Because he's humble. The idea is that the average man is not out here eating caviar or fucking fondue. The average man is a working man who wants his creature comforts, and that he deserves to be given them in a dignified manner. A man is man and worthy of respect. It's why he radiates such unifying energy, mutual respect.
The real question is why doesn't he get a proper fitted suit for his scrawny body instead of wearing one that's like 2 sizes too big. Probably self conscious about looking too skinny.
Dumb, lazy zoomer doesn't post enough to have a cooldown already clicked and the captcha typed out ready to post in multiple threads.
He was in the middle of typing and had 41 seconds left until it would auto-post.
Everyone always says that all the new memes are shit, but all you have to do is look back in the archives and think, for a moment, and realize all the old memes are utter dogshit as well.
I am so sick and tired of all this fucking nostalgia for an old age, which most of you morons never even partook in. Candlejack is the prime example of a crap, forced meme, which doesn't even make sense, so for everyon
This meme is so fucking dumb. As if typing candlejack would do anyth
Why does candlejack complete the captcha and post everytime he murders someo
candlejack got high on wh
This is such a shit meme.
Everyone always says that all the new memes are shit, but all you have to do is look back in the archives and think, for a moment, and realize all the old memes are utter dogshit as well.
I am so sick and tired of all this fucking nostalgia for an old age, which most of you morons never even partook in. Candlejack is the prime example of a crap, forced meme, which doesn't even make sense, so for everyon
He likes symmetry and geometric shapes. He wanted his head to appear smaller, and the easiest way to do that was to make his body bigger. Because food is very physical, and often the body understands it before the head.
>[1b] This new ad system was initially designed to circumvent those who make use of the most popular boards by blocking affiliate banners and trackers [...] From the moment the contract goes into effect, advertisers will be allowed to make threads as long as they can be considered ordinary content. Mods of the respective channel must be notified in advance and must hold a Cinemaphile Pass as well as not producing more than -insert tier- threads daily, Cinemaphile staff will ensure [...]
Most of the crap he eats has a shit-ton of calories, and he doesn't lift, so he doesn't need a lot to break even for his caloric requirements. That, and he probably goes for a jog on a regular basis.
Just doesn't eat that much. If you only eat lunch and dinner and nothing else in between or after, then it's easy to be slim while eating stuff like this every day
this isn't really true unless you're naturally a skelly. i see people doing 'fasting' where they only have 2 meals and thats very fucking stupid to me. 2 meals is my default and i go 1 meal often if I'm lazy, i'm average weight and the meals aren't large.
Reviewbrah is just a nickname from bodybuilding.com. Report of the week is the channel name and running on empty is the name of the food review show I think
Running on empty is the name of the show. His channel name is Report of the Week, but he got the name reviewbrah from bodybuilding forums. I remember on Cinemaphile him getting posted a lot around 2012 or 2013, it was the energy drink review.
Does Cinemaphile know about Kirby Allison? A nerd from Texas who decided to dedicate his life to larping as a British aristocrat? He's essentially reviewbrah on another level
He sounds like a fag, like just the stereotype of the kind of beta men who larps as this high class men of old to try elevate his status, but only makes him looks like a poser in the process.
Good for him if you think he's a role model (somehow) but he's the kind of guy I'll just kick in the nuts during a crowd and wont ever feel guilty over it.
Atleast Reviewbrah are just on the spectrum.
He's an outright /misc/tard. He said under the comments of one of his videos in the old days (pre-channel exploding into popularity) that he was "informed on the African American situation". Of course that was back when he was getting 1-2k views a video, and he's obviously not going to say shit like that now that he's actually making a living off his videos and not living out of a fucking car anymore.
Little twink homosexual was crempie'd then he got his throat raped by bbc moments before the broadcast. Black warrior was just leaving the premises after picking up his paycheck and clothes off his pasty bitch.
Based old man. Dubs confirmed.
Honestly, if more of you had been told to marry a girl with large booba at a younger age, you wouldnt be anywhere near as screwed up as you are.
Over half of marriages end in divorce and 80% of divorces are initiated by women, so chances are, no, that would not have helped anyone but rather have made things worse. I've turned down 2 marriages, am in my 30s and don't regret it at all.
See? You've had no positive role models in real life, so you can only quote "statistics" like a sperg.
No kindly old man ever told you he believed in you and encouraged you to do anything. So you only believe stories about failure, too timid to try anything for yourself.
Meanwhile, others are finding, marrying and porking large booba'd foreign women. Ensuring the livelihood of their homes and their country. What does your pessimism have to show for it? Nothing. And that is why you have failed.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>bunch of retarded horseshit
I'm living exactly the life I want. Have a big titty gf, unmarried as I want to be. Married friends are all miserable. Statistically speaking, marriage would not help these guys or me either. Cope harder with your obese wife, bro.
Reviewbrah is a genuine food review channel with the added "spice" that the guy presents a bit weird. This shit is grossout shock value shit. Completely different.
I still watch and listen to his old stuff, but he's steadily lost soul since enabling comments for the last time. I just don't see the authenticity anymore.
Agreed, thank you. There’s a weird self-amusement/pandering to meme comments/shitty forced “humor” that has really changed the atmosphere of the whole thing. I liked when he took it deadly serious.
>My gimmick? Looking like a greasy 12 year-old wearing his dad's suit
I'm sure it's become a bit by this point, but you just know that he thought the suit would make him look cool when he was starting out. It's really gay.
I've seen this guys picture and gifs for years but this is the first time I've ever found out what he does and that he has a YouTube channel reviewing goyslop.
Incredible.
I've seen this guys picture and gifs for years but this is the first time I've ever found out what he does and that he has a YouTube channel reviewing goyslop.
Incredible.
The whole thing is steeped in irony. It's all one big joke whether he is in on it or not
There's no way one can earnestly sit through 20 minutes of that shit and say it's not a waste of time, and think new Little Mermaid is shit.
7 months ago
Anonymous
i dont autistically watch all his videos to completion retard. wtf is wrong with your brain you think in a 1-0 switch. actual retarded boomer newfag. stop posting here.
7 months ago
Anonymous
I like how you said a bunch of nonsense, in hope that I wouldn't have anything to work with for a rebuttal, that I would in fact just leave, so that you could have some kind semblance of power/control in your pathetic "life".
7 months ago
Anonymous
no i just said stop posting here and you did the opposite like a bad child. you are very simple minded and you will reply again. i always get what i want btw
7 months ago
Anonymous
>i always get what i want
Interesting. I thought you whined like a little girl on the internet because you didn't get attention in the real world, and had to resort to the equivalent of shaking your ass on tiktok.
7 months ago
Anonymous
project harder retard. youre the one that came into this thread and insulted the brah
7 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah, keep shaking that ass for me sweetheart. Maybe if you weren't a coward, you'd go outside and have no need for living life on the line, tranny.
7 months ago
Anonymous
im younger than you and my life is already better than yours in every way
7 months ago
Anonymous
At least I don't have to hide behind a cloak of anonymity to fulfil my need to communicate.
7 months ago
Anonymous
youre posting anonymously moron. actual brain rotted boomer newfag
7 months ago
Anonymous
But without irony. Because I can be my true self, here and in the real world. You lacking this ability, is why you'll never know happiness. Sure, you might have some luls while lying, but you'll never be complete.
7 months ago
Anonymous
no youre just unfunny and thats what you tell yourself to cope
7 months ago
Anonymous
>classic hipster irony
7 months ago
Anonymous
its funny how you came into this thread talking about "watching videos being a waste of time" but here you are wasting your time on a pointless internet argument with someone who isnt even taking it seriously
7 months ago
Anonymous
They wouldn't call me the troll that trolls the trolls if I wasn't good at it.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Gigacringe
7 months ago
Anonymous
And I can keep it up, for as long as it takes.
7 months ago
Anonymous
that doesnt even make sense. i just made you look stupid and now youre spouting gibberish
7 months ago
Anonymous
It doesn't have to make sense, when you look like this.
7 months ago
Anonymous
this is you being your "true self"? youre actually retarded i guess
7 months ago
Anonymous
This guy thinks he's talking to just one person.
7 months ago
Anonymous
you could just stop replying you dont need to do retarded shit like this lol
Daily reminder that this man was gangstalked at one point by Cinemaphile schizos and had to live in his car since he was getting doxx'd on the regular. Also hes had multiple teeth issues, and, as his profession is being a fast food reviewer, having teeth issues is the worst thing that can happen to you
Whatever happened with the gangstalking stuff? I remember some guy who would post tons of personal photos on here and reviewbrah lived in his car for a while.
I genuinely wish someone just knock some sense to him to atleast upgrade his suits, atleast got 1-2 fitted ones that looks more modern instead of the blocky, old, 90s ones he seemingly only has.
Atleast from it I know that hes not playing a character, but just autistic or someshit, because if he liked suits, he would atleast collect more and the style would eventually catch up to the current style.
Reviewbrah looks weak asf and is just genuinely autistic. Every normie is just pitying him. He's one racist meltdown away from losing it all. You know it. He knows it.
tick tock.
he knows all about suits but just prefers an older style
and that is his downfall. People always gonna look at him funny, and he sees himself funny. I saw his recent vids. He just became more niche in his delivery. He missed his chance in early 2019-ish when he got viral. If he chooses this path, then so be it, but I just feel sorry for him.
that color looks nasty
Now that's goy slop
the beast with two fronts
Not as bad as the Dark Vador Burger from that French fast food joint
BK in UK did a black burger like that and it just made me think i was eating the insulation foam used to wrap water pipes
is that even salad
those turn your shit green for about three or four days from all the food dye they dumped into the bread to make it black
That looks gross, that looks like the bun is flavored like a chocolate muffin or some shit.
>Kraft has kosher certification for both its Yellow #5 and its Red #40
its fine
>they fucking hire Judaism cultists to bless the food
Cursed food
Don’t eat
this guy looks like aids.
He has a genetic thing, pretty sure he has to do dialysis
That's rich. You're trying to protect someone from critique, who makes a living criticizing.
How dare you!
Did the Green Shits make a comeback?
>eats and reviews fast food
>wears a suit
Why though?
Dumb zoomer
Look the part, be the part I guess. I've told myself that I should start dressing nicer for this very reason.
Autism
Because class is for men. Doesn't matter if you're trading on Wall St or reviewing hamburgers.
Because he LARPs as a 1930s radio host
That priest cornholed him like a the hammer of god.
dilate
>priest
guys wearing a mitre, that means hes most likely a bishop or higher.
Peculiar, that, and 90 percent of this thread doesn't seem TV or Film related.
RIP DJ Qualls
I laughed
blessed
>holds the shepards crook
>do_you_see.aiff
REVIEWBRAH CONFIRMED FOR CHRIST
His mom def raised him right
what's the story with uncle larry in the corner there?
What's the story of you being scared of the real world, and living vicariously through the screen?
kek, calm down reviewbrah. I was merely pointing out that your uncle looks coked out of his mind
Sup Lar
genuinely thought he was israeli
It's called a gimmick. That's what he picked and it worked. As an entertainer you need something that makes you unique to be successful.
This. It's his brand and it's better than Joey's world tour
He is the aspect of autism
Hey, if you gonna BE impotent, you gotta LOOK impotent!
why not?
better than sitting in a svu in jorts and a tank top recording in a parking lot
What's wrong with it?
emphasize is inceldom
He has an entire video about it. He found a style he liked and stuck with it. Only older suits.
the juxtaposition is kino
Because he's humble. The idea is that the average man is not out here eating caviar or fucking fondue. The average man is a working man who wants his creature comforts, and that he deserves to be given them in a dignified manner. A man is man and worthy of respect. It's why he radiates such unifying energy, mutual respect.
You wouldn't get it.
is the closest he got to a real zoot suit he likes mambo.
I was born in 1984 and growing up I had a friend just like that. Was the only kid in school to wear suits every day. He just really liked suits.
Why aren't you wearing a suit?
you just don't understand our ironic zoomer humor. maybe you should try not being a stupid millennial loser and open your mind to new things
just a thought.
Go the fuck outside, and enjoy your youth in the summer.
>youth
I wish. I'm nearly 30
And if you went outside, you wouldn't feel old until you were in your 50s or 60s.
brah is a millennial
nice try zoomer homosexual, hes OVER 25, almost 30 hes /ourguy/
it’s not ironic.
His hobby Is collecting old suits and he jsut wants to use them
go back
The real question is why doesn't he get a proper fitted suit for his scrawny body instead of wearing one that's like 2 sizes too big. Probably self conscious about looking too skinny.
He said in a vdieo he likes the older style suits more.
Issat mustard?
I'm getting more of a seared bite on the spider-verse whopper than I am on the actual w
Oh shit candlejack got hi
This meme is so fucking dumb. As if typing candlejack would do anyth
Why does candlejack complete the captcha and post everytime he murders someo
Dumb, lazy zoomer doesn't post enough to have a cooldown already clicked and the captcha typed out ready to post in multiple threads.
He was in the middle of typing and had 41 seconds left until it would auto-post.
Baka
CandlejACK!!!!
candlejack got high on wh
This is such a shit meme.
Everyone always says that all the new memes are shit, but all you have to do is look back in the archives and think, for a moment, and realize all the old memes are utter dogshit as well.
I am so sick and tired of all this fucking nostalgia for an old age, which most of you morons never even partook in. Candlejack is the prime example of a crap, forced meme, which doesn't even make sense, so for everyon
>le based candlejack maymay XD
Boomers get the fuck off my boa
I hate zoomers so much, I hope candlejack gets you and rapes y
Why can't he get suits that fit him properly? He looks like a person that doesn't belong in one
its an older style
He likes symmetry and geometric shapes. He wanted his head to appear smaller, and the easiest way to do that was to make his body bigger. Because food is very physical, and often the body understands it before the head.
Same as it ever was.
He intentionally wears an older style of suit. It’s not supposed to be fitted in the contemporary sense. It’s an aesthetic choice.
he would make such a cute girl
He trooned out.
It's unironically surprising he hasn't trooned out yet.
>Joe Goes Tranny
Is that Ashley
>[1b] This new ad system was initially designed to circumvent those who make use of the most popular boards by blocking affiliate banners and trackers [...] From the moment the contract goes into effect, advertisers will be allowed to make threads as long as they can be considered ordinary content. Mods of the respective channel must be notified in advance and must hold a Cinemaphile Pass as well as not producing more than -insert tier- threads daily, Cinemaphile staff will ensure [...]
You have to take the meds.
Why does reviewbrah always look so skinny while eating all that mcslop? I mean, he doesn't look healthy but he's not fat.
High metabolism probably
Because he is an actor, he doesn't eat this shit on daily basis.
Most of the crap he eats has a shit-ton of calories, and he doesn't lift, so he doesn't need a lot to break even for his caloric requirements. That, and he probably goes for a jog on a regular basis.
The slop he eats is the only thing he eats that day
here's your answer:
off camera, the remaining slop gets tossed to big doggeus here
Just doesn't eat that much. If you only eat lunch and dinner and nothing else in between or after, then it's easy to be slim while eating stuff like this every day
this isn't really true unless you're naturally a skelly. i see people doing 'fasting' where they only have 2 meals and thats very fucking stupid to me. 2 meals is my default and i go 1 meal often if I'm lazy, i'm average weight and the meals aren't large.
hes far from healthy. Him not being fat is actually an even worse indicator of his health. Stay away from seed oil bros
are there seed oils in the meds you refuse to take?
seed oils are bad you retard
Oil is oil wtf is the difference if you eating a balanced diet. Fad things to avoid are retarded and for homosexuals
Good thing I only eat Sneed oils.
he just eats this to film. im sure he has a regular healthy diet daily. 1500 calorie meals once a week isn't too bad
>dyeing savory food
you just don't do this man, it just ain't right
I bet he's packing a huge cock. Shame it's probably circumcised and not juicy.
Looks like the broodwich
Hahaha oh God it does
Haha was gonna say the same
>ynr the stalking saga
IT'S UP?!
Is this guy's name "Running on Empty", "The Report of the Week" or "Review Brah"? He has like 3 names this confuses me
Reviewbrah is just a nickname from bodybuilding.com. Report of the week is the channel name and running on empty is the name of the food review show I think
Running on empty is the name of the show. His channel name is Report of the Week, but he got the name reviewbrah from bodybuilding forums. I remember on Cinemaphile him getting posted a lot around 2012 or 2013, it was the energy drink review.
Does Cinemaphile know about Kirby Allison? A nerd from Texas who decided to dedicate his life to larping as a British aristocrat? He's essentially reviewbrah on another level
is that the guy who had the old london bridge shipped to the southwest?
Yes. I like watching him, though I never wear fancy stuff.
He sounds like a fag, like just the stereotype of the kind of beta men who larps as this high class men of old to try elevate his status, but only makes him looks like a poser in the process.
Good for him if you think he's a role model (somehow) but he's the kind of guy I'll just kick in the nuts during a crowd and wont ever feel guilty over it.
Atleast Reviewbrah are just on the spectrum.
I used to watch his videos then he got too popular so I stopped
Same but I tune in every blue moon when a fast food item interests me and I want his take. He gotvme to get kfc nuggets and they were bomb
same. his older "My Average Day" videos are peak /nightfeel/ and melancholy kino
I remember any time there were streams of the BLM riots or any interesting /misc/ streams you would see this guy in the rooms always
I'd post the around blacks gif but I can't find it
It's just a red whooper...
Why would people pay extra for this?
What's the deal with black sesame everywhere all of the sudden?
They are shilling BBC spiderman and you wonder why sesame is black?
lets them offload all those aged sesame seeds from lockdown
is this guy a time traveller, alien, simulation, what's the deal
He's all of those and also an android and probably a girl.
>not getting quints
I fucking hate this traitorous redditor piece of shit.
Fuck him he's dead to me.
what did he do? i thought he posted here
He's an outright /misc/tard. He said under the comments of one of his videos in the old days (pre-channel exploding into popularity) that he was "informed on the African American situation". Of course that was back when he was getting 1-2k views a video, and he's obviously not going to say shit like that now that he's actually making a living off his videos and not living out of a fucking car anymore.
>being aware of the NQ makes you a /misc/tard
By that logic my great grandpa was a /misc/tard. Fucking zoomers.
>just get completely deplatformed to own the... JUST GET DEPLATFORMED OKAY!!
>owes his popularity to Cinemaphile
>disowns it once he's popular and embraces reddit as his community
Traitorous piece of shit.
is it true that he got stalked by someone from Cinemaphile?
/pol/
makes sense
yes. it seemed like he was going down the gangstalker schizo path for a while but i guess it was legit and he worked it out
Why was that black guy in his house?
Little twink homosexual was crempie'd then he got his throat raped by bbc moments before the broadcast. Black warrior was just leaving the premises after picking up his paycheck and clothes off his pasty bitch.
Based old man. Dubs confirmed.
Honestly, if more of you had been told to marry a girl with large booba at a younger age, you wouldnt be anywhere near as screwed up as you are.
Over half of marriages end in divorce and 80% of divorces are initiated by women, so chances are, no, that would not have helped anyone but rather have made things worse. I've turned down 2 marriages, am in my 30s and don't regret it at all.
See? You've had no positive role models in real life, so you can only quote "statistics" like a sperg.
No kindly old man ever told you he believed in you and encouraged you to do anything. So you only believe stories about failure, too timid to try anything for yourself.
Meanwhile, others are finding, marrying and porking large booba'd foreign women. Ensuring the livelihood of their homes and their country. What does your pessimism have to show for it? Nothing. And that is why you have failed.
>bunch of retarded horseshit
I'm living exactly the life I want. Have a big titty gf, unmarried as I want to be. Married friends are all miserable. Statistically speaking, marriage would not help these guys or me either. Cope harder with your obese wife, bro.
That's his mom's boyfriend, LaDeshawn
For me, it's hobbit tight wet and hot hole brunch
seared bite
he's so based
That doesn't look any good to me.
They need to just make the Angry Whopper a staple, it's pretty good.
>Cringe Reviewbrahfag
Now Joey's World Tour is where it's at
Is he still going?
Yes
Wewwewewewewew wew
I can see a woman's handbag on the car floor.
Even this dude fucks
Nah he likes to crossdress as "Joanna'.
He probably had a huge pick of suitors. So many girls cream about him in the comments
are you gay? Why you watching a guy cock sucking a food?
*sharts pa nts* WEWEWEWEEWEEEEW
Good I wish that was me
Reviewbrah is a genuine food review channel with the added "spice" that the guy presents a bit weird. This shit is grossout shock value shit. Completely different.
>joeysworldtour
>not based bob and his motley crue of random homeless people and junkies from the rehab center
Ill be honest, i could of order this exact burger yesterday but the colored bun turned me off.
>colored burger
Eww disgusting! Do Americans really?
>colored burger, Japan
Ehhhh?! Is that squid ink dye? Awesome! So exotic and cool!
What is it with Americans and their fear of mayo?
They have different mayo
Fuck you, homosexual - a mayo once killed my brother!
What is it with this site and their fear of Americans?
We have the same mayo as Europeans that the dutch use to drown their fries in but it's called Miraclewhip here.
his old videos and vrows were based. once you social media mudskins and redditors found him it was all over. he pondered to them instead for money
I'm suprised normies still haven't dug up his old /LULZ/ posts.
I didn't think about reviewbrah for years and am surprised to see he has achieved mainstream success. Good for him.
I still watch and listen to his old stuff, but he's steadily lost soul since enabling comments for the last time. I just don't see the authenticity anymore.
Agreed, thank you. There’s a weird self-amusement/pandering to meme comments/shitty forced “humor” that has really changed the atmosphere of the whole thing. I liked when he took it deadly serious.
e-celeb thread?
18 minutes to discuss one burger. Strange world we live in
I have a vagina 🙂
hypocrite bump
bump
That's a man.
>the red40 burger
it's beet juice
adds red dye to ordinary bun
OH WOW ITS A SPECIAL SPIDERMAN BURGER NOW
Yeah wtf it should have crushed spider and web sauce
His fake transatlantic accent annoys me.
This fucker doesn't age, he's looked 14 for a decade
>Tried one of these today
>They didn't put the cheese on it
This upset me more than it should have.
>My gimmick? Looking like a greasy 12 year-old wearing his dad's suit
I'm sure it's become a bit by this point, but you just know that he thought the suit would make him look cool when he was starting out. It's really gay.
This dude literally hasn't aged since he started doing this. Is there some secret in the bk burgs?
I've seen this guys picture and gifs for years but this is the first time I've ever found out what he does and that he has a YouTube channel reviewing goyslop.
Incredible.
Yeah, this was the first video I watched of his. What a monumental waste of time. All of these homosexuals need to get a life.
The whole thing is steeped in irony. It's all one big joke whether he is in on it or not
Yeah we get it. You homosexuals wanted to make a weird boring person "famous" for the luls.
go back obvious newfag
There's no way one can earnestly sit through 20 minutes of that shit and say it's not a waste of time, and think new Little Mermaid is shit.
i dont autistically watch all his videos to completion retard. wtf is wrong with your brain you think in a 1-0 switch. actual retarded boomer newfag. stop posting here.
I like how you said a bunch of nonsense, in hope that I wouldn't have anything to work with for a rebuttal, that I would in fact just leave, so that you could have some kind semblance of power/control in your pathetic "life".
no i just said stop posting here and you did the opposite like a bad child. you are very simple minded and you will reply again. i always get what i want btw
>i always get what i want
Interesting. I thought you whined like a little girl on the internet because you didn't get attention in the real world, and had to resort to the equivalent of shaking your ass on tiktok.
project harder retard. youre the one that came into this thread and insulted the brah
Yeah, keep shaking that ass for me sweetheart. Maybe if you weren't a coward, you'd go outside and have no need for living life on the line, tranny.
im younger than you and my life is already better than yours in every way
At least I don't have to hide behind a cloak of anonymity to fulfil my need to communicate.
youre posting anonymously moron. actual brain rotted boomer newfag
But without irony. Because I can be my true self, here and in the real world. You lacking this ability, is why you'll never know happiness. Sure, you might have some luls while lying, but you'll never be complete.
no youre just unfunny and thats what you tell yourself to cope
>classic hipster irony
its funny how you came into this thread talking about "watching videos being a waste of time" but here you are wasting your time on a pointless internet argument with someone who isnt even taking it seriously
They wouldn't call me the troll that trolls the trolls if I wasn't good at it.
Gigacringe
And I can keep it up, for as long as it takes.
that doesnt even make sense. i just made you look stupid and now youre spouting gibberish
It doesn't have to make sense, when you look like this.
this is you being your "true self"? youre actually retarded i guess
This guy thinks he's talking to just one person.
you could just stop replying you dont need to do retarded shit like this lol
Daily reminder that this man was gangstalked at one point by Cinemaphile schizos and had to live in his car since he was getting doxx'd on the regular. Also hes had multiple teeth issues, and, as his profession is being a fast food reviewer, having teeth issues is the worst thing that can happen to you
Oh no. Guess what zoom zoom, everybody's address is in the phonebook. Scary, huh?
Then you'll have no problem posting yours here, right?
>no reply
kek what a pussy ass bitch
>I'm your host report of the week
> and this is running over dead naggers FOOD REVIEWS
Wtf when did he become reviewchud?
why does this thread have 172 replies
Because it's filled with all of the folks that wish to troll Hollywood/the biggest losers with nothing going on in their lives.
>OMFG IS THAT REVIEWBRAH THE WHOLESOME GOYSLOP EATER I FUCKING LOVE HIM
does reviewbrah feel bad for making his living shilling poison to burgers, cant be good for his health
is it supposed to look like a watermelon?
Shouldn't the bun be black since spidey got BLACKED.
wow he's gotten flaming
Whatever happened with the gangstalking stuff? I remember some guy who would post tons of personal photos on here and reviewbrah lived in his car for a while.
I genuinely wish someone just knock some sense to him to atleast upgrade his suits, atleast got 1-2 fitted ones that looks more modern instead of the blocky, old, 90s ones he seemingly only has.
Atleast from it I know that hes not playing a character, but just autistic or someshit, because if he liked suits, he would atleast collect more and the style would eventually catch up to the current style.
Reviewbrah looks more dapper than that turd in a suit you posted, fuck off.
Reviewbrah looks weak asf and is just genuinely autistic. Every normie is just pitying him. He's one racist meltdown away from losing it all. You know it. He knows it.
tick tock.
and that is his downfall. People always gonna look at him funny, and he sees himself funny. I saw his recent vids. He just became more niche in his delivery. He missed his chance in early 2019-ish when he got viral. If he chooses this path, then so be it, but I just feel sorry for him.
its fascinating seeing the way you zoomers think about the world. you really have been ruined by the internet
If you think any of the cowardly hipsters on here know how to be honest and not troll, you're a fucking retard.
why are you still in this thread? how many times am i gonna have to teach you this lesson?
I don't know, when are you going to start discussing TV and Film?
insecure, low t post
are you really a pajeet or do you just play one on Cinemaphile ?
he knows all about suits but just prefers an older style
these ultra tight suits are so fucking gay
oh gee you think hes autistic, he has a shortwave radio show that is solely to amuse himself. thats why hes our guy.
Soulless millenial
what sort of name is The Report of the Week?
can you just call him The? or maybe Week?
he somehow became even more based when i learned he likes the trump brand ties and suits
I am p sure ReviewBruh is "alt right" and a /misc/