What Mike says: >There are boring, pointless romance plots in all movies simply to prove that the characters are not gay
What incels hear: >THERE SHOULD BE A GAY ROMANCE PLOT IN THIS MOVIE!!
Doing the same shtick for a decade is so tiresome. The only way to save their corpose of a channel is for Mike to leave those 2 parasites and go back to doing Plinkett reviews
they get paid TENS of THOUSANDS of DOLLARS every month
they squander their fame by phoning it in. good lord, they have a dream job and they're about to frick it up.
Yeah, a lot of Youtubers fall into that trap. They think they're hot shit because they're popular right now and it makes them think they'll always be popular, so they start phoning it in.
I wonder how much longer until RLM starts telling their fans to go frick themselves?
RLM has always told their fans to go frick themselves but it was always indirect until about a year ago. I think Mike's twitter addiction made him think the whole fanbase was like that.
Jay almost always changes his opinion to join Mike, because he is a coward. Exceptions are Joker and Jurassic World which he was 100% right about too .
Hey man, you don't need to tell me, it's just a pic I saved from an american black supremacist unironic we wuz kangs page on facebook I found half a decade ago.
Well looky looky here, what we got ourselves, boys. It's Mr smarty pants I know everything about anything. We don't like your kind here, it's wrong neighborhood and it's not your lucky day and you're lost.
Let's beat him up, boys. Let's teach him a lesson. This will show'im.
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>spend 20 minutes arguing with an abstract member of their audience >outright say that they despise them
Why? They uses to be pretty neutral to they fans.
Getting tired of them shitting on their viewers. I'm okay with them not watching Batman but like every episode they gotta bring it up and make some snide remarks about their own fans, most of which also don't care that they watch batman or not. Now they're mad about people who recommend movies to them?
I hate this fricking movie and all the attention it’s getting
because you are a seething incel
>because you are a seething incel
its just high budget film without sequel bait anything different from norm is popular
>I hate this fricking movie and all the attention it’s getting
It's better than Marvel movie #400
Mike and Jay both lost weight
aids ???
Jay's viral loads are well under control with antiretrovirals.
Frick movies
gayyyy
>The Not-Gays
What Mike says:
>There are boring, pointless romance plots in all movies simply to prove that the characters are not gay
What incels hear:
>THERE SHOULD BE A GAY ROMANCE PLOT IN THIS MOVIE!!
Well then he is an idiot who doesn't understand Hollywood and by extension the indie film makers copying them include romance for the female audience.
>he cares about the female audience
I love this wonderful movie and all the attention it’s getting
God they're so fricking boring now
Doing the same shtick for a decade is so tiresome. The only way to save their corpose of a channel is for Mike to leave those 2 parasites and go back to doing Plinkett reviews
they get paid TENS of THOUSANDS of DOLLARS every month
they squander their fame by phoning it in. good lord, they have a dream job and they're about to frick it up.
The house of cards known as RedLetterMedia is beginning to collapse.
Yeah, a lot of Youtubers fall into that trap. They think they're hot shit because they're popular right now and it makes them think they'll always be popular, so they start phoning it in.
I wonder how much longer until RLM starts telling their fans to go frick themselves?
>I wonder how much longer until RLM starts telling their fans to go frick themselves?
They’ve literally been doing that for the last decade, dumbass
>I wonder how much longer until RLM starts telling their fans to go frick themselves?
They’ve basically said it multiple times for at least five years
RLM has always told their fans to go frick themselves but it was always indirect until about a year ago. I think Mike's twitter addiction made him think the whole fanbase was like that.
>it was always indirect until about a year ago
You’re so blatant about the fact that you don’t know what you’re talking about.
Did they like it?
It was ok but maybe a bit overrated
seems like they liked it but thought it was a little too long
What the frick is their problem?
>the vp8 looks great, Jay
where do you get VP9?
THIS IS MEMES THIS IS REDDIT THIS IS MEMES THIS IS REDDIT
>Mike continues to hate on Parallels
>even calling it the worst Trek episode ever
Beginning to think this man is just devoid of all taste whatsoever.
He has a case of the boring-boomer. Like when he said he doesn't think Chain of Command is very re-watchable. That's a big homie what.
the final proof that they are midwits
>Jay said he likes Swiss Army Man more than Everything Everywhere All at Once
Oh no, is he a racist?
They spent 90% of it just talking about completely unrelated movies
It took 12 minutes for Mike to mention both TNG and Ghost Adventures. I'm wondering if he actually watches anything else anymore.
>everyone is talking about it
I guess reddit it everyone now
this is even worse then the JW video holy shit
>i thought it was shit, mike
>well jay, i loved it
>actually i didn't completely hate the movie, mike
Jay almost always changes his opinion to join Mike, because he is a coward. Exceptions are Joker and Jurassic World which he was 100% right about too .
Pay close attention to Jay's body language. It's clear that he's been cowed into submission.
Why does Mike always look like a few moments away from sticking a shotgun in his mouth and blowing his fricking GenX brains all over Jay?
>not a BOTW/WOTW/Plinketto
I sleep
Coils are used for induction, coiling something doesn’t make it a conductor, you could conductor to get inductive properties out of it.
Hey man, you don't need to tell me, it's just a pic I saved from an american black supremacist unironic we wuz kangs page on facebook I found half a decade ago.
Well looky looky here, what we got ourselves, boys. It's Mr smarty pants I know everything about anything. We don't like your kind here, it's wrong neighborhood and it's not your lucky day and you're lost.
Let's beat him up, boys. Let's teach him a lesson. This will show'im.
Is ching chong ping pong in it? I mean it's not like they all look alike and you can never figure out what the frick is happening.
40 whole minutes
The cracks are showing and the tension is palpable
Is it worth my time watching the movie Cinemaphile?
Yeah, it's pretty good tbh. Their review is spot on. It's a bit too twee at times, but it has a solid heart beneath everything
Ever since I have watched this film, I have started liking chubby asian ladies on bumble. One has matched and messaged me today. It will happen, bros...
Theres a star trek rant in this and thats the only reason im watching it
>spend 20 minutes arguing with an abstract member of their audience
>outright say that they despise them
Why? They uses to be pretty neutral to they fans.
This is the first time Jay said "I didn't LOVE it" rather than "I didn't HATE it"
>another reality exists where Jay and Mike touch together the tips of their boners
Does Jay talk about his award winning dancing escapades?
Funniest shit I've seen in a long time.
let me guess they like it even though it's shit because they got paid to give it a positive review.
Do studios usually pay small time YouTubers to give good reviews several months after the movies already come out?
Right, which explains why they've spent two years shit talking the flagship tv show by the largest and richest corporation on the planet
I want Stephanie Hsu to sit on my face forever
Even better, I want GILF Michelle Yeoh to deepthroat me while Stephanie Hsu sits on my face forever
Reading through these posts is genuinely like a 1:1 reflection of typical youtube comments.
What the frick is with you gays?
I want to frick JojoTubaki so much
Those that can't do teach.
Those that can't do or teach
are movie critics.
and those who can't do youtube criticism
cry on Cinemaphile
>NOOO A FILM HAS TO HAVE 3 ACTS!
plebeian
How long til they make a Half-in-the-Bag shilling Thor Live and Thunder?
God damn, they didn't even have the energy to do a skit, the last few minutes are just them pretending to do a skit, disappointing
>Goes a little too far into the "lol so random" humor
BASED JAY
Getting tired of them shitting on their viewers. I'm okay with them not watching Batman but like every episode they gotta bring it up and make some snide remarks about their own fans, most of which also don't care that they watch batman or not. Now they're mad about people who recommend movies to them?
Where did the Mr. Plinkett storyline leave off? I can't remember like Mike and Jay either