interesting how they meme Greeks as israelites
First Gal Gadot playing WW , then also a Greek Spy in that comedi with dollar store Amy Adams
Now this
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>then also a Greek Spy in that comedi with dollar store Amy Adams
You mean that flick with Jon Hamm and Gadot playing spies? She wasn't playing a Greek there.
>Even if theres only one other patron in the theater, you deserve to be killed. Minority behavior.
This Shit movie or its' fans don't deserve any respect. He should have filmed the whole thing it pirated it.
go frick yourself
He's wrong but not far from the truth, they're tested on cells of aborted children, in the process of making a vaccine cells of aborted children are used, just not in the recipe that makes one per se.
>Sequels are previous movie only bigger and louder >Oversaturate movie with name recognition actors >Use LGBT and race for publicity and support for corporate parent
I do not need to hear GNR/Metallica/Nirvana in a movie again.
I'm not defending Thor or the MCU but why don't you want to hear based 90s music in movies again? So sick of you 80s dick suckers, Drive was cool but let us have our 90s nostalgia damn it.
Based. Disney didn't own the Marvel IP yet so it still looked actually decent with real costumes and real sets and the MCU was much more of an ambitious idea and project back then and not the utter soulless CGI puppeteered corpse that it is today.
I have no idea I remember the first time I saw it I can't remember which movie I was watching but I thought it was part of the film. You know like one of those dystopian fake commercials you see in Paul Verhoeven films.
It’s weird. First half ish was boring and tedious, everything after Omnipotent City or whatever was pretty good. Made me care about Thor and Jane’s relationship somehow and I liked how they choose love
Way way way too crowded out by the beginning. I wanted more Jane, more Gorr, and less Guardians of the Galaxy
Korg was fricking atrocious though and I wish he’d died for real
They had the beginnings of a good scene when Jane takes off her mask for the first time and Thor recognizes her, but instead of showing their reaction to meeting again and having an emotional moment they immediately cut to a quip filled flashback and Waititi's gay voice narrating over it. I turned it off soon after that
>empty theater
el oh el
>le bad guy is mean to the diverse Asgard kids 🙁
Christ
to be fair, heimdall has been black since 2009 in the mcu. There is a precedent for diverse asgardians
>Zeus is Russian
The meme mines run deep
Wait, zeus is really in it? Where's my guy Herc?
post credits
who's playing him?
some israelite
interesting how they meme Greeks as israelites
First Gal Gadot playing WW , then also a Greek Spy in that comedi with dollar store Amy Adams
Now this
>then also a Greek Spy in that comedi with dollar store Amy Adams
You mean that flick with Jon Hamm and Gadot playing spies? She wasn't playing a Greek there.
the guy from ted lasso (not ted lasso)
Oi, c**t do you mean Roy frickin' Kent? Jesus christ.
Henry cavil
mid credit scene
Don't look it up, looks nothing like Herc. They picked a twig manlet
Russel Crowe is using a really steriotypical 80s Australian 'wog' accent (you know because zeus is greek)
Well duh. They made a chick Thor. And they replaced Odin with another chick.
>lighting up your phone during the movie
Even if theres only one other patron in the theater, you deserve to be killed. Minority behavior.
No one is in the theater you mong
Awww how sad, you're low IQ trash.
Summer time on Cinemaphile.
he probably works there, they usually have to run the movie all the way through once before showtimes to make sure it's in working order
>Even if theres only one other patron in the theater, you deserve to be killed. Minority behavior.
This Shit movie or its' fans don't deserve any respect. He should have filmed the whole thing it pirated it.
go frick yourself
Such a stupid costume
But it's comic accurate
Not everything from the comics is good
No it fricking isn't. The suit it's inspired from is pic related and had Aquaman like scales.
>it's inspired by a stupid costume that means it's good!
oof
imagine going to see capeshit opening night to complain about it on a laotian basket weaving image board
Someone has to warn the homosexuals
Thor isn't a draw but I liked it 🙂
Why are they dressed like gay Romans?
Thats what they get for blacking a nordic myth
Globolohomosexual is doomed
He's wrong but not far from the truth, they're tested on cells of aborted children, in the process of making a vaccine cells of aborted children are used, just not in the recipe that makes one per se.
>Sequels are previous movie only bigger and louder
>Oversaturate movie with name recognition actors
>Use LGBT and race for publicity and support for corporate parent
I do not need to hear GNR/Metallica/Nirvana in a movie again.
I'm not defending Thor or the MCU but why don't you want to hear based 90s music in movies again? So sick of you 80s dick suckers, Drive was cool but let us have our 90s nostalgia damn it.
First thor still best
I like the 2nd. I know it's got a lot of weak aspects to it, but weirdly I find it has the most rewatchability.
both are shit. He's only good as a side character. Hemsworth cannot lead a good movie. He has no presence.
it unironically had a lot of soul compared to this shit
true, it was unironically one of the prettier mcu flicks as well
it's crazy how ugly taika cohen made asgard in thor 3
Goddam right.
Based. Disney didn't own the Marvel IP yet so it still looked actually decent with real costumes and real sets and the MCU was much more of an ambitious idea and project back then and not the utter soulless CGI puppeteered corpse that it is today.
Everything in these movies look so cheap. Frick Disney, you can spend more than $14 on a costume.
How does this guy get a role in every big flick now? It doesnt even make sense as a cameo
Who the frick is this
>NOOO WHY DOES THIS TOKEN CHARACTER GET A ROLE IN GOYSLOP#84924
you played yourself
>t. pays to watch capeshit
Frick no. You must have me mistaken for someone else.
Embarrassing
you have literally just played yourself
and are probably an unwitting racist all the time
you have no idea how much you've embarrassed yourself, and you're talking shit about Gambling George to boot.
I get most rips are propably put out by bots, but what the frick does this guy blending strawberries have to do with advertising casino
I have no idea I remember the first time I saw it I can't remember which movie I was watching but I thought it was part of the film. You know like one of those dystopian fake commercials you see in Paul Verhoeven films.
I liked it. Grayscale world was only in Stereo, and the way Mighty Thor uses Mjolnir is kino
It’s weird. First half ish was boring and tedious, everything after Omnipotent City or whatever was pretty good. Made me care about Thor and Jane’s relationship somehow and I liked how they choose love
Way way way too crowded out by the beginning. I wanted more Jane, more Gorr, and less Guardians of the Galaxy
Korg was fricking atrocious though and I wish he’d died for real
>less Guardians of the Galaxy
they had like 2 minutes moron
Yes, that’s a whole other scene with the actually good parts of the movie
So at the end they didn't replace Hemsworth Thor?
Why would they? Are you moronic?
I thought they were going to replace him with Hershlag. But in the end they didn't have the courage, so I thought it was funny.
so yes you're a braindead moron
No amount of CGI can save her career.
What if she decides to show the Porthole again? Granted, it's possibly blown out after her pregnancies. Could that save her career?
No Jane dies of super cancer and Thor gets to raise the villain’s daughter to whom he gives Stormbreaker since he gets his hammer back.
Feels like a… PLOTHOLE given that a wish granting genie was right there to save her. Seems they chose death instead of love in the end.
It seems like only the first person there got to wish (since Eternity vanishes once Gorr wishes) but yeah they could’ve made that clearer
is it even fun?
Yes. More enjoyable than MoM at least.
>4 Thor movies
>4 Avengers movies
>still no Bill
Yidsney can suck my uncircumcised wiener.
Look at those awful wigs
>parody is better than original
Any more of those cases?
I liked Thor with Jeff Goldblum in it
>Can you not undermine an emotional scene with a dumb quip...
>FOR FIVE FRICKING MINUTES?
They had the beginnings of a good scene when Jane takes off her mask for the first time and Thor recognizes her, but instead of showing their reaction to meeting again and having an emotional moment they immediately cut to a quip filled flashback and Waititi's gay voice narrating over it. I turned it off soon after that
>tons of kids in a movie
yikes
>tons of yids in a movie
yikes
We know homie
>that cringe "My name is Mighty Thor...eat my hammer" moment
>the kids
>the quips
thank god I pirated this shit