactly what they want.
      If he only orders 1ltr of vodka each time, it must be a surprise, or they get upset and shop elsewhere.
      >a few months later, my brain autopiloted and grabbed a customers order before they said it and they mumbled and awkwardly shuffled out of the shop

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >used to stock up at just one store to avoid the rotation
      >all the chain stores have fricking buy limits now (which are only printed on the counter)
      >arbitrary rules like "1 bottle of spirits" or "4 bottles of wine"
      >even normie drinkers would have to rotate now if they were buying for a party

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well its...its the continental way, isn't it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's the usual solution

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never forget what they took from you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what frickin year was that? or is it some cucked no US country?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >some cucked no US country
        *sBlack person*

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I hate sBlack folk.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Early 2000s UK

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I thought their drinking age was 12 it seems odd to have tobacco higher than alcohol

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You used to be able to drink at 14 but it's been 18 since like 1930 or something.
            How old are you, homie?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fun fact, the Brits can technically drink at home from the age of 5.

            Can't buy any booze but drinking it in your house isn't illegal

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's probably to cover parents for giving their kid a glass of wine or a beer on christmas/new years or something, not for making their kid an alcoholic.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Depends on if you're cringe or based I guess

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                My auntie gave me a glass of sherry, a cigarette and a go on her breasts when I hit the big oh five.
                It's been downhill ever since. I peaked too early.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >tfw no kino buxom aunt who shares drinks and molests you
                Life is suffering

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i used to buy beer from the arab liquor store at age 14

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look at my butthole. Pics shortly.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    always thought this one hit a bit too close to home, now I realise digby chicken ceasar but without the comedy is probably my endgame.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >corner shop
    >run by a white guy and not an Indian
    Times have surely changed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What? Except for the Spar, every corner shop since the 90's has been run by Pakis mate.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pakis, Indians, same fricking thing just some variety of brown. Stop splitting hairs. My point is that whenever this came out clearly it was believable that a corner store might actually be run by a White guy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Naw mate, I'm saying it wasn't believable then either. Least not outside of really small villages that'd be too expensive and proper to have drunks sleeping in the street anyway.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            oh right, fair enough, thought you were just getting uppitty about the difference between jeets and pakis. But that's pretty sad if that's the case. These days I don't even think you'd get away with pretending a corner shop guy could be white even in a tv show.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this is why the 80s were better than the 90s, nothing I hate more than 90s kids

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Everything post 1945 has been downhill.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Too be fair I think the only reason it's a white dude in the sketch is because Mitchell and Webb are both white dudes and like to play the parts in their sketches themselves

          In their show Peep Show, the corner shop they go to has curryBlack person owner and workers

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's a white guy because it's a white guys show and brownface is kinda frowned upon.
          Although little Britain did a corner shop sketch with a brown Matt Lucas commenting on what someone was buying

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          theres an exclusively white ran offy where i used to live up still to this day and its not a small village

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he just said that it's weird that store in the sketch is not run by an indian

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that just isn't true i still know of some corner stores ran by white people in places like cornwall and the far north you've probably go to one paki shop for decades and that's it
        not that this country isn't a miserable brown shithole

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's the most alcohol per mililitre at the lowest cost in this corner shop
    based

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used to serve a guy who'd get a 4 pack of Carling and a 50g of Old Hoburn tobacco every day.
    He was rough as frick. One day his son was with him. His son was pretty normal all things considered.
    My dad told me he went to school with the bloke, so he must have been about 55 when I was serving him. Heard he died a few years ago, can't imagine what the cause was. Wonder what the son made of it all.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      50g of baccy a day is savage.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It might have been 25g. I don't smoke so not good with measures

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Even 25g is equivalent to smoking 60 tailor mades a day.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they used to do 8gs
          not anymore because of woke

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It is a very important metric.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hear in Australia liquor is like $50 a bottle, I get the 1.75L Svedka for $11.98 here in northern indiana myself, how do you guys deal with it?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do this but for coffee. I had to stop going to the same place as the girl working there just kept giving me free coffee so I felt awkward and stopped going.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I used to go to this Safeway but this cute clerk kept saying she wanted to have sex with me so I stopped going, kinda weird

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how annoying. there you are just trying to get some coffee and that b***h keeps giving you free coffee. I bet she was cute too. i'm sorry you had to go through that bro.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I didnt say it was annoying. It just felt awkward being given stuff for free.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >most alcohol per milliliter at the lowest cost
    This unit doesn't make any sense.

    Do you care about the most alcohol per money?
    Or the highest concentration of alcohol for the cheapest price? In which case you would prefer 50% at 100$ over 40% at 20$.

    As a scientist ambiguous use of units triggers me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alcohol per milliliter per price. Use your brain man.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "The most alcohol per militre at the lowest cost" implies the concentration is important. Otherwise it would be the most alcohol per dollar.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, the concentration is important, there are different alcohol contents per liter. You find the highest concentrations per liter then pick the one with the lowest cost per liter. Come on man you went to school for this

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >You find the highest concentrations per liter then pick the one with the lowest cost per liter.
            As I said, this means you prefer a 100$ bottle of 50% over a 20$ bottle of 40%

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Depends on the volume. If the $100 and the $40 are the same size then the $100 has less alcohol per volume at price. Come on dude you know how to factor three things in to a ratio

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Otherwise it would be the most alcohol per dollar
          We don't use Mickey Mouse money in this country, pal.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there is nothing ambiguous about that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You also want a relatively low price, period. Basically there should be one line of products that's cheaper than everything else of the same size, AND has the highest concentration of alcohol in it of all the products of the same type and size.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >in home offic twice per day
    >go down to the same supermarket every time to buy three beers at 8am
    >have to use regular checkout because self checkout is annoying with alcohol
    >same Asian woman gives me judgemental looks every time
    Home Office is a blessing left over from the pandemic

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    One of those post literally says they quit drinking years ago.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's still participating in this shit thread

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As are you.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Tfw gone from drinking 32% vodka to 60% vodka
    Im getting stronger

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i cycle between 2 grocery stores, 3 liquor stores and 1 gas station.... how fricked am I? I have not had a drink yet today and didnt wake up too hungover, now is my only chance

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I love cancer. Gonna buy some ciggies and give to kids after work today. Maybe watch some trailer pork bros.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You want to know what causes cancer? ANYTHING that causes an increase in cellular replication. Any time your cells divide you up your chance for one of the little frickers to mutate into a cancerous cell. So, anything that does that, plus family history of cancer gives you cancer. It aint smoking. Smoking is just widly unpopular with squeeky wheels.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    4loco or something malted? Maybe a wine. A store like that wouldn’t sell hard booze in my state.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Aspall

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nothing like an aspall with your asspal

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no one posted the link

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone's already seen it a thousand times.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if you marathon peep show first you lose the motivation to get through mitchell and webb

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >laugh track

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can’t believe I’ve been discussing kinos with filthy redfaced allies.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Be 30
    >homosexual ass cashier still asks me if im over 25
    >"No im actually 12, i was just genetically engineered to look older so i can buy my old man some liquor."
    >"Sir im just trying to do my job"
    >"Its a joke, relax"
    I swear these fricking drones selling the alcohol got no sense of humor.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You’re annoying

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You know whats annoying? Getting that stupid ass question every fricking time.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >easily irritated person takes his anger at having to say a number out on the person who’s literally forced to ask about these numbers all day
          Lmfao you really are an annoying b***h

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Im still gonna keep doing it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are not the first person to try to joke with a cashier. Even if its their first day.

        Nah it's based to joke casually with cashiers, and cringe for them to respond with anything but friendliness in return. Especially if you're "just doing your job", which you volunteered for, and so are willingly "just" inconveniencing people with inane fricking questions and restrictions. It's called being civilized and decent.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          or you're just not funny

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's not how that works.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yeah, it is.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No. He didn't exceed into the realm of annoying, and staying within that limit necessitates a polite and laid-back response from the drone.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                hearing the same idiotic joke hundreds of times a day is pretty annoying. but hey, you need a strong theory of mind to understand that people exist when you're not around. also to understand people won't just instantly believe you're another person because you said "he."

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, he done fricked you up, son.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I imagine it is annoying, people are annoying. But if they're just regular annoying like most people, rather than obnoxious and self-indulgent, it behooves us all to endure our fellow man and be pleasant. Getting carded when you're clearly of-age is just as annoying, if not more, to say nothing of hearing some frickwit drone use "just following orders" as an excuse for being annoying like they didn't apply for the job knowingly and aren't voluntarily keeping said job.
                >people won't just instantly believe you're another person because you said "he."
                Doesn't apply here. You're talking with more than one person.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          its so funny when moronic boomers genuinely think theyre funnier than every other customer in history

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >not scanning? that means it's free heh heh

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's not that funny, but it certainly falls vastly short of warranted a b***hy reply about "just doing muh job" innocuous, and yes often unfunny small-talk is also the bare-minimum of doing a job like the cashier at a convenience store or similar.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it just takes a level of critical thinking that most boomers lack to figure out that 40 hours a week times 40 something weeks a year means theyve probably heard all the based and hilarious responses to the question they ask every customer, a sizeable percentage of whom are annoying drunks
              if you want to banter you should probably try a something else. its like making fun of someones name, if you think for one second youd be like, hey, maybe theyve introduced themselves 100,000 times and have heard everything

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you're a cashier in the US you're working 52 weeks per year

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody cares what a cashier has to go through. Being friendly is just basic decency. Imagine if they got mad cause it's their 25th time packaging bananas just today. It's their job.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Nobody cares what a cashier has to go through.
                Nice people do. You started the unfriendliness in the encounter by being a smartass to someone just trying to get through their gutter-tier wage shift.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Let me fix my attitude. I'll start leaving a tip and apologize to the cashiers for triggering their insufferable personalities in the past.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's just common friendliness. It doesn't matter how "good" the joke is, it's just pleasantries. Responding gayly and bitterly to pleasantries is the sign of the anti-social moron, not the exchanging of said pleasantries.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                a pleasantry would be 'damn, guess my skincare routine is working', not being a smartass

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, both are of the class of small talk to which I was referring. 12anon did nothing wrong. Don't take a job where you're going to inconvenience people with gay rules if you don't want some light ribbing for it. Just play it like you and the customer are both dealing with the inconvenience of the policy, instead of as a personal attack, and you'll be worthy of the label "functional adult".

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If getting carded as a 30 year old is that unfathomable to you, you should probably put down the bottle.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >If getting carded as a 30 year old is that unfathomable to you
            Oh good thing it's not and that changes nothing I said, then.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If getting carded as a 30 year old is that unfathomable to you, you should probably put down the bottle.

              >mfw haven't been carded since I was 15

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're defending this post

              >Be 30
              >homosexual ass cashier still asks me if im over 25
              >"No im actually 12, i was just genetically engineered to look older so i can buy my old man some liquor."
              >"Sir im just trying to do my job"
              >"Its a joke, relax"
              I swear these fricking drones selling the alcohol got no sense of humor.

              suggesting the cashier thinking you could possibly be 24 is an inane inconvenience to you and makes him a homosexual.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It is an inconvenience. You're pretending (or dumber, actually thinking) that this is being called a bigger inconvenience than it is. It's a small inconvenience for which a mild joke is a totally normal, unobjectionable response. Grow up.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's not an inane question unless you look old as frick

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Only you have used the word inane in our exchanges, anon. I've said my piece (and been correct).

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                My original post was in response to

                [...]
                Nah it's based to joke casually with cashiers, and cringe for them to respond with anything but friendliness in return. Especially if you're "just doing your job", which you volunteered for, and so are willingly "just" inconveniencing people with inane fricking questions and restrictions. It's called being civilized and decent.

                read the thread next time

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh please cry about it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are not the first person to try to joke with a cashier. Even if its their first day.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking hate store NPCs. This homosexual manning the self-checkout overlord computer kept pacing behind the rows of self-checkouts over and over. Pretty sure monitoring for theft (which he's supposed to do from his cuck chair in the corner). I paid, got my receipt, and told him people really don't appreciate you pacing behind them like that, don't do it. This brown homosexual just beams a vacant me-no-English smile and goes "Yes, yes, haha". Not even fricking human, these invaders.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's the Canadian experience apart from small towns (which are slowly getting flooded too). I drove to the USA and it's crazy how different people are there. People here are soulless and in America they're obviously alive.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Be cashier
      >job sucks. It’s work. Most people are polite quick and easy customers
      >creepy dork comes in every other day
      >tries to talk to me like we have any kind of relationship beyond his slop purchase
      >Feel kind of bad for him but don’t want to encourage him
      >minimize conversation so he doesn’t start hanging out here.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    alcoholics are subhuman losers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      alcoholics are degenerate, lowlife subhuman losers

      you seemed to really want this

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    watch me get numberwang
    check it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is making me very happy to be British. We may have a lot of problems, but by God is getting hammered easy as piss.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, I'm lying here!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      True that. See a lot of borded up shit but never seen a good pub closed down.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They will close down when all the boomers and gen x are dead because zoomers don't leave their houses.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God, British women are so hot!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anybody have the version of this pic as a painting?

      I've seriously considered printing it out and hanging it on my wall

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    alcoholics are degenerate, lowlife subhuman losers

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I work in a gas station. Ask me anything.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you aspire to work at a gas station when you were a small boy?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No. It’s a family business. Restarting school after moved here.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Waddup dawg?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not much. Sitting and drinking an energy drink. Probably shouldn’t.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's not what a shopkeeper looks like

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not called the paki shop
      and yet, in a much more real and true way, it absolutely is

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    leave to muricans to make drinking alcohol be depressing. very rare to see that anywhere else.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why ate you so obsessed with them?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why ate
        >Spelling mistake, Freudian slip, constantly thinking about food.
        Yup, that's an American.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because the only way anyone would listen to anything he'd ever say, is if he learned their language.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    woah alcohol kills you?! had no clue stopping rn silly me thought it was good for me

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    7:10pm on a Friday.
    I'm busting out the Duvel.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Excellent fricking choice, friend.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's the duvel tripel for me

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >post in 10 threads since I woke up
    >7 just got deleted back to back
    Just remember if you complain about Cinemaphile moderation you can get permanently banned because they banned you before for complaining about moderation

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look at this chad getting a few bottles in for his brekky.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At that point why not drink at a pub? You might make some friends.
    When I visited my dad for the first time in 10 years the first thing he did was take me to the pub he goes to every day, it was pretty sad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because they charge 2-3x for the same thing plus you're not allowed to take it away with you

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that used to be me. i havent touched a drop this year, i just pop a bit of codeine on the weekend instead. lost 50lbs as well. feels good

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >move back from Japan to Canada
    >everything is 2-3 times more expensive
    >no variety unless it's wienertail bottles or already mixed canned drinks
    >international beer brands are brewed locally and taste like piss
    >most flavorful beer is Guinness
    Only time alcohol is worth buying is when it's on sale. My latest regret was buying Stella which tastes like piss and of course it's brewed locally.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >move back from Japan to Canada
      why such a downgrade though?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not Canadian and was about to lose my right to live here for living in Japan for too long. My family is here so I gave it all up to be with them.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you recommend anything?

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I quit drinking since it doesnt get along with the meds

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Have you anything to declare?"
    >Oscar, leave it mate.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Nothing but my fackin pissin hangover m8" - Oscar Wilde

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haven’t drank in almost two years. Didn’t have a breakthrough moment or anything. Just realized at some point how long it’s been and now I’m keeping the streak alive.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Take magnesium and extra strength b vitamin complex alkie bros. everyday.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do they make my pp bigger

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