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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >empty theater

    el oh el

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >le bad guy is mean to the diverse Asgard kids 🙁
    Christ

    • 2 years ago
      Milt Kahl

      to be fair, heimdall has been black since 2009 in the mcu. There is a precedent for diverse asgardians

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Zeus is Russian
    The meme mines run deep

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, zeus is really in it? Where's my guy Herc?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        post credits

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          mid credit scene

          who's playing him?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            some israelite

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              interesting how they meme Greeks as israelites
              First Gal Gadot playing WW , then also a Greek Spy in that comedi with dollar store Amy Adams
              Now this

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >then also a Greek Spy in that comedi with dollar store Amy Adams
                You mean that flick with Jon Hamm and Gadot playing spies? She wasn't playing a Greek there.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the guy from ted lasso (not ted lasso)

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Oi, c**t do you mean Roy frickin' Kent? Jesus christ.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Henry cavil

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        mid credit scene

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        who's playing him?

        Don't look it up, looks nothing like Herc. They picked a twig manlet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Russel Crowe is using a really steriotypical 80s Australian 'wog' accent (you know because zeus is greek)

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well duh. They made a chick Thor. And they replaced Odin with another chick.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >lighting up your phone during the movie
    Even if theres only one other patron in the theater, you deserve to be killed. Minority behavior.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No one is in the theater you mong

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he probably works there, they usually have to run the movie all the way through once before showtimes to make sure it's in working order

        Awww how sad, you're low IQ trash.
        Summer time on Cinemaphile.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he probably works there, they usually have to run the movie all the way through once before showtimes to make sure it's in working order

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Even if theres only one other patron in the theater, you deserve to be killed. Minority behavior.
      This Shit movie or its' fans don't deserve any respect. He should have filmed the whole thing it pirated it.
      go frick yourself

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Such a stupid costume

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But it's comic accurate

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not everything from the comics is good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But it's comic accurate

      No it fricking isn't. The suit it's inspired from is pic related and had Aquaman like scales.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >it's inspired by a stupid costume that means it's good!
        oof

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    imagine going to see capeshit opening night to complain about it on a laotian basket weaving image board

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Someone has to warn the homosexuals

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thor isn't a draw but I liked it 🙂

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they dressed like gay Romans?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thats what they get for blacking a nordic myth
    Globolohomosexual is doomed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's wrong but not far from the truth, they're tested on cells of aborted children, in the process of making a vaccine cells of aborted children are used, just not in the recipe that makes one per se.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Sequels are previous movie only bigger and louder
    >Oversaturate movie with name recognition actors
    >Use LGBT and race for publicity and support for corporate parent

    I do not need to hear GNR/Metallica/Nirvana in a movie again.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not defending Thor or the MCU but why don't you want to hear based 90s music in movies again? So sick of you 80s dick suckers, Drive was cool but let us have our 90s nostalgia damn it.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    First thor still best

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like the 2nd. I know it's got a lot of weak aspects to it, but weirdly I find it has the most rewatchability.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like the 2nd. I know it's got a lot of weak aspects to it, but weirdly I find it has the most rewatchability.

      both are shit. He's only good as a side character. Hemsworth cannot lead a good movie. He has no presence.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it unironically had a lot of soul compared to this shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      true, it was unironically one of the prettier mcu flicks as well

      it's crazy how ugly taika cohen made asgard in thor 3

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Goddam right.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Disney didn't own the Marvel IP yet so it still looked actually decent with real costumes and real sets and the MCU was much more of an ambitious idea and project back then and not the utter soulless CGI puppeteered corpse that it is today.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everything in these movies look so cheap. Frick Disney, you can spend more than $14 on a costume.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How does this guy get a role in every big flick now? It doesnt even make sense as a cameo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick is this
      >NOOO WHY DOES THIS TOKEN CHARACTER GET A ROLE IN GOYSLOP#84924
      you played yourself

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >t. pays to watch capeshit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Frick no. You must have me mistaken for someone else.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Embarrassing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you have literally just played yourself
        and are probably an unwitting racist all the time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you have no idea how much you've embarrassed yourself, and you're talking shit about Gambling George to boot.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I get most rips are propably put out by bots, but what the frick does this guy blending strawberries have to do with advertising casino

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I have no idea I remember the first time I saw it I can't remember which movie I was watching but I thought it was part of the film. You know like one of those dystopian fake commercials you see in Paul Verhoeven films.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it. Grayscale world was only in Stereo, and the way Mighty Thor uses Mjolnir is kino

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’s weird. First half ish was boring and tedious, everything after Omnipotent City or whatever was pretty good. Made me care about Thor and Jane’s relationship somehow and I liked how they choose love
    Way way way too crowded out by the beginning. I wanted more Jane, more Gorr, and less Guardians of the Galaxy
    Korg was fricking atrocious though and I wish he’d died for real

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >less Guardians of the Galaxy
      they had like 2 minutes moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, that’s a whole other scene with the actually good parts of the movie

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So at the end they didn't replace Hemsworth Thor?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why would they? Are you moronic?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I thought they were going to replace him with Hershlag. But in the end they didn't have the courage, so I thought it was funny.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          so yes you're a braindead moron

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No amount of CGI can save her career.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What if she decides to show the Porthole again? Granted, it's possibly blown out after her pregnancies. Could that save her career?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No Jane dies of super cancer and Thor gets to raise the villain’s daughter to whom he gives Stormbreaker since he gets his hammer back.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Feels like a… PLOTHOLE given that a wish granting genie was right there to save her. Seems they chose death instead of love in the end.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It seems like only the first person there got to wish (since Eternity vanishes once Gorr wishes) but yeah they could’ve made that clearer

  18. 2 years ago
    A one dollar e-book

    is it even fun?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. More enjoyable than MoM at least.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >4 Thor movies
    >4 Avengers movies
    >still no Bill
    Yidsney can suck my uncircumcised wiener.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Look at those awful wigs

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >parody is better than original

    Any more of those cases?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Thor with Jeff Goldblum in it

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Can you not undermine an emotional scene with a dumb quip...
    >FOR FIVE FRICKING MINUTES?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They had the beginnings of a good scene when Jane takes off her mask for the first time and Thor recognizes her, but instead of showing their reaction to meeting again and having an emotional moment they immediately cut to a quip filled flashback and Waititi's gay voice narrating over it. I turned it off soon after that

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tons of kids in a movie
    yikes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tons of yids in a movie
      yikes

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We know homie

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >that cringe "My name is Mighty Thor...eat my hammer" moment
    >the kids
    >the quips
    thank god I pirated this shit

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