Its too bad she wont live. But then again, who does?

This film is a piece of shit from start to finish with no clear plot or payoff.
Doesn't even make sense.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you've done a man's work. ironic. *winks at the camera*
    what did he mean by this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you see, I specified "man" because you are not a man, you are a replicant. Normally replicants don't kill other replicants, so you've done a man's i.e a real person's, job.
      The director's cut was a mistake

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    don't worry, they made Blade Runner 2049 for "people" like you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Normalgays were just as confused by the ending of 2049
      I had to explain it with a zoomer girl I dated

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >getting filtered by blade runner
    holy fricking pleb

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    muy filtrado

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You wouldn't get it.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The novel is better anyway. Ridley is a hack

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually not.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shut the frick up zoomer

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sea breams off the coast of Orion...

    Ohhhh so deep

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If the robots were super strong, how did Deckard manage to fight them off?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      By shooting them with explosive bullets. Did you even watch the fricking film?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even though Deckard is human he might still be enhanced beyond natural levels.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Put the fricking movie in the title of the thread morons.
    What movie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you don't recognise the movie, you've got no business discussing it. Frick off outta here.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lurk more you stupid homosexual it's one of the most popular movies ever made

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This board is for people who know film and you obviously don't. Maybe try the reddit Marvel sub instead?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I tried reverse searching the image but didn't find anything.
      Maybe someone here might recognize the actor?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Doesn't even make sense.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I got sick of this song after a single viewing of The Joker.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That why I never saw it

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the replicant stuff kinda went nowhere
    felt the movie ended too soon
    atleast we got a decent sequel

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Today I will remind them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That actually would be pretty cool

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Indeed.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember seeing this movie and here is my recollection of it
    >It is set in china (lots of chinese)
    >He goes to see a hooker because she has a real snake which is rare but then she tries to kill him because??
    >some Robot Doll lady befriends some weird guy who lives in a big house. Her story goes nowhere but she does some bicycle kicks and gets shot
    >rutger hauer (the guy from Inception) turns up and kills the CEO or some Chinese guy in a freezer because he won't reprogramme him
    >Deckard goes to CEO and he gives Deckard a robot woman for no reason
    >Deckard finds out about Rutgetmr Hauer.
    >Rutger Hauer beats the shit out of Harrison ford in a boring fight then suddenly doesn't kill him for no reason
    >there is a monolog about Space and then he dies
    >Robot woman somehow ends up with Deckard
    >Deckards Police sidekick who has done nothing the whole movie turns up and says OP line in a weird raspy voice. He kinda looks like The cat from Red Dwarf
    >Deckard and Robot Lady drive in an old timey car in some road surrounder by Barley
    The end

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rachel the robot wasn't given to Deckard she just stalked him and then he fricked the robot instantly. He's just like me!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How can you frick a robot?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When people rave about Blade Runner 2049 this is the movie they describe: dreamy, slow, moody and absolutely soul-crushing.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still much better than that awful sequel.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Hey Harrison Ford we have a special mission for you, you need to kill this runaway robot before he kills his creator"
    "okay I'm on it"
    >Robot kills creator
    >Dies of robot old age
    Deckard could be removed from the film entirely and the plot would not change, what a trash frickin movie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Deckard could be removed from the film entirely and the plot would not change

      Rachel's hymen would be intact.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People were moronic before 1990. Look at any old film and it will be shit

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