>Making moron strength that much more potent
When lil' sis smashes her skull like a rotten pumpkin after she turns off Peppa Pig, maybe she'll realize the folly of her mistakes...
Yeah they can snap at any moment, the ones allowed in public are medicated or well tempered.
3 months ago
Anonymous
It is like owning a poorly trained and strong dog. When you take them out in public you are rolling the dice. Harnesses and rolled up newspapers work wonders in both cases. I taught special needs for over a decade before I racked up enough injuries to force retirement. I've seen some shit.
3 months ago
Anonymous
6ft tall moronic autistic middle schooler at a school I worked at a long time ago got away from his handler and attacked some teacher on bus duty, bit a giant chunk out of her arm and left bloody fingernail gouges up and down the rest of it, was wild, ambulance and police involved and everything
3 months ago
Anonymous
When they bite, you are trained to push into the bite rather than try and free yourself. The argument is it will force the tard to release you, but in truth it is mainly to keep the blood from geting all over the classroom. Hazmat clean up is a b***h and the damage is already done when they latch on for a nibble.
3 months ago
Anonymous
for real? is there some proof like a handbook that describes tard wrangling?
3 months ago
Anonymous
There are lots of defensive techniques taught to staff, yeah, whether it's CPI, QBS, etc. Pushing into a bite does work, because it forces the jaw to lock open, giving you a moment to pull out, while also stopping them from pulling/tearing you or going for a second bite.
The real damage from any bite is either you or them pulling away with the teeth embedded, since then it'll just tear chunks out of you.But if you push into it and you're quick, you can slip out with minimal/moderate damage depending on how bad they got you. t. someone that works with special needs populations
3 months ago
Anonymous
They always bite. My cousins gf had a tetarded brother and she walked in on him fapping at the family computer completely nude and he started screaming and ran out the door and into the street fully erect.
3 months ago
Anonymous
They bite if you try and control their arms. You are pretty much safe if they are kept at arms length. The best tool I had for working with morons... upright gym mats. You just surround the frickers with them and deny them room to opperate. If you can keep them from coming over the top it tuckers them right out.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Protip
3 months ago
Anonymous
ANNNND... Their OFF! Also, the race will start in around five minutes.
downeys should be officially designated halflings and put in halfling towns with little old fashioned houses and little roads with little ponies pulling little carts.
then we could enjoy smashing through them as giants.
At my gym there was a down syndrom girl who showed up all the time.
Very impressive, and then you have fatasses saying that it's too hard to lose weight
>Hurr morons are just the same as us they can do everything normal people can >being morons is the same as being nont moronic
If liberals really believe this then I've got some time shares to sell.
There was one in our swim class in high school. Chinese girl, short, HUGE breasts. One day while showering, we contemplated what it would be like to frick her.
Mostly. The women can still mostly get pregnant and the men have even lower fertility, but it's still possible. Of course it makes it much more likely that the kid will be a downy too, but they still have like a 50% chance of being normal.
>Trust the experts >Except the teachers don't know what to teach >And boxing coaches don't know how to teach boxing >And parents don't know anything about parenting >And bartenders don't know anything about drinks >Trust the morons instead!
I'm so confused.
frick this stupid ad this girl represents like 0.1% of downies. most of them are LITERALLY moronic like actually non functional. we've all seen people with down syndrome in public being accustomed by caretakers right??
i'm not one to usually call psyop but this is totally so the governments can spend less tax money on disability checks, even though downies probably need is more than anyone
>frick this stupid ad this girl represents like 0.1% of downies.
lmao my exact first thought. It's like showing a guy getting out of a wheelchair and walking up the stairs and doing a cute little Rocky Balboa hop at the top to show how capable people in wheelchairs are. Someone already mentioned how many YEARS of speech therapy it probably took her to get to this point, and it still seems off like they did a shit ton of cuts to make it seem like she had one continuous intelligible statement or something. I scrolled the comments and they are like 99% downie caretakers saying "this is everything", it's eerie as frick.
>we've all seen people with down syndrome in public being accustomed by caretakers right??
Honestly I don't know why the caretakers even fricking bother. Nobody can understand the droning zombie moans the tards do.
>You assume I can't hit harder
???
Isn't the stereotype the opposite? moron strength? We have a downie kid at MMA gym. He is 16 and as strong as adults who outweigh him by 40lbs.
this advertisement wasn't really that impressive from a technical stand point and I'd even say it was somewhat clumsily directed
the fact that it came out half a decade after the old spice adverts and them releasing a "making of" just makes it look even more pretentious
>be me >live in my apartment >come home from work >woman moves in across the street with her downie son >he waves >I wave back >every time he sees me he waves frantically
You are supposed to cut someone off as a bartender when they start to look and act moronic. I cannot justify opening a tab for someone that steps up already in that condition.
>adhd: 95% functional just a little weird and a bit dumb normally (need drugs to function) >mild autistic: 95% functional just socially awkward >person with cleft lip who will get bullied and die a virgin: 100% functional >deaf person, can live a normalish life
hey all these genuinely functional people who can flourish given the right conditions are here, ready to enter society with minor accomodations and empathy, lets just pick the most moronic mutants to care about instead
>If all your assumptions become reality
Assumptions are based on realities, not the other way around. Jesus Christ, are people with Down Syndrome moronic?
>comments talking about how she doesn't need car seat
It's why it's a booster, it's designed to morph as child ages. It's about height/weight to need carseat
man drunk women are already moronic so getting a moronic woman drunk is going to make her a double moron and i dont know if we, as a society, are ready for that
this, it obviously can work for some people, but for the most downies it wont. a good friend of mine has a downie as a brother, hes pretty high functioning. we let him have a couple of beers when hes with us, but that homie would go berserk if youd let him, no way he could live on his own. also moron strength is real, dude is a walking tank
Whatever happened to downies? I feel like I never see them anymore. Do they not go outside? Are they all too busy posting on /misc/? There used to be like 3 in every grocery store at any given time, but I honestly don't remember the last time I saw one.
the message is to find a downey and frick one right in the pussy and ejaculate inside it.
find the freshest, tightest, softest, mongoloid faced downey moron you can, tell her she's pretty, take her to a beauty salon and for some prostituteish clothes, then put it in her anus and tell her that's the right place, then say you want to make doubly sure and put it in her vegana.
that's what they want, that's why they keep pushing these mutants - so fulfill the prophecy and shoot a load in a potato.
it's highly encouraged.
seek them out, volunteer at downey sanctuaries, hang outside downey schools, move to a downey reservation, hang out at downey gyms, go to downey ballet concerts and wait for them backstage, spend some time on downey beaches and offer to oil their downey bikinis.
Like others pointed out the message is probably fine for some highly functioning downs like the girl in the ad, but it seems a bit reckless for the majority. The reason we're cautious or maybe a bit awkward with our very infrequent interactions with downs is probably because their childish demeanor triggers some kind of protective response in us. I mean you could never date the girl in the ad even if she was completely consenting because other people would just think you were a creep with a sick fetish.
im going to buy margaritas for some morons right now
Good luck
>Making moron strength that much more potent
When lil' sis smashes her skull like a rotten pumpkin after she turns off Peppa Pig, maybe she'll realize the folly of her mistakes...
morons are very rarely aggressive, you really have to push for them to hurt somebody.
Well, you are a fricking moron. Former wrangler here. Goofballs can and will snap on any precieved slight.
Yeah they can snap at any moment, the ones allowed in public are medicated or well tempered.
It is like owning a poorly trained and strong dog. When you take them out in public you are rolling the dice. Harnesses and rolled up newspapers work wonders in both cases. I taught special needs for over a decade before I racked up enough injuries to force retirement. I've seen some shit.
6ft tall moronic autistic middle schooler at a school I worked at a long time ago got away from his handler and attacked some teacher on bus duty, bit a giant chunk out of her arm and left bloody fingernail gouges up and down the rest of it, was wild, ambulance and police involved and everything
When they bite, you are trained to push into the bite rather than try and free yourself. The argument is it will force the tard to release you, but in truth it is mainly to keep the blood from geting all over the classroom. Hazmat clean up is a b***h and the damage is already done when they latch on for a nibble.
for real? is there some proof like a handbook that describes tard wrangling?
There are lots of defensive techniques taught to staff, yeah, whether it's CPI, QBS, etc. Pushing into a bite does work, because it forces the jaw to lock open, giving you a moment to pull out, while also stopping them from pulling/tearing you or going for a second bite.
The real damage from any bite is either you or them pulling away with the teeth embedded, since then it'll just tear chunks out of you.But if you push into it and you're quick, you can slip out with minimal/moderate damage depending on how bad they got you. t. someone that works with special needs populations
They always bite. My cousins gf had a tetarded brother and she walked in on him fapping at the family computer completely nude and he started screaming and ran out the door and into the street fully erect.
They bite if you try and control their arms. You are pretty much safe if they are kept at arms length. The best tool I had for working with morons... upright gym mats. You just surround the frickers with them and deny them room to opperate. If you can keep them from coming over the top it tuckers them right out.
Protip
ANNNND... Their OFF! Also, the race will start in around five minutes.
>Former wrangler
top kek "wrangler" is such a funny term
Doing way too many reps
>Have your downie sister workout legs and ass so she will get sexually harassed by all the other downies
Sheeeeeit
downeys should be officially designated halflings and put in halfling towns with little old fashioned houses and little roads with little ponies pulling little carts.
then we could enjoy smashing through them as giants.
At my gym there was a down syndrom girl who showed up all the time.
Very impressive, and then you have fatasses saying that it's too hard to lose weight
Giddy up!
every time i see this i just think about how she probably had to attempt a decade of speech therapy to sound normal
7up ad titled “Mix It Up”
I feel like this was the last ad I saw for 7Up at all.
>Hurr morons are just the same as us they can do everything normal people can
>being morons is the same as being nont moronic
If liberals really believe this then I've got some time shares to sell.
Liberals are genociding morons through abortion. Conservatives are the pro-moron side.
i do in fact love morons like you’ll wouldnt believe
morons are better than trannies.
>What’s a computer?
I'll tolerate the downies in society far more than I'll tolerate degenerate trannies and their allies.
100%
>you won't believe what just happened
>some drunk moron who lives by herself just punched the shit out of me
underrated
Average downie IQ is 50 so the teacher was right.
I thought it was rape to have sex with someone with mental moronation.
Then it would be illegal to have sex with women.
you cant rape a moron, they will get aroused and reverse rape you during the act
There was one in our swim class in high school. Chinese girl, short, HUGE breasts. One day while showering, we contemplated what it would be like to frick her.
it would just feel way too rapey to have sex with a moronic girl
We somewhat came to that conclusion. Also risking knocking her up wouldn’t be worth it.
people with down syndrome are sterile iirc
Mostly. The women can still mostly get pregnant and the men have even lower fertility, but it's still possible. Of course it makes it much more likely that the kid will be a downy too, but they still have like a 50% chance of being normal.
>Trust the experts
>Except the teachers don't know what to teach
>And boxing coaches don't know how to teach boxing
>And parents don't know anything about parenting
>And bartenders don't know anything about drinks
>Trust the morons instead!
I'm so confused.
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So what are they trying to sell me?
your own, personal downie
frick this stupid ad this girl represents like 0.1% of downies. most of them are LITERALLY moronic like actually non functional. we've all seen people with down syndrome in public being accustomed by caretakers right??
i'm not one to usually call psyop but this is totally so the governments can spend less tax money on disability checks, even though downies probably need is more than anyone
we should be handing them shakespeare you fricking chud
Yeah usually they're doing pretty good if they can hold down a job as a grocery bagger or cart returner or something
>frick this stupid ad this girl represents like 0.1% of downies.
lmao my exact first thought. It's like showing a guy getting out of a wheelchair and walking up the stairs and doing a cute little Rocky Balboa hop at the top to show how capable people in wheelchairs are. Someone already mentioned how many YEARS of speech therapy it probably took her to get to this point, and it still seems off like they did a shit ton of cuts to make it seem like she had one continuous intelligible statement or something. I scrolled the comments and they are like 99% downie caretakers saying "this is everything", it's eerie as frick.
>we've all seen people with down syndrome in public being accustomed by caretakers right??
Honestly I don't know why the caretakers even fricking bother. Nobody can understand the droning zombie moans the tards do.
I for one am amazed that they managed to get a downie interested in social justice. Normally they're too busy eating crayons
>You assume I can't hit harder
???
Isn't the stereotype the opposite? moron strength? We have a downie kid at MMA gym. He is 16 and as strong as adults who outweigh him by 40lbs.
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this advertisement wasn't really that impressive from a technical stand point and I'd even say it was somewhat clumsily directed
the fact that it came out half a decade after the old spice adverts and them releasing a "making of" just makes it look even more pretentious
>israelite dr learns a tiktik dance to distract irish mans mixed raced daughter when she gets her blood sugar checked
Did not see where that was going at all
It didn't even distract her. The whole thing was pointless.
He’s gonna frick that Doctor next time.
is it actually legal to serve alcohol to a downie? This is news to me.
I think it’s frowned upon.
people with down syndrome deserve to have sex, with me. Shame on people who don't want them to live life.
moron SEX RIGHTS NOW!
WHEN DO WE WANT EM
NOW
So basically she's not moronic, she just looks like it? I don't get it.
many tards are living really kickass lives
wtf bros did Shane lie? I thought downies were on capri suns and grilled cheeses and having a good time?
Post downie kino
Starting with two 10/10s
i wish i had down syndrome
If you're posting here, you already do.
>when he takes out the picture of his girlfriend
Not an ad, more of a public service announcement, but still:
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>He's just like you
Damn even commercials insult me
whenever I see a downie, I smile
they really do brighten up my day
fricking love those morons and their childlike wonder
I want to own one some day
Here you go.
>be me
>live in my apartment
>come home from work
>woman moves in across the street with her downie son
>he waves
>I wave back
>every time he sees me he waves frantically
I have a friend 🙂
>serve morons drinks
when did they stop?
You are supposed to cut someone off as a bartender when they start to look and act moronic. I cannot justify opening a tab for someone that steps up already in that condition.
>adhd: 95% functional just a little weird and a bit dumb normally (need drugs to function)
>mild autistic: 95% functional just socially awkward
>person with cleft lip who will get bullied and die a virgin: 100% functional
>deaf person, can live a normalish life
hey all these genuinely functional people who can flourish given the right conditions are here, ready to enter society with minor accomodations and empathy, lets just pick the most moronic mutants to care about instead
There is a young woman with down syndrome in my workplace, she is such a sweet heart. Always brightens my day.
>If all your assumptions become reality
Assumptions are based on realities, not the other way around. Jesus Christ, are people with Down Syndrome moronic?
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Why the frick don't we just grow humans in tubes? Frick women, figuratively. Oh and orange juice, whatever.
We will. In the civilized world prenatal detection can already ID genetic defects in the womb and an increasing amount of those are terminated.
So eritic
>comments talking about how she doesn't need car seat
It's why it's a booster, it's designed to morph as child ages. It's about height/weight to need carseat
Just put them in the trunk and save money.
man drunk women are already moronic so getting a moronic woman drunk is going to make her a double moron and i dont know if we, as a society, are ready for that
>And here's Cinemaphile's face book
morons are God's gift to Earth.
I like it.
I honestly think it's a good message but the IQ differences between people with down syndrome can be huge. so it def won't work for everyone
this, it obviously can work for some people, but for the most downies it wont. a good friend of mine has a downie as a brother, hes pretty high functioning. we let him have a couple of beers when hes with us, but that homie would go berserk if youd let him, no way he could live on his own. also moron strength is real, dude is a walking tank
Idiot here but why do all downies have the same face?
same reason zoomers all have broccoli hair: they're moronic
A German ad "And what will remain of you?"
that was surprisingly touching, weird considering it was made by bio robots (i.e. germanoids)
Third from left looks exactly like Jimmy Kimmel
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obligatory, Also
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Feel like this is a downie thread now though.
>Daisy Ridley gained a chromosome
is this the end stage of long covid + vax?
do we, as a society, really need sassy morons?
Fricked a high-functioning mong tard once. She made a weird sound when I put it in.
I'd buy her a margarita
Whatever happened to downies? I feel like I never see them anymore. Do they not go outside? Are they all too busy posting on /misc/? There used to be like 3 in every grocery store at any given time, but I honestly don't remember the last time I saw one.
They don't live long and a lot of people get abortions now because they learn early their child will be a downy. Can't say I blame them
the message is to find a downey and frick one right in the pussy and ejaculate inside it.
find the freshest, tightest, softest, mongoloid faced downey moron you can, tell her she's pretty, take her to a beauty salon and for some prostituteish clothes, then put it in her anus and tell her that's the right place, then say you want to make doubly sure and put it in her vegana.
that's what they want, that's why they keep pushing these mutants - so fulfill the prophecy and shoot a load in a potato.
Wasn't even aware that you could find Downies in the wild. Is it even allowed to flirt with them?
it's highly encouraged.
seek them out, volunteer at downey sanctuaries, hang outside downey schools, move to a downey reservation, hang out at downey gyms, go to downey ballet concerts and wait for them backstage, spend some time on downey beaches and offer to oil their downey bikinis.
If i get a kid with Downey should i name it Robert Downey Jr.?
yes, which makes you robert senior
Down syndrome fetuses should be aborted
>assume i can live on my own
>make me live on my own
>i get taken advantage of by landlord and become sex slave
>assume i can drink a margarita
>i drink a margarita
>i get hit by a car
>assume i can punch harder
>i punch too hard with improper form
>i break my neck
>assume i can learn shakespeare
>i try to enact macbeth and behead someone
>i get shot by police
it was a different time
Like others pointed out the message is probably fine for some highly functioning downs like the girl in the ad, but it seems a bit reckless for the majority. The reason we're cautious or maybe a bit awkward with our very infrequent interactions with downs is probably because their childish demeanor triggers some kind of protective response in us. I mean you could never date the girl in the ad even if she was completely consenting because other people would just think you were a creep with a sick fetish.
>doesn't have a downey girlfriend
ngmidimegimi
keep the nogshit out of the downey thread
My IQ is 50 and my native language isn't even English. If we can write, we can frick.
FRICK PALESTINE
GO ISRAEL