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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I reevaluated: its even worse than I remember.
    kys

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At the moment it’s shit, but it’s on track to be certified kino come next July

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember the dumb nerds complaining about the nuke in the fridge part as being ergeruous when in reality, the swinging with the monkeys was the step that went too far.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's how it always goes with this shit, everyone fixates on one scapegoat criticism like Jar jar that stands in for all the dissatisfaction in general

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. I didn’t have any issues with the fridge, but that monkey swinging shit was terrible. Nuking the fridge was actually in one of the original drafts from the mid 90s

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly. The fridge and jar jar are easy to complain about but would probably be forgiven if the movies were good

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We’ve been over this, everything up until the jungle kidnapping was classic Indy. He and Mutt has good chemistry. Minus the nuke scene, All the bad stuff happens later on in the 2nd half

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i hate lighting in this movie. saturation, blur and everything. whole film feels like haze dream.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >whole film feels like haze dream.
      in a good way though, it makes the sci-fi 50s cold war stuff more intense. i started watching a bit of this on acid once

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it has always been better than temple of doom

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I had to google if it really existed because I thought it was a meme picture.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to get pegged by Cate's character in this.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was never even that bad.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At least Indy feels like Indy in this one, I wonder how much they will frick him up in the next movie

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The nuke was Bollywood kino. I'm sorry you all got filtered.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bollywood is at least outrageous and it knows it. Hollywood being outrageous with a tone as if it weren’t equates to us laughing at them, not with them.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    40 year old reddit boomers didn’t like it when it came out because they think everything is tailor custom made for them and only them
    me and all the zoomchads that went to see it in the kinoplex as children enjoyed it, ESPECIALLY the monkey scene.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watch Cinemaphile contrarians pretend this movie is some hidden masterpiece that filtered people when Indy 5 comes out

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care about the aliens, but we saw here that an Indy film cannot work if Ford doesn't bring his charisma into play. His performance in Crystal Skull was lazy and uninterested. Can't believe they're making another one.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'll be serious, even though you probably wanted a shitpost. Here's the truth:
    >The part where Indy puts Mutt's beer back is soulful.
    >Indy having a greaser son is not a bad idea on it's face
    >Russian supernatural propaganda is not a bad concept
    >"im getting old!" jokes were tiresome even though, I can't wait to see the ones they make in the new one
    >Cate is well casted and is taking the role appropriately tonally
    This is from an Indy fan who will try to see the good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i agree
      it's full of great indy moments over all
      it's just people hate the alien stuff which so what?
      the arc was a weapon
      the sankara stones are a shield
      the grail is medicine
      the crystal skulls are communication devices
      religion was probably just humans not being able to understand things anyways

      it's just the terrible vine swinging where shia looks completely weightless and floaty instead of real even without the monkeys
      i like shia but a lot of people hate greasers but he was fine to good throughout it all
      mac was fun and

      >Mac is on Indy’s side
      >now he’s on the Russian side
      >Mac is on Indy’s side
      >now he’s on the Russian side
      What were they thinking making him go back and forth twice as a double agent?

      i think he was just winging it and kept trying to be on whoever was the winning side
      and aping donavon's role from crusade

      the fridge and nuke are over the top but no more than the raft sliding down the mountain in temple

      marion was fun
      i don't remember much about the soviets which is a big weak point
      nobody really stood out for me neither the chick nor any notable henchmen

      and this scene is up there out of all four (so far) movies

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Mac is on Indy’s side
    >now he’s on the Russian side
    >Mac is on Indy’s side
    >now he’s on the Russian side
    What were they thinking making him go back and forth twice as a double agent?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    correct
    was it really that bad?
    probably not
    then again anyone who reads into Indy like Star Wars is a moron

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The main draw of the series is seeing old-school movie magic and death-defying stunts performed for real.
    >Let's just do it all in CG this time!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >old school
      shut the frick up zoomer they weren’t looking 40 years into the future when they made them

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was 8 years old when I saw this in theaters and it's when I realized that things I liked could actually be bad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      More importantly, did you learn that things could be bad but you could still like them?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Imagine Lucas and Spielberg not being NPC enough to be wishy-washy about the cold war

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    its a genuinely awful flick

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this is how you know prequels gays are full of shit

    you can defend crystal skull in the same way and no one would notice

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Villian was kinda hot, but that's all it has going for it. It was bad, but the one Disney is working on right now will be worse.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It would have been good if Ford wasn't a geriatric. You could smell his adult diaper in every single scene he was in.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >You could smell his adult diaper in every single scene he was in.
      I like imagining the smell.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, here I go. It's shit

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It would be a lot easier to enjoy without forcing a son into the movie. It was a big distraction, threatening every second with a character they seemed to be attempting to tee up as some replacement.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's more entertaining than The Batman.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > tfw you get mogged by a live action Dora the Explorer movie
    > tfw the live action Dora the Explorer is better than every other adventure movie of the past five years

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I had hoped uncharted would fill the indiana jones shaped hole in my heart, but jesus fricking christ the movie was shit. I would give my left nut for Jensen Ackles to play Nathan Drake in a faithful Uncharted adaption.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What’chu think of jungle cruise?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was ok, better than nothing, I just miss the adventure-comedies so I can't be choosy. Still didn't like the lost city though. The mummy and the first 3 indiana jones movies haven't been reached yet, let alone topped. Angelina Jolies Tomb Raider hits the same notes for me though. Still not quite as good though.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dora and the Lost City of Gold is more on the comedy side than adventure, but I’d recommend it still. Surprisingly fun “kids” movie, even for adults.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Uncharted games are better Indiana Jones-style movies than any other recent movie. Just play those instead

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        don't have a playstation. I waited for years to play Halo 2 and 3 on the PC because I never bought an xbox either, so I figure I can wait a while to play uncharted on pc as well.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The should have deconstructed the character by having him no longer be able to hold in his liqour and having constant joint and back problems and high blood pressure from old age and that the grail won't stop him from physically deteriorating like in Young Indy.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, it sucks.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I know Cinemaphile hates them but RLM really made the final point about crystal skull, which is that Indy is an "I want to be him" character and you can't have a 70 year old "I want to be him" character unless you are also 70 like Lucas and Spielberg were. And now they're going to do it with an 80 year old when they're also 80.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope that this becomes the new movie which prequeltards ironically defend on this board.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >people can't change their minds because...
    >well they just can't, okay???

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is the exact scene where the movie falls beyond redemption. Everything including and succeeding this one is trash.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Never hated it. It's a decent 6/10, while the other three are 7/10. That's right, they were never masterpieces in the first place.

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