it's time, cast it

it's time, cast it

  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    how would it even work

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's simple, make half the characters black

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It wouldn’t work there is no way to build a house with leaves

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Navidson record directed by Aronofsky or Fincher, cut everything else. You don't even need a high budget, the caverns and chambers can be solved with a mix of miniatures and cg, like the mines in Fellowship.
      Critics and snobs would hate it, because the whole ironic metastructure of the book would be stripped away.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know. I remember my high school aired a theatrical production of it 15-20 years ago. I didn't watch it.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        on second thought, it may have been the house of blue leaves.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    is there an Cinemaphile version?

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it can't be made into an audiobook it sure as shit can't be adapted into a movie or TV show.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Johnny Truant
    Joel Kinnaman
    >Will Navidson
    Josh Brolin
    >Karen Green
    Jessica Chastain

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this an actual page from the book?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          What the fuck does it even say? I can't read more than a line

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        lots of pages are like that

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          So pretentious. Cringe.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            no, its much better as you read it. kino book

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gigachad cast as Will Navidson, cuck extraordinaire
      bad

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could adapt it

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this that book that is written in a spiral while talking about characters walking down a spiral staircase?
    Im mostly an audiobook fag but been looking for something to actually read, worth a check out?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      something like that, I've only played the game and the ready the synopsis

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had to read this is college wrote a 10 page paper about it and remember nothing about it now.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's literally unfilmable

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >film it in three parts
      >one is the Navidson Record, which is now "found footage"
      >one is a documentary and academic deconstruction of the footage
      >the last is about Johnny Truant
      >the only way to get the full story is to watch all three at the same time

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    But it relies very specifically on being a written, printed book. How can you translate that without completely losing it?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They made a movie out of "naked lunch" one of the most schizo books ever written by a literal herion junky while completely fucked up.
      It actually worked. It's not a bad movie, the fx Are a little cheesy but it's memorable and one of the most quotable movies I've ever seen.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        But House of Leaves isn't just weird, it's specifically reliant on the printed text.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just pare it down to the Navidson Record portion and the weird house. Most of the rest of the book is just ancillary anyway. HoL isn't like Gravity's Rainbow or something; it DOES have a single coherent story at its core.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ah, you watched the Doom video as well

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I find it highly unlikely Doomcuck would have ever heard of this book let alone mention it.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's talking about myhouse.wad

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit as the book

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not though

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Corny ass book that only women bring up to sound intelligent

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You just combine 3 Jim Carey movies and it's house of leaves

    23
    Eternal sunshine
    The Truman show

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zampano

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

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